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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-18 03:48:04 EDT (#)
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everyone! enjoy and rate! i love you all! and i truly appreciate what you have to say!
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-07 21:00:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:57:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-05 22:11:05 EDT (#)
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write something so i can rate it.
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Like you do, you fucking idiot?
Behave, little person
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Yes, like me... and i'm 6'2,
Moron
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-07 18:17:02 EDT (#)
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rhetorical
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Main Entry: rhe·tor·i·cal
Pronunciation: \ri-ˈtȯr-i-kəl, -ˈtär-\
Variant(s): also rhe·tor·ic \ri-ˈtȯr-ik, -ˈtär-\
Function: adjective
Date: 15th century
1 a: of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b: employed for rhetorical effect ; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>
2 a: given to rhetoric : grandiloquent b: verbal
— rhe·tor·i·cal·ly \-i-k(ə-)lē\ adverb
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-07 18:00:46 EDT (#)
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of course this is stale
i posted it in january
nurrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:57:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-05 22:11:05 EDT (#)
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write something so i can rate it.
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Like you do, you fucking idiot?
Behave, little person
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-05 22:11:05 EDT (#)
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A rating of 1 based on a stale, unoriginal and outdated picture?
horrible, uncreative and pointless.
write something so i can rate it.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-03 08:27:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:59:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:06:22 EDT (#)
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That ginger must have fucked with Jgreen really bad.
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Jgreening had mental problems.
He took this place way too seriously. He talked about Ubersite in therapy and his shrink had to calm him down. Another stellar JayPig moment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2220978
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Goddamn thats disturbing. I'll be sure not to piss of anyone around here.
Luckily only HadToBeDone has a real problem with me. Why I dont know.
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Get over yourself. I have a problem with everyone you fat fucking poofter.
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noted, bung taster.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-02 19:22:56 EDT (#)
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP - and here I thought *I* had a sense of humor!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:08:15 PDT (#)
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jeanneee is the only chick with a sense of humor here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:59:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:06:22 EDT (#)
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That ginger must have fucked with Jgreen really bad.
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Jgreening had mental problems.
He took this place way too seriously. He talked about Ubersite in therapy and his shrink had to calm him down. Another stellar JayPig moment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2220978
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Goddamn thats disturbing. I'll be sure not to piss of anyone around here.
Luckily only HadToBeDone has a real problem with me. Why I dont know.
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Get over yourself. I have a problem with everyone you fat fucking poofter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:59:39 EDT (#)
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don't talk jack. i am gay, remember.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:51:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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jack, you have to mock people in groups based on their origins, religion, gender, whatever, because when you compare yourself as an indivual, you know that you are inferior.
i don't have to make bad jokes about you being from ontario since you're such a failure as a person.
face it, jacquouille, your permanent virginity and cat fetish alone inevitably make you < the world.
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Are you kidding?
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no i'm not jack. put your ugly face in front of the mirror and take a good look. try to remember that creepy losers are usually that way cuz they don't realize it and would try not to be if they did realize it. try to look at yourself and reflect on your life at the third person.
then when you finally see what we have the displeasure of seeing and you're done vomitting, i know you'll probably feel the urge to smash that mirror and cut your wrists and iliac artery open. don't resist it. we understand.
but if you can't muster the courage to put an end to the affront on humanity that your existence represent, i'm sure you will at least know what your place is. so if you could just stfu, that'd be ok too.
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Caul, drop it already. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
You don't know what I look like. I've never posted a clear picture of my face here, and that is intentional. I have specifically chosen pictures that are obscured in a number of ways in photoshop or taken with shitty cameras that cause distortion in the image.
You could walk right up to me on the street and not know me.
Unlike you, a person whose raging out-of-control narcissism compels him to post pictures of himself at dozen times a year.
Give it up, you're wasting your e-breath.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:36:34 EDT (#)
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I'm not really all that interested in inducing vomiting. Trust me, they do plenty of vomiting on their own without my help.
I just want to try and get a picture of one of them actually doing it, which is tricky, because they're vomit ninjas. I walk down the hall to get a glass of juice, I'm at the fridge for all of 10 seconds, and when I turn to walk back down the hall, there's a pile. No sound, so sign of a dud anywhere. Just bam, puke.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:08:33 EDT (#)
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so much drama!!!!!!
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YAY, CAULAINCOURT IS BACK! Huzzah.
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Stealing my Huzzah's now?? j/k
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:19:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:25:43 PDT (#)
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Maybe that was Method who said the Korean man thing. I miss ETS too. His insane rantings were so entertaining.
In other news, I had an idea the other night while in the throes of a Klonopin-induced hubris. It's going to be an Uber photo-essay series based on the Star Wars movies, called Dud Wars. Now does anyone have any tips on the best way to get a photo of a cat in the act of vomiting? I've been experimenting with motion-detecting technology, but so far I've been unable to... well... do anything. I haven't really been experimenting with motion detecting technology. Mostly just getting stoned and sitting around.
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Three percent hydrogen peroxide will make dogs and cats vomit. Be sure to use three percent peroxide and not the left over peroxide from hair coloring. One fourth of a teaspoon of table salt placed at the back of the tongue or mixed in one tablespoon of water is also effective. Also good for inducing vomiting is syrup of ipecac: one teaspoon per 10 pounds of body weight.
Hydrogen peroxide works best.
Have your video camera set up on a tri-pod and....WAIT WAIT WAIT!
This is cat abuse if you are doing it just to do a photo shoot.
Forget everything I just said.
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Maybe you should forget making the cat puke and take your Klonopin and have a lil nap....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:08:33 EDT (#)
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so much drama!!!!!!
