ADD 09: R1 The Evil Pigeon of Norwich (355 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.5 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The New and Revised BozzNC (View user info) at 2009-01-19 22:56:57 EST
377 Words and my love to Orphelia
A peaceful visit, a happy place.. Mescaline and Peyote in a lovely town. Sal and I were sitting on the mossy bank sloping down to the river, just around the bend from Trading Cove. She in a lovely daisy yellow top and those slim jeans I loved so much. We were lying, reposing, admiring the sky, when a lovely pigeon hopped across the scrum at the river's edge, only feet from us. His feathers shimmered iridescent in the rays scattering off the waterfront, green and bronze and copper..
He hopped closer, off balance somehow... his wing? "He's got a cramp, hon!" I giggled.. for no reason at all, she cut me a glare. "Poor thing.. little wing.. he's broken!" She chirred under her breath.. a clucking coo... strange but familiar.. he hopped towards her, dragging a primary feather or two across the grass. She held a hand out, and he backed away, then a bit closer. She tossed him a crust of bread, just a hair past her reach, and he closed, picking at it delicately. "Hungry fellow.." She lay a piece of muenster across the back of her hand and stilled herself, constantly continuing the chirring, as he eyed it. Closing with a hop, a drag, and finally, he stepped onto her fingers, he scarcely more delicate than this woman I loved.
Tiny toenails left tiny pink divots in her skin, quickly filling in, as he gobbled the cheese and blinked at her with a golden eye. Hop.. Hop.. higher up her smooth arm..
In one smooth motion, she reached out and closed her hand around his body, lightly covering his wing, supporting it to keep him from distress. "His heart's beating so fast... He's scared, but he's hungry and can't stay away..." Her voice chimed musical in my ear as she brought his glossy feathers to her lips for a light kiss on his little bird beak. His golden eyes closed in ecstasy and he never opened them as her gaping maw inhaled him and her teeth crunched through his tiny little bird neck.
The crush of her blood soaked lips against mine was never so pleasant as when there were feathers stuck between her teeth.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-22 04:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you win, i am too busy to do anything.
i would have kicked your arse though :)
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I most likely would have enjoyed it! Surely you can hatch something up to beat this tripe...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot how cute she is.
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And agreed.... Cute little bird.. that's where I got my inspiration
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot how cute she is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-22 04:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you win, i am too busy to do anything.
i would have kicked your arse though :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-22 01:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-20 08:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-01-20 05:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is shit. birds aren't for eating. not raw anyway.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-20 04:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-20 03:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to Orphelias face? is it bird blood that has rouged her face quite so dramatically?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-19 23:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True stories are always the best.