"90% of everything is crap" (1351 hits)
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Submitted by Megan Cobb <SushiPlatter747.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-01-10 21:35:00 EST
Do you have any idea what its like to be a social pariah?
It sucks. Guys think your weird, girls hate you, and everyone thinks you're a fucking bitch.
My life is pretty much that.
On friday, this rumor got around that i was bi, and a girl walked by me, pointed, laughed, then walked away. Then as I rushed away, trying to get to class as quick as possible, I bumped into this chick. When I turned to apologize, i tripped, and all my crap fell on the ground. I was trying not to cry. Then I got to class, and the teacher gave us new seats. I had to sit next to the girl who pointed and laughed at me. I asked the teach if i could move, but she told me no. I was about to cry, so i said fine and turned around. She started to yell at me. I got to my seatand slammed my stuff down, while bawling.
Then, as if things werent bad enough, my fucking nose started bleeding. Everyone was staring and some people started laughing. My friends were trying to help me. The teacher didnt know that i had a nos e bleed, so she went and told everyone that i was just upset that i couldnt switch seats, and that i had to sit down. I yelled "HO THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT DOWN WHEN I HAVE A NOSEBLEED!?!" I was so pissed.
Eventually it stopped. When the girl who laughed at me asked me if i was ok, i told her to fuck off.
So here's my new quote: 90% of everything is crap" -Sturgeons Law
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-12 15:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
what shitfuck said
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Megan, It's okay to be Bi-Curious.
Many of the women of Uber are Bi-Curious themselves and have carried on VERY successful lives. Sacrilicious, Ghola, Orphelia, Sage, Inion...
... okay, well maybe NOT so much Katy and the whole "Successful" thing.
Regardless, with your Korean heritage, you should have NO PROBLEM finding gainful employment in adult entertainment.
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Hmmm.
Well, I'm not bicurious.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fucking fag and no one likes you.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Script testing.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, i meant to put "uh" not "ph"
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ph, well thats great.........
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Yes, pulsehead is quite lovely.....
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ph, well thats great.........
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-11 15:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Megan, It's okay to be Bi-Curious.
Many of the women of Uber are Bi-Curious themselves and have carried on VERY successful lives. Sacrilicious, Ghola, Orphelia, Sage, Inion...
... okay, well maybe NOT so much Katy and the whole "Successful" thing.
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i'm not bicurious.
but thanks for that.
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Katy believes in Sturgeon's Law, only the percentage is worse and applies mostly to anything with a penis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Megan, It's okay to be Bi-Curious.
Many of the women of Uber are Bi-Curious themselves and have carried on VERY successful lives. Sacrilicious, Ghola, Orphelia, Sage, Inion...
... okay, well maybe NOT so much Katy and the whole "Successful" thing.
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i'm not bicurious.
but thanks for that.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Words cannot possibly describe how ashamed I am of myself.
Damn you, boring Saturday night. Damn you all to hell.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-11 12:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's suppose for a second that you were a 13-year-old girl. It's probably not true; in fact, it is probably more likely that I am unknowingly a 13 and female, but for the sake of argument we're going to pretend you're not Simon or Bret or whatever other argument against darwinism is probably running this alter.
Good news. In five years, none of what you've just ranted about will matter. You will go to college and never see the teacher, or the girl who pointed and laughed, or most (if not all) of your current friends ever again.
You'll tell yourself you're moving on; that you're grown up and that this is your real life and that the new people you're meeting are your real friends, but you are once again wrong, because in five years you will likely be married with a mortgage and car payments, will have likely popped out a kid or two, and will look back on the times you are currently slogging through with a degree of rose-tinted nostalgia.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-01-11 08:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Good to hear you've had a productive day.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-11 07:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You ooze alter. If you're not, run. RUN.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:45:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
DUDE I AM KOREAN!!!!!!
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You should camwhore. A 13-year old bald Korean girl with a raped friend would fit right in....
UNLESS YOU'RE NOT REALLY A 13-YEAR OLD BALD KOREAN GIRL, HMMMMMMMMMM??????????
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this link! That is fuckin awesome!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://b.mektroid.net/pedobear.jpg
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No prob Megan!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, I wondered the same thing myself, I just did a google image search for pedobear and that's what came up.
Don't use Chris Hanson unless you mean pedophile, because liking hot lesbian love stories, crazy make fun of l33t talk, and ubersite are different things...
