The Slore Next Door (910 hits)
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Submitted by Roman The Empire <CheesyG00dness.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-14 15:20:45 EDT
Roman's dictionary word of the day:
Slore (n.) - A combination of the words "slut" and "whore" conveniently packaged into one syllable.
In order for a woman to acheive this title from me, they must hit rock bottom in the self-esteem department. Last year at my school, the girl that lived in the apartment next to mine, deserved to have her picture posted next to this word in my dictionary.
This girl would have a different guy over every night, and must still not have been good in bed, because each night I would have to listen to the most off-beat thumping from her bed before I fell asleep. I think she was a spazz in bed from what I could hear.
To simply understand why she was the master of all slores, allow me to describe some of the slime that ended up joining her next door:
- Guys that looked like they were 13. About five times I actually asked some of her "boyfriends" to show me their ID when they claimed to be 19+ after I laughed in their faces when they said that.
- The downright ugly. I remember when she came next door to introduce me to the newest installment in her fuck buddy department. I swear to whatever deity you believe in that this kid had mold on his teeth. I just closed the door on them and ran to brush my teeth multiple times. A very frightening experience.
- The wannabe thugs. This one is self-explanatory I think. None of them could speak any proper english and I wanted to tossthem down the stairs.
- The emo pussies. I would hear lots of crying next door, followed by bed-thumping for about two minutes...then more weeping.
That is just a few examples of the scary, ugly, and stupid people I was exposed to through my neighbor. Sadly, I don't see why she was bringing these people because she was pretty hot. In all honesty I would have loved to tap that...if I wasn't afraid my dick would melt upon entry from the concoction of diseases found down there. Perhaps if I quintiple bagged...but then what's the point.
P.S. - This girl never...EVER...got drunk. Which, in my opinion, just makes her even more of a slore.
User Reviews
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-11-21 22:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emo is short for emotionalist.
They wear thier hearts on thier sleeves. they write sad depressing poetry/songs and dress according to thier moods.
In other words, they are really gay. No, seriously.
(:(|)
Submitted by nazislut (user info) at 2003-11-21 22:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i think emo is short for emotional but im not sure let me know if im right or wrong
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-09-09 02:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent post.
Question: What the fuck is "emo?" I've heard the refrence many times in the Überhood, just haven't heard what type of music it is though. What are some bands?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-09-09 02:23:20 EDT (#)
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Is *THIS* where "slore" comes from? I love it - I will use it with pride and cheesy goodness.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-09 01:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also missed this. I heard the reference to the word many times, but never saw the actual source.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-09 01:24:19 EDT (#)
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I don't know how I missed this. Good stuff.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:29:06 EDT (#)
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"Im gonna hang out with my wang out! And Im gonna rock out with my cock out!!!"
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:27:09 EDT (#)
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NICE!!!!! You do that and you get nothing but +2s from me. Even if its a post saying "I like little boys." Why? Because little boys are just as much fun as slores.
Yes I will print up that and show it to my friends as reference when they ask what the hell a slore is.
Submit it to Webster...
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre...my friend.
"HOOK A BROTHA UP MAN!!!! WHEN YOU GET BACK WERE CHILLIN AND IM FUCKING THIS CHICK! IM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE GODDAMNIT!!!
Nuttin like having an experianced girl ride you... "
1) I said this was last year when I was at school. I probably should have mentioned this was in Pennsylvania.
2) I do still talk to her hotter friend/roomate. I'm going to try and get them to drive over here next time I plan on having a party. I'll let you know if they are gonna show up and she's all yours. :P
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:10:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:00:02 (#)
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She was about 5'5, great body, C-cup, curly blonde hair, cute face, many STDs.
That's about it.
I would'a tapped that anyway most probably, but I'm a man of morals and I had a girlfriend there at the time.
On a side note...and totally off topic...hooray going to LBI (you know if you're from jersey) for the weekend. Time to get drunk, stoned, swim in the 40 degree water, and go watch Freddy Vs. Jason.
HOOK A BROTHA UP MAN!!!! WHEN YOU GET BACK WERE CHILLIN AND IM FUCKING THIS CHICK! IM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE GODDAMNIT!!!
Nuttin like having an experianced girl ride you...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
So would this word be in the proper context if I say: Condoleeza Rice is a slore! ?
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:00:02 EDT (#)
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She was about 5'5, great body, C-cup, curly blonde hair, cute face, many STDs.
That's about it.
I would'a tapped that anyway most probably, but I'm a man of morals and I had a girlfriend there at the time.
On a side note...and totally off topic...hooray going to LBI (you know if you're from jersey) for the weekend. Time to get drunk, stoned, swim in the 40 degree water, and go watch Freddy Vs. Jason.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um dude... What you doing this weekend? Were pretty close... Maybe I could stop by or summin.
Hey is that your neighbor over there? Ill be right back....
*muffled cries* *thud thud thud thud*
*door opening*
Hey wats up? Um yeah I need to borrow your shower... Do you have gasoline? Really? Yeah Ima need to borrow some of that annnnnnd a match. Yea thanks...
*WHOOSH*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOD THAT BURNS JUST SLIGHTLY LESS THAN THIS RASH!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriousely though... Whats she look like? Id hit it.
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew this kid back in 8th or 9th grade who tried to bang some girl with a baggie for a condom. I guess he was being resourceful. I think he kept losing the bag even with a rubber band. Dumbass.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:34:53 EDT (#)
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"The emo pussies. I would hear lots of crying next door, followed by bed-thumping for about two minutes...then more weeping."
AH HAHAHAHAHA
i had this girl over one time, i was a bit younger and the parents had left for the weekend or something. anyways, the point of her coming over was action. this was understood by both parties.
she came over and told me something about how some friend was being mean to some other friend and something something something something (i dont know, some highschool drama crap). she sat there rocking back and forth listening to some emo punk something or other. you know, the slow punk tunes? the ones that highlight the fact that these kids CANT SING?
i sat there thinking to myself "what the hell did i get myself into?"
all was made better though.
Submitted by LazyFatAss (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you are gonna do a slore just get a large black trash bag and get in it. Then take a rubberband and rap it around the base of your staff to keep the bag tight around your staff. This is right from my "fucking slores-101" class I teach at the university. Maybe you should sign up.
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:23:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
What's her address?
classic monkey, classic
-Alan
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:24:34 EDT (#)
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+1 for creating a new word
Slore.... Funny stuff. Evee is a slore.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:23:30 EDT (#)
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What's her address?