THUPA ROUND TWO: forfeit schmorfeit what the fuck is up with lungfish-eit (1033 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.08 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by definitely someone with a vagina and boobs! not scourge! (View user info) at 2008-12-28 23:59:01 EST
some words
rhymed
with
odd
spacing to make it deeeeep.
to sleeeeeep,
perchance to dream...
whipped cream.
what would you do if?
i sang out of tune?
a
am
and
anywhere
are
be
boat
box
car
could
dark
do
eat
eggs
fox
goat
good
green
ham
here
house
I
if
in
let
like
may
me
mouse
not
on
or
rain
Sam
say
see
so
thank
that
the
them
there
they
train
tree
try
will
with
would
you...
walk out on me?
brilliance!!!!!!!!!
moon
foom
zoom
baboon.
A+
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-10 04:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder how many spelling mistakes ive made?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-09 21:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-04 14:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheating is something that "only I am allowed to do".
I was hammered, by the way.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-04 04:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<sung to the tune of "Amazing Grace">
Blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me.
Blow me, blow me, blow meeeeeee!
Blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me.
'Twas blind, but now, blow me.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-04 04:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
happy new year, manicmommy!
i thought that as far as uber was concerned you'd disappeared.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-12-31 22:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy new year, scourge
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2008-12-31 22:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
im sure some others might appreciate this post, but not me.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-31 20:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-31 12:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you didn't answer me on purpose, you fucking liar of a sandwich.
'yeah, you're in scourge, deadline is in one minute.'
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haha you're probably not going to believe this, but I was in the mountain time zone and almost forgot the deadline was at ten pm instead of 12. Fortunately my brother had his laptop; I literally reviewed that the second I saw your response.
I just got back to NY now though. The flight attendant gave me free jack daniels on the plane. Jack Daniels makes the plane trip more better.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-30 21:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND A MERRY HAPPY TO YOU, LOKI!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-12-30 20:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy New Year Old Bean
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-30 18:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i'll be getting a lot of negative ratings i guess, as i don't really have all that much to say about hummus.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-30 18:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-30 17:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh i'm sorry ghola, is there not enough hummus in this post for you?
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yes. that's my new rating criteria. i will only give positive ratings to posts with hummus
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-30 17:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe she'll hummus a tune.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-30 17:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh i'm sorry ghola, is there not enough hummus in this post for you?
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2008-12-30 16:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-30 02:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see a dr, hun
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 23:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my balls hurt. have for a couple days. not like a just kicked in the nuts pain. much lower grade thing, but still worrisome.
He's right, you know. I don't usually diagnose online, but it sounds like Klinefelter's.
No cure, but there's been some interesting hCG trials you could try blowing your way into.
Take two episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger and call me in the morning.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-30 11:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-30 09:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-30 07:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if'n you wanted to know the truth, i currently have an ingrown pubic hair on my nutsack what is fucking up my universe.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-30 02:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see a dr, hun
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 23:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my balls hurt. have for a couple days. not like a just kicked in the nuts pain. much lower grade thing, but still worrisome.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-29 21:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wondered how long it would take for someone to notice my delicious play on words
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-29 19:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this touched me
and i liked it
======================
You liek anything that touches you, including Shlongy, the old fucker.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-29 19:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cutting edge.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-29 17:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE DR SEUSS
SORRY MY CAPS ARE ON FROM EARLIER I DID NOT MEAN TO SCREAM ALL OF THIS
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 14:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 14:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wear live swans.
my posing pouch has a live swan head thrusting its beak at all and sundry
'rawkkkkkkkkk'
is the sound it makes
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rawkkkkkkkk on indeed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 14:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wear live swans.
my posing pouch has a live swan head thrusting its beak at all and sundry
'rawkkkkkkkkk'
is the sound it makes
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have a dead swan dress too?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im a male bjork
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its all in the reeeeeeeeeeeeee
my latest masterpiece is this
fooocopjkrlf
ekfreer
rewewrfe
polop
refwe
ogygryhjrk
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
butts are good.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave poetry to poets :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
see? you'd be on your way to round three with shit like that in your arsenal.
it almost makes me feel ashamed that i'm going to win the whole fucking thing, knowing poet-pimps like you are out there not participating.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ive got another;
cbeihwbe
hinrraa
jiminiraaa
ef
reiukuiiukiuk
tgtt
qwdewhy
zsghd
avd
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ive got another;
cbeihwbe
hinrraa
jiminiraaa
ef
reiukuiiukiuk
tgtt
qwdewhy
zsghd
avd
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, snark, regular love.
