Aye Chiuahuah! (2168 hits)
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Submitted by BerZerK (View user info) at 2003-08-14 13:12:52 EDT
Hey Ubers!
Just posting to let you know that my recovery is going great.
I am healing much faster than I though that I would.
And I am finding out that the best part about being sick is all
the PRESENTS!!
Yesterday, I got a PUPPY! He is a Chiuahuah. He's only 10 weeks old.
Here is is photo.. Help me name him. I was thinking Bastian, or something
that is a people name. I HATE doggie names like Fi Fi and Rufus.
-BerZ
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Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:46:27 (#)
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ahahahaha i love chiuahuahs, i have one too named Bruiser
How do you it got its name? *sticks foot out*
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:46:27 EDT (#)
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ahahahaha i love chiuahuahs, i have one too named Bruiser
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:28:52 EDT (#)
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Meooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:05:03 EDT (#)
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CUUUUUUTE
Ehem. Red meat.
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-04-09 02:00:03 EDT (#)
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I love those dogs.. they're great
I buy them all the time. We usually play soccor for a bit and when it gets too soft to kick around I sell them to Mr Wong. Wong sells the best chicken tenders around, not too keen on his dim sums tho coz they taste furry.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:38:40 EDT (#)
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I intend to get a Welsh Corgi named either: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cockblock, or Shitbreak.
Try something like Biggus Dickus. Just kidding, I doubt you don't have a name after a year.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:25:15 EDT (#)
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Except for kicking practice.
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shut up plz
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:13:22 EDT (#)
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I recommend "snakc for Falcos dog" as a name, for christ sake my cat could beat up that dog and then eat it. Small dogs have no purpose. Except for kicking practice.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:11:41 EDT (#)
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if it were my puppy i would name him Bazel
Submitted by jewlia durand <jkdurands.at.aol.com> at 2004-04-08 21:59:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-02-08 20:28:20 EST (#)
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THat dog looks like a Milo to me.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-08 20:18:08 EST (#)
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I love chihuahuas.
I have one named Atari, and my mom has her brother named Pedro. Total cuteness.
Submitted by Veronika <vmarruffo2.at.excite.com> at 2004-01-16 12:10:16 EST (#)
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ok my dog is a chiuahuah and like she got out 1 day so like she was in heat at the time... now she is pregnant but a miniuture doberman pincher do you think i will be able to sell them? if so how much should they go for? my dog (betty) looks like the taco bell dog and the other dog is a red color.... so how much do you think?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:24:08 EDT (#)
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aaaaaaaaaaaw maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan NOTHING turns me into a puddle of gushiness like a baby animal! DAMMIT! grrrrrrr!
That is one cutie!
Batman- you can make him fly around the room and say stupid things.
OR
Beowulf (or Beowoof?)
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:22:59 EDT (#)
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Last dog I owned, I called it 'Meathead.' That was a good name for that dog.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:07:36 EDT (#)
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Holy crap is that cute. Remember... I have a chihuahua too. :-)
Submitted by Jumpstart (user info) at 2003-08-21 14:24:32 EDT (#)
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Fruitbat?
Kinda looks like one. Not trying to be derogatory but succeeding posibly.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-17 03:42:28 EDT (#)
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Hope you're doing better berz.
In honor of the fact that he is brightening up your life while you are recuperating from the surgery on your leg, why not name him "Rod"?
Get better! :)
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-16 21:41:50 EDT (#)
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D'OH!!
*Captain DOGbreath.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-16 21:40:56 EDT (#)
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Kitty.
Pero.
Mike.
Kicking tee.
Yo Quero.
Snot.
Commander Poochious.
Burrito.
John Elway.
Cheech.
Shithead.
Snickelfritz.
Captian Digbreath.
Shakey.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-08-16 12:37:01 EDT (#)
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good luck on the recovery!
well, i am naming MY dog (as in dont steal this fuckers) 'nation', because no one else would think of it without my help. also... its a cool name for a dog
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-16 12:30:00 EDT (#)
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Doing OK Andy...
Just crutchin it for a while.
I don't get out much.
-BerZ
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-16 12:20:22 EDT (#)
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oh man, Berz.... you are SO. GAY.
=)
glad to hear you're doing well. are you in any pain?
hang in there, buddy.
Submitted by karma_chameleon (user info) at 2003-08-16 12:02:04 EDT (#)
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Ah, thanks for the two on my post. That dog is just begging to be named Rico Suave, Rico for short, of course.
Submitted by athena (user info) at 2003-08-15 12:19:35 EDT (#)
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Let us know what you decide though.
Please dont' keep us in suspense too long.
PS GET well soon
Submitted by athena (user info) at 2003-08-15 12:11:37 EDT (#)
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Simon
Submitted by d3rtypaws (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:12:10 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the recovery. Good to know you are doing better. How about Baxter?
>^,,^<
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:07:57 EDT (#)
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This picture is pretty blown up.
His head is about the size of a small tangerine.
He is so tiny.
Thanks for all the suggestions.. I'll let you know when I decide.
-BerZ
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-08-14 21:09:03 EDT (#)
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by the way i know that the characters name was ren, you pedantic fuckers.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-08-14 21:08:08 EDT (#)
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i cant believe no one has gone for the obvious answer. i wil venture it:
stimpy!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-14 20:22:10 EDT (#)
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Lenny the Bruce.
