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Submitted by Megan Cobb <SushiPlatter747.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-01-10 17:37:23 EST
Okay, so i dont exactly give a fuck if anyone rates this.
Darwinism, do you believe in it, or are you some sort of intellegent design butt kisser? If you do believe in Evolution/Darwinism, you are sensible. Darwin's theory of evolution contradicts every peice of intelligent design saying that we evolved from a single organism, multiplying, adapting, and all of this way before God or Jesus was even documented or exsisting.
It says that god created all living creatures, and they are described in the bible, BUT, not a single dinosaur was mentioned or even something vaguely similar. Some people say that they were exsisting(Job 40:15-19), but how is this possible if humans didn't arrive until millions of years later!?!
For those of you who are devout Christians, I deeply understand your feelings towards such a blasphemous concept, and having to be faced with a theory that questions your very exsistence! But the thing is both the theory of intelligent design and evolution are just that, theories. If someone were to actually prove either, the scientific and religious world would be disrupted by something much bigger than the sin of reproduction! The fact that God, din't actually create all living things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before i go, you might be wondering why I even care about the whole Religion vs. Science thing, me being only 13, well it's cuz I once got beat up for being so enthusiastic about the teaching of evolution. So i got jumped by some christian freaks(no offense to the non-freaks of the christian world).
Until the World Knows,
tHebIGnOThiNG
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Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-01-12 16:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Megan, i am giving you a + 1 slightly out of pity, although I was not going to give you worse than a 0 anyway.
I do question whther a 13 year old should be on this board at all; it ain't healthy, and your parents would go nuts if they read all the reviews.
Darwinism does not really disprove anything about intelligent design; intelligent design is just not necessary according to the Darwinian model. That does not disprove it or the existance of God. That said, a literal interpretation of the bible is out of the question for many reasons, not just Darwinism. Geology, for example--the earth cannot be as young as the Bible literally says. But outside of literalism, one has a lot of wiggle room.
There are books that support your viewpoint to a degree--by Richard Dawkins ("The God Delusion"), for example. I do not agree with it, but his other, more scientific books, like "The Selfish Gene", are worth reading.
To get another viewpoint, which supports evolution and religious belief, there is a book called "Human Destiny" by Lecomte Du Nouy that addresses this. It is a little outdated, being written in 1949, but that timing, immediately after World War II, gives the writer a sense to address the future of the human condition, positive or negative.
I am not religious, and I would never support the teaching of intelligent design in a science class (but in theology or philosophy it would be okay). But I guess I would say I am agnostic and open to all the possibilities.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are gay, megan.
gtfo.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i've heard of them....
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8ao-N1u1c
Popular music in Korea right now.
Watching it will make you dumber.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not what i was going for but it made just as much sense.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and just for the hell of it, i will insult those of you who are being unesseccarily rude
IN KOREAN!!!!!!!!
SHIBAL NOM GASEKI!!!!!!!!!!!
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백치
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW
Submitted by Mr.Plecko (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the big bang(which is an awesome tv show, as well as another theory) would have happened way before god was existent.
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are you retarded??
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Script testing.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend has an ipod with a flying spaghetti monster cover(its really cool!!!!!!)
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Three words: Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-11 08:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Megan, honey...
... no one is paying attention to you. Sorry.
WE WANNA FIGHT/SCARE/ANNOY/DISTURB/BELITTLE and or IGNORE YOU!!!1!one!!!!!!!!1!eleventy-hundred!!!!1!
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"!!!1!one!!!!!!!!1!eleventy-hundred!!!!" Made be laugh so hard I sprayed hot coffee out of my nose and all over my dog... Eleventy-Hundred should be a much more common number, I think! +2 for Kaos.
-2 for the 13 year old Slore in training... At thirteen, you should be trying to figure out how to get your neighborhood boyfriend to play the stinky finger game, not incoherently rambling about things that are out of your league.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-11 07:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus wept.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What a stupid metaphor....
I didnt come here for enlightenment, i get enough of that crap from everyone else. I came here to vent about my crappy day. Butthen i ddecide not to and go off on a topic that my english teacher is making me write about!!!
I did want to go on and on about the idiots from my school, but i decided againstit, because nobody fucking gives a shit.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody here hates you, dumbshit. I don't know you well enough to hate you. It's just that the more you open your mouth (read, type with your fingers), the more you reveal your immaturity and ignorance. You simply don't belong here. Anyone who comes to Uber looking for enlightenment is joke without a punchline.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ZUEL is a dipshit. He's actually Doodles, so you KNOW he's stupid.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE IZ NO SCIENCE, ONLY ZUEL!
