ADD09 ROUND ONE - dear john mozeliak, you're a useless fucking tit, and a shit ruining total cunt. i hate you, john mozeliak. (1405 hits)
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Submitted by random user (View user info) at 2009-01-23 17:03:34 EST
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I've always thought that people try to overdo eggs.
To me, technique with eggs is vastly more important than seasoning, and here's why:
Most dry spices and herbs have to be re-hydrated for some time before they really begin to release their full flavour. (Dry garlic is especially guilty of this, taking hours to really release all of the complexities of flavour that it has. This is a big reason some people are so turned off by garlic, they get only that initial sulphuric/metallic taste because they haven't given the garlic enough time to marry with the sauce and other ingredients. I only use dried garlic in sauces or soups that are going to cook for hours, and then only in addition to fresh garlic. Everything else, eggs included, is fresh garlic only.)
With eggs this is particularly evident, as well as particularly problematic, because of the very fast cook time. Even fresh herbs aren't really allowed to give their all in that two minutes of cook time.
There are of course spices that blossom very quickly - cumin, various chilis, cracked red pepper, etc. - and I use these occasionally when making scrambled eggs or omelets.
Salt and pepper are a given inclusion in everything, so they are not part of the general dismissal of the use of spices and herbs in cooking eggs.
The 'why' of this is that salt is a natural flavour enhancer. It creates a link between distinct flavours within a dish. When you make a big pot of soup or a stew and the flavours are all nice but just don't really make a cohesive whole, the answer is always salt.
And pepper, well, the heat of pepper acts as a flavour magnifier of sorts. Think about when you eat really hot Thai food for an example... that weird, cerebral place your head goes where you are a little more in sync with your senses. That heat is what makes your exotic fruit and sticky rice with ice cream taste like nirvana when it's really just rice and honey and dry fruit and some blue bunny. Pepper is that. Just on a smaller, less 'ass on fire the next morning' scale.
So to me the best way to treat eggs is, as I said above, to rely on flawless technique.
Use water, not milk, when you whisk the eggs. Water makes eggs fluffier, where milk makes them denser and creamier.
Use low heat, to allow the flavours of items you DO use the chance to properly marry.
And don't worry the poor things. Eggs have a lot in common with pastry or biscuit dough. They are happier, and therefore will make you happier, when you let them do their own thing.
If you insist on using the contents of your herb/spice cabinet, make sure you get the most out of what you use.
First, only use fresh herbs and garlic.
Second, whisk the eggs in advance of cooking them and add your herbs and spices then. Let them sit and marinate in the refrigerator while you roast some potatoes or fry bacon or whatever the hell else you are having with them. Though that whole re-hydration thing I talked about works best under low, steady heat, letting them stand in the refrigerator for a while will allow the flavours to begin to mature.
Now, to finally answer the question...
I think that food should be minimalist. Relying on the natural flavour of an ingredient and preparing it well is priority one. Seasoning for seasoning's sake is silly. Seasoning should simply be the set in front of which your ingredients play.
That said, you should look for those ingredients that are natural partners to the things that you are stuffing your omelettes with as guideposts.
Turkey likes sage. Sautéed peppers and onions are really good friends with cumin and chilis. Spinach and mushrooms go so wonderfully with rosemary and thyme. I sometimes make an omelet that is basically a caprese, a whomp of fresh mozzarella and then relying on the evidently divinely planned perfect partners of tomato and basil...
So. I don't know. Me telling you what seasonings to use is like me telling you what music to appreciate the most. Food is a sensual, sensory, experience that should be approached in the same way you approach things that impact your other senses. As long as there is an understanding of the ground rules, the structure... what you decide to do within that structure should turn out well.
In closing I'd just like to say John Mozeliak probably makes shit eggs and he's a total fucking douchebag who should have no decision making responsibilities AT ALL, be it in how to prepare eggs, management of a baseball team, or even how to properly wipe his ass, because I'm pretty sure he'd fuck that up too.