Submitted by notTOOshabbyeh (user info) at 2003-08-14 18:57:18 EDT (#)
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Bewford...name it Bewford...or eugine
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-08-14 18:45:26 EDT (#)
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Call him Titan
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-14 18:24:08 EDT (#)
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Manfred.
Don't know you, but certainly wish you a full recovery.
Good luck!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-14 18:04:07 EDT (#)
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Call him Steve.
You and Loren have doggies in common now!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-14 17:56:52 EDT (#)
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Medium-rare
thats a good name...
Submitted by chinkydiva (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:43:37 EDT (#)
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It's not as cute as the female one. Damn names.
I'm not going through anymore damn dog names with you.
Call it Bruiser after the one in Legally Blonde.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-08-14 16:23:14 EDT (#)
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all doubts regarding your sexuality have been officially removed.
You are admittedly gay, now you have proven it with allowing a fru-fru rat dog into your life.
Be different, don't go with some goofy Neverending story name like Bastian.
Call him something completely unusual... Like ... Uhm...
Grampa Jones
-Turtle
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:32:41 EDT (#)
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You could name him Bill. When he is insolent, you could call him William!
Submitted by Lear Jet at 2003-08-14 15:16:27 EDT (#)
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i agree with karma...rico suave would be a great name for that dog
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:08:54 EDT (#)
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Name him either Archamedes, or Praxis (latin for the word "action")
Submitted by karma_chameleon (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:33:37 EDT (#)
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gah! Is that a cute little puppy in a.... trash can?! Animal abuse, you turd. Anyways, that adorable, trashy pup needs a mexican name. Like Carlos or Nacho. Or Salsa. Or Rico Suave.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:15:59 EDT (#)
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How about 'Rat', or 'Its almost a dog, but not quite', or even 'Look what my cat spit up'. Chihuahuas barely count as dogs, they're more like a rat/dog cross. Why not feed them to hawks, it would be better than forcing people to put up with yippy, annoying rat-dogs.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/106863p-96643c.html
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:15:03 EDT (#)
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Why not just call the dog San Juan? Juan? Pablo? Paco?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 14:07:56 EDT (#)
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Ethan, Austin, Logan, Noah, Cole, Cody, Chase, Dominic
Cute Dog!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:05:11 EDT (#)
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Yay! Feel better. Call 'im Taco. Or Jed.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-14 14:01:05 EDT (#)
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how about Rizzo
that's not ment as an insult to the Uber-Rizzo. I just think he looks like a Rizzo.
cute dog
Submitted by Freak_Nasty (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:58:05 EDT (#)
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Call him Mugger
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:57:36 EDT (#)
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Glad you are on a rapid path to recovery!
I am with you on animal names, I prefer people names for my cats.....hence I have had Harley,
Alex, Tyson, and Karl......Otter is the only non-person name I have given.
How 'bout Bubba? Or George? Or Rex? Or, as i almost named Tyson, "You little Rat Bastard!"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:51:56 EDT (#)
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I guess I am a bit cheesy, but I like Spanish names, Mexican especially for this breed of dog.
Jesus, or something majorly mexican would be good.
Hope you are getting better and better.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:23:10 (#)
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how about Hank?
My uncle named his dog Hank... Like Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf... Its a Stern thing...
Name it Randy...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:43:36 EDT (#)
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maybe you could look in a baby name book to help you decide on a name.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:41:22 EDT (#)
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And I hope you feel better.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:40:59 EDT (#)
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I think an awesome name would be Bowser.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:39:29 EDT (#)
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Good luck with the dog. I had three Chihuahuas growing up, and they are the dumbest, hardest to train dogs on the planet. They are sweet as can be to their owners, and cute as hell, but to everyone else they can be nippy and yippy and pee in the house for no reason. I suggest you start training right away.
These are the names of my chihuahuas (not the cutest names--my dad named the first two):
Igor
Gorgon
Lobo
Name him Artificial Dog #17. Or Taco, Pepe, Gizmo, or Mr. Pooter Scooter. :)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:38:57 EDT (#)
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i am sorry about your bones. i hope you feel better soon. your dog is excellent.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:37:19 EDT (#)
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When I saw the subject, the song "My Sharona" invaded my head. Hey, they sound the same if "Aye" is pronounced as 'I'.
Never gonna stop , give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
I-I-I Aye Chiuahuah!
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:29:47 EDT (#)
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Firefly,
I have a bone disease.
I had to have surgery on my leg because the disease deteriorated it too much.
So I am recovering from surgery. They put a metal rod in.
-BerZ
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:24:50 EDT (#)
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i am sorry that you were sick. what happened?
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:23:13 EDT (#)
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What about Doug?
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:23:10 EDT (#)
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how about Hank?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:21:44 EDT (#)
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Call it Bastard.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:21:38 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha.. The photo came from the breeder..
I DO NOT, and let me stress this, have ANY leopard print anywhere in my vacinity.
I think the irony of Killer is cute, but again, doggie names... I just hate them.
-BerZ
Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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I'm with killer. Simply because of the extreme irony.
What a cutie pie!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:20:08 EDT (#)
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my dog's name is Puddles.
name your dog Piles.
leopard print!
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:19:11 EDT (#)
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Call 'em "Killer."
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-08-14 13:16:14 EDT (#)
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awwww that is SUCH a cute puppy! bastian is a good name I think.