My girlfriend (4563 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.83 on 208 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-14 07:19:20 EDT
Check out my hot ass girlfriend. You wish you could get a piece... I don't think so!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After seeing this, I gave up trying to talk shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*chugs beer*
Some-a day Mario, I'm-a gonna marry that girl.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-12-06 02:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
I bet she can talk some serious shit
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 01:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she's hot
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha i forgot about this
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-02-16 09:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha ha ha
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She needs a good hot lunch. She is ugly. McBain i think you have found the perfect person as you are both fucking ugly.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude... she's not my type or anything... but she's a kid. be nice people!
+2 because OLAS just found this shit out of nowhere
-2 because... well... CHICKEN FUCKER!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are so cruel, she has a pretty face sort of.
That said, this is officially the worst post ever made on ubersite, mostly due to the replies. My digging revealed this, and yes folks, the final decision has been made.
Submitted by Derrick <TheAgeofDarkness.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-06 22:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're lucky I don't know her because seems that girls like my cock. I don't know what it is man, maybe because I'm black and my shit hits the floor. Either way if she feels loose one night I was there man...sorry.
Submitted by lazaruslng9676 (user info) at 2004-03-18 14:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, you girl's face is busted and her ass is big. But you are probably no prize yourself so I'm sure it works out for you.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-18 14:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
short skirts are a privelidge, not a right
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-18 14:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YIKESSSSS!!!! Im BLIND!!! Damn shess ugly
Submitted by SiFi at 2004-03-18 13:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im not even a member. i dont have a bone-to-pick with anyone, But... i have to agree with all these people. Dont go bragging about your gf when shes not all that special looking. its ok to defend your gf. you should. But dont go dissing other people just because they have a better looking gf.
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-02-21 10:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe she looks hotter when she's wearing her trucker's hat that says "Carny".
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-02-11 15:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
even i wouldn't fingerbang that chick
Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-02-11 15:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmmmm... Skanky, and ugly; it's a winning combination.
Submitted by TheDoc (user info) at 2003-12-08 02:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only one you are fooling is yourself. This is not your girlfriend. Its probable that this is your boyfriends sister. Congratulations, I hope you are happy. -2. Biotch
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-19 23:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didnt think even you McBain would sink that low but damn man what are you thinking shes fucking ugly as hell.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-19 19:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The smart thing to do would be to not review it so it gets off the Most Heated list.
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-19 06:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats up with her face? has she got downs syndrome? looks like shes got at least 3 or 4 extra chromasomes to me.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2003-08-19 02:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude.... Seriously....
She is a Pig
Submitted by Hortense (user info) at 2003-08-18 22:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-08-18 22:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
daddy tol me if i put my leg up
like this them boys mightn be ablento
see my area. kin ya?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-18 22:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wish I could get a piece, no wait someone will be getting a piece of my ass in jail if I touch that fucking hussie.
So.
Lets see an untouched pic of you AND her. Maybe even being effectionate. And please be sure you look something like one of the otehr 3 guys you've posted pictures of.
Thanks
Submitted by Lady_Emily_03 (user info) at 2003-08-18 22:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THUMBS DOWN.
Submitted by RetardRiot (user info) at 2003-08-18 21:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got Milk?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A whopping 13 years old I bet.
-Tom
Submitted by mcbrain (user info) at 2003-08-18 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's hot... what grade is she in?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-18 14:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061230514106514506
Yeah I know it's way past sell by date. Still pisses him off though.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-18 08:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-08-18 00:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for those funny-ass comments by manfre. You, my friend, rock! I'm sure you already know that by now.
PEACE.
You dont need the newbie in your username for me to tell your new. Keep watching and youll realize I, kind sir, do not rock. I actually roll slightly. But I do not rock. At all. Thank you though. Are you female?
Submitted by wing_nut74 (user info) at 2003-08-18 08:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Mama I gonna be a star"
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-08-18 00:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for those funny-ass comments by manfre. You, my friend, rock! I'm sure you already know that by now.
PEACE.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-08-18 00:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa. And Nator called me a pedophile. What did you do, get this off of creepyoldman.com?
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-08-17 18:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN: FAT WOMENZ
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-17 00:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when were you a pedophile?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-16 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks a bit thick. Mind you, after a few beers, I'd probably submit to her pestering.
Submitted by CunningStunt (user info) at 2003-08-16 09:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Her neck appears to be broken to get it in tha position.....
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-16 01:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's wearing a navy blue skirt, with a red and black top?
Not much for color coordination is she?
Queen
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-15 22:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Damn you, McBain, you could've turned things around by not giving the masses more ammo and instead doing something like your last post which is your first post to receive a positive overall rating.