John Mozeliak is a fucking moron.
And thus ends my dissertation on the philosophy of cooking eggs.
Fuck you John Mozeliak.
Fuck you.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-10 04:36:56 EST (#)
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WOW, ADD!!! THIS IS DA BOMB!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 22:06:55 EDT (#)
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dear john mozeliak,
you made some pretty fucking good moves this year.
you're still a cunt.
love,
him
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 23:25:57 EDT (#)
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truth be told, i'd say the faggot circlejerk between the pompous scot, whore, pennsylvania lardo, and the like is more the reason uber is 'in the toilet' than anything else.
now leave me alone.
i'm on the road to drunk and fucking annoyed to boot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 23:19:55 EDT (#)
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sure spam (if you have the account and it isn't the welfare fatty), sure.
looking at this even out of context, it's still better than 90% of what is posted here.
go suck a dick whoeverthefuck has the account.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-07-22 22:57:45 EDT (#)
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This bollocks is why uber is in the fucking toilet.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-22 20:38:56 EDT (#)
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MARRY ME!
You deserve a fucking cooking show. And a billion dollar endorsement from HBO or something!
This is so freaking good...... Just.... Damn!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:48:44 EDT (#)
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julio lugo, john mozeliak?
JULIO WTF? LUGO.
you're such a cum guzzling faggot, john mozeliak.
this better work out, or i'll feed your liver to your orphaned children.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:05:29 EDT (#)
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good job picking up derosa, mozeliak.
you've done one thing right in your tenure and it's solely because larussa forced your hand, fag.
oh, what's that? derosa's already injured by game 3? huh, you don't say.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:02:17 EDT (#)
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lol @ bob
Y HALO THAR GERIATRIC BUTTSECKS, ftw
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:59:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82830
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-23 14:56:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 11:21:14 EDT (#)
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how do you want me to rate this and all future posts you submit?
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Unfairly, unfairly, fair, fair, unfairly, fair, in that order, on endless cycle.
Nothing above a +2 and nothing below a -3.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-15 01:20:20 EDT (#)
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you are a disappointment. You are a bigger disappointment than the Arizona Diamondbacks. HaHahahahahahahhahhahaha
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-10 13:31:41 EST (#)
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I just had an idea for our project that I will test this weekend. It's easy, cheap, and portable.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-09 15:00:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-09 17:03:02 GMT (#)
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you still haven't emailed me your boobs.
wtf?
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Because you asked for my opinions on the environment.
Boobs to follow.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:04:32 EST (#)
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re: water instead of milk in eggs- I heard Barefoot Contessa say this once, but only that she found there to be no difference. I made eggs yesterday and heeded your advice, and I must say they did seem particularly fluffy.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-30 16:42:42 EST (#)
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look scourge i made you a shit-bitch sandwich below. hope you enjoy it buddy.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-30 08:25:39 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/80297#1723403
haha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-30 01:59:26 EST (#)
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Because you deserve it, duh.
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-30 01:44:13 EST (#)
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why are you going through my worst posts and saying mean things about me?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:57:33 EST (#)
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little sally was wounded in an epic snowball fight and won't be available for tea this weekend, unfortunately.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:01:16 EST (#)
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dude i just asked a fucking question don't get your panties in a little wad
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:40:45 EST (#)
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did you make it to the next round?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:42:28 EST (#)
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Entertaining and good advice.
That being said, DON'T FORGET THE EVOO!!1!! YUMMERS!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:58:58 EST (#)
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HOLY SHIT. I dont know why I came back to this but it scared me for a second.
Two weeks ago I had lunch with a guy whose name is John M(something), who was a republican candidate for US Congress from Springfield who lost to Aaron Schock in the primaries.
things I remembered:
you are from springfield (or you work there or something)
you are involved in politics (or have worked with barack obama's people or something)
this guy looks exactly like that guy.
I thought that guy was really cool and I thought we were about to get in a fight.
Different people though. Now that I realize who this chump is, I agree, he is a bitchmade bitch and a ho's ho.
