Well... Since Everybody's Posting Baby Pictures (1186 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2009-01-13 01:42:20 EST
Title: The Little Ooops
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-16 14:13:12 EST (#)
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Well thanks for speaking for him.
And, thank you for thanking me for stopping by.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-16 13:02:17 EST (#)
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I don't have a personal relationshit with Bart.
But thanks for stopping by!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-16 09:40:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-15 22:34:03 EST (#)
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I think you completely overestimate the extent to which Bart gives 2.56 shits about you.
Or this website for that matter.
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Just as long as no one overestimates the extent to which you think anyone gives a shit about your personal relationshit with Bart. Yes, relationshit.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-15 00:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-14 18:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-13 23:35:50 EST (#)
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Well no one else has said it so I'll give it a go:
Shenanigans?
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Good job! I can't believe it took this long.
You know I always like to come back to Uber by making a splash.
This is my best friend. :)
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I'd still hit it.
I'm so fucking lonely. :(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-14 21:36:52 EST (#)
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Shenanigans! I don't believe this for one second, considering the source
But it was a damn good play so +1 for that.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-14 18:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-13 23:35:50 EST (#)
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Well no one else has said it so I'll give it a go:
Shenanigans?
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Good job! I can't believe it took this long.
You know I always like to come back to Uber by making a splash.
This is my best friend. :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-14 13:32:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:21:03 EST (#)
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you appear to have cum in your belly
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:21:03 EST (#)
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you appear to have cum on your belly
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-13 23:35:50 EST (#)
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Well no one else has said it so I'll give it a go:
Shenanigans?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-01-13 20:19:09 EST (#)
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Good Job!
*thumbs up*
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-13 17:21:28 EST (#)
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Does anyone else find pregnant bellies attractive? Not Run a train on that ass attractive, but more.... cuddle up with it, put your cheek on it to see if you can feel a kick? Or was that just fetus farts? Little silent bubbles in the darkness..
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-13 16:56:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:33:09 EST (#)
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i AM super woman. I did, after all, only wait 9 days until having sex and only 14 until we had anal. that is WITH external piles too.
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Man, that's gross. Your husband/boyfriend/milkman/other must be a sex maniac to be able to get it up for an ass that has the exact size and appearance of a strawberry Bundt cake.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-13 16:53:59 EST (#)
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s'alright. i know you're good for it.
if not, I END YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE!!!
kidding :D
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-13 16:47:54 EST (#)
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AND THE BLANKETS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.
ps- I still need to send you some art. I'm bad.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-13 16:34:51 EST (#)
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i offer you a free personalized baby blanket. you tell me what colors you want, you get free blankie. also i have a thing for pirate hat/booties.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:49:42 EST (#)
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Heehee I am only kidding. That is lucky though for a first kid, mine screamed 16 hours a day and did my nut in. I think the more relaxed bout em you are the easy they are.
my toddler is driving me mad however.
little shit.
my baby is jesus, by the way. ;)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:44:28 EST (#)
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heh... dude.
Your kid is new - not everything on uber is a pissing match, silly. Just givin' you an update.
We had months of 3-4 hour stretches - tops.
OH, and my kid just solved the global economic meltdown right before her last poop.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:40:41 EST (#)
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Ha ha. You should eat your baby.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:37:24 EST (#)
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oh really rob? well mine knows latin and can tap dance
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:33:42 EST (#)
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Lucky!
Ours is going down about 7 and sleeping to 8 - with a quick snack around 2 as well.
We are rather pleased as well.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:33:09 EST (#)
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he feeds and stays awake during the day. i think sweet method, that by child 3 i have the whole baby thing nailed.
i AM super woman. I did, after all, only wait 9 days until having sex and only 14 until we had anal. that is WITH external piles too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:30:55 EST (#)
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He sleeps from 10 PM to 8 PM? What the hell squirted out of your vagina, a tree sloth?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:26:09 EST (#)
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do you people have fucking radar or what?
I mention method and out the woodwork he creeps.
Now you rob (but not so much creeping)
Rob my baby is soooo good. he sleeps from 10 pm until 8 pm waking on slightly at 2 am ish for a quiet feed. How lucky am I?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:24:08 EST (#)
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... and a double congrats for you O. Glad you finally had your foal.
: )
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:23:05 EST (#)
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Rob Berg your baby?
Are you that hard up for a witticism oh ye of gestational wonderment?
...and congrats Miss B, spawning is magnificent.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:22:41 EST (#)
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lol
he looks like max branning on eastenders just like every other baby
'cept the klingon forhead
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:19:14 EST (#)
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He must have come out looking like Benjamin Button, you were pregnant for so fucking long
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:18:09 EST (#)
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doesn't matter how long i was pregnant i still created life at the end of the day.
you think i should rob berg my baby?
MAYBE PUT THE UBER U ON HIS LITTLE KLINGON FORHEAD
oh hello caps
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:12:49 EST (#)
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Maybe you'll be pregnant for 94 weeks like Orphelia, that would be grand
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-13 15:11:12 EST (#)
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take the belly ring out NOW unless you want your hole stretched.