Though I'm sure Shlongy is a pedophile, and that Experima is 16 year's old.
(which in turn would make me a pedobear if true).
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://b.mektroid.net/pedobear.jpg
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HAHAHA!!! Jesus, what the fuck is THAT from??? Oh god, is that a real porn or something?
I think I might have to laugh until the vomit comes out...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Megan, It's okay to be Bi-Curious.
Many of the women of Uber are Bi-Curious themselves and have carried on VERY successful lives. Sacrilicious, Ghola, Orphelia, Sage, Inion...
... okay, well maybe NOT so much Katy and the whole "Successful" thing.
Regardless, with your Korean heritage, you should have NO PROBLEM finding gainful employment in adult entertainment.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you have a seat over there, Kaos, NintendoCzar, Roadsong, Doodles, and Linus.
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http://b.mektroid.net/pedobear.jpg
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2009-01-11 02:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow....middle school drama..... and being bi is hot... you should take pictures....hahaha
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-11 02:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hrm...
as posts go this one falls into the crap category...-2 cry about this shit on live journal
but as troll bait it is awesome! +2
so it evens out to a 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you have a seat over there, Kaos, NintendoCzar, Roadsong, Doodles, and Linus.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 00:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DO U HAEV ANY IEDA WUT ITS LIEK 2 B A SOCIAL PARIAH
IT?!?!?!!?? SUX!!!1! OMG LOL GUYS THINK UR WEIRD GIRLS HAET U AND 3V3RYON3 THINKS UR A FUKNG BITCH
MY!11!11 LOL LIEF SI PRATY MUCH TAHT
ON!1!1!! WTF LOL FRIDAY THES RUMOR GOT AROUND TAHT I WAS BI AND A GIRL WOKAD BY MA POINT3D LAUGHAD THAN WOKED AWAY!1!11 WTF LOL THEN AS I RUSHAD AWAY TRYNG 2 G3T 2 CLAS AS QUIK AS POSIBLE I BUMPED IN2 THES CHIK!!1!1! WTF LOL WHEN I TURNED 2 APOLOGIEZ I TRIP3D AND AL MAH CRAP F3L ON DA GROUND!111! WTF I WAS TRYNG NOT 2 CRY!!1!!! OMG WTF THAN I GOT 2 CLAS AND DA TEACHAR GAEV US NU SEATS!11!11!!1 OMG LOL I HAD 2 SIT NEXT 2 TEH GIRL WHO POINTED AND LAUGHED AT ME!!!!111! OMG WTF I ASKED TEH T3ACH IF I CUD MOVE BUT SHE 2LD MA NO!!1!!1! OMG LOL I WAS ABOUT 2 CRY SO I SADE FIEN AND TURN3D AROUND!1111!1! SHA START3D 2 YEL AT MA!1!!!1! WTF LOL I GOT 2 MAH SEATAND SLMMED MAH STUF DOWN WHIEL BAWLNG
THEN!1!!!!1 AS IF THNGS WARENT BAD 3NOUGH MAH FUKNG NOS3 STARTAD BLEDNG!!!!! OMG LOL 3V3RYONE WAS STARNG AND SOME P3OPL3 STARTAD LAUGHNG!1!!11! WTF LOL MAH FREINDS W3RE TRYNG 2 HELP ME!!11!1!! OMG LOL DA TEACH3R DIDNT KNOW TAHT I HAD A NOS E BLED SO SH3 WENT AND 2LD EV3RYONE TAHT I WAS JUST UPSAT TAHT I CUDNT SWITCH SEATS AND TAHT I HAD 2 SIT DOWN!!!!11 OMG LOL I Y3LED HO TEH HEL DO U AXPACT MA 2 SIT DOWN WHEN I HAEV A NOSEBLED?11!1!11!?!!!?!?!1!! OMG WTF LOL I WAS SO PISED
AVANTUALY!!!!!1!11 WTF LOL IT S2PAD!1!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WHEN TEH GIRL WHO LAUGH3D AT MA ASK3D M3 IF I WAS OK I 2LD H3R 2 FUK OF
SO!!1!!1 WTF H3R3S MAH NU QUOT3 90% OF EVARYTHNG SI CRAP -STURGAONS LAW
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I was waiting for that, it made me lol in my pants...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 00:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMN IT! I went and hung out with REAL, LIVE friends for a few hours and I missed SO MUCH!!!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-01-11 00:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all that matters is being popular and good looking..
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Do you have any idea what its like to be a social pariah?"
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Yes
No
Yes
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School does not last forever, it just feels like it on days like this.
Don't let the turkeys get you down.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If anything ever deserved a facepalm....
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Linus is only nice to you because he wants to touch your no-no places.
Come to think of it, I've never seen him be this nice. Usually, he's all like, "I'm going to kill you and skullfuck your eye sockets" or "You should choke on a Dorito and die" or "You smell like canned farts."
True story.
Alright... Good night, Megan. Keep your head high and don't worry about what people say about you at school. Kids are cruel, and you're just different. Embrace it; don't question or loathe it. When you become comfortable with who you are, you'll find that most people will accept that. It's a great big fucking world. If someone doesn't like you, they can go be on the other side of it; they can be your total stranger. You're unique, just like everybody else.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Linus, u are probably the nicest and least strange person on this site...
And Doodles, i just don't model
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Linus(^_^)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, it isn't hard to learn, in fact to make it more 'natural' i can just snap a few pictures while you aren't looking.
Unfortunately, at the place of my current residence it is time for lights out. we can continue this tomorrow, yes?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm adopted, but my korean nmae is Sun Mee
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are ridiculous with this nonsense.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, yea, i dont model...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to be in NoVa. There's no way the redneck chicks down here in Roanoke would tolerate your attitude.
Wait... Megan Marcelle Cobb. That doesn't sound very Korean to me.
I'll have you know that Mr. Rice does not associate with liars, so you better come clean if you wish to continue your relationship with him.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is because i am a suave and sophisticated man.
Do you have an interest in modeling? I have my own personal website and am always on the lookout for new recruits.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I live in Virginia...you speak so ...properly...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Eric D. Rice
of West Virgina
I'm currently located in Tennessee.
I see bubba reffered to me on your first post.
he does that because he is jealous of me.
kaos just felt the urge to follow his uber buddy.
these +2s are in hope of a very long and very close friendship
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 23:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles, who are you, and why did they mistake me for you?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen to Eric. He's a really nice guy. He drives a tricked out Probe, you know.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:56:49 EST (#)
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"If i were to drive over the lake, i would die, and quite frankly, dying isn't one of my top priorities."
You could try learning to swim. I've found that always helps.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am i to understand that you do ont wish for further corrospondence with me?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, wait you said flats, nm
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really that made no sense...you cant drive on water.. Besides, the salt in the water doesnt change the density, because it doesnt desolve. If it desolved, and became a new substance, then it would become denser(but not half as dense as you). If i were to drive over the lake, i would die, and quite frankly, dying isn't one of my top priorities.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can drive really fast on the salt flats. That's where they break all of those speed records.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi my name is eric.
Do you like to hang out at the mall? Do you have any short skirts you could where while at said mall?
I have an entire website dedicated to girls such as yourself. e-mail me at ericdriceofwestVA.at.TNpenitentiary.net
I hope to hear from you soon
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, first of, my middle name is marcelle, and i'm not brett, and second, why would i kill myself?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's your middle name. Or, if you aren't Bret, you know who it is.
You should really just end your pathetic life and spare us all.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FIRST, tell me why ur calling me Dallas
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanx linus(^_^)
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you keep calling me dallas?
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Just answer the question.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur with that review I read--your posting has made Uber less boring tonight.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you keep calling me dallas?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha sandmate...
sounds itchy and uncomfortable
possibly infectious
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I'm on antibiotics. :(
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All of you guys truly suck(except linus....). I appreciate it, for some odd reason i'm glad that you guys didnt sympathize me....that would have been fake(linus, i'm not saying ur fake).........i think i'm weird...Oh well(^_^)
BTW, i honestly think that you should put your pants back on sandamate(or whatever the hell ur name is).
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sandmate
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I don't really care how it makes you feel, Dallas, you dumb fucking ginger.
I do have one question for you- is it really easy to float on the Great Salt Lake? You know... because of the salt?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha sandmate...
sounds itchy and uncomfortable
possibly infectious
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sandmate
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:33:47 EST (#)
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Who? Me or sandmantate?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:32:20 EST (#)
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thanks linus..
