Deep thoughts about police funerals. (297 hits)
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Submitted by Tony (View user info) at 2009-01-17 21:39:00 EST
OK, we've all seen a police funeral either on TV or movies etc. What is it with the bagpipes and the scottish/irish drums?
What if the cop was black? Do they still whip out the bagpipes? Do they get Zulu masks and Shakademus costumes and woooo boogie boogie witch doctor it up?
If the cop was a guinnea? Is it a bunch of caffones in velour jogging suites and greasy hair?
If the cop was a homo, is it a bunch of cops in speedos and glitter?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-18 03:55:22 EST (#)
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I GAVE YOU THE GOOGLE LINK WITH 463 LINKS THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND EXPLAIN WHY YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE RETARD
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Submitted by DietCoke (user info) at 2009-01-18 03:30:35 EST (#)
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Why am I a douche for posting this? Cops die, when they do it's a Irish/Scottish theme. It's cool if the cop was Irish/Scottish but what if he was a gook, a nigger, spic, sand nigger/towel, etc. Is it still a Irish/Scottish theme?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-18 02:49:20 EST (#)
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What if you weren't such a fat fucking douche? Would you still post this bullshit on Uber?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-18 02:33:23 EST (#)
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What if like you were hit by a cop only he was a bad cop y'know? And like he was stoned but you were like the only one who knew he was a bad cop? And like he was all up in your face sayin how he was gonna burn down your house and you were all like DUDE! You hit me! But then he drove off and you knew there was no way you could get to your house in time to save all babes sleeping there? And then some Puerto Ricans stole all your shit?
That would suck man.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-01-18 01:38:43 EST (#)
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Man, that is some deep shit. I was just thinking what if it was a cop who went bad and became a crim? what then? Now I'm questioning everything.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-18 00:51:04 EST (#)
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Deep?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-18 00:05:50 EST (#)
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I bet you ate roughly 25 double cheese burgers from mcdonalds while typing this, fatass
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-17 23:05:00 EST (#)
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If you had your own TV show you'd be cancelled after like three episodes
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-17 22:44:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-01-17 21:57:18 EST (#)
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BOOOOO when did Uber become such a snore fest?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-17 21:44:12 EST (#)
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There's a reason for that.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-01-17 21:42:11 EST (#)
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I laughed like a retard at this.