ADD09!!! Flash Fiction Contest: Sign-Up (1145 hits)
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Rating: 1.13 on 90 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-01-11 01:03:21 EST
Listen up, you depraved little bitches...
As THUPA rounds down to a close, I figured we'd get something equally fun and retarded started up. I'm gearing up ADD09. For those who don't know, that's "Attention Deficient Disorder" or what the rest of the sane world would refer to as Flash Fiction.
For the Flash Fiction here in ADD09, opponents will be paired up according to what my boy cat tells me is fair. Opponents will be assigned a title from those listed below, at least in the first 2 rounds. Participants must write a piece of Flash Fiction No LESS than 100 WORDS and No MORE than 550 WORDS. Word count MUST be provided at the bottom of the post. NO poetry will be accepted, and any NSFW images must be properly labeled. A general rating system will be used, and there will NOT be any adjustments.
Sign-Up deadline is Tuesday, JAN. 13th by 11:59pm EST.
Opponent parings and title assignments will be given on Thursday, JAN. 15th.
ROUND 1 will run extra long for submissions, until Friday, JAN. 23rd at 11:59pm EST with ratings accepted until Sunday, JAN. 25th at 11:59pm EST. ROUND 2 parings will go up the following Monday and run until that Friday, with the weekend to rate, and so on...
If YOU wish to participate in ADD09, signify your desire by stating the following -------→ I'VE GOT ADD! HERE ARE MY 3 TITLE SUGGESTIONS! Please list THREE title suggestions YOU would like to see as part of ADD09. Go as serious or as ridiculous as you want.
Here are some titles that might possibly get used...
"Daylight Slavings"
"Marching With Elephants"
"The Dangers Of Jaywalking"
"Pappy's Special Kisses"
"Go Go Gadget Arms!"
"The Mutant Lemmings"
"Fire Crotch"
"Swallowing People Whole"
"Broadcast Quality"
"Handjobs For The Holidays"
"Dread & Mathematics"
"Smells Like Lou Reed"
"Brushing Her Hair"
"Whiskey With The Devil"
"The Gentleman's Discharge"
"Worst Since Yesterday"
"Bugs For Breakfast"
"Write Me Back, Fucker"
"Just A Glitch"
"The Revolution Will Be Streaming"
I expect INTERESTING titles; something users will WANT to write crap from!!!
Seriously... do better than me.
LET ADD09 BEGIN!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by JustARide (user info) at 2009-01-14 17:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I too late to play?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Get out of my head!
Or not.
Either way its all good.
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Snark's hypothalmus told me to play.
Then it told me to do ADD, too.
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I didn't even know I had one of those.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, I blame others for not making me aware of this. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fail for not noticing this and/or signing up earlier.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-12 18:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't directed at you, Scourge. Not at the author either.
I don't "love" Shlongy, he entertains me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T "LOVE", SHLONGY, YOU BITCH?
Just for that, I'll have to stop sending you my semen covered old pairs of boxer shorts.
(Goody...another contest to torture).
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The last line is the true meaning of Uber.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-13 17:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Katy.
Now, for fuck's sake, come make out with me...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-13 16:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
am i still in this? i can't be bothered to check reviews.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could never be cross at you :)
______________________
Then I say... LET'S MAKE BABY #27!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could never be cross at you :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So far, the players in this perverse comedy of errors are...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
Orphelia
FJ Bell
GoneFiguring
Fallen
Scourge
Kaos-King
Offspring
MudWhistle
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna play but refuse to conform to your requested tagline.
i'm in....here are 3 titles
Born Short
Warranted
Between Hope and Despair
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again, my apologies to anyone who wanted to play and didn't get on the initial list (*coughorphycough*)
I often mistake abuse and don't realize the love... at least that's what Muddy tells me when he's beating me with rocks.
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
Orphelia
FJ Bell
GoneFiguring
Fallen
Scourge
Kaos-King
Offspring
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May I join?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-12 18:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops...I should have kept on reading the reviews, I guess.
YOU'RE BACK ON MY JAGOFF LIST , FORENSIC.
I'm sure that's a real relief to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-12 18:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't directed at you, Scourge. Not at the author either.
I don't "love" Shlongy, he entertains me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T "LOVE", SHLONGY, YOU BITCH?
Just for that, I'll have to stop sending you my semen covered old pairs of boxer shorts.
(Goody...another contest to torture).
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 17:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again, my apologies to anyone who wanted to play and didn't get on the initial list (*coughorphycough*)
I often mistake abuse and don't realize the love... at least that's what Muddy tells me when he's beating me with rocks.
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
Orphelia
FJ Bell
GoneFiguring
Fallen
Scourge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 12:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, i'm willing to participate in this contest.
sign me up.
but i don't want to have to offer titles.
titles are for nazis.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-12 12:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of these titles are fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:14:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
and of course you love shlongy. everyone loves shlongy.