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YAY, CAULAINCOURT IS BACK! Huzzah.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:08:33 EDT (#)
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so much drama!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:08:15 EDT (#)
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jeanneee is the only chick with a sense of humor here.
jack prefers when women don't talk. he prefers them to sit silently, look at him with big begging eyes and waiting for their meal. hey wait, that's a cat!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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jack, you have to mock people in groups based on their origins, religion, gender, whatever, because when you compare yourself as an indivual, you know that you are inferior.
i don't have to make bad jokes about you being from ontario since you're such a failure as a person.
face it, jacquouille, your permanent virginity and cat fetish alone inevitably make you < the world.
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Are you kidding?
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no i'm not jack. put your ugly face in front of the mirror and take a good look. try to remember that creepy losers are usually that way cuz they don't realize it and would try not to be if they did realize it. try to look at yourself and reflect on your life at the third person.
then when you finally see what we have the displeasure of seeing and you're done vomitting, i know you'll probably feel the urge to smash that mirror and cut your wrists and iliac artery open. don't resist it. we understand.
but if you can't muster the courage to put an end to the affront on humanity that your existence represent, i'm sure you will at least know what your place is. so if you could just stfu, that'd be ok too.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:54:52 EDT (#)
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Caul, I'm doing this for you in hopes that you STFU already.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95634
Jack, if you haven't noticed I've mellowed out some in regards to stirring the pot, although a good drama fest is in due order. I've got to pick my next victim. NOT!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:52:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal has had more than just the parakeet flood his real life, like when Greening called/faxed/emailed his work and put the craigslist thing out. That cost him his job. Just saying. It's bound to happen again.
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A strong arugument can be made that it was bought and paid for. You guys get your rocks off fucking with people on this site all day long, blowing your loads when you spew the most viscious, vindictive shit, and when it comes back and bites you on the ass you cry about it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:52:12 EDT (#)
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Awwww, that hurts. Almost enough to make me want to send incriminating evidence of your work-time online activities to your employer.... almost.
For real though, I'm just busting balls. You know, joking around. I bet Caulaincourt got it. :P
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:48:56 EDT (#)
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LOL, McCallum just admitted that he stinks.
French Canadians are cool as shit. Friendly, laid back, good-humored, and they looove to party. Jack doesn't know what he's missing.
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Actually, Jeanneee, Jack knows exactly what he's missing. That's why he's so bitter and angry.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:50:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:48:56 EDT (#)
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LOL, McCallum just admitted that he stinks.
French Canadians are cool as shit. Friendly, laid back, good-humored, and they looove to party. Jack doesn't know what he's missing.
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French Canadians partied with you. With you.
I rest my case.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:50:16 EDT (#)
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Also, poutine
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:48:56 EDT (#)
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LOL, McCallum just admitted that he stinks.
French Canadians are cool as shit. Friendly, laid back, good-humored, and they looove to party. Jack doesn't know what he's missing.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:06:22 EDT (#)
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That ginger must have fucked with Jgreen really bad.
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Jgreening had mental problems.
He took this place way too seriously. He talked about Ubersite in therapy and his shrink had to calm him down. Another stellar JayPig moment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2220978
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Goddamn thats disturbing. I'll be sure not to piss of anyone around here.
Luckily only HadToBeDone has a real problem with me. Why I dont know.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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jack, you have to mock people in groups based on their origins, religion, gender, whatever, because when you compare yourself as an indivual, you know that you are inferior.
i don't have to make bad jokes about you being from ontario since you're such a failure as a person.
face it, jacquouille, your permanent virginity and cat fetish alone inevitably make you < the world.
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Are you kidding?
When I argue with a French Canadian my inherent superiority wafts from me like a stink.
It's like an ant facing off against a kid with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. There's no room for debate, nature has already decreed a winner.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:32:45 EDT (#)
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i don't get it. did oathmeal lose his job cuz of jaypig? when did that happen? did i miss that drama?
Sgt is right. it's just words on a screen. you really have to be seriously deranged to retaliate in someone's real life. besides, i got worse insults from kids while playing Counter-Strike.
i have a problem with online bullying in local forums or places like myspace where kids know each others and will take the fight to school.
but ubersite is largely anonymous and even if you post your name, picture and adress, the person you're arguing with has a 99.9% of being a complete stranger in another area so it really doesn't have any consequences unless you want to take it personally and cry about it. which is pretty fucking weak.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:06:22 EDT (#)
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That ginger must have fucked with Jgreen really bad.
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Jgreening had mental problems.
He took this place way too seriously. He talked about Ubersite in therapy and his shrink had to calm him down. Another stellar JayPig moment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2220978
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:21:45 EDT (#)
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That's very true, Sgt. I, for one, would never take it that far. My point was that there are people on this site that WOULD take it that far, and anyone who has spent any length of time here should be fully aware of that. Oathy knew what he was getting into, and if he didn't, he should have, and now hopefully he has banked a very valuable lesson about the myth of online anonymity.
When I said that Uber beef would never come into real life, I meant that I don't think anyone would actually PHYSICALLY hurt someone over stuff said on the site. But I guess there are plenty of other ways to hurt someone besides physically. I stand corrected.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:16:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:14:01 EDT (#)
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Allow me to clarify my last comment - I wasn't even referring to what happened between me and Oathy. That's neither here nor there, and besides, I was as much to blame for all of that as he was.
Oathy came to this site with the intention of stirring the shit, getting negative attention, and causing drama, all of which he did. And it would be pretty unrealistic, not to mention naive, of him to expect to do all of that consequence-free. As you sow, so shall you reap.
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you know what though Jeanneee, this is a WEBSITE, no matter how you slice it its just words on a screen. I can tell you right now that no matter how bad someone insutled me on my computer I would never try to fuck with their real life. Its just not worth my hassle. Thats a weak person to let someones comments get them so riled up. That takes insecurity to a new level.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:14:01 EDT (#)
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Allow me to clarify my last comment - I wasn't even referring to what happened between me and Oathy. That's neither here nor there, and besides, I was as much to blame for all of that as he was.