Shame on you, sir.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-15 22:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, HAH, HAH, HAH."
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
her back fat is hanging out
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-15 13:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manfre, Insane, and whoever's probably read this and rated it: How fucking retarded are you? I clicked, I laughed, I posted. How stupid do you have to be to believe this is his girlfriend and not some screenshot off American Idol or something? Also, he's pissed you off again. You suck.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-15 13:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well HO, HO, HO, McBain...looks like Santa bought you a pet for Christmas.
Submitted by Scantily_clad_vixen (user info) at 2003-08-15 13:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was expecting an interesting story...instead I'm blinded by this Maury Povich "Is my step dad my brother?" 14 yr old.
You know I did a post on this kinda broad, the one who's 12 that holds onto her boyfriends hand while walking in the mall......
Fucking trailer.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Two trailer park girls go round the outside round the outside"
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-15 05:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is one I made earlier
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10596644401083683
-2 cause thats what rating im gonna give all your posts.
Submitted by anderulesyou (user info) at 2003-08-15 00:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your girlfriend looks like a hoe..
Submitted by Ashlee <priavate> at 2003-08-15 00:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah. Shes's definitely like 12. And not that cute.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, come on people.
We should be congratulating McBain.
He found someone who could actually put up with him. What's the odds of that?
And if she is just a figment of his imagination, well... at least he's happy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 22:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even if she is your woman, big deal. I mean yea, looks are everything and all. Geese, who needs intelligent conversation when you have a trophy!
I gave her the clap.
Submitted by King HFB <spamme.at.mail.com> at 2003-08-14 21:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
man the foto is blurred and the JPG quality is on lowest and shes STILL a nasty bitch
poor effort mcbain
still, he surprised me. i expected a foto of him in a wig
actually, on closer inspection...
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-14 20:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Where'd you guys meet? Finding Nemo?
You should've known posting her pic would bring you nothing but bad experiences.
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2003-08-14 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
does the term "kiddie porn" mean anythign to you? how old is this little girl and where did you leave her body after you raped and murdered her?
~hads
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-14 19:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know a girl who looks kinda like this one, she was fugly too, we call her drummy she is like 12 feet tall and has thighs like drumsticks and they jiggle, you are drummy2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 19:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:26:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oomp La Di, Oomp La Da..
Life Goes On... Hey.
-BerZ
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fitting.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 17:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone notice the name of this picture is "booty"
Submitted by beautiful_disaster (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is your girlfriend 12?
Is this even your girlfriend?
BOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I say we photoshop the hell out of her. No fucking mercy.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole McBain ordeal has gotten out of hand. Simply giving him a -2 does nothing, as everybody expects him to post pointless crap. I seriously doubt McBain is real, but either way, he's just boring now. Before I got at least a little amusement from his posts. This is the last McBain post I will read.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to see a picture of you two together, preferably a good size so I can throw knives at it.
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eevee1352: I love you
Mcbain: I love you too
Eevee1352: I love you more
Both: *numnumslurrrrrppp* (you know the sloppy kiss sound you hear when an ugly white trash couple starts making out and trying to suck each other's shit out through their mouths)
Barf.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This fucking proves it. I write funny, interesting material, and get a measaly 500 hits after 2 days. This shits been posted for like 4 hours and its racked up almost a thousand.
Be careful.
You might push McBain onto the most read list.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAH THATS THE SHOW BERZ!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
McBain i know who you are:
BOBBY FISHER.
the mcbain character is just your alter-ego.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm. Didn't I see this picture on a "Rate That Chick" site?
Get a life.
-Tom
Submitted by punkkoala (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had a piece of her last night. and her mom.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BURN IT!!!! SEND IT TO HELL!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, she looks like a Tapioca Abortion*.
(Props to Tucker Max for that one)
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghetto Booty.
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you just keep diggin you hole deeper........
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Look at my high school bitch! What a horrible picture, the pose make it look like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan. It would be acceptable if it were a random pic, but not a professionally taken shot. My conclusion; bad picture.
I wouldn't speak up except for the bs you and your girlfriend have been spouting all over the place. Why are you trying so hard to prove yourself? She's 17, and if I remember correctly you're not much older. You're dealing with people who are a lot older and have a sense of decency. You, do not. Your girlfriend tries but because she's involved with you, well she spends all her time defending her self because of you. I hope you don't have to do this in the everyday world.
If you get off "making" people mad, you fit into one category. You strike me as the type that will always be deemed "that guy". And since this post, you're now "that guy with that bitch he brought". Nobody cares fuckbomber. Go eat an ass or post something worth reading.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
she cant be your girlfriend she has teeth
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oomp La Di, Oomp La Da..
Life Goes On... Hey.
