Happy Birthday experima (787 hits)
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Submitted by Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-01-09 12:22:40 EST
I hope you didn't fall into a crack in the earth.
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-10 14:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dildo below
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-09 23:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that vapid cunt.
You I like.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 20:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-09 20:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday!
what would you like for present? romance explosion?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-09 19:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple-minded shitlick, below.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 19:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Cast-iron pot talking to kettle below.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 18:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woahhh....she's gonna need a lot of candles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-09 17:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if YOU know, that makes one of us.
I like getting jeannnneeee all hopped up by shitting on her shitty-as-usual Uber posts.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 17:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy, i know what you want
and i'll wait on my gift, thanks very much. doesn't matter if it's late.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 17:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm more of an atari girl myself...thanks though :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-09 17:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's her birthday?
And she hasn't even bought me a present???
What the fuck.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-09 17:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap is today really her b-day? *looks through old mario crap*
Here ya go, a nice shiny new game boy for your birthday! I hope you like Super Mario Land!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 16:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, great game. Great as in fucking weak, stupid and homo in every way. The Sooners defense completely broke down.
I have never heard such verbal dick-sucking by announcers in my life. Apparently Tim Tebow is the Messiah and we all need to strap on our kneepads and start fellating.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2009-01-09 16:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture.
Also, great game last night!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120120#2827850
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-09 16:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i couldn't get the obamicon to go that white. weird.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 15:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-09 15:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My bf claims to have been bitten by ladybugs, and that their bites are very painful. I think he's full of crap on that one.
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It's true, they ARE carnivores you know... But yeah, they can draw blood, so can bumble bees!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-09 15:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy 1 year closer to Forensic.....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birffffday!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday, Ex. :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:18:29 EST (#)
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My bf claims to have been bitten by ladybugs, and that their bites are very painful. I think he's full of crap on that one.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The average lady bug has enough venom to kill 6 grown men, but their fangs are too small to deliver the poison.
just kidding, but how cool would that be?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:46:20 EST (#)
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I have a white cat too you guys. White cats are the new black.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
signal the waiters from a shitty red robin to come sing...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-09 18:02:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like my cat.
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Looks my old cat... I miss him...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, thank you! how sweet <3
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-09 13:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like my cat.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to beat that pussy!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:43:00 EST (#)
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I smell butterscotch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
typical scot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Experima.
It's my uberversary tomorrow, but I'm just gonna stay in and get drunk.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't remember... let me check my post history.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:23:36 EST (#)
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When will it be MY birthday?!