trouble in the field of war (250 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -2 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by beef=cake=mcgraw (View user info) at 2009-01-15 17:21:32 EST
The setting is south Iraq. Present day
Osama: Stupid americans. Little do they know, we aren't even in Iraq! Hahaha
Terrorist 1: Uhm, sir?
Osama: What!?
Terrorist 1: The headline says we are in south Iraq...
Osama: Well the headline is wrong! (Shoots Terrorist 1) Now! Where was I?
Terrorist 2: *To Terrorist 3* present day Iraq. (They quietly giggle)
Osama: What the HELL is so funny!?
Terrorist 2: UHM..uh..his zipper is undone!
Terrorist 3: What the hell are you talking about? He asked where we were and you said present day Iraq.
Osama: we are not there! I changed it!
Terrorist 2: But...its still the same..
Osama: NO! I CHANGED IT!
Terrorist 3: Looks like it is the same.
Osama: I would kill you if I didn't have any respect for you two idiots!
Terrorist 2: I love you...
Terrorist 3: HOMO! Kill him!
Osama: DIE FAGGOT! (They both shoot him repeatedly)
Later in hell...
Terrorist 2: Where are my virgins?
Large prisoner: I aint been with a woman in a really, REALLY long time. (Pulls down pants)
Terrorist 2: Oh sweet Allah...
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-15 21:12:33 EST (#)
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Sometimes I really hate this fucking website.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-15 21:10:02 EST (#)
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wildman has a date with his fist
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-15 18:26:20 EST (#)
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WILDMAN TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE. WE NEED A KOUP DEE GRASS HERE!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-15 18:17:27 EST (#)
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swing and a miss
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-15 17:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-15 17:31:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-15 17:28:58 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-15 17:23:28 EST (#)
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hang on, are you a PROFESSIONAL comedian
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-01-15 17:23:00 EST (#)
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