Roar. Fear me for I will rule you all. (713 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-14 02:51:40 EDT
I was gonna use my spot on the front page today for a post about how much ass I kick. But then I saw this whore and got so pissed that I went right outside and smoked about 8 Camels. Her name is Sara (Ubersite name thighhighnylons). I want you all to take a look at a generic teenight white girl. I can't believe her pathetic Avril post got that high of a rating. You bash me and my posts are filled with intellectualism and creativity. That bitch (poorly) admitted she was jealous about Avril, and you congratulate her. I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard a "true" punk girl say how much she wanted to kill Avril because she's so "fake". How unique of you, Sara.
I also noticed that you are a stuck up bitch. "Damn these obese people that complain they have a slow metabolism. Yea, it's so slow when you're eating 5 packs of donuts a day along with the rest of it." Some people are fat because they have other people grow inside of them for nine months before popping out. Being pregnant causes women to gain weight, and multiple pregnancies can mean a lot of weight gain. Some men are fat because they simply work too much to have time to exercise. I don't know what you think "fat" is, but I'll bet my life savings that your ass is massive by the time you're 40. And you have ponies. You whore. And what's with the "world take over" thing? Why does every fucking teenage girl think it's cute to say they will rule the world one day? I think that if a prissy bitch came to power that I'd assasinate her. Oh god I'm so pissed right now I can't even write. I'm gonna go see if that slut across the street is home, maybe get me some ass.
All that shit aside, Sara, you're still good looking. Would you like for me to put my pee-pee in your pee-pee?
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was gonna use my spot on the front page today for a post about how much ass I kick. But then I saw this whore and got so pissed that I went right outside and smoked about 8 Camels.
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STOP RIPPING OFF MY MATERIAL
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-15 22:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never thought I'd see the day.
I salute you, you magnificent racist bastard!
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-08-15 00:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doesnt anyone realise that mcbain has just spewed shit on some bitch everyones already ragged on. hes not actually saying anything new, and for all we know, he doesnt give a shit any which way. hes clearly just trying to get into the crowd
it seems as though everybody hates avril and "that" bitch
but everyone would bone them given half a chance
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-15 00:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There you go McBain.
Your first positive rating on a post.
Enjoy.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-15 00:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It appears I am sheeplike in this matter.
Giving McBain +'s does seem weird, but here I go.
baaaaaaaa.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you suck less how?
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eee... +1 to McBain... eeee
agenda - Click on user info beside his name, and read his posts. Self-explanatory.
Submitted by punkkoala (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually think it's quite lame that you wrote a whole article dedicated to Sara. You obviously have nothing of any interest to read about. I don't either but I use amusing pictures to at least perk people up.
Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I'm new to the site, I need someone to explain something to me. Why does everyone hate McBain? Everywhere I look there is some negative post regarding McBain, even if he is not the one posting. What henious crime was committed by McBain that forces people to bash him constantly?
Submitted by punkkoala (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, I know Sara and she is just doing this to piss you off. She has succeeded so get over it.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Maddox writes something, and everyone who writed something on the same topic afterwards is automatically "copying" him?"
writed?! this sentence made my rating go down 1.
for a second i thought, hey, maybe mcbains coming around.
then i realised. still a dipshit.
give a monkey a typewritter and eventually hamlet comes out.
give mcbain free access to ubersite and eventually something true slips out.
Submitted by omfgitsknux (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thde proper way to spell it is, Rawr, Ph33r m3 ph0r I wi11 Pwn j00
Submitted by Freak_Nasty (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate punk girls. Still, Avril and the bitch are hot.
Submitted by putangina (user info) at 2003-08-14 07:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always like ur shit dude
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 06:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, i am who you think i am! damn you caught me, just kidding, i was gonna tell you anyway! haha now we can torment them together!
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 06:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bitch's picture got suck a high rating because she looks like Courtley Love with down syndrome! You all couldn't help but rag on her pathetic ass. iddqd, I thought I told your mom not to let you on the computer past your bedtime. Maddox writes something, and everyone who writed something on the same topic afterwards is automatically "copying" him? Why do you hold him in such high regard? Is it because you have a little school-girl crush on him? Huh? It's ok, we don't care if you're gay. Just get off of Maddox's nuts and stay the hell away from my posts, BITCH. Word to your muthuh.
Eevee1352, are you who I think you are?
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-14 06:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bitch's picture got suck a high rating because she looks like Courtley Love with down syndrome! You all couldn't help but rag on her pathetic ass. iddqd, I thought I told your mom not to let you on the computer past your bedtime. Maddox writes something, and everyone who writed something on the same topic afterwards is automatically "copying" him? Why do you hold him in such high regard? Is it because you have a little school-girl crush on him? Huh? It's ok, we don't care if you're gay. Just get off of Maddox's nuts and stay the hell away from my posts, BITCH. Word to your muthuh.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-14 06:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right, sorry... just read enough to realise what the pony shit is all about.
I hadnt actually bothered beforehand as it appeared to be a waste of my valuable time.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-14 05:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Im with you - I also cannot believe that a photo got that much of a rating.
But that aside. What the hell has a pony got to do with anything?
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-14 05:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1
I still hate you.
But you're right.
I cant believe I just said that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-14 05:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain, did your mother have any children that lived?
Submitted by Eevee1352 (user info) at 2003-08-14 05:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey "McBain", i give you a +2! haha Everyone will hate me for it, but oh well i still like you.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-14 05:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain - I want to kill you
Sara - I want to bone you
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-14 04:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For a while there my title was "Lord Lather of Indecision" - Agreeing with McBain is just plain wrong. But I do.
I feel dirty.
+1 for the simple fact that I couldn't bring myself to +2 you.
You are still a turd though.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I was gonna use my spot on the front page today for a post about how much ass I kick. But then I saw this whore and got so pissed that I went right outside and smoked about 8 Camels."
get your own jokes you maddox mannabe. i normally disdain people comparing someones writing to maddox, but this is just so blatant that its a joke.
though for once, you do have a point.
but i still believe that this "sarah" person is just someone usuing an assumed name and trying to piss us off...
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree, but this is only worth reading, I didn't smile, and my ass is not sore.
Submitted by phucket (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"jimmy's ex-wife is a lazy money grubbing parasite"
"you got a point"
+1
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your first +2 from me, congrats shithead...don't let this get to you, cause I still hope you get a VD....
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You bash me and my posts are filled with intellectualism and creativity."
WRONG!!!!!!!
-2 Because you're McBain
-2 Because this annoyed me
-2 For the shear stupidity of the above comment.
+6 Because that bitch bugs me too.
-2 Because you're McBain
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-14 03:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, aside from this being McBain, this is a little true...