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i publicly hated? hmm, you guys are worse then the girls who bitch at my school...
it's actually funny...whatevs
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: Your premise in the body of the post is severely flawed. You say that Darwin stated that everything evolved from a single organism. How does that negate the Biblical story if a "day" in the Bible was allegorical? Maybe a "day" was an indeterminate period of time, only called a day so uneducated folks could comprehend. Maybe a day was actually forty billion years. . . .
Don't attempt to push your misguided science onto others to prove your belief. Oh, and I'm glad you discarded the anal bead necklace.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WEEEEEEPZ!!1!!!!!
why is no one worshipping MEEEEE???
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The bible also says that god's day doesn't necessarily mean man's day.
I'm not inherently religious, but I like discussing it greatly. You, however, have no clue about the things of which you speak. You need more life and study to even comprehend these concepts. If you can't conceptualize a higher being creating the universe, laws of physics AND evolution, then you have no chance of understanding their possible coexistence/exclusion. That doesn't necessarily mean he/she/it does exist. At 13, your brain is not physiologically and environmentally matured enough to grasp the info you wish to find. Give it time... It'll only get more confusing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, alter kid, God ALWAYS was and always will be. He was around for a gazillion years before the big bang.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Megan, honey...
... no one is paying attention to you. Sorry.
WE WANNA FIGHT/SCARE/ANNOY/DISTURB/BELITTLE and or IGNORE YOU!!!1!one!!!!!!!!1!eleventy-hundred!!!!1!
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and i willnot click the link, cuz its now evident that its exactly as i describedd
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the big bang(which is an awesome tv show, as well as another theory) would have happened way before god was existent. Besides god had created the world, and everything in it in about a week, and te big bang happened billions(trillions?) of years before humans walked the earth.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
***emo sobbing***
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, I'M the alter here, Bubba!
**waves and masturbates furiously**
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Oh, the old fingertip and thumb thing again?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, I'M the alter here, Bubba!
**waves and masturbates furiously**
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST SHUT UP AND CLICK THE LINK!!!!
An alter? Kinda sorta someome like Kaos_King. . . . .
Submitted by Mr.Plecko (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
unless god created the big bang starting the universe which evolved because of a set of laws created by "him", dipshit.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, well that would be disgusting...
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the bloody hell is an ALTER!?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Megan, can I please vomit all about your torso? I promise to eat nothing but taco's first...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alter ALONE!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leave oathmeal's
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fuckers
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get off the front page, cunt
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The link is NOT sexually disturbing. It is simply enough to make a carrion-eating hyena puke. Nothing out of line. . . .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah Megs, your alter is showing...
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If i were to click the link i would probably find something suitable for posting on a site meant for adults, and it probably contains something sexually disturbing, so i'm not clicking the link
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Antius, fer Chrissakes! Stop teasing the kid. We all know Bart cut off IHAKF's thing a LONG time ago.
Sheesh!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, if you pray reeeeeaaly hard, maybe IHAKF will come to your rescue...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but aren't her & Doodles about the same age???
Okay... I mean, like, Doodles IS a teenager with regards to this apparent alter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go to bed, little kid. Method and others like Doodles are out and about this time of night.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... click the link, dear.
Pleaseohpleaseohplease!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-10 20:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just a picture of a cute puppy and a cute kitty being really cute together.
I was bemoaning my new venereal disease.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did u click the link, lungfish? i had the idea that t would be disturbing..is it?
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god damn it, vd
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you probably got if from one of your apaches, that's how columbus got it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed at Lungy for a second because I thought he was saying he had a VD. Not that VD's are funny, mind you.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god damn it, vd
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, uh no, i dont do oral sex, and I'M 13 YOU BOBA!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you do ass to mouth, MEGAN?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fucking hell is Simon!? MY NAME IS MEGAN!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okay, well, then, fuck off simon.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm, there is no way i am clicking any random links. so dont even try!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://stuff.ubersite.com/114279996686269806/1/Houston,%20we%20have%20a%20problem...jpg
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hm, alter? wats that mean?
Submitted by JustARide (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for an almost convincing alter.