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True. Sorry Shlongy, I didn't mean it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico just needs to go. He and all his alters. Permanently.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh good.
i thought i had stepped over some line again. it's hard to know if people 'get it' when you're just fucking about on here. some people take the ubers very, very seriously and it's easy to be taken wrong.
i don't want to annoy anyone.
except sico. and definitely bart.
and of course you love shlongy. everyone loves shlongy.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she wasn't talking to me.
Forensic digs me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't directed at you, Scourge. Not at the author either.
I don't "love" Shlongy, he entertains me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you talking to me, forensic?
if so, wtf?
i was obviously joking. i have never messed around in anyone's contests here. and i haven't ever given you any reason to throw that kind of thing at me that i am aware of, so what gives?
if you want to get mad at someone for stirring shit in these oh so important uber contests, why not start with shlongy who you adore so much? he does all he can to antagonize the people who run them and sees to it that he -2s everything in them.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you asswipe
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, well now you've given me my due everyone is safe once more.
GOOD THING, MISTER.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have ADD I'll play.
1. Puddin' with no "G"
2. I guy walks into a bar with a dead octopus tied to his head...
3. No it isn't!
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ADD me onto the list!
Here are, like, my titles, man:
Black Throated Wind
The Eleven
Tennessee Jed
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-12 06:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! FJ playing!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got ADD. Here are my three title suggestions:
It Tastes Like it Smells
The Evil Pigeon of Norwich
Make Me Gurgle
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it wasn't a mistake it was, of course, a personal attack!
haha
seriously, i put money on it it is 'cos i didn't give my titles. kk is strict on rules, i mean look how frequently he used CAPITALS! hee hee
this IS a serious writers forum
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 07:03:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to see we can barely follow directions. Here's who's playing so far...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
If you can't clearly read I signed up for your contest first then
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
I mean, seriously, just 'cos I didn't bother with my title suggestions yet, was that it?
It's shitty pettyness like this that keeps me off Uber.
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LOL
It was obviously a mistake because this guy clearly loves ubersite contests.
stfu
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 07:03:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to see we can barely follow directions. Here's who's playing so far...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
If you can't clearly read I signed up for your contest first then
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
I mean, seriously, just 'cos I didn't bother with my title suggestions yet, was that it?
It's shitty pettyness like this that keeps me off Uber.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just to point out, i didnt post my opinion here, because this is your space, i posted my opinion on my post for people to make of it what they will. clearly, i touched a nerve.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-12 01:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and 'flash fiction' is for people who don't know how to write but would like to think of themselves as 'writers'. Flash fiction is a creation of writing courses which are a creation of never-were's
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I just thought everyone would like to know, because god knows that we are only doing it because we don't know how to write and hate doing things for fun.
__________________________________
Dude, IDDQD is a worthless & miserable piece of shit. He "claims" he's done all these great things, that he's some type of literary master that looks down his nose on all of us - but the burden of proof is on him. What can he show us other than a bunch of Uber posts? He can't even fathom the concept of literature for such things as "fun, entertainment or escapism." He's taken a few college classes in English and now thinks he's some type of Wordsmith of a Divine caliber. More than that, he believes that only he understands the TRUTH of literature and creative writing.
To sum up - He's a idiotic prick.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to see we can barely follow directions. Here's who's playing so far...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Sacrilicious
Inion De Trua
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-12 01:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and 'flash fiction' is for people who don't know how to write but would like to think of themselves as 'writers'. Flash fiction is a creation of writing courses which are a creation of never-were's
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I just thought everyone would like to know, because god knows that we are only doing it because we don't know how to write and hate doing things for fun.
I'm still on the fence, not because I'm going to commit suicide over iddqd's obviously mind-blowing comment, but rather because I'm proofing something else I wrote that's pretty massive.
Either way, I'm sure I still fall into the category of "never-was", but fuck it if that's going to stop me from forcing you all to read my utter crap.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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;'gfkfldfgjkdskfjdfjdifj dl;fksd;fdlfjjgk;sd
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Get out of my head!
Or not.
Either way its all good.
===
Snark's hypothalmus told me to play.
Then it told me to do ADD, too.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, gee golly gosh! I hope I'M the winer of ADD09!!!
I so badly want to reinact "2 Girls 1 Cup" with Scourgey-Poo!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you, Bubba... DAMN YOU TO SCIENTOLOGIST HELL!!!
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Why, thank you, Sirrah, I shall take a seat right next to L. Ron Hubbard hisself!
You know anything I write will be slammed off the page in fewer than 15 reviews, so why bother?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you, Bubba... DAMN YOU TO SCIENTOLOGIST HELL!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No sir, I just put out some stupid titles. I'm not playing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I'll probably play... especially if there's an uneven amount.
