THUPA Rd 2: Sad little children (468 hits)
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Submitted by MonkeyswithPoetry (View user info) at 2008-12-22 16:15:27 EST
(Alternate Title: How I snaked my way out of doing another THUPA round.)
Hickory Dickory Clock,
The mouse ran down the dock,
I stepped on his tail,
Then hammered a nail,
That fucker don't move no more.
Dumpty Humpty sat on a wall,
Dumpty Humpty had a great fall,
The clock struck ten,
He did it again,
So I told the retard to get the fuck down.
Little boy blue,
Blowing his horn,
I packed that horn up with some dank,
He blows jazz now.
Hey diddle diddle,
I diddled snow white's clit.
She got off eight times and then blew me,
There's no rhyme's here sucka.
Jack and Jill,
Went up the ski slope
For the group date grope,
What a bacchanalia that was.
Bah Bah Black Sheep,
Have you any wool?
Quit trying to sell me shaved pubes and go home.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack better run from my big boom stick.
Old mother Hubbard,
Reached in her cupboard,
Fuck it, just go google Andrew Dice Clay.
Little miss Muff,
Sat on her tuft
Too bad for her,
That she called my bluff.
Bet the bitch believes in the rape fairy now.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-28 02:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was pretty funny. you didn't make it easy on me at all.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-23 23:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave me a solid and persistent chuckle.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing, but I expected better from you, good sir.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-23 13:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me laugh
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-23 07:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is 2 inches away from paedophilia.
But it's arty, so CPS is cool with that.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 17:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew Dice Clay is gonna kick you in the nuts for this.
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I think he's dead isn't he? If not, his career sure is - OOHH!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew Dice Clay is gonna kick you in the nuts for this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, Bubba either gets drunk and beats his wife, or -2's people belligerently. You're saving that poor woman from a beating right now, you're a saint.
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You should be my wife, Georgie. You need a beating.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, Bubba either gets drunk and beats his wife, or -2's people belligerently. You're saving that poor woman from a beating right now, you're a saint.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like you.
Do you care?
Probably not.
:(
Dick.
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Do I care? Define caring. If by caring you imply that I enjoy your work, and respect you as an equal human being, then yes, I do care.
If you mean do you wanna be friends?
Sure, why not. (Bet you thought I was gonna be a dick then didn't you.)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mehffort.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like you.
Do you care?
Probably not.
:(
Dick.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack and Jill went up da hill,
both wit' a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down wit' two-fifty,
what a whore....
OH!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, Bubba either gets drunk and beats his wife, or -2's people belligerently. You're saving that poor woman from a beating right now, you're a saint.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I told you lately that you SUCK?????!!!!????
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Have now.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh the reviews I await from this. I hope there's some form of backlash. That would be interesting, but let's be serious here, we've all seen much worse.
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Worse?? WHERE???????
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I told you lately that you SUCK?????!!!!????
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh the reviews I await from this. I hope there's some form of backlash. That would be interesting, but let's be serious here, we've all seen much worse.