Keep Talking Shit (1039 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-26 11:15:05 EST
That's right, fuckmouths... Christmas is over and we go back to our normal lives... well, not all of us.
When I see something wrong, I do something about it; that's why this Christmas I donated $10,000 of my own money to the Thai Children's Trust.
I don't just talk shit, I also speak the truth; that is 90% of world's population are fucking retards and don't deserve to be alive.
Once again, I propose to invade countries one by one, starting with Poland and killing off 90% of world's population that doesn't deserve living.
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Merry Christmas
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:55:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:21:36 EDT (#)
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why lie?
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I didn't, but i shouldn't have gloated, i didn't realise that people prefer for you to be humble... i wish i didn't post this.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:21:36 EDT (#)
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why lie?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 02:55:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 12:32:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-28 11:39:14 EST (#)
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so you think we should get rid of 90% of the worlds population but you just donated 10 grand on children in another country?
you really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?
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Society fails, it always has and will.
Blah, blah, blah... you know why.
But at least I had a chance to see what a greedy, selfish and indulgent person I am, you did too in some way i assume... yes
Now, a story of seeing an old woman begging with her 10 or so girl laying on cardboard, her head bleeding, a family (2 adults, 2 kids under 13 or so) rummaging through garbage... looking for food?, an obviously mentally disabled woman squatting on a busy street curb while eating a burger, a flock of children (Cambodia) gathering around you and begging for 1 Thai baht (0.029 US cents, 0.043 AUS cents - think about that)
Seeing all that most days, knowing nothing will change... you learn to ignore it, sometimes
You feel sad for 5 minutes and then stop caring... go on with your things
So it's guilt... so I know I'm not like the rest, 90%
It's much easier. Read it, forget it.
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Umm, actually 1 Thai Baht is more like .029 US DOLLARS.
Jesus you're like those idiots at Verizon
www.verizonmath.com/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:10:08 EST (#)
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And this other time, in band camp....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:56:06 EST (#)
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Yah dude, like this one time, everyone on uber pretended to raise money for this little girl with a brain tumor, but then we spent it on jet skis instead since she was dying anyway. That was awesome.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:29:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-29 10:50:43 EST (#)
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dude I'm done even trying to carry a conversation with you. It's like I asked you what 2 plus 2 is and you said 'peanut butter'.
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...yeah, i know what you mean, it's just like that time when you said Money + Charity = money down a toilet
you clearly are a selfish cunt that never gave anything to anyone, so stop your bitching.
or you could go kill yourself, no one will notice, no one would care and perhaps your job might even be taken by someone who thinks differently.
Go fuck yourself
Moron
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-29 10:50:43 EST (#)
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dude I'm done even trying to carry a conversation with you. It's like I asked you what 2 plus 2 is and you said 'peanut butter'.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:54:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:41:11 EST (#)
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Liar.
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Fuck right off, stop bitching or fuck off.
come to Thailand, i'll give you a tour
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:52:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:10:28 EST (#)
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I see it every day...it's called working in downtown San Francisco.
And, just like the ASPCA asking for money, no matter how much money you throw at the problem it'll never be fixed. Might as well flush it down the toilet.
and I think you're absolutely full of shit. I bet you've never even seen close to 10 grand let alone donated it to some foreign country's homeless. We see through your bullshit.
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it helps someone, but then someone else needs help and it keeps going on...
and you do know what i mean... (walking down your streets), you must have learned to ignore it, but sometimes you feel guilty to see it... you keep walking and forget in 5 minutes.
So why don't you put aside a bit of money each week and flush it down the toilet, hopefully you'll feel better about yourself.
...When doing my taxes i found out i might be an alcoholic, i had spent on average $800 a week on alcohol and about $100 for cigarettes.
Oh, and i claimed some of the tax money back...
it's guilt.
do something, do nothing, stop feeling sorry for yourself and stop bitching
I hope you get audited
Moron
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:41:11 EST (#)
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Liar.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-28 21:10:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 12:32:08 EST (#)
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Society fails, it always has and will.
Blah, blah, blah... you know why.
But at least I had a chance to see what a greedy, selfish and indulgent person I am, you did too in some way i assume... yes
Now, a story of seeing an old woman begging with her 10 or so girl laying on cardboard, her head bleeding, a family (2 adults, 2 kids under 13 or so) rummaging through garbage... looking for food?, an obviously mentally disabled woman squatting on a busy street curb while eating a burger, a flock of children (Cambodia) gathering around you and begging for 1 Thai baht (0.029 US cents, 0.043 AUS cents - think about that)
Seeing all that most days, knowing nothing will change... you learn to ignore it, sometimes
You feel sad for 5 minutes and then stop caring... go on with your things
So it's guilt... so I know I'm not like the rest, 90%
It's much easier. Read it, forget it.
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I see it every day...it's called working in downtown San Francisco.
