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Submitted by hellish (View user info) at 2009-01-25 01:19:07 EST


Sage - Katy - Sacrilicious - Orphelia - Corn Nugget - Mystiamoon - Ghola - Squirrelly Girl

Jeanneee - Shadow - Manic Mother - Crystle - Tiger Lily - Munkey Pants - Cookie Lass - Wiki

Forensic Girl - Hilarity Ensues - Strwbry Fanatic - Ruthless - Merlina - Circe - Badass Julie

Coley - Toe - Little Monster - Lisa - Susie Derkins - Pentameter - Loki - Anansie - Queen Ashlee




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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 21:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

please tell me i won this so i can die a complete person


Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-01 15:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2




Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow.. no votes?

and here, i thought i was a complete whore.

hmm.

+2 for putting my name on the list.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2009-01-29 00:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damnit I could have won this.
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Let's bring Toxic back for the vote.
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i loled.

Also I vote Method.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-01-29 00:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, what?

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-28 01:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

None of em are whores because none of them have had sex with me.

/cry


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


**cough-cough**



Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better."





Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I vote for Manic.

She never stops coming around here, big noting herself and posting pictures of her in a typical myspace pose.

A champion for all the budding Uber whores out there (i.e Sage, orphelia, Method etc.)

Actually, you should all drop her a line and get some advice on where you should go next. I'll have a couple of grand on "somewhere that isn't within 5 hundred miles of me and fuck/kill yourself, whichever requires less motor skills." as being the answer.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't even get nominated. :-(

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don't fret, Juls. if it makes you feel any better, i still think you're a giant whore.
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I knew I could count on you Hidden!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i say you stand a good chance of winning the title toe

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that hurts.

:(

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't even get nominated. :-(

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don't fret, Juls. if it makes you feel any better, i still think you're a giant whore.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BALLARE FOR UBER WHORE

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95641

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I vote 'not me'


Peace all

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I remember you MANIC. How could I ever forget you flipping me off?

And that's all that really matters.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, I vote for Jeanneee btw.
She's all the internet whore I'll ever need.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like how i'm the only one that didn't have their user name put up...
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I'm amazed anybody still remembers I exist.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damnit I could have won this.
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Let's bring Toxic back for the vote.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:41:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:30:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my name first here?

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lol dont be a retard
***********************
Meh, hit-whore maybe, but real whore? Like in real life? No. Well, maybe I'm a makeout whore. But only slightly
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Lol stop talking Sage!

You are a very literal person.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Damage"???

I don't know about THAT.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:30:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my name first here?

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lol dont be a retard
***********************
Meh, hit-whore maybe, but real whore? Like in real life? No. Well, maybe I'm a makeout whore. But only slightly.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't even get nominated. :-(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:30:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my name first here?

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lol dont be a retard




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL at some of the people on this list. Loki? Seriously? Yeah, she's a real skank.


I'm kind of sad to see that only one person voted for me. I mean, I did it with the most notorious troll on this site. That alone rates at least 5 votes.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Men can whore too

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is my name first here?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-26 01:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, i have only fucked one girl on ubersite, i'll have you all know. and i don't kiss and tell, but to be fair, i have kissed three others.

i bet Shlongy has done way more damage than me.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-26 01:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you kidding me? Method's Mom hands down. I'm pretty sure you need to bang her in order to get a user name on this site.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

gotta be shlongy, hands down

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too late. Shlongy is running away with it.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damnit I could have won this.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-25 17:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

figures the only uber list i get put on is the list of whores

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-25 17:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I vote for you. I also vote for you impaling yourself analy on a fire hydrant, you dumb cunt.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-01-25 17:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I win.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-25 17:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Shlongy - the fruitiest of all the whores.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b457YFU4OV4


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 16:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I love sluts.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Yeah, but I really wanna call Katy an Extrawhoredanaire!!!




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My tired old eyes see six for The Shlong. I move he be called The Biggest Whore by acclamation.


Submitted by bigmack (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Durrrr...Katy obviously.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Shlongy.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:22:37 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

sacrilicious wouldn't suit you, ei.

she has a vagina and boobs.
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you're right, i cant focus on two things at once

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 15:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy. No bigger slut exists.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Seriously, Hidden's dick is gonna fall off. When? I'm betting 2015...




