ADD09--One For The Sun (514 hits)
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Submitted by Offspring (View user info) at 2009-01-15 13:37:11 EST
The microscopic photon fluttered with calculated accuracy as it needled through the diaphragm of the atmosphere, not knowing that this journey was a one way ticket inside the confines of this sphere. Inside the orb a magnetic field bounced the thing outward until it ricocheted off a blue, glass like surface.
"WEEEEE!" It thought as it was heading back to the murky orb from which it squeezed through.
This time it was denied access only to be pushed away back towards the terrain below, formations in the horizon small in comparison to the vast distances it traveled. It wasn't like anything the little photon had ever seen before. Down below, the glow seemed familiar, resembling the little photon's mother.
The photon crashed haphazardly into this behemoth formation, successfully ending its life as a photon and guaranteeing rebirth as a protein.
Over the next several hours, days, weeks, and even months the former proton was crushed, reprocessed, mangled, mutilated, chewed up, forced through walls, stacked in betwixt other creatures, but it never lost touch with where it was born. Somewhere, the little feller had a mother, although at this point the brainwashing had taken a toll. No longer did the once free particle remember where it came from, who it belonged to, or why it had been emitted.
Deep down inside the poor thing never lost hope.
It grew the best it could and did what the person in charge said to do.
It worked its way up in rank, hoping one day that it would remember—remember what brought it here.
A couple of weeks passed with few thoughts floating in and out, around and near, here and there.
Suddenly the feeling swept over it.
It darted to the top swiftly to sing, to blare out its purpose with all of its might. It came crashing down like a failed shuttle launch on the being and IT was apparently clear.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:31:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-15 15:12:10 EST (#)
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A neutron walks into a bar and buys a drink. He asks how much it'll be. The barman replies, "There will be no charge."
ba boom!
Thank Fallout for that piece of genius.
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I mean...I LOL'ed.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-15 15:19:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-15 15:12:10 EST (#)
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A neutron walks into a bar and buys a drink. He asks how much it'll be. The barman replies, "There will be no charge."
ba boom!
Thank Fallout for that piece of genius.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:57:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:49:12 EST (#)
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Word count, ftw...or Snark's comments = +2.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:33:28 EST (#)
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Nice imagery.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:15:02 EST (#)
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Anyone who gives this post a +2 is a fancy pants.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:12:00 EST (#)
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Ooh ooh look at me! My name is Offspring and I can put together original thoughts and spell and form coherent sentences with big words that I learned in school... a real school not a home school somewhere in Canada where my greasy uncle taught me to spell while bouncing me on his strangely uncomfortable lap all day. Oooh look at me, I'm literate.
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I hate you.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-15 14:02:15 EST (#)
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Who writes a story about Teddy Bears having a picnic?
This is utter crap. I especially hate the part where Damon finds out the baby is his and has to choose between Delilah or Mandy.
I woulda chose Mandy. I hear she makes a mean potato pancake.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-15 13:54:53 EST (#)
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Photon, proton, protein, whatever. I like it.