And, just like the ASPCA asking for money, no matter how much money you throw at the problem it'll never be fixed. Might as well flush it down the toilet.
and I think you're absolutely full of shit. I bet you've never even seen close to 10 grand let alone donated it to some foreign country's homeless. We see through your bullshit.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2008-12-28 20:00:19 EST (#)
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Hurray! I've got gasoline and a switch blade.
LET'S DO THIS
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2008-12-28 17:06:55 EST (#)
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You are truly a blessing to humanity. All praise be to Majul.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 12:32:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-28 11:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so you think we should get rid of 90% of the worlds population but you just donated 10 grand on children in another country?
you really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?
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Society fails, it always has and will.
Blah, blah, blah... you know why.
But at least I had a chance to see what a greedy, selfish and indulgent person I am, you did too in some way i assume... yes
Now, a story of seeing an old woman begging with her 10 or so girl laying on cardboard, her head bleeding, a family (2 adults, 2 kids under 13 or so) rummaging through garbage... looking for food?, an obviously mentally disabled woman squatting on a busy street curb while eating a burger, a flock of children (Cambodia) gathering around you and begging for 1 Thai baht (0.029 US cents, 0.043 AUS cents - think about that)
Seeing all that most days, knowing nothing will change... you learn to ignore it, sometimes
You feel sad for 5 minutes and then stop caring... go on with your things
So it's guilt... so I know I'm not like the rest, 90%
It's much easier. Read it, forget it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-28 11:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so you think we should get rid of 90% of the worlds population but you just donated 10 grand on children in another country?
you really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-28 02:20:19 EST (#)
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fuck of Polack cunt.
Stop pretending to exist
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-28 01:23:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-27 22:01:11 EST (#)
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You are Polish you fucking halfwit.
Matt Borowik
292/105 Scarborough Street
Gold Coast, Queensland 4215
Australia
+61418799451
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Yes... I posted this meaningless info nobody cares about (avaliable to anyone with basic knowledge of using a keyboard) months ago, moron.
That is my old address (very nice ocean front apartment, look it up on google earth if you have no life) and my brothers old phone number.
You fail like 90% of people
Retard
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-27 22:01:11 EST (#)
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You are Polish you fucking halfwit.
Matt Borowik
292/105 Scarborough Street
Gold Coast, Queensland 4215
Australia
+61418799451
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-27 14:11:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-27 13:37:49 EST (#)
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When you commit suicide, it will be considered a significant first step in eradicating the world's population of mongoloids.
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That's an insult to the mongoloids of the world. . . .
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-27 13:37:49 EST (#)
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When you commit suicide, it will be considered a significant first step in eradicating the world's population of mongoloids.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-27 12:17:52 EST (#)
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If 90% of the people in the world are retards that don't deserve to be alive, why are you giving them money?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-27 11:52:17 EST (#)
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Uh-huh.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-27 10:28:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-26 16:17:43 EST (#)
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I put off college for a year to work for a non-profit for half of minimum wage so suck it douche. The point isn't to brag, its to help.
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You are in the 10%... as stupid as it seems, you have to brag so other people feel ashamed and do the same
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-26 16:57:14 EST (#)
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Sure you did, Pinocchio. Fuck off.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-26 16:17:43 EST (#)
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I put off college for a year to work for a non-profit for half of minimum wage so suck it douche. The point isn't to brag, its to help.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-26 14:55:28 EST (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-12-26 14:30:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr.Plecko (user info) at 2008-12-26 13:33:22 EST (#)
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thanks for looking after my kids douche, i just can't resist when those thai hookers tell me "i want green eye thai baby"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-26 12:19:23 EST (#)
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UNFUNNY
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-26 12:18:23 EST (#)
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Forget it
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-26 12:14:11 EST (#)
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Lying sack of shit.
btw: bye-bye
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:55:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:52:50 EST (#)
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Anything that oozes from MC is gheytarded. So meh.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:50:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:43:38 EST (#)
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See Hitler, 1939.
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I seriously hope you people get cancer and need somebody to pay your medical bills
Sad Fucking
Morons
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:52:50 EST (#)
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Anything that oozes from MC is gheytarded. So meh.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:50:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:43:38 EST (#)
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See Hitler, 1939.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:40:52 EST (#)
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Which is why I said "If it's true, good for you"
Moron
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:31:35 EST (#)
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If that's true, good for you.
If not, then fuck off.
If it's half-true, Monopoly money doesn't count, so try again.
-1 because it's not worth reading and I've seen better.
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Fuck right off, if you'd ever been to Thailand you'd know what poverty is, if you ever crossed the border to Cambodia, your brain would explode
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-26 11:31:35 EST (#)
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If that's true, good for you.
If not, then fuck off.
If it's half-true, Monopoly money doesn't count, so try again.
-1 because it's not worth reading and I've seen better.