Don't you hate it when... (416 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.54 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Medley of Evil (The Anti-Emo) (View user info) at 2009-01-17 03:07:48 EST
It has about a month since my girlfriend and I broke up and I've decided it's time I started dating again. I'm constantly on the lookout for attractive available chicks, but so far I've had no luck. However, Wednesday I was in my computer science class and this hot blond chick sits down in the seat next to me and first I think to myself, "what the hell is a girl who looks like that doing in computer science?" Computer science is usually reserved to the likes of asians, fat ugly fucking disgusting guys, guys in their thirties who go back to school so they can get a decent paying job, and a handful of random regular guys like myself. So I talk to her a little and find out that she is a Graphic Design major and the course is required.
Today though she sat next to me again and flirted with me during most of the class. I'm a fairly good looking guy so it's not a shocker that she's interested in me. I decide that next class I'm going to ask her out when she's picking up her books to leave to catch her off-guard and increase my chances that she'll agree to a date. Tonight I decide to do a little research on Facebook to make sure she isn't already taken and so I don't end up with an awkward situation. I only knew her first name so it took a little scrolling and squinting at the tiny profile pictures to find her, but sure enough....
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-17 13:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, you're over-reacting. It's probably her brother or cousin or something.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-17 13:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cool
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-17 12:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu & gtfo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-17 10:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
like OMG!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-17 09:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blog it
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-17 08:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Posting that you found out the girl you like is taken after stalking her on facebook is kind of emo, dude.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-17 07:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2009-01-17 07:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 things -
1, who cares if she is with someone else, ask her out anyway. some of the best poon i have ever had has been attached poon (i am looking forward to hell so fuck you)
2. planning when to ask for the date to catch her off gaurd? JESUS man, why dont you just throw a fucking potato sack over her head in the car park and zip tie her hands together and then ask her for a date before the chloroform takes effect? on second thoughts, stop over analysing and give it a go.
PEACE the love dr. aka HotDogma
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-17 07:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just plain Ugn...
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-01-17 06:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-17 04:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, Method.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2009-01-17 03:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*It has been about
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Don't you hate when.....you fuck up the first sentence lol