-BerZ
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realized something... Shes kinda reminescant of Corky... You know that retart from that show...
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is she cross-eyed?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you posted a picture of yourself with out the tacky clothes and awful hair do people might rate you higher.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no Michael... no i couldn't. hahaha
i still say this isn't real, though.
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how old is she? 12? 13?
Submitted by Mrbeefy (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Man oh man what a hedgepig she must have jumped in the gene pool when the guard wasn't looking "you go girl"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and it's quite possible he's real, along with his skank girlfriend, so i feel i need to say... i've screwed better looking sluts when i was drunk. the ugliest girl i've ever been with looks like miss fucking america compared to that piece of trash. plus she's dumber than a rock.
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hahaha you just could not resist huh?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-14 12:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Eevee is a cheerleader, Joe. Chew on THAT shit for a while."
My room mate was a cheerleader in high school and he is a big hairy man. That really doesn't prove anything. I suppose if you had a special ed cheer squad, she might be the prettiest retard up there and I might be the Queen of England too. If you are fake, +2 because that's funny. If you are real
-100000000000000000000 because you have to be the stupidest couple I have ever witnessed and I live in Texas(which means I know some dumb people)
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry dude, not into fourteen year olds.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DUBYA TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
what the hell is wrong with you people??? why are you responding to any of McBain's posts? i can make an alter-Über just as convincing, and i can make up a chunky, ugly, white trash girlfriend that can't spell or use proper grammar and diction and say i'm smart, too. McBain is about as real as Jennifer Lopez. i can't believe you people are falling for this.
Razor's post has made me realize i can't deny the fact that there is a possibility that McBain is real, because my cousins live in a place with people just like this, and it's quite possible he's real, along with his skank girlfriend, so i feel i need to say... i've screwed better looking sluts when i was drunk. the ugliest girl i've ever been with looks like miss fucking america compared to that piece of trash. plus she's dumber than a rock.
just kidding... joke. little joke... stop giving McBain attention, you idiots. MCBAIN AND HIS UGLY GIRLFRIEND ARE A FABRICATION. HOW HARD IS IT TO SEE?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the -2 rating should be replaced with McBain
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My girlfriend (Rating: -1.12 on 135 reviews, last by jyrka 31 minutes ago)
Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-14 07:19:20
My girlfriend (713 hits)
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Embrace Insane People (Rating: 1 on 26 reviews, last by Insanethemind 13 hours ago)
Submitted by <murphydog5.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-13 14:37:32
Embrace Insane People (211 hits)
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WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
i came here specifically cuz i saw that this fucking post got 135 reviews and you KNOW its shit. it always is. and heres murphy writing a very well written piece and he gets less than a third of the number of hits and 80% less reviews.
WHAT THE FUCK!
EVERYONE STOP CLICKING ON MCBAINS GOD AWFUL POSTS.
if you want to reply to this, you're going to have to start a separate post or something, because i am NOT coming back to this post to support this.
bart - "Think about that... the basis of capitalism - greed - turned from the side of money grubbing evil over to the side of this creative "new economy" art. People come to the site because they want to be entertained. If they aren't entertained, they will influence the site to make it more entertaining. It's so simple, but practically revolutionary."
LETS GET TO INFLUENCING ALREADY!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that this is what your imaginary bird looks like...(cough) FAKE FAKE FAKE....
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still talking shit eh?
is this another joke that you are going to thank us for participating in?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, Ive got to put this out there.
What if he doesnt even know this girl?
I had a nasty shock with this one as she really, REALLY does look like my 13 year old niece... and its got me thinking he's just put this up here without her knowledge.
We're probably all saying things about a little girl that doesnt even know he's got the pic.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:19:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is probably some poor girl that mcbain doesn't like and he hopes that we will photoshop it to torture her.
i hope you get foot and mouth disease mcbain.
In the butt too.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-14 11:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is probably some poor girl that mcbain doesn't like and he hopes that we will photoshop it to torture her.
i hope you get foot and mouth disease mcbain.
Submitted by jyrka (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, what a freak.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
S T O P giving this fuck attention
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yet again another asinine mcbain poost makes the top of the most heated list.....
lemmings.
Submitted by taz at 2003-08-14 10:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pleez come back strange skanklady in the pic. i am amused
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would fuck that bitch till her eyes pop out of her head. But I wouldnt kiss her.
And I wouldnt ring the next day, but I expect shes used to that.....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 10:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, please, please, please, please U S E B I R T H C O N T R O L !!!!!!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually on second though I probably would fuck her. With a rock in the head. But other than that she doesnt really do it for me.
If she were good looking then shed probably turn me on.
