How to get a girlfriend and keep her (584 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.14 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by woolybob (View user info) at 2009-01-03 03:25:40 EST
Whether you like a girl, or just want to get in her pants, there are things certain woman have that some don't.
If your looking to hook up with a decent, well groomed, beautiful girl the things you should do are
1. Listen to her. Don't look off in space. You don't have to look her in the eyes, but don't just go and check her out. Throw in a comment between her sentences.
2. Don't try and be cool and start a sentence in the middle of one. EX: "Dance?""What?""Do you wanna dance?""I don't even know you""Would you like to?""NO"
There's really nothing else you should and shouldn't do. Just remember, unless your famous, don't randomly go up to a chick and immediately try to get in her pants
For example;
Guy: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Do I know you?
Guy: No, I don't believe we've ever met.
Girl: Oh.
Guy: Yeah. Can I get you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. I don't drink
Guy: All right. Well just checkin. Are you here alone?
Girl: No I'm here with some friends.
Guy: Oh I see.
Girl: You seem different than the other guys in here. But yet I can't put my finger on what makes you special.
Guy: Really? I don't feel any different from anyone. I mean everyone here has one of two things on their mind.
Girl: Oh? And what are those?
Guy: They're either here to have a good time or, to forget something. Or someone.
Girl: Which one are you here for?
Guy: I was here to have a good time and without a doubt I couldn't enjoy myself anymore then I am right now.
Girl: Haha your cute. I'll take you up on that drink.
Guy: I thought you didn't drink?
Girl: That's right. I just come to bars to sit in the comfy stools hahaha
Guy: Bartender!
From this point, be yourself.
Ok. Now if your trying to get a beautiful, party type girl. Things are a little different
1. Listen to her. This is key for any and every woman. With these women you can let your eyes wander if desired. But you should probably have a corny excuse. Such as... My god you are gorgeous. Don't say hot unless she comes and pressures you to imply the word on her. If you walk up to a girl and you say she's hot she instantly knows you want to get in her pants. If you tell her she's beautiful most likely you'll will get thanked. However some woman don't think of themselves as beautiful. I know because I have a girl like that. She doesn't take compliments well. And last but not least. If you cannot truly love a person that you are with then you shouldn't be together. If you don't get along but you want to stay together make it work. Ask eachother what they can do to make eachother get along
User Reviews
Submitted by DietCoke (user info) at 2009-01-03 15:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IF you could get a girl and keep her, you'd be in your basement where you chained her and feed her muscle relaxers so you can rape her and then play WoW and brag. Instead you pause you WoW to post this bullshit on here.
Don't you have a spell to cast or an elf masturbate to?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-03 13:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"You seem different than the other guys in here. But yet I can't put my finger on what makes you special."
lol
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-03 10:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're calling it "hooking up", then you've proven you have no clue what you're talking about.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-03 10:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That interaction sounded like a scene of crap dialogue between Hugh Grant and Kate Hudson. For shame, women still want you to not be some complete big jawed nancy with a taste for cheap beastly hookers. And everyone knows the best way to keep a woman is to find one with enough issues then be a total jerk.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-03 09:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
frank knows better than you
nnd he doesn't even know what a 'vagina' is
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-03 09:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously, you've never even spoken to a chick, much less had a girlfriend.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-01-03 09:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus 2.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-03 09:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what is this kid, 13?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-03 06:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this with one hand over my mouth in gag-worthy horror.
Embarrassing comedy FTW.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-03 04:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Must... resist...
Grammar Nazi...
I can't... fight it!
TOO MANY TYPOS!
IT'S YOU'RE, NOT YOUR!
sorry for yelling
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-03 04:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a virgin aren't you
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-03 04:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DID I EVER GET ALONG WITHOUT YOU!?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-03 04:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMFAO!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-03 03:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I find hiding a compliment in a gentle insult works well.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-03 03:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot to mention IOI's and sarging. Thanks though.