Misogyny, bitch! (610 hits)
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Submitted by Erosion dRoolz (View user info) at 2009-01-11 21:05:49 EST
Okay, yeah. Chicks in general are pissing me off.
First, the chick at work. Bitch, you need to learn that it's not sexist to choose me over you for a job when I actually get it done. Spending seven hours on something it takes me 35 minutes to do is NOT FUCKING AWESOME WORK. It's bad enough you can barely handle the stuff you're supposed to do anyway without you trying to take my position just because you want to see what it's like to not have someone breathing down your neck all day. They leave you alone already because it takes you SIX FUCKING WEEKS to finish a conversation.
Then the bitch at the party. Bitch, you are a dumb Jewish whore. A disgrace to all the hebrews and shebrews out there. Who cares that you visited Isreal? I went to Canada, you dumb jizztrap. No one gives a fuck. Plus your lisp makes you sound like you have down syndrome.
The whore downtown. Bitch, you're not as good looking as you think you are. First, you're like seven feet tall. And the guy you're trying o get with is like 5'2". With a lap pinky. Ew. No taste on so many levels.
The twats who won't stop calling my best friend. Bitches, there's a reason he tries to block your calls. You treat him like shit and he doesn't have the guts to tell you off. That's why you always hear me in the background saying "punch her in the titties the next time you see her!" or "kick her in the vagina!"
I guess that's it.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-18 18:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very 'meh'.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-18 18:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls, it's on
All the pretty girls in the world and the ugly girls, too
Cause to me you're pretty anyways, baby
You gimme your number
I call you up
You act like your pussy don't interrupt
I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem with you not fucking me
Baby, you know I'll take care of you
'Cause you say you got my baby and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? No, it's bad, bitch
For good or bad makes you switch
So I walk on over with my Cristal
Bitches [N Word!] put away your pistols
Bemis won't be havin' it in this house
'Cause bitch, I'll cripple your style
Now that you've heard my calm voice
You can get another [N Word!], hoochie won't get moist
If you wanna look good and not be bummy
Girl, you better give me that money
Hoo!
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
(Oh oh oh)
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
(I said oh oh oh oh)
Baby, I got your money
(I said oh oh oh oh oh)
Yo, so I glanced at the girls
Girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear, "You wanna be with me?"
You wanna look pretty, though, in my video
Old Bemis on the hat and I'll let you all know
Just dance if you're caught up in the Holy Ghost trance
If you stop, I'll put the killer ants in your pants
I'm the MAB, as you can see
FBI, don't you be watchin' me
I don't want no problems 'cause I'm puttin' you down
In the ground where you cannot be found
I'm just Beem Dawg tryin' to make some money
So gimme my streaks and gimme my honey
Radios play this all day every day
Recognize I'm a fool and you loooove me
None of you [grunt] better look at me funny
[Grunt] You know my name, now give me my money!
Hey, dirty
(Sing it!)
Baby, I got your money
(Sing it, girls!)
Don't you worry, I said hey
(Sing it right now!)
Baby, I got your money
(Yo, if Bemis wants his money, just give him his money)
Hey, dirty
Baby, I got your money (That's how I like it, girl)
Don't you worry, I said hey (Oh)
Baby, I got your money
Sexy sexy sexy
Oh oh
Sexy sexy sexy
Oh oh
Sexy sexy sexy
Oh oh
Sexy sexy sexy
Oh oh oh
Yo, well [N-word!] playin' in the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out, let me hold it tight
You're looking at my wrist saying, "It's so nice!"
The price, bitch, is diamonds; shining disco light
You better help me solve my problem
Or I'll get this money and rob them
Lucky dog when I won the lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying.. rollos?
You can call me Bemis and then lift up your skirt
And if you want this Bemis, God made Beem and Beem will bust your ass
Stop annoying me
Yeah, I play my music loud
It takes the bastard old Beem just to move the crowd
They say he had his balls in his mouth
Cisco Adler taught me that back in the house
But give me my money!
Hey, dirty
(Gimme that money)
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money
(Why can't you give me the money?)
Hey, dirty
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
(I want my money)
Baby, I got your money
Hey, dirty
(Give me my mother fucking money, bitch)
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money
(Just give me my money)
Hey, dirty
Baby, I got your money
(Just give me money)
Don't you worry, I said hey
(I would like the money)
Baby, I got your money
(Please!)
Hey, dirty
Baby, I got your money
(Give me my money, my money, my money, my money, my money, my money, my money)
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money
(Give it!)
Hey, dirty
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money
Hey, dirty
(I think you understand what I want at this point in the song)
Baby, I got your money
(It's just some money)
Don't you worry, I said hey
(Give it to me)
Baby, I got your money
(Alright)
Hey
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-18 18:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2009-01-18 14:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does this mean you want to have sex with your friend?
+2 for coming out to uber.
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I'm not Banky fuckin' Edwards.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's IT? WTF do you mean, that's IT?!? That's not misogyny, you dumb prick. Those are specific bitches that you actually hate. If you hated your car as much as you hated them, you'd have 3 new tacky hood ornaments and some great conversational gambits. Tell me why you hate ALL bitches, the common denominators that send you into a frothing, gibbering, screaming for blood frenzy and then I'll rate your misogyny. Quit whining about these bitches to US. We're not gonna do anything about it and you won't, either, because you have something in common with those bitches: you all have large burbling KY encrusted vaginas.
GROW A PAIR!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-12 15:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitches man, Bitches.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-12 11:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
link whoring
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114215
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I laughed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does this mean you want to have sex with your friend?
+2 for coming out to uber.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I work in an office with 7 females. It's hell.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
l-lap pinky?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-11 22:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Women: I don't understand them but I find some aspects of them absolutely fascinating.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115406
The research continues...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-11 22:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
admit you're gay. no problem.
bitch.
Submitted by ohmygoshRoyMustang (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohmygosh, this was funny XD
Submitted by tHEbiGNOthINg (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a CHICK,but i like the fact that u said how ya felt, and you amd eit so much more fucking hilarious by doing so. But not all chicks are bitches(like me!!)
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-11 21:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone needs a hug!
:)