Submitted by christo87 <damnitubersitelogmein.at.com.com> at 2003-08-14 10:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell yeah, Jenna Jameson is amazing. But one way you could look at it is that Skeevee/McDouche is at least getting all this attention, much more than they (I'll keep genders out of it as one can't be sure) would get otherwise.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-14 10:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhh... Look at what this Eevee typed in the post previous to this one...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106085472255122618#141086
"Anyway, i think it was really stupid any of you thought that the picture of the guy was really him. and i loved all those photoshops you made of some innocent guy who was stupid enough to put his picture online. that picture wasn't mcbain,"
Aside from the fact that she submitted the same thing 4 times and all the grammar mistakes, you can really see her stupidity. In the second sentence she claims some innocent guy put his own
picture online. Nope, McBain put it on there; he didn't tell you this? Your oh so sweet Mcbain put someone's picture online, knowing it would be photoshopped so horribly. What gets me even more, though, is that she calls the guy who put his own picture online STUPID. Some clarifying needs to be done here.... So either that is Mcbain, or Eeevee is among stupidest people on earth or....
Yes, Mcbain isn't stupid enough to post his real picture.
He's also not stupid enough to post his REAL girlfriend's picture, in fear of being accused of incest and possibly beastiality.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If almost feel bad for them. Almost. But I have no sympathy for trailer trash so that idea just leaves my mind almost and is quickly replaced by porn. Not this slut here but quality porn like Jenna Jameson...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its obvious Christ. He went to sleep at 5am like most normal folk. He has a very long day ahead of him following his morning beer search. Hes gotta make sure he fits his ass in the ass groove left in the seat just right so hes not uncomfy. Maybe even re-tape the couch. Make sure that the TV is set on Jerry, Jenny or Maury. And start hooting when his sister/cousin/mother/aunt/grandma go on air to tell everything that theyre pregnant and need to figure out who the daddy is. Then bring out the neighborhood for testing. Only to find that none of them are the father.
Submitted by taz at 2003-08-14 09:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
shwweeeet
liek omg i dotn need 2 prvoe myslef 2 u!!!
u loon
Submitted by christo87 <damnitubersitelogmein@workyouc> at 2003-08-14 09:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Manfre, you are amazingly awesome. And my question is this: if Skeevee (or however the hell the variation on the already shitty name is spelled) is not McDatingADiseasedSkank, then how come throughout all of this, McDickShit hasn't come to defend "her?" Just seems logical that two people that are manfriend and manfriend would have enough interest in one another that they would help each other out when they need it. Just wondering. I'll probably get some shitty response from Skeevee to the effect of: "liek omg i dotn need 2 prvoe myslef 2 u!!!1 im liek way samrert then u!!!1 liek cuz i tok some maht clases in hihg skool im beter den u all!!!!11`"
Submitted by crashtestandfailed (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ew, she's a slutty 12 year old.
jenny! jenny! jenny!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Acarnis thats exactly why I didnt try exaggerating my score. Im damn proud of my 1200.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:21:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
I think McBain needs a good kicking.
I also think his missus needs fucking by me, you, Manfre and PopNfresh. Its her fantasy to have four cocks at once isnt it love??
Baggsi having her asshole
Id prefer to stand about 2 feet off to her side and jerk off... Less likely-hood of getting a disease. But dont worry Ill be sure to nut in her month old cum soaked hair...
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:41:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay you know what, i probably am smarter then you. i'm about to go into my senior year in high school, i've already taken calculus, passed both the calculus and us history ap exams and got a 1350 the first time i took my sats (and no the the psats), with out studying and i'm taking ap statistics in my senior year of high school. now why would i make something up like that. say what you want, cause i know i'm probably smarter then you
I'm callin BS on this one. Who takes AP Calc their Junior year? She claims to have gotten a
1350 in SATs in the following sentence: " i'm about to go into my senior year in high school, i've already taken calculus, passed both the calculus and us history ap exams and got a 1350 the first time i took my sats (and no the the psats), with out studying and i'm taking ap statistics in my senior year of high school." This is a grammatical nightmare. You need a good score in
English to get a 1350, and this isn't going to cut it. For goodness sakes, she put a comma in
front of "without." Furthermore, she put a space between "with" and "out."
Not to brag or anything, but I passed the AP Calc and US History tests and got a 1350 on my
SATs. In evaluating intelligence, those don't mean jack crap.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"it werent the internet Id probably just fart on you and walk away."
That made me laugh out loud and get dirty looks from my co-workers.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew you'd go back and say that oh well. anyway, i really need to go, so you would get to blow up your ego anymore by fighting with a 17 year old girl
Your female? I thought you were the town cow... My bad. Actually no its not mine. Its your mothers.