Oathy came to this site with the intention of stirring the shit, getting negative attention, and causing drama, all of which he did. And it would be pretty unrealistic, not to mention naive, of him to expect to do all of that consequence-free. As you sow, so shall you reap.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal has had more than just the parakeet flood his real life, like when Greening called/faxed/emailed his work and put the craigslist thing out. That cost him his job. Just saying. It's bound to happen again.
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Is it weird that scares the shit out of me?
That ginger must have fucked with Jgreen really bad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:05:07 EDT (#)
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That wasn't beef. That was karma. JUST SAYIN.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal has had more than just the parakeet flood his real life, like when Greening called/faxed/emailed his work and put the craigslist thing out. That cost him his job. Just saying. It's bound to happen again.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:01:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:52:34 PDT (#)
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Is this still going on? This is like a playground organizing gangs where each pupil must pick a side. The problem is some retard (pick any of the babbling/arguing below) is gonna take this serious, right on up until he's a man (metaphorically, in real life) and go off the handle.
Anyone want to take bets on who comes after who in real life? I'm betting caul's the victim but who is gonna fight them to show who's gang is toughest?
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YOU WANNA GO GODDAMNIT?
I'm in but only if I can put my money on chaosjester and somehow rape gets one bonus money.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:57:40 EDT (#)
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No Uber beef is ever really going to overrun its banks and flood real life. That has never happened (unless you count the time I *allegedly* poisoned Oathmeal's parakeet) and it never will.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:52:34 EDT (#)
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Is this still going on? This is like a playground organizing gangs where each pupil must pick a side. The problem is some retard (pick any of the babbling/arguing below) is gonna take this serious, right on up until he's a man (metaphorically, in real life) and go off the handle.
Anyone want to take bets on who comes after who in real life? I'm betting caul's the victim but who is gonna fight them to show who's gang is toughest?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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jack, you have to mock people in groups based on their origins, religion, gender, whatever, because when you compare yourself as an indivual, you know that you are inferior.
i don't have to make bad jokes about you being from ontario since you're such a failure as a person.
face it, jacquouille, your permanent virginity and cat fetish alone inevitably make you < the world.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:44:50 EDT (#)
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I had to +2 this because all the new reviews from yesterday made me laugh my ass off.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:31:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:31:22 EDT (#)
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..know your place. shhhh.
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hahaha. This coming from a resident of the most insular, inbred province in Canada. AHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:12:20 EDT (#)
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i am mailing you tonight.
below is all very gay.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:55:38 EDT (#)
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For Joseph Smith's sake, Caul, I'm thinking the pigtails must have ripped clean off at this point.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:31:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:27:34 EDT (#)
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That never stopped your people from sucking Ontarian cock like a hungry puppy working a teat to keep the Federal funds flowing.
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jack, jack, jack...you don't have any education, you're the son of an alcoholic mother, you date animals and you left canada when your father disowned you...please stay away from canadian politics you're too simple to understand.
what did i tell you, jack? know your place. shhhh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:27:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:58:04 EDT (#)
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hate is a big word. i'd say it's more a form of jealousy. kinda like canucks toward americans.
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That never stopped your people from sucking Ontarian cock like a hungry puppy working a teat to keep the Federal funds flowing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:16:50 EDT (#)
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explode
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:55:40 EDT (#)
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this post is the new Uber IRC chatroom.
and it has a pretty 15 years old picture of Experima.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:46:34 EDT (#)
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It's a little blue heart with an "e" in it. Cost me $25 Canadian.
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why be ashamed of that, it sounds classy.
at least it wasn't a GnR tattoo with Slash covered in hearts or something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:53:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:12:46 EDT (#)
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hah @ apollo
Caul it just seems like every french-canadian I encounter has a REAL problem with Americans, but they seem to loop in Ontarians as if they are americans. I've been to Ontario, why would the rest of canada be jealous??
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the small one always hate the big one. that's kinda universal. i dunno why you're surprised.
AND I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMERICANS. THEY JUST SCREAM A LOT! BUT IT'S OK! I LIKE TO SCREAM TOO! CUZ LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE? OMGOMGOMG! I AM CURRENTLY DRINKING WATER! FROM A BOTTLE! GAWD! AWESOME!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:48:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:02:14 EDT (#)
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caul, is it true most french canadians masturbate too much?
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dunno about most, but i know it's my case.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:46:34 EDT (#)
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It's a little blue heart with an "e" in it. Cost me $25 Canadian.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:43:21 EDT (#)
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Canada loves Shlongy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:38:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:30:37 EDT (#)
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My first time in Canada, I was 19 years old and living there for the summer. I was the embodiment of the typical foolish drunken American student going buck-wild over the fact that I could drink legally. Once I actually barfed on the dance floor of a club in Quebec City. In retrospect, there's not one single thing I did while I was there that doesn't embarrass me terribly now. I even got a tattoo - a permanent reminder of my immaturity.
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Lemme guess...Some sort of leaf, maple or cannibus??
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:30:37 EDT (#)
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My first time in Canada, I was 19 years old and living there for the summer. I was the embodiment of the typical foolish drunken American student going buck-wild over the fact that I could drink legally. Once I actually barfed on the dance floor of a club in Quebec City. In retrospect, there's not one single thing I did while I was there that doesn't embarrass me terribly now. I even got a tattoo - a permanent reminder of my immaturity.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:12:46 EDT (#)
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hah @ apollo
Caul it just seems like every french-canadian I encounter has a REAL problem with Americans, but they seem to loop in Ontarians as if they are americans. I've been to Ontario, why would the rest of canada be jealous??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:02:14 EDT (#)
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caul, is it true most french canadians masturbate too much?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:58:04 EDT (#)
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hate is a big word. i'd say it's more a form of jealousy. kinda like canucks toward americans.
ontarians probably don't even know peole hate them. personally, living next to the major hotels, i just wished they stopped coming here to get drunk for the first time in their lives (legal age is lower here and is rarely applied). 16-18 years old, away from home, first time drinking...is usually a very good receipe for trouble.
other than that, they look american to me. they dress the same and they're loud for no reason.
