THUPA ROUND FOUR: ... undercase letters to keep this one from FUCKING DISAPPEARING INTO THIN ARIR AND FUCK SAYING BACK BUTTON WHEN MY TIME HAD EXPIRED SHIT DICKING CUNT MOTHERFUCKER OF A WHORE WHORE WHORE CUNT (630 hits)
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Submitted by random user (View user info) at 2009-01-11 23:59:25 EST
sliding headfirst, headlong under the wire
through the muck and dust and mire, roadrash, gravel burnt,
nick of time
skin of your teeth
that's no way to live your life, kid
looking for a light at the end of a tunnel that caved in before it was ever dug proper
and besides the sun burnt out a long time ago
steady steady steady
and then it FLARES
eating everything in its path
and not bothering to leave shit behind
plans are the property, the domain, the dominion
of chickenshits
cowards thinskinned motherfuckers scared of a little self examination
fuck your routine...
and she said, 'you're my best friend
and that's why i love you
and he said, 'you're my only friend
and that's why i hate you'
and they sat in the dark
alone together
her hands danced
birds
carving silhouettes and nothing else but illusion
he stared
a thousand yards ahead at nothing
you have to love yourself
because you can't rely on anyone else to love you
who will save us?
save yourself
motherfucker
save yourself
motherfucker
save yourself
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-10 04:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im bored of reviewing your posts now
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-15 13:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you created an entire label just for the purpose of -2ing all of my posts and I'M the mean one?
I hate you more.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 00:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wives make us gay, apollo. don't marry the jew.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-14 17:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sing at my wife with my mind
LOL
ghey
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-13 10:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wishing i could be there....Hmmm Heroin.Almost as good as teh gheyzex.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well guess what, berty?
no heroin for you.
thank you mr redskies. i often neglect capitalisation. commas are a weakness of mine, however, and i use them whenever possible. if i had won this round, my next entry was going to be all about the gloriousness of commas. and heroin.
OH AND HI THERE FEY, IT SEEMS WE HAVE EXTRA CRUMPETS AND HEROIN, BECAUSE BERTY CAN'T SEE GENIUS WHEN IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS PAKI FACE.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad - and I'm not normally a fan of poetry.
It's just an excuse to not capitalise shit isn't it? And say bollocks to commas.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good, 'cos I'm kinda hanging out here. Not for the heroin, for the crumpets.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is like Our Lady Peace.
Our Lady Peace are the worst band in the northern hemisphere. They are even worse than Kiss.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MAKE UBER A HAPPIER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!!!
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:)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shadow told me she'd shank you for a half smoked marlboro menthol.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah..good ol' linkwhoring. Remember when that felt relevant somehow?
Aw come on- whys it gotta be SHADOW? You know I'd take an uber bullet for you man..but we're both East Coast- I think that might be against our code. I'll talk to some people.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
yeah but i got them the good old fashioned way. whoring, whoring, whoring.
no bored at work to inflate mine.
you and i are at about the same hits to post ratio if you take away the one you had.
also, you whore your regular posts better than me.
now don't try and be insulting. see if you can get some people with alters to cheat me to victory so i can compete in the final of this contest and continue to bring joy to uberusers the world over.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 181K hits? Psh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 23:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see THIS is why i participated in this contest.
without my posts and reviews and reviewers, well and maybe some of beeltea's shit too, this thing would have been entirely devoid of any fun.
I MAKE UBER A HAPPIER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You make typos CONSTANTLY you stupid asshole. Someone needs to install a fucking breathalyzer on your computer, I'm betting you'll be on a LOT less.
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Great observations from a cuntsuck too stupid to post.
:D
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You make typos CONSTANTLY you stupid asshole. Someone needs to install a fucking breathalyzer on your computer, I'm betting you'll be on a LOT less.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, my most heartfelt apologies for making a fucking typo. My first one EVER, you brainless young pup.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, iddy, smack me around! I want it. I need it!
Not up to it? Fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least I can spell "fucking", Bubba.
Now brush your tooth, help Grandma Bubba take the laundry off the clothesline, blow out the lights and turn in for the night.
Tell your niece to "move over" and "break out with some of the blanket".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-12 22:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 21:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba, im about the only person on this site that hasnt had a go at you, even when youve been at your most stupid and completely unfunny.
do you REALLY want me to start as well?
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Heh. Yes, I do. Gimmie your best shot, you Aussie cunt. Stick to facts.
Slap it to me, fag.
Oh, and it's person WHO, not 'that' dumbass. . . .
I can hardly wait. . . .