Submitted by taz <pinkgeegee.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-08-14 09:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gah
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:33:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
i feel the need to respond to your insults because well, i don't like being insulted, i don't know about you though maybe you like insults
Nope. I just dont care. Its online. If you read the first hate post about me youd realize I could really care less. If it werent the internet Id probably just fart on you and walk away. I try to waste as little time on the skankily clad population of America.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew you'd go back and say that oh well. anyway, i really need to go, so you would get to blow up your ego anymore by fighting with a 17 year old girl
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He left at 8:15. Its now 9:30 (my time cuntwad try and keep up)
Thats not a long time ago. Hour and 15 minutes? He left at 5:30 AM. Obviousely he has nothing better to do other than do the southern way of looking for a job. Drink bear and yell at the picture box while trying to play name that smell. Ill play with him. My first guess is McAss... What I won? ALRIGHT! I kick ass at this game!
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i feel the need to respond to your insults because well, i don't like being insulted, i don't know about you though maybe you like insults
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah well dont take offense to it. Your a skank and know McScum. We hate all skanks (well mainly just you and a couple others) and McGriddle (thats an insult. have you actually had one?) is just a dumbfuck...
Wait I do mean to offend you. Sorry for the mix-up. But lemme guess. Your not offended. Just feel the need to respond to all my insults for your health right? Good job. Dont let it show too much now...
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna go mouth Tartpumper - This lady must have been around a little - i don't wanna catch anything
You gotta say one thing about McBain - he does know how to say stpuid things and get people to take the piss
This has got to be one of the funniest threads i've seen in a while
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he left a lot earlier didn't he? and its 6 right now, maybe you need to go back to school and learn some basic math, cause if he left a while ago it wasn't six then
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, mcbain sent me here because he wants all of you to like him HAHAHAHAHA. actually i came here on my own because quite a few of my friends have been posting here and i wanted to go see what it was all about. but omg i said i knew mcbain, and everyone hates me.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
well it is like 6 in the morning where i live, so, maybe mcbain went to bed. that seems like a pretty good possiblity. and since i'm still in high school, I can be up all night because i have nothing to do in the morningand cause i don't have a job plus can sleep in all day
How convenient... Apparently he has nothing better to do either. Not if hes going to sleep at 6am... Must not work. But then again if your living in a trailer odds are your job consists of yelling at the picture tube while sitting in a lounge chair of duct tape in a stained wife beater and beer gut hanging out. Thats what they call "looking for a job" down in the south.
Submitted by lunchme (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i agree 110% with Manfre
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think McBain needs a good kicking.
I also think his missus needs fucking by me, you, Manfre and PopNfresh. Its her fantasy to have four cocks at once isnt it love??
Baggsi having her asshole
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so ... sweet! I mean, in a very perverse, foolish kind of way, this is kind of appealing - let me explain: this McBain chappie has this squeeze, and far be it from me to say, but the concensus seems to be that she ain't nothing to write home about. But hell, what difference does that make, cos' he digs her, and that's all that counts. Except! The fool decides to win the adoration and envy of the Ubersite masses by posting it onto the internet. And the internet bites back.
Love is blindness, baby!
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manfre sure is in the zone today
I like all the Mc names you guys have been making
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well it is like 6 in the morning where i live, so, maybe mcbain went to bed. that seems like a pretty good possiblity. and since i'm still in high school, I can be up all night because i have nothing to do in the morningand cause i don't have a job plus can sleep in all day
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you get when you cross a pig, an etch-a-sketch and a fork?
I dont know but you sure as fuck are ugly.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Mc cum stain has made this person up......FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
What do you think is she/he real or a fake????
Tartpumper what are your suggestions?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:15:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
no saying the same thing three time in a post means i think you're dumb and the only way you'd get if was if i said it three times
I think your McNutstain cause all of a sudden he disappears when I start receiving replys from you cause hes not replying your McDickless cause I have you talking and not him cause I gurantee he made up the username and is pretending to be you because your McFuckup.
Get it yet?
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fine good god if you want me to be mcbain so much i am. believe it, i'll get a kick out of it, if you really do think i'm mcbain
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Being rude to people won't get me anywhere - but as you said its always fun to point out peoples stupidity - i'm just having a laugh coz i couldn't care less really
Now i still think you are McBain because you are trying far too hard to prove you're not - and if you really aren't - then proving you ( a 12yr old by the looks of things) are smarter than us is pretty stupid
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no saying the same thing three time in a post means i think you're dumb and the only way you'd get if was if i said it three times
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made the whole thing up. Eevee1352 is a new user (clearly made by you) and you found that picture on faceparty or something.
P.S. she looks like a dirt though...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:11:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
popnfresh,its really too bad i can't run away from telling people how stupid they are, but i'm telling you that i'm probably smarter then most of you and that was my proof. so technically i was trying to prove i'm smarter then most of you. which is probably true
The fact you said the same thing about 3 different ways in one sentence proves your a goddamned moron.
