ADD09 - Tennessee Jed (565 hits)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (View user info) at 2009-01-14 09:36:18 EST
Tennessee Jed (338 Words)
"They're already filterin' in. The place'll be full by tonight. You ready?"
"Yeah, getting' there. They're done settin' up the stages an' bringin' in the shitboxes."
"Every goddamned year more of these hippies show up for that show. It's almost not worth the trouble we go to, I tell ya, Clyde."
"I know, Jed. They all show up from the city an' camp in the holler for a week drinkin' an' smokin' weed an' poppin' pills an' screamin' an' all. If it wasn't for the jug sellin' we do I'd just as soon skip the whole thing. It does bring in the money so's we can buy feed for the pigs an' shoes for the young'uns."
"I guess, but damnation if it ain't a trial for what reward we get. Well, I gotta get to the shed; I got a few dozen more jugs to load on the truck by tonight. See you in the morning."
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"Mornin'. Jed. You got your jugs all set up?"
"Clyde. I'm parked over by the entrance. Best spot, I've noticed. Gonna be a big crowd this year."
"I seen your truck - I'm not far from you. I'll be ready when they're needin'."
"Gates open in an hour. We'd best get to it."
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"How'ya doin', Clyde?"
"Sellin' a few, Jed, but it's early. You?"
"Swamped. Line's six wide an' forty deep. I got my two boys workin' the counter an' my wife's bringin' more jugs."
"How y' manage that, when me an' all the others are so light?"
"Give 'em what they want, Clyde. Give 'em what they want. I'm expectin' to do right well this year."
"What you chargin' em?"
"Twenty dollars cash a jug."
"Twenty dollars? I'm not sellin' much at five. I guess you got what they want, alright. What makes your jugs so popular?"
"Tell ya what, Clyde, I'll let you try one. Come on over to the truck."
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"Here y'go, Clyde. A twenty-dollar jug."
"Well, damnation. Jed, you sure do give 'em what they want."
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-25 23:34:53 EDT (#)
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Very interesting.....
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-24 17:45:03 EST (#)
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I was thiking about going last year.
then i decided i liked air conditioning, reguarly priced good tasting food and a lack of idiots around me more than music i could listen to on my computer.
jazz feast rocks though.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-24 16:30:31 EST (#)
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"They all show up from the city an' camp in the holler for a week drinkin' an' smokin' weed an' poppin' pills an' screamin' an' all."
OhhhNooo!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:27:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:12:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-22 01:47:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustARide (user info) at 2009-01-17 05:52:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-16 23:28:06 EST (#)
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Typically one must start doing something before one may stop doing it, below.
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Hence why I said "TRYING" to be funny.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:49:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:44:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:44:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:43:51 EST (#)
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Not much of a story here Skrap. Nice enough.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-14 20:57:09 EST (#)
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And this is good and I'm going to huff like the girl I am and say this isn't fair!!! I mean... this is far more of a challenge for me, not knowing the subject and that... I cry FIX!!! No I don't really but come on?
I'm only saying this because I'm at a total dead end... trying to be clever but the clever as yet isn't amounting to anything! Woah Woah oh fucking no!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-14 20:32:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-14 16:12:34 EST (#)
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Jed
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-14 14:27:08 EST (#)
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Fuck this shit.
Tell me about your land.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-14 12:23:33 EST (#)
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well okay.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:40:55 EST (#)
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The only festival I've been to is 'Pee in the Dark'.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:38:42 EST (#)
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Damn, FJ, I'm older than you and I've been to Bonnaroo. Keep up, already.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:10:13 EST (#)
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Don't get this.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 11:04:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:45:47 EST (#)
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I liked it.. I'm only one state over from Tennessee, and you actually captured the local dialect quite well.
+2 for (Jugs+pills=Stoned Hippy Chicks)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:39:40 EST (#)
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in the uk jugs = boobies
i am confused but +2 for taking part
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In the hills, jugs are whiskey. Or boobies.
I grew up in Indiana and live in Florida now. I pretty much talk like that m'own self.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-14 10:32:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:48:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 08:37:44 CST (#)
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Like I told you, what I said: Better get back to Tennessee, Jed.
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Now write a song about this with that line in the chorus!
Like I said, WheeeeeDoggies!
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:45:47 EST (#)
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I liked it.. I'm only one state over from Tennessee, and you actually captured the local dialect quite well.
+2 for (Jugs+pills=Stoned Hippy Chicks)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:39:40 EST (#)
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in the uk jugs = boobies
i am confused but +2 for taking part
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-14 09:37:44 EST (#)
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Like I told you, what I said: Better get back to Tennessee, Jed.