"OH. MY. GOD. I am SO walking right now! That's RIGHT! YEAH! I'm putting one feet in front of another! LOOK! LIKE, I'M ACTUALLY IN MOVEMENT! OMGOMGOMG!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:49:15 EDT (#)
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that uberboard reads like something bubba would post
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:37:20 EDT (#)
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Caul is it true that most canadians cant stand Ontarians?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:32:15 EDT (#)
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in my defense i was stuck at work last night, without any access to do anything productive except charging by the hour. doesn't have anything to do with my social life. when i wasn't working, i barely came here anymore.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:21:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:09:35 EDT (#)
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You people were at this all night? You can't be serious.
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wow.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-02 11:09:35 EDT (#)
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You people were at this all night? You can't be serious.
Fuck, there's a lot of lonely, socially inept misfits on this site.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:25:43 EDT (#)
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Maybe that was Method who said the Korean man thing. I miss ETS too. His insane rantings were so entertaining.
In other news, I had an idea the other night while in the throes of a Klonopin-induced hubris. It's going to be an Uber photo-essay series based on the Star Wars movies, called Dud Wars. Now does anyone have any tips on the best way to get a photo of a cat in the act of vomiting? I've been experimenting with motion-detecting technology, but so far I've been unable to... well... do anything. I haven't really been experimenting with motion detecting technology. Mostly just getting stoned and sitting around.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:02:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:50:37 EDT (#)
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haha over thirty messages and he says ex is weird.
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stfu, pig nose.
most of these messages are conversations with other people.
this post is just another chatroom for us to defecate on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:44:11 EDT (#)
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said I looked like a Korean man
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i don't remember that one.
hopefully, with a little more drama we can make this place more fun.
bart really has to find a way to reincrease traffic.
i miss ETS today. =(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:44:11 EDT (#)
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Welcome back, Caulaincourt. I sure have missed your hysterical post comments.
Makes me nostalgic for the days when you called me a whale, said I looked like a Korean man, accused me of being Polish, and speculated on the dermatological condition of my groin and armpits. Oh and let's not forget all those photos I took of you through your apartment window with my paparazzi camera. GOOD. TIMES.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:01:16 EDT (#)
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Wow, this is a gold thread.
Who knew facebook was so powerful?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:02:06 EDT (#)
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hi hon..
what the hell was all that about?!
Madness
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:53:48 EDT (#)
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One of the few times the uberboard is entertaining.
Fscebook and Uber should never mix.
RIP Caul and Experima.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:50:37 EDT (#)
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haha over thirty messages and he says ex is weird.
pot, kettle, black.
Chin up, ex
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:29:28 EDT (#)
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Laflamme seems apt, somehow. Maye apt-cache search laflamme? flaming? who cares. Cul-ain-court la Flamme. Flaming posterior. it takes nuts to assume a name like that. gay nuts, maye, but nuts nevertheless.
big nose.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 23:33:49 EDT (#)
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Yet again avoiding the direct question.
(That's another prime example of deflection, btw)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 23:25:55 EDT (#)
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rob, based on your internet analysis, you should know by now that my mom is karla homolka.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 23:24:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121655#2879130
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End of argument.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 23:21:33 EDT (#)
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If you want to think I am mad you go for it, Al.
I used your full name simply for context. That was YOU who typed that in, after all.
You never did answer the question - do you think your mom would be proud of her little boy for saying such a thing?
How about your own brother?
Would the people that know Alain 'in real life' think its ok to say such things anonymously online to someone simply for effect? In hopes it made them sad?
Hey 2bit - that right there is the true definition of pathetic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 23:14:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-04-01 22:38:27 EDT (#)
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I'm Pathetic.
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We know.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-04-01 22:38:27 EDT (#)
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I've come to learn that Rob is the BIGGEST shit stirrer here. He NEEDS drama to survive. Everything he writes is like watching the neighborhood gossip cackling to the other hens to get reations from them so she can get more dirt.
Rob Berg is a 50 year old, widowed, lonely woman that owns a lot of cats.
Pathetic.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 22:35:49 EDT (#)
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i admit it, the uberboard post gave me that idea. i guess i don't get points in originality.
but seeing you using my full name and pretend you're not angry was worth it =)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:49:41 EDT (#)
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I'm not angry dear Alain, I assure you I am nothing if not a little disappointed in you.
I am sad that my brother's death is being manipulated in such a cheap way - but I certainly don't regret telling the vast majority of people on here about my family's very real tragedy.
How YOU, Alain, choose to use that information is completely up to you and the other anonymous individual who decided to spend a buck today.
I just don't think joking about a sibling's death is all that funny. I certainly have never done it.
Heck, I've never even typed in -2DIE as a review.
But if you think it'll win you some points - you go for it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:23:02 EDT (#)
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oh dear, rob is angry. he's using my full name, now. :-O
DON'T TELL MY MOM, ROB!
don't blame me. you whored you're brother's death on here. don't post stuff you can't laugh at.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:20:09 EDT (#)
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Ladies and gentlemen, he's down but he's not OUT...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:19:20 EDT (#)
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tsk tsk, Alain Laflamme!
What would your mother think about you using my dead brother as leverage in a pointless e-fight?
hmmm?
For shame.
Have you really run out of interesting things to say? All yer retard jokes all used up?
Congratulations, you have achieved your own special brand of pathetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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I TOTALLY understand...Imagine how bad I feel that I appear to be on the same side as him, slamming you into the ground.
It's not doing much for MY self-image, I'll say that much.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:12:00 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry if i stole your line, shlong. it's just that there is so few things to say about rob that cross references are inevitable.
the guy is so uninteresting, repetitve and painfully dumb. one can only hope he chokes on his drool like his brother did.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:02:45 EDT (#)
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Actually, he most likely DID steal that zinger from SHLONGY, the more I think about it.
It still worked...you're wobbling on your feet.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:59:10 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but you have always been rather self satisfied with references to my fleeting departures from this shithole, Shlongy.