You win nothing. You go home with nothing. Good day sir.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didja meet her at your family reunion?
or does she live in the trailer next door?
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
popnfresh,its really too bad i can't run away from telling people how stupid they are, but i'm telling you that i'm probably smarter then most of you and that was my proof. so technically i was trying to prove i'm smarter then most of you. which is probably true
oh and popnfresh, i think you're probably a pretty nice person, i mean you haven't said anything to rude to me, you just keep trying to be a smart ass
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:08:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you trying to prove how smart you are?
We don't care
Cause she wants to pretend she got something we dont. Shes got a huge gaping hole but thats about it...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I still don't know if this guy is for real...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:08:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay okay, i lied one last post. why do you insist i'm mcbain, don't you think he'd be trying to piss you off, while i'm trying to prove i'm smart to you? i'm not even trying to piss you off, and i don't talk the same way mcbain talks, if you looked you'd notice the difference
Why do you get so defensive when we say your McFungus?
And then why is it all of a sudden he disappears when I have you pre occupied?
I really dont think the trailer needs to be attended to THAT badly so early... Plus when I call you out for it you all of a sudden "get tired of the shit."
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you trying to prove how smart you are?
We don't care
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay okay, i lied one last post. why do you insist i'm mcbain, don't you think he'd be trying to piss you off, while i'm trying to prove i'm smart to you? i'm not even trying to piss you off, and i don't talk the same way mcbain talks, if you looked you'd notice the difference
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks like A FUCKING DIRTY BITCH WHO TAKES UP HER TIGHT LITTLE RING AND LOVES HAVING HER HAIR PULLED WHILE SHES BEING FUCKED FROM BEHIND AND SUCKING A COCK.
I am strangely attracted to you........
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Later McBain... See you on your other username...
Owned!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:55:19 (#)
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Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
no, but i want you all to realize i'm not stupid, and why would i make something up like that
honestly look back to your own high school days, how many of you can say you were that smart in the begining of your senior year
Actually I was slightly smarter than that going into my Junior year... But like I said. Hicksville schools are much better than Jersey...
Also I would bring up the fact that McRetart hasnt said anything since Ive had "you" preoccupied. So Ive already proven my point.
All of a sudden McTrash pipe in not long after I make this comment. But then again thats what hes going to do when I call him out stating he hasnt replied while Skeevee has been replying... Takes a bi longer to sign out and sign back in.
Once again my point as been proven and you have been owned. By yours truely.
I think I mentioned something like that...
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah, i'm getting tired of all the shit talking, it was pretty funny for awhile. So i think i'll be going. now please proceed with the shit talking since i know you all have nothing better to do with your lives
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit this thread is blowin up, review # 79.
Watch someone beat me to it.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anybody else notice that when eevee started ranking that mcbain suddenly disapeared?
hum, interesting...
mcbain <-> eevee one in the same?
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
putangina - that is Mcbain trying to be funny - that isn't his girlfriend
He probably just found that on some kiddy porn site
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow you scored a 12 year old good for you. now when you move up to adults...then brag
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres a little poem I wrote just for this post
You are nothing but shit
I hope you fall off a cliff
And bust your head on a rock
Or a really sharp rocky thing
Would you please strap yourself
To a plane and pay someone
To crash it into the ocean
And get eaten by a squid
If you two had a child
It would be called Pat
Pat is the greatest of men
And the smartest of women
So I ask one more time
Please forget to breathe
To make this planet beautiful again
die die die die die die die die die die
Submitted by putangina (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to say "please dont listen to these fucking HATERS~!" I cannot stand bitches talking shit, especially about photos. Ok, it is one thing to dog sombody out for a post that is fuckec up, but when it comes to pictures, that is sensitive you fucks! Be a little more open minded when sombody puts a picture on this web page, any web page for that matter, fucking christ!
zack
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
no, but i want you all to realize i'm not stupid, and why would i make something up like that
honestly look back to your own high school days, how many of you can say you were that smart in the begining of your senior year
Actually I was slightly smarter than that going into my Junior year... But like I said. Hicksville schools are much better than Jersey...
Also I would bring up the fact that McRetart hasnt said anything since Ive had "you" preoccupied. So Ive already proven my point.
All of a sudden McTrash pipe in not long after I make this comment. But then again thats what hes going to do when I call him out stating he hasnt replied while Skeevee has been replying... Takes a bi longer to sign out and sign back in.