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ei, you should have entered the contest. i would have +2ed that a million times.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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reg
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reg
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gr
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reeeeeeeeeee
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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gr
gr
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reg
erg
re
reg
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gr
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reeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as it's not prison love I'm good with it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ass mountain was perhaps my finest work of that era of my artistic career, haiku.
but i feel i have evolved in my writing, i'm in a new place now. my recent exploration of minimalism, of the deeper workings of the subconscious mind, of wine induced ramblings... they just seem more 'me', you know?
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snark, you are an officer and a gentleman.
i love you.
there.
i said it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-29 13:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A+
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On par with ass mountain.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd try 'Hooked on Phonics' if i were you.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd try the Atkins if I were you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go eat poo, jeanneeeeeeeee
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...If you say so.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-29 12:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice comeback. Way to say in 60 words what I said in 2.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NO JEANNEEE. GEORGIA SUCKS. NOT THE FOOSBALLERS EITHER, THE ENTIRE STATE AND EVERYTHING VAGUELY RELATED TO IT. YOU KNOW THE THEORY THAT EVERY GALAXY HAS A BLACK HOLE AT ITS CENTER? AND BLACK HOLES ARE THE SUCKIEST? WELL I THINK YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING, BUT I'LL SPELL IT OUT ANYWAY JUST IN CASE: GEORGIA IS A GIANT SUCKING GALAXY AND YOU ARE THE BLACK HOLE THAT DOES THE SUCKING.
AND THE FOOSBALL SUCKS THERE TOO.
i hate you now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy, this is actually a complex mathematical formula that, when deciphered, spells out a secret message proclaiming you the messiah. i discovered it last night.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is terrible. You suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-29 11:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This blew.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-29 10:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had tits and a vagina.
My vagina would be in my belly button so I could fuck it and I would have titty butt cheeks.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-29 08:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah. Shit. Oh well.
Here, let me write a poem real quick.
The Cat
The cat came to me
On little cat feet,
As cat do,
And put his head between my legs.
I farted on his stupid stupid cat face.
He ran away.
Stupid cat.
I'm a fucking genius.
Also, it's a true story.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 04:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are such a spastic rebel
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 04:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am going to -2 spam the entirety of colchesterdr's post history.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-29 04:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont know about anyone else but baboon won it for me.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2008-12-29 03:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If everybody is okay with it, and since there were so many forfeits in round two, I can put Saccy up against JoeyG (who both forfeited but expressed interest in still playing) for the "highest loser bracket" for round three. Deadline would be tomorrow, 11:59 EST. Let me know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... i'm in it to win it, pal.
my next round post is almost completed already. who am i up against in round three? kaos? pffft... like a poem about some spooky emo kids is going to top my cerebral, enlightened, spirit lifting offerings. NOT BLOODY FUCKING LIKELY, AGED OVUM.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okie dokie buddy. Good luck in the quarterfinals!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this touched me
and i liked it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you, doodles.
that is high praise indeed.
heathens like beeltea could learn a lesson in both culture and civility from a gentleman such as yourself.
i salute you, sir.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is perhaps the deepest piece you've written. There's just not a lot of hand holding, is all.
Every word should be approached as if it was a twenty ton weight. Heavy, man. Heavy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sumthin' seriously wrong with you...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tits/bush or gtfo.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well you're a thecond late but I'll count it. Once again you move on due to forfeit. Pleathe take thith contetht therial. I'm thuper theriouth.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is perhaps the deepest piece you've written. There's just not a lot of hand holding, is all.
Every word should be approached as if it was a twenty ton weight. Heavy, man. Heavy.