Still - even with that point he's still WAY behind.
As usual.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:50:43 EDT (#)
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PS. He got you with that last one, berg. Even Shlongy laughed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:50:00 EDT (#)
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You're right- I can't do 225.
But you know, that still makes you shit compared to me.
BUT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANG WITH OATHMEAL! Way to be!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:46:03 EDT (#)
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You seem to have taken up the mantle of boring, dude.
I'VE BEEN LIGHTIN' THIS SHIT UP.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:42:39 EDT (#)
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yes we are. it beats talking to you.
say rob, why don't you do us a favor and have another hissy fit and write us another a goodbye post so we can have a twelve hour break from boring us?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:38:58 EDT (#)
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Are you really rattling off bench press stats?
haha
How oathmealian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:38:03 EDT (#)
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shlong = i can press 225. it's pretty ordinary but i'm sure it's more than you.
rob = expectedly so, you didn't understand. i'm afraid i can't help you rob =|
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:35:06 EDT (#)
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Is that YET another retard joke?
Yeah, you don't need new material at ALL.
I said off site... so if you consider a completely different site that you signed up with your real name at and purposefully added a real person to your friend list and then decided to act like a giant asshole just like you around here the SAME as ubersite...
well...
That's just dumb.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:30:59 EDT (#)
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Sorry, but I'm having trouble picturing you bench pressing anything heavier than a roll of paper towels.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:28:29 EDT (#)
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my chest is already puffed with BENCH PRESS SKILLZZ!
i'm glad i could answer your questions though.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:27:22 EDT (#)
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I love it when you spell it out.
I imagine you puffing your chest with pride.
Good for you, champ
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:22:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:19:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:28:13 EDT (#)
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off this site?
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um... facebook is off this site.
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not if you're a stranger i only know on ubersite and msg me there.
i don't expcet you to understand this though.
it's ok, we've all seen your droppy eyes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:21:25 EDT (#)
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"Just when you think you have all the answers...I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:06:49 EDT (#)
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How could you not know you were friends with her, Caul???
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i thought the answer was inferred: i don't remember.
i love having to spell it out.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:19:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:28:13 EDT (#)
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off this site?
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um... facebook is off this site.
You really ain't that bright is ya?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:18:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:16:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:06:49 EDT (#)
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How could you not know you were friends with her, Caul???
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when's that?
i go on facebook once every two weeks. it's not like i keep track of every friends i have and at one point i deleted a few Uber ppl randomly.
anything else columbo?
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Not really. Mainly because you haven't actually answered the question
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:18:21 EDT (#)
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caul must be working overtime tonight...or he's just making up for the three months he lived without internet access while he layed around the appartment in his semen-stained PJ's, waiting for momma to come home and make him a chicken pot pie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:17:01 EDT (#)
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caul doesn't know how to differentiate a cock from a pussy - and that's been pretty much confirmed here on Uber - so how would he be expected to know what the fuck he's talking about or who he's FB friends with?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:16:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:06:49 EDT (#)
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How could you not know you were friends with her, Caul???
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when's that?
i go on facebook once every two weeks. it's not like i keep track of every friends i have and at one point i deleted a few Uber ppl randomly.
anything else columbo?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:06:49 EDT (#)
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How could you not know you were friends with her, Caul???
You left a compliment on her profile picture.
Not normally one for uber drama, but this one should be quite interesting
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:57:32 EDT (#)
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Reason number 74 for why I'd never add uberers to FB. I don't know who did what to who or when but this drama is FASCINATING.
p.s.- No one can get on your FB friend's list unless you add them yourself, or they request it and you accept them as a friend. So there should never be the question of 'how the fuck did you get on my friend's list?'
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:48:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:31:59 EDT (#)
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Don't make me come there and smash your fucking teeth in, old man
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You untalented cockdrip, you couldn't even smash a pumpkin.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:31:59 EDT (#)
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Don't make me come there and smash your fucking teeth in, old man
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:27:08 EDT (#)
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Me, too, cowardly lion.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:19:50 EDT (#)
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I am so fucking glad Caul is back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-01 19:17:32 EDT (#)
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HEY- WHY ISN'T SHLONGY ON CAUL'S FB FRIENDS LIST???
We could share tales of rock and roll gigs and time on the road.
Oh...wait. Never mind.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:42:27 EDT (#)
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And how many unobscured face pictures have you seen of me, Caul?
Stop leaping to conclusions gleaned from limited amounts of information. It just makes you look like an idiot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:40:48 EDT (#)
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jack, it's hard to conclude from the internet how a person interacts with others.
but it,s easy, based on your pictures, to conclude that you're an ugly fuck.
see the nuance?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:38:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:28:13 EDT (#)
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off this site?
ROFL, rob knows me! :-O
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:11:33 EDT (#)
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...you know real well that outside the internet, you're not worth very much, especially in the eyes of women. try to remember your place, ok?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:34:46 EDT (#)
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an eval way off base. my childhood was great.
my mom introduced me to sex as soon as she noticed in the laundry that i was making wet dreams.
imagine that!
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I've heard that French is the language of love, but I had no idea. . . . .
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:28:13 EDT (#)
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off this site?
ROFL, rob knows me! :-O
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:26:17 EDT (#)
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Who exactly am I embarrassing myself in front of Al?
I stand by my assessment of you - it might not be entirely accurate but I suspect it's pretty close.
People don't just turn out being so obsessively cuntish. You are damaged goods, fella - its apparent in all of your posts and your dealings with people both on and off this site.
...and ANOTHER retard joke. So cutting edge.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:18:24 EDT (#)
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rob keeps embarassing himself. it must be hard being so smug in his own retardation. that face certainly doesn't help.
/lost cause
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:15:32 EDT (#)
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Caul, if you don't mind, would you e-mail me at some point? I'd like to ask you about something you said a few months back (JWs).