Go Brewers woo.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:37:51 EST (#)
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haha, yournamehere is awesome. an alter that was created just to try and get me out of an internet poetry contest. that is dedication to ubersite, folks!
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It ain't who you think it is, asswipe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:37:51 EST (#)
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haha, yournamehere is awesome. an alter that was created just to try and get me out of an internet poetry contest. that is dedication to ubersite, folks!
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-25 18:46:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:48:24 EST (#)
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lol below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:22:57 EST (#)
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First, only use fresh herbs and garlic.
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Who do you think we are? Those people who can afford to buy fresh herbs that only rot before you can use them all? Ooh..or one of those with an herb garden on their kitchen counter, or better yet, in barrels in the back yard?
Now you listen to me. I'm single, I live in a one bedroom apartment and I don't have fucking space on my counter for your goddamned herb garden, OK? With the exception of the occasional special recipe, the closest I get to fresh herbs in my house is watching Top Chef. And I don't need your recipe, because I can't keep eggs in the house long enough before they rot. I don't need things to 'marry' and 'marinate' in my eggs- I need half a pint of eggbeaters, some cheese, and maybe if I'm feeling particularly motivated, some chopped plant matter. If I can combine these ingredients over heat and shove them into my face before the furry clawmonsters beat me to it, I win. The end.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:06:35 EST (#)
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Kaos Queen is defending bubba?
Wow, look at Brian take fake crazy to a whole new level.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:30:25 EST (#)
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there are a few things i could say in response to that, but they'd make me about as pathetic as you for writing it in the first place.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:37:40 EST (#)
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Jesus fuck, Scourge... leave it alone.
I seriously don't see why you and the rest of your lil' crew find it so necessarily to piss around with Bubba.
There are so many useless fucking cockstains on this site and you focus on HIM???
I expect such things from the likes of Method, Muddy & Shlongy... are you so desperate to be a troll now? Or *gasp* like Doodles?
And Rob Berg, you barely have any friends ON this site... why do you try to alienate anyone? Retarded.
So yeah, I'm sticking up for the old guy.
How about you try an act like a man instead of some bitchy little teenage girl?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:09:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-25 00:33:24 EST (#)
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bubba is embarrassing
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-25 00:33:24 EST (#)
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bubba is embarrassing
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:58:01 EST (#)
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Note to self: Scourge used to be better at comebacks. Perhaps he's drunk and I'm taking unfair advantage of the bozo. ZATSO, Scourgie? Pardon me if I am abusing you, you fucking creep.
:D
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:24:16 EST (#)
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you know, i have had to be a bit of a mouth breather lately. sinus thing going on with the dry air and all.
note to self: eight
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:19:34 EST (#)
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You're #5 now, mouthbreather. Wanna try for 4??
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:17:12 EST (#)
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Even hillbillies can read, shitwad. How does it feel to be lower on the scales than a sisterfucker?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:09:20 EST (#)
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note to self: six bubba reviews to make up for later. doubly so on that last incomprehensible hillbilly babbling one.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 19:05:58 EST (#)
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Make it up, make it up, buddy gonna shut you down... "He's got a two inch thingy and he calls it a woodie, dipshitty, here he comes."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:53:22 EST (#)
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note to self: five bubba reviews to make up for later
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:51:33 EST (#)
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Now it's FIVE reviews, cumstain. Why don't you call Bart and ask him to ban me? What? Don't have his number?
NO PROBLEM!!
1-808- scourge-eats-shit. SEE??????????
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:48:56 EST (#)
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-2 all you wish, dumbass. Do I look like I care? Is THAT what you meant when you said I would only hurt myself? Jump on that thang, little man.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:43:50 EST (#)
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thank you, nuggsie.
i love you as well.
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bubba, you're going to have to quit reviewing my posts. it takes me too much time to go -2 a bunch of yours whenever you do. i have shit to do.
note to self: three bubba reviews to make up for later.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:39:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:35:30 EST (#)
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bubba, you're only hurting yourself.
