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THUPA Finals (449 hits)

Category: None
Labels: thupa

Rating: 1.9 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2009-01-14 02:56:16 EST


The moment every THUPA contethtant dreamth of. That final moment when your dreamth of glory are rb ight there... within reach...

It is the Finals of the THird Ubersite Poetry extrAvaganza and I want to say this to our final brave competitors:

Your dreamth may latht...
and that'th okay...
But when you're running againthth the tiger,
Put it all on the line.

Good luck to the final poet laureate nominees!

Entrees are due by 11:59 next Monday. A Winnar will be declared @ 11:59 on Wednesday.


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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-18 15:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh sweet, it's due Monday. I thought it was due today. Now I have an extra 24hours to slack off.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 16:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh... really?

well this IS the first uber contest i didn't forfeit out of in like two years, so you should feel happy about that.

i know everybody else does.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not interesting now you're just bored.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 13:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh.

well.

hmmm.






why weren't you more interesting before?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-15 13:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i've always been this mean, you've just never paid so much attention to me before.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 12:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i couldn't do it without your expert advice on the subject matter.



when did you turn so mean?

i hate you.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-15 11:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you should create it!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 11:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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you are a homo and that site doesn't even exist.



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-14 18:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think what we all really need to focus on here is that beeltea fucked this whole thing up and should never be allowed to post or review again
--

This contest has been the greatest contest in the entire history of ubersite, including all versions of ubermadness, which no longer happens anymore.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-14 17:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh sheeet.

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-14 14:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, it can work that way too i guess.

so no problem, dude.



i think what we all really need to focus on here is that beeltea fucked this whole thing up and should never be allowed to post or review again, except to create tributes to me or to give me +2s.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, with o-toad out this contest is officially dead.

way to ruin it for everyone.

---

Thanks, honey.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, with scourge out this contest is officially dead.

way to ruin it for everyone.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-14 06:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

snagglepuss vs. shadow

FTW!!!!!!!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-14 02:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The heralded re-match!


Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark