Hemp!!!!!!! (741 hits)
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Submitted by Megan Cobb <SushiPlatter747.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2009-01-11 17:56:04 EST
Huh, well my first few entries were horribly rated(WOOT!!!) And no to mention the fact strangely pointless...
Anyzayz, I just want to say this
OMG its marijuana shampoo!!!!!!!!! Okay so my friend walks into math and she tells me to smell her hair. When i did, i asked her why. She told me that her mom came into her room and asked if she wanted this "ham" shampoo. P-chan said that she wouldn't use anything that had a face. But then she saw the label, and she realised she said "hemp" not "ham." So she was talking about her new pot shampoo. She went the whole day smelling her weed hair. I think it smelled funny, but whatevs.
For the full story go to tangosplash.weebly.com!!!!!!!!(her blog!!!!!)
User Reviews
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-13 19:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, i got the idea from Ranma 1/2 actually. It's really not that bad for a 13-year old to read that. his grandpa changes in to a panda, he changes into a girl, and his enemy turns into a pig (P-chan). Riley(P-chan) also goes by george(from harry potter[Lila is fred]), and iwas messing around and we came up with nicknames(i'm mi-chan).....
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-01-13 03:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG this is the best alter in a while
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2009-01-13 01:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why halo thar (\/)
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-01-13 00:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say you weren't very bright, but it seems you've been informed.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ranma 1/2? Seriously, a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL QUOTING RANMA 1/2???!!!! You may as well have her quote Kate&Ally or The Facts of Life.
Not that I know anything about it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Which... surprisingly enough... is the nail in this alter's coffin. I'd explain, but I'm mortified that I know. :(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your alter friend is named after a cartoon pig?..
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2009-01-12 20:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2009-01-12 20:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your friend's mom hot? Does she like to smoke-then-fuck-then-smoke-then-fuck?
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-12 19:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwwwwwwww, you guys are so nice!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fucking die.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a very, very bad alter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CEASE AND DESIST
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-12 08:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you are so fucking boring.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-01-12 06:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You FAIL.
On another note, my trainers are made (almost) completely of hemp. I R Winner.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
deadjournal is thatta way, kiddo --->
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and you DO realize the utterly evil, hellish torrent that you'll unleash on your friend's blog by posting it here, do you not? Uberusers absolutely trashed a website devoted to newborn babies' pics, for god's sake. Do you think your (soon to be former) friend is safe?
tangosplash.weebly.com - oh man... it's a good thing I'm above such things.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi Megan!
Just dropping by to tell you that your posts still reek of whiny child. This is not a blog, honey. The kiddie section is over at livejournal. If you try writing a story or something that has nothing to do with your bloody boring life or "friends", we might be a little more receptive.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-11 22:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hemp.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not dallas
...i have a toothache...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Dallas.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weird but funny comparison...
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you dumb bitch, hemp is not pot, it's ROPE
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Hemp isn't rope, you fucking moron, it's a plant that can be used to make rope, among many other things.
That's like saying cotton is a T-shirt that reads "I'm with Stupid" like all your friends wear when they're with you.
stfu
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I clicked the links...they're really not that horrible.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, ok..
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, N S F W Below!
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this one is much MUCH more appropriate, given the subject at hand.. http://gallery.g-cash.biz/galimg/54/l/18.jpg
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the last of your stuff I'm going to read, as I suspect I'm getting dumber each time I click a post of yours. Try, please try, to not be so universe-shatteringly insipid. The fate of Uber depends on you.
Here, because I also suspect you cannot spell "dictionary.com" properly. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/insipid
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
King, that is such a stupid link, you could have picked a less descreet one...
GODCHICKEN, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-11 19:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you dumb bitch, hemp is not pot, it's ROPE
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Doodles, young sir (currently known as Eric D. Rice)... I would NEVER lie on Ubersite!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the most NSFW soundling link ever kaos.
i don't believe you.
Also I haven't gotten an e-mail megan
Why don't you want to be a model?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We must be nice to Megan.
She's a 13 year old Korean girl adopted by American Parents and is bi-curious.
Here's a picture ------> SFW!!! http://www.hot-nudegirls.com/images/girls-kissing.jpg
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Script testing.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, so i looked up OathMeal, i didn't really read his stuff..whatever..
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you purposely spelling oatmeal wrong?
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Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you purposely spelling oatmeal wrong?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, oathmeal
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, i really don't want to know what you you use while fingering urself!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the same stuff I use to maturebate I mean lather my sexy body with?
If you're going for a post record, I'm going for a comment record...
Oh, there's my son, I have to go now.
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Maturebate? You picking up old folks again?
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fix'ed
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the same stuff I use to masturbate* (I was so excited to type the word I originally misspelled it) I mean lather my sexy body with?
If you're going for a post record, I'm going for a comment record...
Oh, there's my son, I have to go now.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-11 18:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the same stuff I use to maturebate I mean lather my sexy body with?
If you're going for a post record, I'm going for a comment record...
Oh, there's my son, I have to go now.