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Please elucidate. How am I hurting myself? Please answer, as you know I'm none too bright. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:35:30 EST (#)
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bubba, you're only hurting yourself.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:33:20 EST (#)
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You want a shitload of heat? Just keep talking. I'll be here all night. . .
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for you.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:31:41 EST (#)
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this is the best post I've ever read.
really.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:30:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:20:22 EST (#)
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i really like how you've addd the 'ps' thing to your insane reviews now, bubba.
it's a nice complement to the 'dipshits', emoticons, 'get it', and caps lock tornadoes.
but now you went and did it again.
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Just answer the questions, you worthless piece of lowlife scum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:20:22 EST (#)
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i really like how you've addd the 'ps' thing to your insane reviews now, bubba.
it's a nice complement to the 'dipshits', emoticons, 'get it', and caps lock tornadoes.
but now you went and did it again.
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:13:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:06:30 EST (#)
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bubba, what did i tell you about rating my posts?
hmmm?
you're doing this to yourself, pedo.
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I don't give a screaming rat's ass what you say. moron. I'm doing nothing to myself. Well, not at the moment. :D
I'll rate you as I see fit, which will probably be all -2s. You started as a cool dude but turned into an asshole. Go back in time and start being nice again and maybe I'll change the way I rate you. If not, go squat on a fire hydrant. Asshole.
PS: Show me the proof of pedoism. . . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-24 18:06:30 EST (#)
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bubba, what did i tell you about rating my posts?
hmmm?
you're doing this to yourself, pedo.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-24 16:25:56 EST (#)
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oookay?
heh
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-24 15:29:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:02:01 EST (#)
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I love you scourge.
I didn't read this, but I don't think matters. I just hope this ADDs to Bubba's on-going meltdown.
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I'm not melting down, nor have I quit because people give me shit. Think about yourself, Bergie.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-01-24 12:02:20 EST (#)
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-24 11:18:50 EST (#)
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:D
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-24 09:20:04 EST (#)
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I fucking love you.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-24 04:03:37 EST (#)
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For the word count. I didn't read the post. I will, though. I'll be back.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-24 02:00:35 EST (#)
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eh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-23 22:15:38 EST (#)
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Never heard of him. I must not be "hip".
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 21:04:54 EST (#)
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it's not fucking right to have to watch these guys sweep in and take your team and just fuck it up from top to bottom. especially when they have a smarmy, stupid fucking smile on their faces the whole time they're doing it.
and google has HORRIBLE taste in men.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:56:08 EST (#)
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I quote:
Google - "John Mozeliak sure has a purdy mouth! mmmmm mmmm mmmm Ima get me some O'that sweet sweet sugah. Now get in here and give Momma some lovin."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:54:54 EST (#)
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admire the hate.
that's what i feel for tom hicks and george gillette.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:51:18 EST (#)
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wait wait wait...
google thinks google has a pretty mouth, or google thinks john mozeliak has a pretty mouth?
because i could argue against either one.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:49:56 EST (#)
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listen, i'm sorry i said 'faggot' everyone.
that's hate language and i am ashamed that i promoted it here.
i am very happy with my use of the terms 'useless fucking tit' and 'shit ruining cunt' though.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:42:10 EST (#)
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Google thinks he has a pretty mouth.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:40:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:01:20 EST (#)
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google, if that's really his real name, is obviously a lying faggot.
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I've actually felt that way about Google for some time but have been afraid to say it until now.
Thank you sir.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:14:17 EST (#)
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don't you just want to smack his face?
look at that... that fucking LOOK he wears.
argh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:06:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 20:01:20 EST (#)
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google, if that's really his real name, is obviously a lying faggot.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 19:45:29 EST (#)
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Google says he's a sports guy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 19:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no no no...
john mozeliak is NOT a sports guy.
he is best friends with don denkinger.
he makes bad eggs.
bad man.
bad man.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 19:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I googled him.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks, Snark.
