ADD09:R1 - Pairings & Titles (959 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-01-14 00:09:40 EST
Oh, my twisted lil' slut-sluts...
The players & the titles are below. Participants must write a piece of Flash Fiction No LESS than 100 WORDS and No MORE than 550 WORDS. Word count MUST be provided at the bottom of the post. NO poetry will be accepted, and any NSFW images must be properly labeled. A general rating system will be used, and there will NOT be any adjustments. Make SURE you link your post back here for full review.
I've given 2 extra days to work on entries: so, ROUND 1 will run until Friday, JAN. 23rd at 11:59pm EST with ratings accepted until Sunday, JAN. 25th at 11:59pm EST. ROUND 2 parings will go up the following Monday and run until that Friday, with the weekend to rate, and so on...
Here are the ADD09 players & titles for ROUND 1
#1 - MudWhistle VS Beeltea
"Eat My Cake"
#2 - GoneFiguring VS Scourge
"Golden Icepick"
#3 - EmissionImpossible VS Fey
"Bugs For Breakfast"
#4 - Offspring VS Snark
"One For The Sun"
#5 - Inion De Trua VS WhiskeyJack
"Swallowing People Whole"
#6 - FJ Bell VS Fallen
"Grandma In The Bus Station"
#7 - Sacrilicious VS KaosKing
"Blurry Polaroids Of Someone Naked"
#8 - BozzNC VS Orphelia
"The Evil Pigeon Of Norwich"
#9 - Banjo VS Skrapmetal
"Tennessee Jed"
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand you take bubba's -2 on my post and immediately disqualify it.
Pedophiles' votes don't count.
You Can Tell I'm Serious Because I'm Capitalizing Things.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120835
you can take your rules and slather them like pancake batter on your anus.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-23 14:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120834
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-19 23:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120771 Evil Pigeon of Norwich
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-17 08:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Lord I drink a lot huh? I totally missed that, I was used to things more like Gruber where you got the info for the round the week it was do.
On the plus side I'm cool cause I'm drunk a bunch right?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-17 08:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack- you have another week before deadline.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-17 06:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's too bad I feel disco now and like my title and the idea behind this, but yesterday was vury, vury hungover and the last thing in the world I was gonna do was write. Oh well.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-17 02:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
horse87 cheated
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-16 23:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My hangover told me not to write.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-16 07:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, fuckbags: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120718
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120701
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-15 03:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 18:58:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-14 13:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the smack did I end up in this?
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If you ever say this while I'm in the room, I WILL cry.
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It would be more like "How the smack did I get this lucky?"
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Rob Berg and now Saccy, this guy is slowly trampling all of my dreams!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-15 03:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bozznc - i don't know anything without pigeons? :)
i have a good idea for a round kk, to mix things up. well, i think it is a good idea.
don't just assign titles one round, give a rough plot outline per pair, i think it would be interesting to see two different takes on one theme.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-14 21:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-14 17:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was not aware of this contest, or i would have played
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Super NintendO special rOund:
Jesse aka NintendoCzar VS AsshOly
"Marching with Elephants"
(I already wrote mine ^_^)
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-14 17:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was not aware of this contest, or i would have played
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 13:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-14 13:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the smack did I end up in this?
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If you ever say this while I'm in the room, I WILL cry.
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It would be more like "How the smack did I get this lucky?"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-14 13:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the smack did I end up in this?
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If you ever say this while I'm in the room, I WILL cry.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The mention of breasts instigated an auto +2. What kinda titles did you have in mind?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pigeons kill with their mountains of shit. slow and sloppy death due to excrement vapors.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the smack did I end up in this?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hah. Silly sausage :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:38:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pigeons will peck your bloody toes off, if you wear sandals. Without socks.
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hence 'maim' and not 'kill'
thats it i am changing my title to oh bollocks i have been thinking it is KILLER pidgeon all day when in fact it is EVIL pigeon.
WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BLONDE TWATTING BIMBO??????
:(
this changes everything
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you think that's a good idea, do you? Right. Well, we'll see.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pigeons will peck your bloody toes off, if you wear sandals. Without socks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:34:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just dont think pigeons have it in them to kill.
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There's a great old (1930's) Robert E. Howard short story called 'Pigeons from Hell.'
In fact, you can read it here...
http://arthursclassicnovels.com/arthurs/howard/pighell10.html
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thanks jack. now i will condense it readers digest style and submit it as my own. NO insinuation of plagerism intended.
i just really have no idea. cant i just write about my kids or the time i thought i had cancer??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no fj, they can maim but certainly not kill. seagulls are the assasins of the skies.
hey bozznc wanna rebel against our title? i will show you my titties if we go with our own :)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just dont think pigeons have it in them to kill.
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There's a great old (1930's) Robert E. Howard short story called 'Pigeons from Hell.'
In fact, you can read it here...
http://arthursclassicnovels.com/arthurs/howard/pighell10.html
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm really not trying to be a dick to you or poke and prod at you, bell. it's just that that whole outburst is very uncharacteristic of how you normally present yourself here.
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I seem to have that effect on people here. . .
:-\
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:29:53 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just dont think pigeons have it in them to kill.
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You've obviously never tried to eat a sausage roll in George Square on a sunny day. Murderous bastards, they are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, of course i have an opinion, noodles!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just dont think pigeons have it in them to kill.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm really not trying to be a dick to you or poke and prod at you, bell. it's just that that whole outburst is very uncharacteristic of how you normally present yourself here.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, scourge has an opinion! What a huge surprise!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus, f.j. bell is whinging and pissing and moaning like a little girl.
it's a title for an online writing contest with no prize except maybe an auto -2 from shlongy.
and for someone who fancies himself a writer, you sure are going on and on about your lack of ability to creatively write. it's not hard to write to anything, dude.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
swallowing people whole?
really?
you dick :p
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:05:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least with 'Purple Daze' you could use your imagination to set it in a thunderstorm, or sunset or...something. 'Grandma in the Bus Station' basically screams out that some lonely old dude wants someone else to write erotica about a grandmother at a bus station so he can pant and slobber over it. There's really nothing else that can be done with it, no room to escape from the creepiness.
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I can think of several ways to render that title that have nothing to do with what you suggest. Think outside the box.
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Why don't you write them yourself then? And, fuck off.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least with 'Purple Daze' you could use your imagination to set it in a thunderstorm, or sunset or...something. 'Grandma in the Bus Station' basically screams out that some lonely old dude wants someone else to write erotica about a grandmother at a bus station so he can pant and slobber over it. There's really nothing else that can be done with it, no room to escape from the creepiness.
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I can think of several ways to render that title that have nothing to do with what you suggest. Think outside the box.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These were Bubba's suggestions:
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:54:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gas Station Pumpers
Michael Jackson Is My Hero!
I Have Checks Left, I'm Not Broke!
On The Road With Eric Rice
I'll Never Drink Buttermilk With Gin Again
Tire Slashing In The Ghetto
Bonk-eyed Brits Charity Ball
Purple Daze
Grandma In The Bus Station
Plastic Radishes
Back Of The Bus, White Boy
Golden Icepick
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Ridiculous. Apart from 'Purple Daze' and 'Golden Icepick', they are all completely useless to a writer. Anyway, I'll write mine and it will not have anything to do with grandmas or bus stations at all, so there :oP
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If they are completely useless to a writer then they should be pure gold for you.
:D
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least with 'Purple Daze' you could use your imagination to set it in a thunderstorm, or sunset or...something. 'Grandma in the Bus Station' basically screams out that some lonely old dude wants someone else to write erotica about a grandmother at a bus station so he can pant and slobber over it. There's really nothing else that can be done with it, no room to escape from the creepiness.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwww! You liked "Purple Daze!"
