Fuck Ryan Seacrest (1430 hits)
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Submitted by New Year Same DOODLES (View user info) at 2009-01-01 00:03:54 EST
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:57:05 EDT (#)
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Die
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-05 18:37:10 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120468
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-02-04 19:39:07 EST (#)
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I've decided that everytime you say something stupid, I'm going to spam a bunch of your messages.
Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:42:57 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:41:55 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:44:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-05 00:29:07 EST (#)
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Yeah, that "guy" was, or seemed to be, a real jerk back then.
If I were to guess, I'd peg him as a very unsatisfied bottom after a failed stint as a top due to a case of permanent flaccidity.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-04 18:10:52 EST (#)
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WOW
UBERS ORIGIONAL GAY KID BELOW
I still remember you
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2009-01-04 02:22:02 EST (#)
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id like to
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:40:42 EST (#)
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'swaffellen' was elected 'best new word' , in my country. You deserve some. Great post,doode.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-02 10:26:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-02 10:01:02 EST (#)
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She didn't even respond to me pulling her e-pigtails. :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-02 10:01:02 EST (#)
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She didn't even respond to me pulling her e-pigtails. :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-02 06:44:11 EST (#)
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Is he the guy who played Dawson?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-02 03:35:37 EST (#)
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I bet you just did this to get attention from Jeanneee, didn't you?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-02 02:07:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:59 EDT (#)
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...what ever happened to Ubermadness? Is it never going to happen again? Maybe we'd all stop being idiots if we had something to write about.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:57:36 EST (#)
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okay
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:55:15 EST (#)
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Ryan Seacrest is one of those people I don't know anything of but keep hearing about.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:49:41 EST (#)
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you are a pot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-01 23:44:45 EST (#)
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the best thing you've ever written!
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-01 22:56:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 22:46:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 19:34:39 EST (#)
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this WAS shit, by the way
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OF COURSE IT WAS, YOU FUCKING TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only tried to keep it up there because I...... er.... um....
I guess because I'm a fucking idiot. Either way, you do a shitty job of holding your booze, dumbass.
:D
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-01 21:08:12 EST (#)
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i love blank posts
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 19:34:39 EST (#)
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this WAS shit, by the way
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 19:34:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-01 11:47:47 EST (#)
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I was with ya right up until...
"by hitler
we've all seen osuth park
satan's a fucknig bitch
hitler knows how to analy liolate osme one
you can see it in his stache"
That was Saddam Hussein, not Hitler.
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obviously
I just said satan was a bitch
saddam was almost as much of a bitch
Good reading comprehension, champ
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-01 17:23:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-01 14:05:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-01 12:19:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2009-01-01 12:14:18 EST (#)
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he's so dreamy though
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-01 11:47:47 EST (#)
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I was with ya right up until...
"by hitler
we've all seen osuth park
satan's a fucknig bitch
hitler knows how to analy liolate osme one
you can see it in his stache"
That was Saddam Hussein, not Hitler.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 02:58:03 EST (#)
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Whinerboy passed out. Cool.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 01:13:54 EST (#)
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OK, you young butthead, you got me. I had no clue when you said Andy Dick. No wonder. Google says MTV, and I haven't watched that for 20 years.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:57:13 EST (#)
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Nah, I'm not thinking at all. I'm drunk, but obviously not as drunk as you, kid. I certainly hope you are staying in your house tonight. Don't decide to try to go to New York, no matter how much you want Brian Seacrest. Stay home and puke on the carpet.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:53:03 EST (#)
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your thingking of andy dick buba
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:45:35 EST (#)
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Bullshit. I know Dick Clark, and you, sir, are no Dick Clark.
Dick Clark lives in a small trailer behind Shlongy's house, and carries the Shlong's golf clubs on weekends. So there.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:35:47 EST (#)
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course not
seacresat lives in a pent house
dick clark lives in a nice middle class neihborhood
ranch style house
good family man
all american
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:32:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:27:56 EST (#)
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balconies are for bpeople who dont live on the first floor
i hate them
hardly humen
like you or seacrest
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And I was humen, and strumen, and whackin' to the music, and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted, "SHUT UP, DOODLES!!"
:)
What about all those fucking rich people who live in penthouses? They ain't human? Gotcha!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:31:37 EST (#)
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that was awful,lets try again
locksly oonce blwe seacrest and kept the keenex he used to clean up with it now vauled at4$7,000
their both still faggots thougfh
much love homie g
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:29:59 EST (#)
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locklsy omnce nblew seacrest and presserved the kleenx theb use to clean up
i is now val;udee a 47,00 dollars
you're both still faggots thoug
much love homie g
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:27:56 EST (#)
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balconies are for bpeople who dont live on the first floor
i hate them
hardly humen
like you or seacrest
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:27:15 EST (#)
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...(I'd like to???)
Did you miss something in the title doodleys?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:26:18 EST (#)
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After seeing the massive typos, I suspect Doodles fell off of his balcony right into the neighbor lady's fat twat. Damnit, Doodles, I TOLD you to carry that railroad tie everywhere, but would you listen to me? NOOO......
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:20:37 EST (#)
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gess whom?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:18:28 EST (#)
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first intellinet thing youtve sa
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Intellinet. I gave them up and went with Quest.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:18:43 EST (#)
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Stick around. Jump around, jump around.
zoomzoomzoomzoom.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:18:28 EST (#)
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first intellinet thing youtve said ...ever
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:17:44 EST (#)
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I hate to be forced to agree with you, but I will admit Seacrest is a real dipshit. Dick Clark could fart a better show.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:15:07 EST (#)
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yeah
she has a yeast infection
infact the area that once was her vagina is now just a giant white/green/yellow/brown/red scab
awful stuff
seacrest is still the biggest loser here though
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:13:39 EST (#)
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What about that ignorant blonde bitch with the voice three octaves above a banshee? Kelly Pickler? I almost puked.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:11:59 EST (#)
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i'm glad to see that ve gotten into uyou sandy
how many men did oyu get pain to blow tonight, eh?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:10:35 EST (#)
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i mean that fucking cocksucker doesn't know when to quit
he runs one of the biggest and shittiest reality t.v. shows
he owns the radio sunday morning
NEW YEAR'S EVE BELONGS TO DICK CLARCK YOU FUCKING CLOSET FAGGOT
YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT
GO SUCK OFF CLAY AKINS YOU HOMO
i don't care that dick can hardly speak.
it's his show
no seacrests
fuck seacrest
i'm boycotting new years when dick clark dies
unless they preserve his boby and plays lcips of him speaking from prevoius new years and continue to call it his
if seacrest gets it when good old dick dies
i'm turing the ball into a nuclear bomb
won't that be a good way to bring the new year in?
seacreast counting down
3..
2..
1..
dead
all dead
fuck secreast
i hope he gets anally violated in hell
by hitler
we've all seen osuth park
satan's a fucknig bitch
hitler knows how to analy liolate osme one
you can see it in his stache
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:09:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:08:52 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-01 00:04:41 EST (#)
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there was meant to be a post; but this works just as well, no?