I was wondering...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John Mozeliak is a sports guy. I just learned that today.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I really don't understand your hatred.
I mean, LOOK at the guy. You two could easily be twinsies.
**runs**
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK IT EVERYONE!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING FUCKING EGGS FUCK!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't cook and my omelettes always turn out ugly and deformed. when i try making them its pretty much just veggies and cheese mixed in with smushed scrambled eggs broken up after a failed attempt at folding and flipping. they're ugly but edible if you add lots of hot sauce
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S ABOUT EGGS, SICO, BUT JUXTAPOSED AGAINT THE THEORY THAT JOHN MOZELIAK IS A POOHEAD.
CLASSIC LITERATURE.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY, SCOURGE! I didn't read this but it was mother fucker awesome!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where the fuck is hidden? i KNOW he agrees with me that john mozeliak is a twat.
fuck you john mozeliak.
fuck you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
haha, thanks guys.
see though... you're missing out on a perfect opportunity to talk about what a fucking cunt john mozeliak is.
i mean, how could someone so assfuckingly horsepussy stupid be allowed to exist?
well shit. i guess bubba falls into that category too.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/add09
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, I want you have my babies.
"Golden Icepick," indeed.
How... how did you...
Never mind.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
..........................it
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I... I don't even know what this is...
But I'm laughing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-23 18:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you scourge.
I didn't read this, but I don't think matters. I just hope this ADDs to Bubba's on-going meltdown.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 14:45:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually did write this.
and yeah, water makes eggs fluffier than milk. i actually knew the science of it once upon a time, but it's long gone now.
if you care enough to do it, do a side by side comparison and you'll see.
=====
I was already planning a side by side comparison, actually. I love eggs and food in general but know nothing about either of them, really.
We're growing shitake mushrooms (which is disturbing to look at), but unfortunately we decided to get rid of the plants we had growing inside for the winter, we can't afford to run our heater all the time and it gets way too cold here for them not to be somewhat of a pain in the ass right now. I only mentioned it because we were growing spinach and thyme...I want the spinach and mushroom thyme omelet...a lot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Complete cunt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i've spelled flavour and favour and colour etc that way forever, you baby boy botherer.
hello, red.
what is your opinion of john mozeliak? proper cunt, right?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct spelling of 'flavour'
"Most dry spices and herbs have to be re-hydrated for some time before they really begin to release their full flavour."
+2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually did write this.
and yeah, water makes eggs fluffier than milk. i actually knew the science of it once upon a time, but it's long gone now.
if you care enough to do it, do a side by side comparison and you'll see.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scourge, putting the U in flavor to suck up to the brits since he became an asshole. Since birth.
Dumbass.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a good thing Bubba made sure to count how many words were in this post which I would be highly surprised you actually wrote yourself which is pretty irrelevant since there is apparently some kind of contest and somehow an entry on how to cook eggs probably doesn't comply with any of this contest's rules which tends to amuse me so here's a +2 for you.
More importantly...water in the eggs, really?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaahaha
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, thats why i was surprised, it seems bart is beyond caring about this social experiment or whatever it was.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/remember_to_spam_bubba_with_-2s_later_so_you_can_laugh_at_his_fucking_insane_reaction
there, i'll forget otherwise because i've been drinking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have tried a lot of things to get them banned, but to no avail.
maybe if i spam bubba with -2s bart will do it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i havent read a long post on ubersite in at least several months.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
i thought, just for a moment, that scourge got his ratings banned.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
learn to count, bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1). You can't count. The word count is wrong.
20. EVEN IF IT WERE CORRECT, IT IS TOO LONG.
3). YOU SUCK.
4). YOU BLOW.
5). God hates you.
6). EVERYONE hates you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see his fucking blank smile?
why do i have to deal with this sort of shit?
he's an idiot.
a total hack.
goddamnit i hate him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a feeling this may well be the most reviewed post ever in just a few short days.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree, john mozeliak is a bitch.