I'm at the same addy forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com
Thanks
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:15:15 EDT (#)
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haha... and you think my digs are lame.
ps - it IS classic deflection. You not knowing what that is - doesn't make me any less smrt.
It also doesn't make me any more right in my guess work... it just looks more likely.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:12:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 14:06:35 EDT (#)
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i am old enough to be your mother - you can't tell me to be quiet!
seriously, play nice.
anyway, i have enough backlash from bubba.
and ex is nice - she has been very kind to me
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Orphelia, I was just messing with you. But if Caul is going to start on you, you will receive +2s from me for life!! I like your writing, and I won't keep flying back and forth to England just to splooge on your windows. I'm sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:09:05 EDT (#)
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there was no deflection rob. i replied to jack's point directly about my insults to his dipshit daddy.
rob, are people more intelligent than you in BC? i hope so.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:01:37 EDT (#)
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mccallum is fucking weird
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:51:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:45:16 EDT (#)
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I think you have something here, rob. Think about it. I make no bones about the fact that I love my dad and have been really lucky to have such a great relationship with him (especially when so many people I know had bad relationships with their dads, or none at all), and every chance he gets, Caulaincourt insults my father.
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i don't know what that has to do with everything.
based on your mysogynistic and deeply embeded racist views, i think we can all conclude that your dad was a closed minded douchebag who failed to educate you.
i think you mentionned somewhere having an alcoholic mom you don't care about.
tell us about that jack?
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Classic deflection.
Learned that in psychology 101 too.
: )
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:00:50 EDT (#)
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i couldn't be bothered to read the shit this guy writes. but i believe you. jack is such a mess. i wouldn't want to browse his browser history and see the sick shit he jerks off too.
but i know for sure he hates his mother. it's a reply i've tried to look for but i don't remember the key word he used to describe his rage toward maternal rejection.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:55:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:51:12 EDT (#)
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i think you mentionned somewhere having an alcoholic mom you don't care about.
tell us about that jack?
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Is there any doubt Jack has mommy issues? The deep seated mysogyny is why he can't get a woman (well, that coupled with genetic infreriority).
Read his fiction, and note, all woman are either implied to be selfish and slutty, or are victims of brutal and degrading violence (often sexual abuse). I'm not making it up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:51:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:45:16 EDT (#)
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I think you have something here, rob. Think about it. I make no bones about the fact that I love my dad and have been really lucky to have such a great relationship with him (especially when so many people I know had bad relationships with their dads, or none at all), and every chance he gets, Caulaincourt insults my father.
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i don't know what that has to do with everything.
based on your mysogynistic and deeply embeded racist views, i think we can all conclude that your dad was a closed minded douchebag who failed to educate you.
i think you mentionned somewhere having an alcoholic mom you don't care about.
tell us about that jack?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:42:23 EDT (#)
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jack spent a dollar for me on the ubeboard =D
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Look at the timeline, doofusette. The uberboard directed me here.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:45:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:44:42 EDT (#)
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I'm sure your mother knows just how much of a prick you are, Al. No need to bother her.
She would never use such a word - instead calling it something like "particular" or "difficult".
I'm sure she loves you all the same... moms are good like that.
I doubt the same could be said about your dad, though. I'd guess you have a tenuous relationship with him, at best. Probably a divorce in there somewhere, huh? Beatings?
Methinks the rampant misogyny and need to be such a gigantic asshole must come from some place... of course you >COULD< just be playing one on the internets and you're 'normal', I just doubt it.
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I think you have something here, rob. Think about it. I make no bones about the fact that I love my dad and have been really lucky to have such a great relationship with him (especially when so many people I know had bad relationships with their dads, or none at all), and every chance he gets, Caulaincourt insults my father.
VERY interesting.
Put THAT in your spreadsheet, Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:42:23 EDT (#)
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jack spent a dollar for me on the ubeboard =D
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:36:27 EDT (#)
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facebook sends emails notices, you dumb bitch.
you didn't end the convo. i got another message later the evening "OMG UNFRIENDING! CLASSIC!. then another this morning.
do you want my mother's email so you can tell her how much of a cock i am?
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Now I know why Caul took so much time off work. He needed to sit down and untie all the knots in his fucking panties.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:37:22 EDT (#)
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"my mom introduced me to sex"
I knew you Quebecois sometimes like to keep it in the family, but your mom? Seriously, that's a little extreme, oedipus.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:34:46 EDT (#)
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an eval way off base. my childhood was great.
my mom introduced me to sex as soon as she noticed in the laundry that i was making wet dreams.
imagine that!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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That wasn't a dig... its called an 'eval'.
duh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:04:51 EDT (#)
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rob, your digs suck. that was the most lame psychology 101 analysis i ever read.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:44:42 EDT (#)
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I'm sure your mother knows just how much of a prick you are, Al. No need to bother her.
She would never use such a word - instead calling it something like "particular" or "difficult".
I'm sure she loves you all the same... moms are good like that.
I doubt the same could be said about your dad, though. I'd guess you have a tenuous relationship with him, at best. Probably a divorce in there somewhere, huh? Beatings?
Methinks the rampant misogyny and need to be such a gigantic asshole must come from some place... of course you >COULD< just be playing one on the internets and you're 'normal', I just doubt it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:43:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:38:57 EDT (#)
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now this "dumb bitch" is going to do the actual work she's paid to do,
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ok, i'll have a big mac, no fries and a diet coke pls =)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:34:26 EDT (#)
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i told you i don't want you on my list.
