THUPA Round 2: Canon in G (Gloria In Excelsis) (593 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.52 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-12-24 12:45:49 EST
Little G
You and me
Sub #3
Flibbity flee!
So I'm cutting out early and have no time to do anything worthwhile. Submission fail etc. But I will not go down without a fight, so I give you this post. "But wait, O Toad, this looks like a review you left on the hub," you might say. At first glance, yes, it appears that way. But if you take a closer look you'll see that the text has been rearranged to create a new aesthetic. Besides, the review was just four sentence-thoughts lined up one after another. This, dear friends, is a POEM.
Merry Christmas to all, except for the people that I hate and you know who you are.
So Merry Christmas and happy holidays to some, really.
Oh whatever, just camp here and give me 4000 hits already.
O TOAD FTW! AMF! Arriba!
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 02:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cars and Trux
Doodles sucks
Cheerios. what
Can I say
Just go away.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-31 23:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I resent your aloof attitude towards my poetry submission.
Take this -2 to mean that you have gravly hurt and grieviuosly offended me.
Most likely my phycological issues will be unovercomable.
I just used a prefix and a suffix on the same word.
That's seven shades of sweet
alliteration ftw
abbreviation for the loss
What i'm getting at is i'm pitching tent in shlongy's camp now, fagmatron
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-30 21:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mighty O
Whoa ho ho
Can't minus two
So have a zero!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-29 17:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessir, you are most assuredly a wiener.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-29 15:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A winner is me!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-29 09:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crap. i totally forgot about this.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops I Ijust ranked without doing this:
If everybody is okay with it, and since there were so many forfeits in round two, I can put Saccy up against JoeyG (who both forfeited but expressed interest in still playing) for the "highest loser bracket" for round three. Deadline would be tomorrow, 11:59 EST. Let me know.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is perhaps the deepest piece you've written. There's just not a lot of hand holding, is all.
Every word should be approached as if it was a twenty ton weight. Heavy, man. Heavy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-26 17:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-24 21:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail, on all levels.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2008-12-24 21:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-24 20:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope you didn't sit around with your finger up your ass waiting for someone to review this piece of shit. Look up poetry in the book.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-24 17:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merryhoho, beyotch.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-24 15:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-24 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO TAKE MY INITIAL VOTE BACK.
BEELTEA, KINDLY RE-AVERAGE THE RATING AND DISCOUNT MY INITIAL ZERO.
THANKS, NANCY!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-24 14:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That candle is sort of owl-shit green, which is as close to green as you can get without actually being green, or so I was told by Kermit. Merry Christmas, O-man.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-24 14:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i take online poetry contests very seriously, and this 'effort' just doesn't get the job done.
and that candle is def a bluish-grey. way to fuck it up on every level.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 is 3 rating points too high.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas Brother :)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you consult this? http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/GreenChart.asp
You might have avoided this grave error.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The candle is gray.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-24 13:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that you +1'd yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-24 12:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I also reserve the right to submit another entry if I feel like it between now and Sunday.
Because I created this bitch and I'll be damned if some clownshoe is going to tell me otherwise.
But until then just act like this is my legit entry.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-24 12:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I will not see or hear of this text dump until next week so do be kind and clean up after yourselves ok?