THUPA Round: The Final... A trio of Haikus set in Flesh Tones (NSFW) (1012 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.53 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2009-01-19 19:35:11 EST
Her perfect bottom
Made me reconsider vows
Pear juice on my chin
Golden apple curves
Sweetly over tart torso
Ala mode sir, please
Palest melon flesh
Softened in the ripening
Perfect time to taste
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-22 00:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RUNNER-UP!!!
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-01-20 21:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2009-01-20 21:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inspiration.jpg
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Lol
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2009-01-20 21:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm an ass man and that piece of meat is grade A. I highly approve.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-20 21:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
47
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-20 09:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's slightly fuzzy.
I doubt i would detect that in real life, but there you go.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-20 08:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-20 04:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, a Shadow camwhore!
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-01-20 01:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SCHWING!
If you can count well
It's not hard to write haikus
They're sort of stupid
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-19 22:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I add a couple of points if you can convince me that that pic is of YOUR ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-19 22:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
like cosmo, i am an assman.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-19 22:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nine
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-19 21:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-19 21:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poetry is not made better by sen... sans... dirty pictures,
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-19 20:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Five
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-19 20:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I've clicked on this post four times without reading your poem.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-19 20:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yum
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-19 20:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-19 19:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fart
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-01-19 19:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASS