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Real Life Tales of the Sick & Twisted: 1 (412 hits)

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Submitted by NavyJester (View user info) at 2009-01-22 03:55:25 EST


Because life isn't 'just peachy'.


- What do you know about love?... -

1. This guy I know had been dating his girlfriend for two years. I recall one time at a strip club him saying something to the effect of "If my girl moved half as good as this stripper I wouldn't have to cheat on her."

"...I wouldn't have to cheat on her." That's fucked up.

The same guy later confessed and said "I'd purposefully pick a fight to dump her, just so I could go out and fuck another woman and not feel guilty about it, then get back with her after a day or two, and turn around and make her feel bad for me dumping her, just so I'd have an excuse next time to pick a fight, dump her, and repeat the process."


- ...Remorse? Guilt? Shame?... -

1. Someone I work with explained about being a father.

"For her first three pregnancies, I wished and wished for each one not to come to term. As fate would have it, after three miscarries she became pregnant again. I wished and wished, but nine months later I held my baby boy in my arms. I love him so much that whenever I see him, I hate myself and feel so guilty for ever thinking that. There's been nights where I've sat on the bed with a loaded piece in my mouth, ready to end it because of the pain of the guilt."

2. A woman I met had a nervous breakdown while her parents were visiting for the holidays. She cursed them, brandished a knife, told them she hated them. This was bizarre behavior on her part, so they left the house and decided to stay at a nearby motel. Crossing through the intersection across from the motel a semi-truck t-boned the passenger side resulting in a violent mangling of the vehicle, two dead parents, and yet another breakdown on her behalf. She's now addicted to heroin to cope with the remorse.


-...How about the truly bizarre?...-

1. A friend of mine told me this story about visiting a drug dealer's house.

"When I was fifteen I went to this drug dealer's house. There was the dealer's wife and her friend passed out on the sofa, and his friend fondling the wife's friend. On top of this, here's the dealer with his three year old kid running around like a bat out of hell. Dealer tells me that the kid had found mommy's stash of meth, all the while laughing."

When asked about what it's like seeing a three year old on meth, my friend answered, "Think of the worst adult behavior you've seen in your entire life mixed with the endless tantrum of a youngster who's been up for two days straight, screaming, breaking shit, running around and hitting people, pissing in the corner...well, you get the picture."


-...What is it you fear?...-

1. This guy who went to prison said they received an inmate who spent 12 hours torturing a guy before he killed him. Allegedly he bound the guy up, severed digits, mutilated him, burned him using a plug-in iron, and eventually burned him alive with gasoline. Even the most hardened criminals wouldn't look this inmate in the eye, they were so afraid of him. He said it's because you really have to hate someone to do that; pure, unforgiving hate, and people are typically incapable of that deep a level of seething hatred.

2. A woman I used to go to school with told me she was afraid of her boyfriend. When asked why, she explained that he got so pissed at her during her first pregnancy, he beat the shit out of her causing her to miscarry. She started to cry and explained further that a week ago she had just gotten back from her fourth abortion for fear of being beaten, and the subsequent damaging of her uterus has caused her to be sterile.


Tell me, would you rather be incapable of love OR honesty?

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-22 22:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-22 17:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow.

It sure is peaceful here in Snarkland.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-22 15:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-22 15:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude.....I don't even know where to start with what is wrong about all this.

Please beleive me though, this is really really wrong.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-22 15:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your friends are fucked up mate. No, really.

Are you only friends with them so you can wrap yourself in a smug sense of superiority? It is okay if the answer is yes.
----------------------------------------------------

I disagree with it being alright Bertram.

There is some truth to the saying "Lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas."

I say that because it's only a matter of time when he ends up in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with one of these people.

Add to that the fact he won't even man up and try to fix some of these seriously fucked up problems, and you have a coward.



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what berty said

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your friends are fucked up mate. No, really.

Are you only friends with them so you can wrap yourself in a smug sense of superiority? It is okay if the answer is yes.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-22 03:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i quite like to be incapable of getting erections in public places











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