Happy Non-Denominational Gift Giving Day (670 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 2 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2008-12-24 03:47:31 EST
It's nearly Christmas in Australia, so happy politically correct holiday to all of you blacks and jews.
My wife made some cute little gingerbread cookies resembling family members which I thought was nice. Mine made me wonder if I really am that fat or look that dorky in glasses. Stupid ginger bread man staring into my soul.
Merry Christmas Uber.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-25 22:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The weather turned quite warm for Christmas Day, and the kiddies were allowed to wear their sandals.
70 degrees just north of Richmond, VA, USA.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-12-24 21:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas :)
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-24 15:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THATS a cookie!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-24 14:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
opening line made me laugh.
of course i've basically had a drink in my hand constantly for the last week, so making me laugh isn't all that hard.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-24 12:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2008-12-24 11:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-24 11:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last night when we were lying in bed, my boyfriend's dog farted and scared herself. She jumped a mile, and then she was looking all around and lifting up her leg to look underneath it and see where the sound came from. It was hilarious. Then I made her ass get down on the floor because she always hogs up my side of the bed, and plus I don't feel like getting dog-fart pinkeye (again).
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-24 10:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look delicious.
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-12-24 10:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Christmas!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-24 09:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-24 09:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how did you make caucasian ginger bread men?
mine are dark brown
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2008-12-24 08:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you're a ginger. The wife must feed you well fatty.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-24 07:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Secular Winter Holiday Gift Giving Day to you too.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-24 07:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-24 04:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-24 03:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dip your balls into a glass of ice and you will be fine
im spending 3hrs on my own on Christmas day and im not looking forward to that!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-12-24 03:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My first Christmas away from home (Edmonton, Canada) and it's a little hard getting into the spirit with the weather. 30+ on the forecast for tomorrow.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-24 03:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the middle of the night
i go searching for something
lalalalalal
Merry Christmas you big fluff
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-24 03:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Non-Denominational Gift Giving Day to you, too.