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel ya.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that supposed to make me feel better? or just completely grossed out?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've unbuttoned my pants, and I've started stroking myself. I'm thinking about you. You dumb, sexy, bitch.
Buttrape, FTW.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, toots.
In reality, I do want to thank you sincerely. You've made an otherwise boring Sat. night slightly less boring.
And watch out for kaos-king. He may act like your friend but that's just because he wants cut the skin off your skull and wear it as a hat. I would NEVER do that to you, baby-girl.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
very amusing...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have "bi" in your username.
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The operative word in the name is "nothing."
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ur very observant...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:10:28 EST (#)
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You have "bi" in your username.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:09:19 EST (#)
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right....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HUH? Megan, I'm sorry but I don't understand you. You must be speaking lesbianese.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:05:29 EST (#)
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haha, i love the pun u used...hmm, did i just compliment the person who insulted me....
Actually, the only reason i vented on here is cuz i got bored and hoped that someone would say something interestiiing back...i'd explain it, but i'm trying to finish the song i'm writing on my friend's blog(P-CHAN U ROCK!!!).
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you a writer kaos-king?
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Bart won't let me post three pages of bwahahahahas, so this is what you get. STFU!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why YES, I am! Go buy my books at amazon or at http://stores.lulu.com/brianfatahsteele
I'm also a capitalist, self-promoting, hack who can't proof-read or come up with original ideas! HOORAY!!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, maybe I'm not done.
If you don't care what people think, why are you spitting it out on a website full of strangers? You'll get no sympathy here, little girl. I think you already know that, though. So, the only thing we're left with is either a) you have no friends and think you'll find some here or b) you're a masochist.
Also, if you don't care what people think, why are you telling me to shut the hell up? Don't put a bunch of self-serving tripe on a website THAT IS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR FEEDBACK!
Jumping Jesus Christ! Somebody call Whine-1-1.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 22:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Godchicken...strange id...Anyways, umm, that was weird...a weird way to reply...
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:59:27 EST (#)
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Are you a writer kaos-king?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DO U HAEV ANY IEDA WUT ITS LIEK 2 B A SOCIAL PARIAH
IT?!?!?!!?? SUX!!!1! OMG LOL GUYS THINK UR WEIRD GIRLS HAET U AND 3V3RYON3 THINKS UR A FUKNG BITCH
MY!11!11 LOL LIEF SI PRATY MUCH TAHT
ON!1!1!! WTF LOL FRIDAY THES RUMOR GOT AROUND TAHT I WAS BI AND A GIRL WOKAD BY MA POINT3D LAUGHAD THAN WOKED AWAY!1!11 WTF LOL THEN AS I RUSHAD AWAY TRYNG 2 G3T 2 CLAS AS QUIK AS POSIBLE I BUMPED IN2 THES CHIK!!1!1! WTF LOL WHEN I TURNED 2 APOLOGIEZ I TRIP3D AND AL MAH CRAP F3L ON DA GROUND!111! WTF I WAS TRYNG NOT 2 CRY!!1!!! OMG WTF THAN I GOT 2 CLAS AND DA TEACHAR GAEV US NU SEATS!11!11!!1 OMG LOL I HAD 2 SIT NEXT 2 TEH GIRL WHO POINTED AND LAUGHED AT ME!!!!111! OMG WTF I ASKED TEH T3ACH IF I CUD MOVE BUT SHE 2LD MA NO!!1!!1! OMG LOL I WAS ABOUT 2 CRY SO I SADE FIEN AND TURN3D AROUND!1111!1! SHA START3D 2 YEL AT MA!1!!!1! WTF LOL I GOT 2 MAH SEATAND SLMMED MAH STUF DOWN WHIEL BAWLNG
THEN!1!!!!1 AS IF THNGS WARENT BAD 3NOUGH MAH FUKNG NOS3 STARTAD BLEDNG!!!!! OMG LOL 3V3RYONE WAS STARNG AND SOME P3OPL3 STARTAD LAUGHNG!1!!11! WTF LOL MAH FREINDS W3RE TRYNG 2 HELP ME!!11!1!! OMG LOL DA TEACH3R DIDNT KNOW TAHT I HAD A NOS E BLED SO SH3 WENT AND 2LD EV3RYONE TAHT I WAS JUST UPSAT TAHT I CUDNT SWITCH SEATS AND TAHT I HAD 2 SIT DOWN!!!!11 OMG LOL I Y3LED HO TEH HEL DO U AXPACT MA 2 SIT DOWN WHEN I HAEV A NOSEBLED?11!1!11!?!!!?!?!1!! OMG WTF LOL I WAS SO PISED
AVANTUALY!!!!!1!11 WTF LOL IT S2PAD!1!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WHEN TEH GIRL WHO LAUGH3D AT MA ASK3D M3 IF I WAS OK I 2LD H3R 2 FUK OF
SO!!1!!1 WTF H3R3S MAH NU QUOT3 90% OF EVARYTHNG SI CRAP -STURGAONS LAW
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:58:21 EST (#)
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oh, wow, that was strange...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:58:20 EST (#)
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Stay the fuck awat from Wikipedia, cunt. I was THERE at the Hugo awards when Asimov made the statement. How it got attributed to Teddy is unknown, but it was Ike who said it first.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:58:17 EST (#)