No, no... I thought "Grandma In The Bus Station" was a much better title.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These were Bubba's suggestions:
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-11 17:54:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gas Station Pumpers
Michael Jackson Is My Hero!
I Have Checks Left, I'm Not Broke!
On The Road With Eric Rice
I'll Never Drink Buttermilk With Gin Again
Tire Slashing In The Ghetto
Bonk-eyed Brits Charity Ball
Purple Daze
Grandma In The Bus Station
Plastic Radishes
Back Of The Bus, White Boy
Golden Icepick
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Ridiculous. Apart from 'Purple Daze' and 'Golden Icepick', they are all completely useless to a writer. Anyway, I'll write mine and it will not have anything to do with grandmas or bus stations at all, so there :oP
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i imagine my banana title will feature in latter rounds.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, just made this folder, too... http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/add09
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JUST to clarify... since quite a number of people wanted to play, but DIDN'T bother providing titles, I DID copy down the few that Bubba suggested.
Now, I'm not saying that all of his will he used - in fact, I only said title would be assigned in the first two rounds...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If i were you FJ, go off on a tangent and let the title play no part.
im going to bone up on flash fiction before my entry!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hardly, it's just a shit fucking title that offers precisely bugger all inspiration or intrigue. And anyway if you're too much of a dumb cunt to actually enter a story of your own, I struggle to see how your 'wacky' title suggestions hold any relevance.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA!!! I don't care what you wonderful lil' cunts do. I love you all!
You have the pairings, the titles, the rules and he deadline...
Write, my magnificent cum-dumpsters... WRITE!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 04:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Grandma In The Bus Station"? You're giving me a title that Bubba came up with? Are you actually joking? That's the problem with the world today - too many idiots and weirdos have an outlet to blether shite.
I'm pretty sure my story will have bugger all to do with grandmas or bus stations.
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Whassa matta, boobie? Too many words for you?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge - I'll be interested to read yours. You seem to have a good imagination. I have an idea for my story, but it may be a few days before I get it typed.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120675
BOOMshakalaka
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WheeeeeeeDoggies!
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Indeed.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 01:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rest assured my story will have no pigeon in it nor be set in norwich
who is bozznc? an alter?
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Far from an alter. Doesn't mean I have any talent. Easy win Orphelia! +2 to ya
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I may play, but only as a wild card as I don't expect to a) advance or b) rated fairly.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WheeeeeeeDoggies!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you all speak up?
I can't hear you over the sound of FJB kicking my ass in round one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 06:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
our deadline then is saturday 24th at 4 55am yeah? anyone?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-14 06:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the evil pigeon of Norwich, I believe you mean the fabled Giant Fakenham Gillimot-Buzzard?
There are no pigeons.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 06:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weet.
Banjo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_0639r5V00
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-14 05:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah, Fey is fantastic, stupid intelligent women she is.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-14 04:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be fun... Snottish person writing something Tennesse flavoured against the all American Skrappy... Hmm... What's a Jed anyway? A Jedi with his eye poked out?
I'll get my coat.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 04:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Grandma In The Bus Station"? You're giving me a title that Bubba came up with? Are you actually joking? That's the problem with the world today - too many idiots and weirdos have an outlet to blether shite.
I'm pretty sure my story will have bugger all to do with grandmas or bus stations.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-14 02:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I forgot about this. Oh well...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 01:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some one please be kind and work out the deadline gmt cos i am way too dumbass
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 01:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rest assured my story will have no pigeon in it nor be set in norwich
who is bozznc? an alter?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-14 00:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jack cheated
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 00:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saccy, don't make me molest you...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-14 00:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allow me to be the first to complain:
I HATE MY TITLE. I HATE TITLES. YOU CAN'T LIMIT MY ARTISTIC WHATEVS WITH YOUR RULES. I MAY HAVE HAD A DRINK OR THREE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WEEEEEEEEEEEP