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THUPA: Do you wonder if you matter? (409 hits)

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Labels: thupa

Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2009-01-11 03:06:13 EST


Out there in the universe

Voyager just made it past pluto
And told us that's no planet
It's an asteroid or something
And yet I think I matter, dammit.

Out there in the universe

There may be many earths among us
Yet I don't wanna hear your thesis
I'd prefer to live my happy life
And worship my dear lord jesus

Out there in the universe

I know there must be something there
There's too many galaxies and quasars
But I prefer to sing this fine ballad
about our great prophet Mohamed

Out there in the universe

Endlessly this universe keeps wanting to expand
Ceaselessly answers to "the question"
Seem to be in dear demand...

I have one, one I'm sure you will not like.
Nobody knows. Go take a fucking hike.

Out there in the universe








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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-29 22:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

poems are gagaboogie boo

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-12 15:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-11 15:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I disagree.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-11 04:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry Beeltea, I'm rating based on the standard that has gone before. I expected more from this round. That's not to say it isn't good, it is good, just not exceptional.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 03:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh, Sammich-Man...

... you make me a happy lil' goldfish!





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