Once again my point as been proven and you have been owned. By yours truely.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can honestly say that I didn't care enough to try and prove myself in high school. You'll find out when you grow up, that life hits you hard. You best be ready for it. That's the real test of how smart you are.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know i'm not making up the part about school, that would be some random things to make up, but you can think what you want. i'm not going to argue with logic like yours Manfre *sarcasm*
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and to answer the reason why youd claim any of that? So you can pretend to be smart.
Your living in a disillusioned psychological fantasy world. You believe your good looking because of your lack of love and for the fact that you know you truely are ugly. You believe you are smart because, if in fact you are real, you are dating a person like McBain. You have horrendousely low self esteem. You must have been molested as a child or else you wouldnt dress like a tramp. You must have some deep rooted psychological blocks keeping yourself from remembering certain things.
Thats a free tip from a psych major.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yes, i'm mcbain, if i was mcbain don't you think i'd be trying to piss you off more? and start a fight with you
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you are McBain
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, but i want you all to realize i'm not stupid, and why would i make something up like that
honestly look back to your own high school days, how many of you can say you were that smart in the begining of your senior year
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one would keep telling people they're going out with McBain
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:41:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay you know what, i probably am smarter then you. i'm about to go into my senior year in high school, i've already taken calculus, passed both the calculus and us history ap exams and got a 1350 the first time i took my sats (and no the the psats), with out studying and i'm taking ap statistics in my senior year of high school. now why would i make something up like that. say what you want, cause i know i'm probably smarter then you
Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo, whatcha want? a cookie?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:41:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay you know what, i probably am smarter then you. i'm about to go into my senior year in high school, i've already taken calculus, passed both the calculus and us history ap exams and got a 1350 the first time i took my sats (and no the the psats), with out studying and i'm taking ap statistics in my senior year of high school. now why would i make something up like that. say what you want, cause i know i'm probably smarter then you
Thats nice. Im going into my senior year in college. If I wanted to move out of my house I would have gone to Princeton. I took the SAT once and got a 1200. The reason for the low score? I suck at math. But apparently Im good enough to be working in the accounting department for a Fortune 100 company.
Match that up with your trailer. I dare you.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea insane. Christ cant you get anything right? Eevee rhymes with Skeevee. Its not hard. No really its not. Its very limp...
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Oh MY bad.
I won't get it wrong again Skeevee.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:39:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about, i am good looking, and smart too
Looking in that damned fun house mirror again? I bet you also took the elementary proficiancy exam 3 times before your passed.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay you know what, i probably am smarter then you. i'm about to go into my senior year in high school, i've already taken calculus, passed both the calculus and us history ap exams and got a 1350 the first time i took my sats (and no the the psats), with out studying and i'm taking ap statistics in my senior year of high school. now why would i make something up like that. say what you want, cause i know i'm probably smarter then you
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:40:45 EDT (#)
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Manfre's got a college education...and you're only 17, I think he knows a touch more than u.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about, i am good looking, and smart too
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:38:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, well, i don't bother re reading my post when i know that its just someone stupid like you reading it. it really surprises me that i'm probably more intelligent then most of you
I can see you being smarter than the... Oh wait nevermind. You wouldnt be.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:36:24 (#)
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and Manfre if i decided to do porn, i really would be making more then you.
No YOU really wouldnt. Maybe a good looking porn star would. Key word is good looking. You dont fit in that catgory.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, well, i don't bother re reading my post when i know that its just someone stupid like you reading it. it really surprises me that i'm probably more intelligent then most of you
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:34:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, you must be gay to have such a great sense of fashion, i bet they'd hire you for that new show on tv called "guy eye for the straight guy" you could be one of the gay ones
and i'm glad to see you all know so much about porn, that must be what you spend all your time doing
No its just common sense that black, red and blue dont really go well together. Especially if your wearing a black shirt with blue skirt. Plus the fact that your trash and probably cant afford one of those matching outfits from K-Mart.
Oh and I love how you say the show "Guy eye for the straight guy." I coulda sworn it was Queer eye for the straight guy. But then again whats my college education compared to the hicksville highschool education you got?
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and Manfre if i decided to do porn, i really would be making more then you.
Submitted by johnnyOZ (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this girl is nasty ugly man... put a bag on her head.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait I just complimented you. I get a lot of taxes taken out. Youd make half of what I get taken out in taxes in a year. Thats roughly 5 grand.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, you must be gay to have such a great sense of fashion, i bet they'd hire you for that new show on tv called "guy eye for the straight guy" you could be one of the gay ones
and i'm glad to see you all know so much about porn, that must be what you spend all your time doing
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:31:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manfre doesn't it piss you off that if i DID lay on my back all day i'd most likely be making more then you?
Sad part is they pay you based on quality. So dearest youd fall FAR from the salary I make within a year. Youd probably get paid what I get taken out in taxes.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say that she looks like she's got more crabs than the Red Lobster but I don't think even they could stand it up in there.
