Razor's NFL Playoff Predictions (991 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-01-02 11:11:00 EST
Well, it seems the ubersite playoff contest isn't up, so I'll submit my predictions here. Feel free to respond with your own:
Wildcard Round:
Ravens (6) def. Dolphins (3)
Colts (5) def. Chargers (4)
Falcons (5) def. Cardinals (4)
Vikings (3) def. Eagles (6)
Divisional Round:
Ravens (6) def. Titans (1)
Steelers (2) def. Colts (5)
Giants (1) def. Falcons (5)
Panthers (2) def. Vikings (3)
Championship Round
Ravens (6) def. Steelers (2)
Panthers (2) def. Giants (1)
Super Bowl
Ravens def. Panthers
Special notes and other predictions:
* George Bush will choke to death on a pretzel while watching the Ravens. In his first act upon assuming the Presidency, Dick Cheney will declare Barack Obama an enemy combatant and throw him in Gitmo.
* John Madden will explode like that fat guy from Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" on national television after Al Michaels offers him a breath mint.
* Sarah Palin will say when asked that she's rooting for the Baltimore Colts.
* Bill Cowher will cut John Fox's brake lines so he can get the Panthers job after all.
* If the Super Bowl winds up as Manning vs. Manning, the American economy will be revived single handedly by a never ending series of obnoxious commercicals in 2009
* Embattled governor Blagojevich will appoint Brian Urlacher to Obama's senate seat.
* The Detroit Lions of 2009 will be inspired by Miami's turnaround this year and will still finish no better than 4-12.
* All predictions guaranteed wrong or your money back.
User Reviews
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT!
SONOFABITCH
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-01-06 08:14:03 EST (#)
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FLY EAGLES FLY
Care to revise your picks? 1-3 isn't too impressive.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-01-05 20:48:39 EST (#)
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Nice job, you got one right!
Plus the Sarah Palin prediction.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:42:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-04 22:35:09 EST (#)
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FAIL
GO EAGLES WOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-01-04 21:19:34 EST (#)
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I'm having a rough spell with sports. I'm just glad the Panthers aren't playing this week.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-01-04 18:56:57 EST (#)
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meh
titans all the way
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-01-04 16:12:01 EST (#)
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woot Ravens advance. We're gonna roll the Titans next Saturday too believe me.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2009-01-04 11:54:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-04 11:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice start, Kreskin.
Personally, I went 1-1 with my picks yesterday but made money because I neglected to actually bet on the Colts. Had the Cards though.
So I was 1-0 for the day. tee hee.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-01-04 09:18:49 EST (#)
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1-1
Damn Cardinals. That wasn't a safety. If that was a sack, then Manning was sacked last year.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-04 02:55:11 EST (#)
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Does this mean football season is almost over???
w00t!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-01-04 01:25:53 EST (#)
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0 for 2 so far. Because I got skills. Oh well, as long as the Ravens win tomorrow the rest of the games don't matter so much.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2009-01-02 22:10:56 EST (#)
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Giants win the Super Bowl. I've been saying it all year. I'll be really happy if the Ravens represent the AFC because I like Flacco and I like teams with good defenses.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-02 21:12:17 EST (#)
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i agree, the panthers will ruin the giants.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-01-02 20:27:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:26:49 EST (#)
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Please tell me you didn't take South Carolina, Shlongy.
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Iowa wins!
Also - F the Ravens. This year The Titans will have their revenge.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-02 19:51:37 EST (#)
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the amount that I do not care about this is astounding...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-01-02 18:48:02 EST (#)
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RAVENS
CHargers
Falcons
Eagles
Titans
Steelers
Giants
Falcons
Steelers
Giants
Giants
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-01-02 17:20:06 EST (#)
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The Steelers are probably the best bet to win the Super Bowl. But if you think I'm taking them over the Ravens, you really are out of your bloody mind.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-01-02 16:57:00 EST (#)
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Fuck the Ravens. If any AFC team wins, it will be the Colts or the Steelers. You are out of your homer mind if you think Baltimore is even going to sniff the Super Bowl.
Baltimore
San Diego
Philly
Atlanta
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Titans
Steelers
Falcons
Panthers
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Steelers
Panthers
Steelers take the SB.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2009-01-02 16:51:58 EST (#)
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18 dollars says the dolphins beat the ravens, thus rendering all your opinions on football complete shit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-02 16:08:30 EST (#)
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Yay Ravens.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-01-02 15:54:25 EST (#)
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back in the day, before "they" wised up, they use to give 9, 10 and even 14 point point spreads on play-off games and baby-boy, those were the free money days
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-02 14:17:28 EST (#)
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Bristol City for teh win!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:37:41 EST (#)
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Well, I think that once upon a time that may have been the case, but plenty of wildcards have made it to the big dance this decade.
Also, what with the four divisions we have now, it's not at all unusual to see wildcards with better records than divisional leaders.
Really, the Ravens should be hosting a home game what with them having beaten Miami in the regular season and having a three game advantage over San Diego record wise. Same with the Colts who have a 12-4 record...
Even back in the day it was silly... the year the Ravens won the Super Bowl, they were a number 4 seed. That's because their 12-4 record, 2nd best in the NFL that year, was second to Tennessee's 13-3 record.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:27:53 EST (#)
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Mind you that SI's season preview pitted the Eagles vs. Steelers in the Superbowl and while that would be a lovely match up it's hard to say what's going to happen considering Ben's concussed status.
While I'm partial to the Eagles I would love to see a "bird bowl" between the Eagles and Ravens, however I can't imagine two six cede teams making it to the big dance.
I think that no matter what happens the best games in the playoffs will be played this weekend and not the subsequent weekends to come.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:26:49 EST (#)
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Please tell me you didn't take South Carolina, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-02 11:13:28 EST (#)
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I'm 5 - 1 betting bowl games, thus far.