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 21:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba, im about the only person on this site that hasnt had a go at you, even when youve been at your most stupid and completely unfunny.
do you REALLY want me to start as well?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-12 20:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever notice how the intelligent people here rate well on a good post, but Shlongy slams it?
What does that say?? HUH???
It says that Shlongy is a fuckign moron, but not quite as stupid as iddqd. But then, no one is. . . . ..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-12 18:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S -2 DAY ON UBER!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 17:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thank you, rorrim, experima, fey, ballare, monkeys, sage, rob, and OF COURSE the always delightful ei.
you are all lovely people and are invited to a tea party at my house.
next sunday @ noon.
we'll have crumpets.
and heroin.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-12 16:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING SHIT DICKING ARIR CUNT
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-12 15:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-12 15:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a pleasing personality.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-12 14:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plans are the property, the domain, the dominion
of chickenshits
cowards thinskinned motherfuckers scared of a little self examination
***********
Loved the above.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the only thing that could make this better is if linus came and reviewed it 1000 times.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU are TURNING into me, slowly BUT SURELY you are TURNING INTO ME
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That there is a fine collection of interestingly formatted words, chum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the only thing that could make this better is if linus came and reviewed it 1000 times.
A MAN CAN DREAM.
hi sacrilicorice. why are you awake?
my excuse is tequila and cigars.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol @ below
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget your impotence in titling procedures.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-12 03:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget you have horrible taste in music, can't cook, and have no tangible goals.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there was a good bit more before i IDIOTed the thing up and re-did this bit of it in a hurry to meet a deadline for a contest that i really should have been catcalled and booed out of in round one.
actually, the italics bit is a part of some thing i sing when i play the banjo or guitar and sing at my wife in my mind, the rest is just swirling bits of electricity in the brain meat.
but in the end it doesn't matter because i'm horribly fat and unloveable and ugly. my penis is probably below average girth and length as well and i have no sense of humour or any disposable cash. and i'm probably very stupid, but i'm too stupid to know it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fair enough, good response.
i think the words work well as a poem and with some judicious editing could be very well publishable. if you have more words like i would suggest writing down more.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
and idd, my aussie friend, just in case you aren't just poking fun at me, which is incredibly easy to do as i don't give a shit about much of anything (a good life philosophy) and so often refuse to try and discern facetiousness or sarcasm, where else would i put anything that my brain spewed out?
these words can go here as well as anywhere else as i don't need anyone to care about them in any way because they made me smile at the moment i made them.
now? they exist as a placeholder for me to type nonsense bullshit at people who bother to read them.
that is great good fun and it makes me as happy as i can be.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-12 01:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want all caps in the title just put in a single lower case L for a single upper class I. They look exactly the same and it will effectively read all caps.
Dumbass.
Choke yourself.
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haha
i wonder which guy this is i pissed off in the past? before you protest too much at this assertion that you are a pathetic loser, wronged in the past and here now to get your revenge against the evil uber bully, just remember that i don't give a fuck beyond laughing at your silly little strike against 'the man.'
lol
ps, i am well aware of the no caps thing. i had no title and my original thing only had the THUPA bit in there when i accidentally hit enter key after finishing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im a cocksmack who is always right.
__________________________
**waves at IDDQD in his lil' fantasy world**
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im a cocksmack who is always right.
heres a 2 for wasting your words here.
if i had a criticism (not that you want it, probably) it would be that im not sure if its a poem or its song lyrics. yes, yes i know song lyrics can be a poem and vice versa (hence lyric poetry), but really they are two different things, and you know exactly what i mean.
which is it?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IDDQD is a cocksmack.
but this was good.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-12 02:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you actually wrote this, i am both immensely impressed and bemused that you would bother putting it here, rendering it possible to be plagiarised from. i would suggest you try try and get it publised somewhere.
if it is in fact yours.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-12 01:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want all caps in the title just put in a single lower case L for a single upper class I. They look exactly the same and it will effectively read all caps.
Dumbass.
Choke yourself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 00:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
or, you know, lower case.
i was probably thinking of underwear.
you never want your jeans soak up ALL of the fart.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 00:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding bart, i love you.
how about a +2 for your old buddy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-12 00:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY BART, HOW'S ABOUT SUCKING MY DICK WITH YOUR CAPITALISATION 'oooh you're scaring me with caps, so no message for you' BULLSHIT YOU COCKSUCKER?
this is as much of this as i could remember after foolishly typing it in the submit box and then having bart's fucking cockassfuckcuntness eat the fucking thing.
less than half.
fuck you, bart, fuck you.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-01-12 00:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
!!!!!!!!