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then don't write and bitch about it.
it's simple.
maybe you're really 19 years old after all.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:38:57 EDT (#)
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yes please. give me your mother's email.
you're fucking ridiculous.
now this "dumb bitch" is going to do the actual work she's paid to do, now that her break's over, rather than spend eight hours a day on uber like some cocks around here do.
it was fun!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:36:27 EDT (#)
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facebook sends emails notices, you dumb bitch.
you didn't end the convo. i got another message later the evening "OMG UNFRIENDING! CLASSIC!. then another this morning.
do you want my mother's email so you can tell her how much of a cock i am?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:34:26 EDT (#)
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love how you're trying to paint me. love it.
i told you i don't want you on my list. although you've been on it for at least a year.
i thought you were a rational human being that i could send a note to. like i said, gross miscalculation.
you will never ever ever stfu will you?
absolutely amazing.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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dozens of messages. a dozen = 12. like i said, i wrote a friendly note at first, you responded, i ended the conversation. me, 9, you, 7.
i also never touched your "hotmail account" so you're really getting outlandish. and i don't want to know that you let your girlfriend read your email over your shoulder.
again, fuck off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:31:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:19:28 EDT (#)
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throughout the exchange i kept saying you're a cock
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who gives a shit what you think? you can think what you want, just keep your arguments on uber. that's what i said. if you had my phone #, would you call my place to tell me how much of a cock you think i am?
i didn't msg you personally and and i didn't cry about some friend list. do you really keep an update on who's on there? get a fucking life.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:29:10 EDT (#)
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le fucktard
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:25:53 EDT (#)
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next time you want someone to fuck off, i suggest you don't harass them and send them messages where you talk to yourself.
you almost caused me problems. when i opened my hotmail inbox last night my gf was behind me and i had to explain the dozens of facebook msg coming from a girl's name. i told her you are some sort of crazy person i never met. good things she can't read english too well cuz you really sounded like we were dating or something. OMG! YOU UNFRIENDED ME! CLASSIC! GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE! BLAH BLAH!
and you would find that i'm a very easy person to live with because i make it easier on myself by not allowing fucktards like yourself to get close to me. =)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:19:28 EDT (#)
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"you'll survive."
"get over yourself, caul."
"WHAT SHOULD I NOT KEEP YOU ON SOME GAY FRIENDS LIST? I DONT WANT UBER PEOPLE ON MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST!"
"i was saying get over yourself because you said 'you'll survive.'"
throughout the exchange i kept saying you're a cock and you continued to be a cock! amazing!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:16:51 EDT (#)
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thinking you were sane i responded to a comment you made, which i couldn't do on uber because i was at work. you started arguing about camera angles and how many pictures did i take in that shoot and natural lighting versus studio lighting and etc etc etc. i answered your points, still thinking you were rational, and i regret that particular grave miscalculation.
FUCK OFF.
god you must be a nightmare to live with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't keep count. i kept deleting the thread and you kept writing back.
regardless, you still messaged me bitching about some reply.
then bitched i removed u from my friends (who cares?).
then bitched i told you were gonna survive.
then bitched again when i told you to stop.
then acted like an offended virgin...OMG! DON'T MSG ME EVER!
throughout all that, i kept asking you to stfu. do you always contact people personally then scream like a rape victim when they tell you to leave them alone and stfu?
you are clearly deranged.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:02:42 EDT (#)
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my messages = 9
your messages = 7
no i'm not 19. i posted one when i was 17, which is clearly marked HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK.
go fuck yourself.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-01 16:02:12 EDT (#)
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Post the exchange or it didn't happen
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:58:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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i did no such thing.
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sure you didn't. and you're 19 years old.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 experima
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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i did no such thing. you're really funny in a sad sort of way.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:35:52 EDT (#)
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ps i think it's clear who's incessantly bitching about an unimportant comment on an unimportant website.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:34:30 EDT (#)
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i see rob is still obsessed with the last word.
experima did that too.
she sent me 20 messages in a row then said "DON'T EVER MSG ME AGAIN!" lol
it's no wonder you get along.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:33:49 EDT (#)
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fuck off caul. when i told you i never wanted to hear from you again? i meant it. i knew you couldn't STAND not getting the last word in and sure enough! i find you've left me how many messages on this post?
stfu.
oh, wait, you can't.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing that Pepe doesn't sense the irony in calling me out for being predictable.
AND, I'll have you know that I'm quite secure in my vocabulary and towering intellect.
That you don't appreciate it is more a reflection on you than me.
Poopyhead.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 14:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am old enough to be your mother - you can't tell me to be quiet!
seriously, play nice.
anyway, i have enough backlash from bubba.
and ex is nice - she has been very kind to me
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 14:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
remain silent please
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 13:50:24 EDT (#)
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maybe Caul, you should just be nice and stuff?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 13:37:42 EDT (#)
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good to see rob being as predictable as ever with the exact same wording.
rob, english is your 1st language. don't you think you could extend your vocabulary a bit?
you do know that linguistic skills are a measure of intelligence, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 13:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 12:58:18 EDT (#)
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the comments i made re lisa weren't to you but you still had to stick your nose (perfectly sized you said it was a jew nose) in all over my post.
i like ex, she is very beautiful with a heart of gold.
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difference is that i witnessed your exchange with lisa.
you didn't read experima's incessant bitching in my facebook inbox. then acting like i was harassing her.
i think it was important that i fix the record that she msg me first and that she sent me 2-3 msg for every reply i sent back, in which i basically just asked her to stfu.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 13:18:15 EDT (#)
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Good to see big gay Al is just as douchey when he drops his Caulaincourt monkier as he is when he prances around this site picking fights with nerds.
What a turd.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-04-01 13:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 12:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the comments i made re lisa weren't to you but you still had to stick your nose (perfectly sized you said it was a jew nose) in all over my post.
i like ex, she is very beautiful with a heart of gold.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 12:55:27 EDT (#)
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was i talking to you?
(the answer is no. stfu)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 12:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
caul - every user on uber is three sheets to the wind weird, you can't single out ex for that.
name one sane user? you can't!
also facebook is full of people telling each other shit - 'oh tonight i had potato and leek soup'.
why are you so mean caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 11:43:47 EDT (#)
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p.s. i reported your messages for harassment. =)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 11:33:24 EDT (#)
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here's a small timeline to help your understand why you're a fucking weirdo.
