YO JOE! no seriously, YO mother fucking JOE! (453 hits)
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Submitted by <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-01-22 04:11:42 EST
G.I*Joe is a top secret mission force dedicated to prote=cting the world against a ruthless terrorist organization called Cobra.
That guy will fight for freedom wherever there's trouble.
It's 1:30 in the morning and I am watching the original "Real American Hero" cartoon from the 80's.
Why?
Coz that mini-movie kicks ass!
That, and coz I'm kinda schnockered right now and I'm feeling drunkenly nostalgic and nostalgicly drunk
Think about it though, how great would this world be if all all our problems could be solved by just one small team of commandos? Seriously, I mean these guys are military and are US fighting men and women, but what if they weren't just US troops, but put together by a conglameration of countries? Notysomething as stupid as the UN, but put together by people with balls? Fuck the Geneva convention, shoot mother fucjers that are parachuting down on your ass and take out leader people. Of course it would be nice if all the bad guys were from the same source of bad guys and a bumbeling bunch of idiots, but I digest.
Kick ass, take names, maintain world piece of mind. (what a great fucking CD, my favorite song is Sun and Steel)
I mean watch the show, nobody ever hits any body else, the good guys have red lasers, the bad guys have blue, everybody manageds to punch out of their airplasnes and helencopters, I mean wow man, war where noone and nobody dies? Granted, the assholes survive to terroize andother day, but you know that theire a bunch of bumbeling idiots ands Scarlette and the Baroness should really have had one of "those" scenas, yeah, toyu know what I mean...
High tea at four.
Anybody ever notice that Cobra Commmander and StarScream from Transformers had the same voice ?(RIP chris Latta)
And Michale Bell did Duke, Clutch, Breaker, Lift ticket, XAMOT and a bunch of others?
YO MUTHER FUCKING JOE!!! I hgoipe Hollywood doesn't enfuckulate the live action movie due out later this year.
But G.I.*Joe was a hero to those of us in our 30's. That when Cartoons were good. So what if they were half hour long commercials for a toy? They flakin rocked! Fuck these stupid Japanamated shit you see these days. Especially the ones based of of card games, those are all jusrtrip off of MAGIC anyway. UGEEEOH is stupid. Back in the 80's, you accepted that the character's jaws didn't move while they were talking when their lips were moving.
G.I.*Joe is just the greatest show that ever was. Who cares how far fetched some of the episodes got, it rocked!
I joined the Marine Corps partially because of G.I.*Joe.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-01-23 19:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because High Tea at 4:00 with a trash compactor would be proposerous.
Besides, I think protocol dictates that High Tea with Refuse Bins is at 2:00. Not up on my English customs, sorry.
Although I have a couple extra pounds, I'm not what one would call "fat," nor have I ever had sex for money, so your insult makes no scense.
Thank you.
The woman who voiced Scarlette is named B.J. Ward.
Heh, heh, heh, "B.J."
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-22 19:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have one of "those" scenes with an industrial trash compactor, you fat whore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-22 16:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the shit is this fuck?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-22 15:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad, but really needed a proofread. That got distracting.
"Think about it though, how great would this world be if all all our problems could be solved by just one small team of commandos? Seriously, I mean these guys are military and are US fighting men and women, but what if they weren't just US troops, but put together by a conglameration of countries?"
Tom Clancy has a book(s) along these exact lines. See his "Rainbow Six" stuff.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:41:47 EST (#)
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who the fuck is otter?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:40:05 EST (#)
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I laughed at this sentence: 'I joined the Marine Corps partially because of G.I.*Joe.'
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:24:51 EST (#)
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What did The Baroness say when a waiter accidently spilled ice water down her shirt?
"COLD-BRA!"
Hey Mark...Bakin' in Phoenix. Really miss the snow at Christmas.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:05:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is your problem with the UN?
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They are a bloated bureaucracy that wastes money on things that do not benefit the neediest of the world. They routinely vote against the interests of Israel, as if it were not a real country with a legitimate government.
Hey Otter! Whats shakin, bacon?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-22 06:27:13 EST (#)
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HA! That picture made me laugh. 'Cause nothing helps out a suicidal teen like boot camp!
You managed NOT to get a negative for reminding me of Xamot and Tomax. Which one had the scar? Gay, Gay, Gay... but a rad gay.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-22 06:05:37 EST (#)
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You motherfucker! I'm gonna fucking kill you! I'm gonna fucking cook you! and fucking eat you!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-22 05:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is your problem with the UN?