I would not fuck her with a Koala's dick.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep. Black top with red straps and blue skirt. Man you have an uncanny sense of fashion. When I say man I mean Im calling you a man.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manfre doesn't it piss you off that if i DID lay on my back all day i'd most likely be making more then you?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jim at 2003-08-14 08:27:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's with the leapard skins? It sort of looks like the set of a porno.
Even ugly people have a place in pornos... Shes probably the only thing big enough that can take Ron Jeremy in without making a noise... Actually Ron Jeremy probably goes "What the fuck. It dont feel like Im fucking! Oh god no its sucking me in!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sorry you're blind but the outfit does match and that's a skirt not shorts. i wish you guys would get things right so i didn't have to keep correcting you
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, you must not really have a life if you'd stay here all day. and i thought being on an hour was a bit anti-social
Nope Im just that efficiant at work. Maybe if you didnt lay on your back all day youd know what real work was.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jim at 2003-08-14 08:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's with the leapard skins? It sort of looks like the set of a porno.
Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I were to pose for a picture like that, I would at least make sure my outfit matches. It looks like you are wearing a pyjama top and some running shorts. Adding knee high boots only confirms the hypothesis that you neglected to look in the mirror pre- picture. So sad.
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Couple of questions...
1. Where was this picture taken?
and
2. Who had the stomach to take it?
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, you must not really have a life if you'd stay here all day. and i thought being on an hour was a bit anti-social
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:23:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Insanethemind you spelled my name wrong jerk, its Eevee and mcbain isn't my brother but if you like to have fantasies about doing your sister that's your problem not mine
Yea insane. Christ cant you get anything right? Eevee rhymes with Skeevee. Its not hard. No really its not. Its very limp...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dont worry about not getting enough hits McInbred. Ill be here alllllll day. You just set yourself up for some bad flaming. And I dont flaming this much. Consider yourself owned.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Insanethemind you spelled my name wrong jerk, its Eevee and mcbain isn't my brother but if you like to have fantasies about doing your sister that's your problem not mine
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone else hear the whines of Photoshop coming online?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If they really are dating (and McBiscuit aint just using different usernames) then odds are they met online and have yet to meet in real life.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:15:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eevee is a cheerleader, Joe. Chew on THAT shit for a while.
Yes cause theres never been an overweight cheerleader or an ugly cheerleader in the world right? Well I can tell you one thing. If youve never seen a busted out of shape cheerleader in your life. Your looking at one right now.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, your girlfriend, must be so lucky to date a guy that's rude enough to call another girl a dog. but if your gf is really better look post a picture and prove it dick
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You look about 12.
McStain how in the hell did you get a girlfriend?
Did your mother groom both of you to marry once your sister (evee) turned 17 or so?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:08:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's nice to see you can type with one hand Manfre.
Yeah the other hands gouging out my eyes for seeing this atrocity. I know you only have a 3rd grade education so Ill tell you what atrocity means. It means mess. Your "girlfriend" is a mess. A huge horrible sense defying mess. Or in better words shes fucking nasty.
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If there ever was a Miss Uber competition...please don't enter.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eevee is a cheerleader, Joe. Chew on THAT shit for a while.
Submitted by nubs (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You had better hope you are joking. I don't give a shit if that crusty moll is yours, but I would if I were you.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, your girlfriend, must be so lucky to date a guy that's rude enough to call another girl a dog. but if your gf is really better look post a picture and prove it dick
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i've never met mcbain. i have no reason to hate him. you're a dog. my girlfriend is fit. u r not.
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
see, you're all just talking a lot of shit because i'm going out with mcbain. i'm better looking then any girl you asshole will ever get with, and i'm not 7 or 12, i'm 17
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 08:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here lassie... fetch!
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My genitals made a barely audible shrieking sound before receeding into my stomach"
Tee hee i just had to spit my coke back into the can...b4 i sprayed my computer.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude...she's like 7. Hopefully when puberty hits her, she'll grow out of that awkward ugly phase. You've got nothing to be bragging about.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's nice to see you can type with one hand Manfre.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Even I wouldnt touch your whore. And Im the kinda guy that gets with whores a lot"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right... shaking fit over.
This girl looks suspiciously like my Neice.
Who is thirteen years old.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mcbain stop pretending you have a girlfriend by logging in and out. DICK
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and I believe I can now be called a female. My genitals made a barely audible shrieking sound before receeding into my stomach to try and run in sheer horror. Congrats you nasty skank. Your the first whore to make me ill! You win a baseball bat to the skull.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She looks to have a penis.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How much you wanna bet that evaginaldisease is actually McBain on another user name?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 08:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is what you remind me of.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1