Scourge? He's the fuckin' PRIZE!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is KK and Scourge playing or are the two of you wussing out of this one?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to see we can barely follow directions. Here's who's playing so far...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
Fey
Bubba
Inion De Trua
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 14:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
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FUCK! UBERSITE CONTESTS!!!
fix'ed
-=-
lol
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On second thought, take my name off. Too much happy horseshit going on already. Fuck it. Sorry.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to participate but half my REVIEWS on this site run over 550 words.
That, and I have commitment issues.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"smashed"
"blurry polaroids of someone naked"
"soggy shoes"
random enough?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-11 13:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sure, i'll play.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 12:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gas Station Pumpers
Michael Jackson Is My Hero!
I Have Checks Left, I'm Not Broke!
On The Road With Eric Rice
I'll Never Drink Buttermilk With Gin Again
Tire Slashing In The Ghetto
Bonk-eyed Brits Charity Ball
Purple Daze
Grandma In The Bus Station
Plastic Radishes
Back Of The Bus, White Boy
Golden Icepick
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I may or may not be in. My title donations are "Salival strings", "My ears bleed for you" and "Granny Panties".
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...
(you better hope skrapmetal wins. I heard he's gentle)
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I am occasionally gentle and on other occasions I may more forcefully assert my will. But regardless of the approach I am quite enthusiastic and always very, very thorough.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 11:04:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to regret this one, I can tell. EI with the freedom to enact the contents of his depraved mind.
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Obviously a topless camwhore.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hooray! I got my obligatory -2 from Shlongy!!!
I thought about using the title, "Shlongy Hearts A Hoe," but I worried it would fall into too much the poetry section...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You REALLY posted this at 1:23am?
God damn...this place is sad.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Scourge... I was fully aware that YOU were the "creator" of ADD.
I mean, what do you think the prize is? That's right - it's YOU, big boy!!! *hubba hubba*
(you better hope skrapmetal wins. I heard he's gentle)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 10:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to see we can barely follow directions. Here's who's playing so far...
Beeltea
Banjo
EmissionImpossible
Whiskey_Jack
Snark
BozzNC
SkrapMetal
ForensicGirl
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-11 09:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have said Wonder Dipshits Activate.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-11 09:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that? You say some people want a friendly little contest? ON UBER?!?!?!
WONDER DIPSHITS UNITE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-11 09:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, what the hell. I'll give this contest a go.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-11 08:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got ADDitude. Sign me up.
Titles:
-The sound of an Idea
-Dionysialicious
-One for the Sun
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-11 08:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'VE GOT ADD! HERE ARE MY 3 TITLE SUGGESTIONS!
1. Electric fences and Breaking the seal do not a happy penis make.
2. My new gimp suit (How I lost my Left Nipple)
3. An LoLCat ate my soul!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-11 08:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or
Why Banana Why!
Now I'm done.
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You sure? What about "Why Not Banana?!"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or
Why Banana Why!
Now I'm done.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I also have some title suggestions:
Why Banana?
That's all I got.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skjdksafhjjfoawkdsncm,n cm,xcoskrfojwijewahdsalkd;ld'[
;'gfkfldfgjkdskfjdfjdifj dl;fksd;fdlfjjgk;sd
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Get out of my head!
Or not.
Either way its all good.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not, I'll give it a fuck!
"Poible Floible and the Oible Kaboible!"
"King of Cats"
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to regret this one, I can tell. EI with the freedom to enact the contents of his depraved mind.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 06:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's up the stakes then EI. If you can beat me in this competition... You can forfeit me anything you like.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-11 05:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think we both know that i dont wish to play with you in this competition...................
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 05:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know I always win EI. Why are you letting yourself in for another round of punishment?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-11 05:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im in
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big banana,small banana, wow!
smoking kills,candles burn, hookers run
uncle agatha and her fierce lion
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I wish to play with banjo
heh
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 04:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'VE GOT ADD! HERE ARE MY 3 TITLE SUGGESTIONS!
1. Life in a yoghurt pot.
2. My mum told me to stop peeing in the corner.
3. A staples and paperclip connundrum.
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Please note - this means I'm in and want to play.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-11 04:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry, i didn't give you permisssion to take over my anti-competition.
because of that social gaffe, i will have to auto -2 all entries.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOORAY!!!
Now, who is actually playing in this stupid thing???
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I did.
:)
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
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FUCK! UBERSITE CONTESTS!!!
fix'ed
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saccy - come lick me.
Czar - quit whining.
Orphy - did you have that kid yet?
Rad - **weeeeep**
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
oh yeah, in.
no, IN.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck ubersite contests
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your use of capitals is TOTALLY UNNECESSARY kk
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckity fuck man, this is like an anti-nintendoczar contest because I only write super long shit that people lose interest in...
FUCK...what happened with the pH contest? Thought I did a decent jorb on that....
Hmmmmm I wanna do this...get back to you before tuesday hopefully....................
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for the zero i always forget that part
eat my cake
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leave me alone
Eat my cake
Tears beyond the wash-board
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those are my contest entries
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-11 01:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play, and not only that...
i've lost interest.