Shenanigans!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Time to go bye-bye
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...you spelt oatmeal wrong."
Oh, please be real. Please be real. If you're an alter, I'll cut myself and cry... and eat day-old bread.
Yes, brokering pot deals on Uber is EXACTLY what I want to do.
But seriously, what's his number?
You wanna split an O, Genko? Can we get a bulk discount?
By the way, Megan: I'll pray for you tonight.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you enjoy anal?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gosh, i'm dying from the amount of appreciation i'm receiving from this site!!! your all so kind!!!!!!
Haha, thanks, it is a lot more boring then the one i put on my friends blog(P-CHAN, U ROCK!!!), but I did'nt want to opinionate it more than nessecary to get my point across
and if i had my bro's #, i'd give it to you, but his phone got stolen, and hes probably out partying so i cant give u his home phone...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
boring
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and just for the hell of it, i will insult those of you who are being unesseccarily rude
IN KOREAN!!!!!!!!
SHIBAL NOM GASEKI!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm out of pot, what's his number?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey shlong, you spelt oatmeal wrong.......
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, i think i'm setting a record for most self-rated post(^_^)
anyways, uh, if your out of pot you could probably ring up my brother keith allen, his friend has some...and if its any conciliation, i'm pretty sure that ur daughter won't get jumped by any christians
And just for the record, i am rating myself with a negative two!!!!!!(^_^)...i must be bored....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-10 19:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the holy fuck up, oathmeal.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am so not 8!
oh, just cuz i dont believe christ doesnt mean i cant use his name in vain(which technically means i'm not using his name in vain because he doesn't exsist..)
Oh, thanx for sticking up for me, but it's quite unneccessary...But i appreciate it..i think...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right, Genko. I'm sorry, Miss Megan.
See, I got up this morning and I was out of coffee and the moon was full and I had a rather unsatisfying sexual experience last night and I'm all out of pot and I don't know much about calculus, so I'm just jealous and I think I have some kind of flesh-eating disease and kids running rampant on Uber scare me and my daughter is your age and I don't want her getting her ass kicked by mean Christians and I'm just trying to set an example and everyone thinks you're pretty and smart and cool, especially Little Sally.
WHAT ABOUT ME, DAMN IT?!? I WANNA BE PRETTY AND SMART AND COOL, TOO! OR I WANNA BE A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL; I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET.
Have a +2 and be my friend.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you took Calculus in the 4th grade?
Get the fuck off this website. If I doubted you were 13 at first, I doubly doubt it now. You are either 8 or Simon/Bret.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SilvrWolf, she moved to Washington and it didn't get recorded so STFU you big meanie. She's really smart but unfortunately that's not in the file either.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You write a post ridiculing Christians and then your first response is "Oh for the love of christ..."
That's EXACTLY why your age matters. If you were truly intelligent enough to be in calculus in fourth grade, you should have enough intelligence to realize that.
By the way, you're going to be taken to task for your little calculus claim. Just so you know.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and by the way, i started calculus in fourth grade, but i moved to washington and it didnt get recorded in my files, so you should really shut-up
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh for the love of christ...
Hey thanx for the +2
And really, why should my age matter?
Oh, and really, you guys can call me any names you want, but when someone has gone throught there whole life being teased about her alopecia, it gets a bit boring!!!!!!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
finally somebody I can be friends with!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-10 18:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is but opinion unsupported by facts. Most of the historic and fossil record evidence thus far seems to support evolution but that alone cannot be used to deny the existence of God. Until you can explain how amino acid chains floating in the sea went from complex organic compounds randomly running into one another to complex organic compounds actively reproducing you need to do more stuying. And you do, because that right there is where the existence of God is debated.
In fact, until you can do calculus you're not even allowed to have an opinion on how and why molecules combine. Go away.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 17:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dick blister
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 17:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're 13? Fucking 13?
Do your parents know you're here? Do you know what we do here?
Look, honey, you're 13. You don't know shit. Thinking that you do at your age only proves and reinforces it. I'm sorry you got your ass kicked by some poser Christians. After all, resorting to violence doesn't exactly fall within their supposed doctrine.
Believe in what you want to believe in and don't push it on others. Don't ridicule others for their beliefs (like you started this post) and go on with life. If you choose to be so negative with people with differing opinions, your schooling is going to be filled with ass-kickings and being an outcast.
Go away. Go be a kid.