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Megan and Katrina nervously found each other's hands as they walked along the wide dirt path. Their fingers intertwined, they said nothing as they continued through the woods towards the Big Rock. The Sunday afternoon was unreasonably warm for April, both girls having abandoned their coats back at the house. The light from above was filtered through the branches, masking the anxious smiles that played on both young faces. The Big Rock now in sight, the girls picked up pace and almost ran the final few yards to their destination. Once behind it and laughing, Katrina leaned against the cool stone, Megan sliding up beside her. Their heads drew near and Megan almost whispered something, but before she could...
ZOMG!!! TEENAGE LESBIAN Pr0N!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:57:30 EST (#)
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Yeh im offended motherfucker i try to stand up for you and you call me out like some bitch?
Fuck you bitch no wonder the bitches laugh at your goofy ass, if this how you treat your friends.
Honky bitch.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:56:20 EST (#)
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look it up you idiot, its sturgeons law
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:55:36 EST (#)
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Phallic, stop, or you will embarass me more...
no offense
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:55:05 EST (#)
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Sturgeon's law? No, you dumb shit, it was Asimov who said that.
You've pushed it beyond realty now. Shut up.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:53:46 EST (#)
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Oh, and if you think that i'm a whiny litle cunt then take a look out your window, there are billions of people out there who dont give a shit about anything but themselves, yet when i feel any sort of self pity, some bitch jumps on my ass about being to vain, or selfish, or arrogant.
And honestly, i tried being a kid, but do you know what everyone says? "Grow up"
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:53:30 EST (#)
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Bitch you just gotta be like "bitch, you laugh at my noseblood how bout i give you some noseblood for yo' skanky self" the get up in her grill and watch her bitch out like the punk bitch she is.
Bitch you jus gotta front up and tell those bitches how its gonna be or they'll never respect yo bisexual booty.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:50:35 EST (#)
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OH SHUT THE HELL UP, I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME, I CARE WHAT THEY THINK IN GENERAL, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:49:31 EST (#)
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Megan & Katrina are gonna DO it.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:49:06 EST (#)
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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Look, sweetie, you're a social pariah because you're semi-intelligent and you actually care what people think of you. Quit with the "Why me?" bullshit and get on with your life. Who cares if you're bisexual? Stop crying over it. The more you show that it bothers you, the more the other kids will focus on that. Get a clue. If not, start shopping at Hot Topic and cut yourself. Nothing says, "nobody understands me" like self-inflicted wounds and pseudo-intellectual introspective.
Ok, I'm done. You're starting to come across as a whiny little cunt. You have fun and by all means, keep posting as many posts as you want. Eventually, you'll get banned and you'll be forced to go be a kid.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:48:50 EST (#)
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You mean sturgeons law?
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:48:05 EST (#)
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I know I read that title somewhere on a video game blog, I believe it was on Kotaku, and I believe it was some guy trying to cross-reference his personal blog. Meh.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:47:26 EST (#)
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Katrina isn't lesbian, shes just a bitch
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:45:00 EST (#)
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hahaaha phallic.
Meglegs, here's a hint. word from the wise so to speak.
that bitch who laughed at you? is lesbian.
and thinks you are cute.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:44:21 EST (#)
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third post tonight
AWESOME!!!
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:38:55 EST (#)
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thanx
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-01-10 21:37:45 EST (#)
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Fuckin' sick story Meegz. Fuck those bitches, you got some noseblood and don't owe them bitches shit!