#1 you write me nonestop on facebook about some unimportant reply on this unimportant website
#2 i realize you're in my friends list (wtf were you doing there?) and remove you cuz i don't know you and you appear to be a weirdo. i wouldn't want my gf or close friends to get weird msg from some fucked up person, whoever that may be.
#3 you write me again, bitching about me removing you from my friends list, as if it mattered.
#4 i tell you why and say "i hope you survive", which pretty much meant "you won't die of having one less random stranger on your fucking facebook page"
#5 being an insecure bitch, you thought i was saying you couldn't live without me or something so you write me back and have another hissy fit.
#6 i tell you to stfu and take your argument here
#7 you write back, raving like a PMSing whore and telling me "don't write me ever again" as if i was harassing you, when you're the one who started and kept messaging me on facebook about stupid shit.
do you always harass people and act like you're some vitcim? you are one crazy bitch. you must be a fucking mess in relationships.
at least, i'm glad to see there are still some weirdos to laugh at on this website.
+2 weirdo
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-01 04:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
nor do I want to talk about hair and makeup (even though my hair rules) for that long!
Orphelia, I would prefer a voicewhore so I can once and for all know the truth about your accent!
it fascinates me!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-01 03:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the most MASSIVELY LONG email I have ever typed is in your gmail box!!
i hope sgt doesn't see this, he will only accuse me of sending him short emails.
but he can't talk about hair and make up like a girl can!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 23:00:43 EDT (#)
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haha phallic
i was just leaving you a note on one of your posts
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-25 22:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-25 22:31:10 EDT (#)
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You don't post your pretty face anymore.
:(
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Did you get a life or something?
How dare...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:13:06 EDT (#)
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Where the sam heck have you been?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-31 19:28:25 EST (#)
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<3
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-31 19:13:14 EST (#)
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indeed, i do.
xx
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-23 12:01:10 EST (#)
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No comment needed. You know what I think
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-20 01:45:59 EST (#)
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type the word "horse" with your mouse on the keyboard.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-19 18:57:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:35:04 EST (#)
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the horse question was so easy that i was scared it was a trick...it was not...
i don't even understand really why the first answer is four. why????? a polo is an english sweet isn't it? with one hole? and the word itself only has three actual holes in the letters. i don't get some of these.
also: click the smallest? i have to skip because all four kill me.
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What is the deal with the horse? Please, just tell me so I can get some work done.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROWR!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 03:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Story is done... check your regular e-mail.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 16:55:16 EST (#)
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aw, thanks.
i don't know if i've ever had three posts on most heated before!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:57:50 EST (#)
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giddy up.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:40:08 EST (#)
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I'd probably throw a load in your chute if I haven't already.
I did like this picture though.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-09 11:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bonnie lass.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-09 11:12:45 EST (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-09 10:31:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-09 09:27:49 EST (#)
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You look pinup-ish.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:59:13 EST (#)
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BOINNNNGGGGG and I'm only doing this because we're presently "doing it".
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
win
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://mysite.verizon.net/michmy/fanart/batman/deedee.jpg
An incredibly creepy picture found via google image search to prove my point.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like one of the Joker's sidekicks from that horrible Batman cartoon where Batman's nephew or something takes over as Batman...in the future.
So, stop that at once.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Happy Birthday!
If I knew where you lived, I'd totally send you an authentic pair of JAMS.
But I don't, so here's a genuine +2, SURELY IT'S JUST AS VALUABLE?!?!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-09 07:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-09 07:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg what a whore lol
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it's probably only cool if the women make a post of their own:
http://pulsehead.com/136
But don't worry! You can -1 me over there too!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:50:44 EST (#)
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I like this one.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:38:38 EST (#)
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mail me about it then.
you're the mastermind writing to the character ;)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:37:39 EST (#)
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Oh, um... well yeah.
I thought you wanted to incorporate other stuff, too. Whatev'.
IT SHALL BE DONE!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:36:39 EST (#)
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i thought you wanted to use my profile pic?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oohhh, okay!!!
Send me whatever you want me to use and how you want it it done to antius777.at.yahoo.com
I promise, you shall be quite diabolical and stuffs.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:34:14 EST (#)
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yes you may.
perhaps we can collaborate, monsieur?
or not. you=words, me=art.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:27:09 EST (#)
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well dry your eyes and make me into the genius murderess you promised i would be :)
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Hmmm, I might just have to do that for tomorrow night.
Can I use that photo, too?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:29:54 EST (#)
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this is the last time i cut my hair before i grew it out now.
if that makes any sense.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:28:46 EST (#)
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it's a very artsy pic, but I think I honestly prefer the longer hair, too..
and what are you, pre-birth here?
OMG - THIS IS YOUR MOM ISN'T IT? (I mean, really - how much younger could you go?)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:27:09 EST (#)
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well dry your eyes and make me into the genius murderess you promised i would be :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:26:11 EST (#)
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Let us not discuss that, my dear.
You're far far away from me, and it causes KK to cry big salty emo tears.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:23:44 EST (#)
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you've all seen the real picture. this might be cooler though.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:22:14 EST (#)
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I also swoon continuously.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:19:07 EST (#)
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There's a Visine for that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:18:42 EST (#)
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I know. Regardless, the swooning continues.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:17:06 EST (#)
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you've seen this one before!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:15:50 EST (#)
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Huh? Oh nothing, just swooning...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:13:40 EST (#)
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oui?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:12:45 EST (#)
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Oh, Experima...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:58:46 EST (#)
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I love you +2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:47:43 EST (#)
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ah. okay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:43:07 EST (#)
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Oh, I know... I just meant that you used a lot of tan tones as opposed to mine, which utilized a lot of the opposite end; navy tones.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:41:00 EST (#)
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it's not the same picture kaos.
your horror story still stands x
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:39:20 EST (#)
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Your eyes how red they are....
Your lips how...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:37:58 EST (#)
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Interesting... you went bright.
Or maybe all my photo are just underexposed.