Hmmmm
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-13 14:50:31 EST (#)
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I went in the bathroom at lunch and jerked off to this picture.
maybe I'm just horny
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-01-13 12:46:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-13 11:53:45 EST (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-01-13 11:20:43 EST (#)
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congrats. it really hurts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-13 10:17:51 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-13 09:43:54 EST (#)
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Congrats. :)
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:45:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:23:08 EST (#)
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Alright, I'm going to need a screwdriver, lock pick set, and a nectarine.
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Phillips or flathead? Would an Alan key work?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:23:08 EST (#)
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Alright, I'm going to need a screwdriver, lock pick set, and a nectarine.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:15:46 EST (#)
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Maybe it's a tumor!
We could name it Tum-tum.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-01-13 08:05:49 EST (#)
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So, did it work? Did you finally get him to pop the question or will you have to settle for a bastard this time round?
Sorry, what I meant to say was CONGRATULATIONS!! Functional genitalia FTW!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-13 07:23:32 EST (#)
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL!!!
Yikes...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2009-01-13 07:16:32 EST (#)
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!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-13 07:13:44 EST (#)
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About the 7th month your navel will invert. You'll know because there will be terrible pain and an audible "POP!" When that happens, your piercings will shoot across the room, possibly putting out an eye.
I'm kidding. No, sorry, actually, I'm joking. You're kidding. http://www.instantrimshot.com
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-13 07:10:15 EST (#)
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i have a thing for pregnant chicks...I find this picture very erotic.
FYI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:33:42 EST (#)
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congrats and the best of luck x
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:27:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:48:40 EST (#)
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congratulations! i think. right? um im never sure what to say to pregnant ladies because if i got knocked up i'd punch someone in the face for congratulating me but I'm also terrified of children and the whole idea of having one myself. I'm sorry i am really not good at this but hi there! it's like getting a new puppy but for life. i like puppies. I'm doped up on pain meds right now and may vomit
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This is solid gold.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:22:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-13 06:21:25 EST (#)
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Do you think if your flexed your stomach hard in another month or two you could shoot your belly button ring at someone?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 05:44:35 EST (#)
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I will do. Sorry for not doing so sooner.
I am a failiure at emailing my friends. It is good that I don't live in the 19th century as I'd have been a rubbish misanthrope.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-13 05:07:11 EST (#)
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hey berty! im only back until i get better because I'm mostly stuck in bed and bored out of my mind for now but you have my email address so email me and all that fancy stuff sometime!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:56:04 EST (#)
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Today is looking up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:55:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:48:40 EST (#)
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congratulations! i think. right? um im never sure what to say to pregnant ladies because if i got knocked up i'd punch someone in the face for congratulating me but I'm also terrified of children and the whole idea of having one myself. I'm sorry i am really not good at this but hi there! it's like getting a new puppy but for life. i like puppies. I'm doped up on pain meds right now and may vomit
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Julie! You've come home!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:55:08 EST (#)
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The trees have sloughed off their skin and the gutters are choked with grime. Everyone's face shines with a waxy sheen of despair. Nobody has any new ideas.
What world are we giving to our children? Is there anything, anything at all, other than dissapointment and decay? Will they fill this ashen wasteland with bright lights, building cathedrals to squallor and rape? Will they disband and become nomads, searching for meaning but whatever they find will be irrelevant; nothing will ever grow in this soil.
The sun continues to beat down mercliessly. The land is awash with it's piss yellow glare. Unlike piss though, the glare is cold. Animals flop around the landscape, screaming, pausing only to attack one another and to vomit pilfered food into their desperate offsprings mouths.
If I was president I would start a nuclear war.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:48:40 EST (#)
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congratulations! i think. right? um im never sure what to say to pregnant ladies because if i got knocked up i'd punch someone in the face for congratulating me but I'm also terrified of children and the whole idea of having one myself. I'm sorry i am really not good at this but hi there! it's like getting a new puppy but for life. i like puppies. I'm doped up on pain meds right now and may vomit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:30:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:08:13 EST (#)
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moms shouldn't have pierced belly buttons
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Some would say that motherhood for a lady with a pierced belly button is inevitable.
I would say that it is better to be pregnant than to never ever be pregnant. God, today is depressing. All I can think about is fucking and death.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-13 04:08:13 EST (#)
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moms shouldn't have pierced belly buttons
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2009-01-13 03:29:21 EST (#)
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congrats
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:47:49 EST (#)
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Are you really pregnant?
Once I had a slightly heavy out of shape girlfriend. A female friend of her asked her if she was pregnant (no). Good times were had by all.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:45:48 EST (#)
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The Little Ooops
What a horrible name for a child. You're just cruel. :)
Congratulations and good luck.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:33:06 EST (#)
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u r fat
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:29:45 EST (#)
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Ok let's suppose for a minute that I was actually this fat and not pregnant... which... fat looks different than pregnant, so... BUT LET'S JUST SAY this were the case. I wouldn't post that on here.
<3 you miss Coley!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:22:01 EST (#)
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Oh my gosh! Congrats Berry! Pregnant or not, that's a cute belly! :)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:15:23 EST (#)
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Congfrabusayshells.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-01-13 02:02:27 EST (#)
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That's 9 weeks. Can you imagine how bad it's going to get?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-01-13 01:52:23 EST (#)
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Fo rizzle?