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, shlongy it is


which 5 uber users has he slept with?


caul
mystia
hidden (who hasn't)
Darko
Banjo

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sacrilicious wouldn't suit you, ei.

she has a vagina and boobs.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THREE! ON MY WAY TO ANOTHER EASY UBER VICTORY.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:19:47 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gee, who to vote for on this list?

I'm gonna go with a silly guess of someone with 5 confirmed and 3 unconfirmed.
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Impressive. That's more than some of us have ever had, without the pool of highly eligible uber males
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wink wink ;)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, fine, i'll vote for shlongy.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gee, who to vote for on this list?

I'm gonna go with a silly guess of someone with 5 confirmed and 3 unconfirmed.
===
Impressive. That's more than some of us have ever had, without the pool of highly eligible uber males.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why, whoever could you be speaking about, hadley?!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SHLONGY HAS TWO VOTES!!!!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gee, who to vote for on this list?

I'm gonna go with a silly guess of someone with 5 confirmed and 3 unconfirmed.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 14:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

TADPOLES IS A WINNER!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-25 13:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 08:54:50 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

I vote for Shlongy.

=====

I vote for you too.


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-25 13:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going with Orphy on this one.

You know I love you, Orphelia!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:36:29 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

EI for the win!
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haha!

if it was a male list, I would agree.

myself and hidden actually

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I need to get more of those women on my gmail....

any offers?

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, if LittleM gave me my vote, you can have mine Inion.

INION FOR UBER WHORE!

And Shlongy darling aren't you getting tired of the same joke already? I am reasonably proportioned so your trolling doesn't bother me. Unless it's supposed to amuse me, which on occassion it does.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like how i'm the only one that didn't have their user name put up...

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Right that settles it.

Banjo. You got my vote.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You have to be someone that someone actually WANTS to fuck to be considered a whore, Banjo...Maybe after you lose a quick 40-50lbs., you'll make a list.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-25 11:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucks sake! I don't even make a list I should be on!

Oh well, no chance of any whoring votes... happy about that at least.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2009-01-25 10:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you forgot some.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-01-25 10:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heh


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I vote for Shlongy.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I vote for myself and Jeanneee.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 spike_godesss, legal lady ladyplural and MISTRESSFIST

honestly, if you're going to use a random list of people who have been active in the last two years, get the good names in there

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Of course it's Orphy!

You know I love you, you crazed bblue eyeshadowed, baby making machine of lovelyness.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the....

Well it's obviously EI, but don't upset him, he's a bit sensistive about turning 35 and I think he has been been through enough with that recently.



Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 08:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ima just, SAYING - snarrrk, that you have become a plus two wielding butt bandit - regardless of quality, and back in the day you were much more discerning. I GET the cliquey thing?, there are heaps of desperate brits and middle american tumbleweed vaginas felching each others' sand but YOU, you've let ME and.....canada down. You got so gay somewhere down the line if I posted why I love spooner you would be BEST POST EVAR. You've always been a whiney little virgin but there was this ONE time youd've call kracka a nignog, and now you're just all i'm SINGLE and EVERYbody's FREIND, and it's really pissing me off.


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I LOVE YOU

BE MY FRIEND
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you are making me cross

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*passes ketchup*








Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"*with* Habeeb", goddamnit! I'll have some ketchup with my fail, please.

G'night, fuckers.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Snark became a spineless pussy after his unfortunate felching accident Habeeb, so just overlook him, which isn't hard since he's 3'9".

Gimme my string back, you prick! My pickin' and grinnin' is suffering.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But.... where do you get your fiber?

I'm seriously concerned about your health.

And fashion.

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i pretty much avoid meat, unlike you sweetums.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Eat your vegetables.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ima just, SAYING - snarrrk, that you have become a plus two wielding butt bandit - regardless of quality, and back in the day you were much more discerning. I GET the cliquey thing?, there are heaps of desperate brits and middle american tumbleweed vaginas felching each others' sand but YOU, you've let ME and.....canada down. You got so gay somewhere down the line if I posted why I love spooner you would be BEST POST EVAR. You've always been a whiney little virgin but there was this ONE time youd've call kracka a nignog, and now you're just all i'm SINGLE and EVERYbody's FREIND, and it's really pissing me off.


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I LOVE YOU

BE MY FRIEND

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 06:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ima just, SAYING - snarrrk, that you have become a plus two wielding butt bandit - regardless of quality, and back in the day you were much more discerning. I GET the cliquey thing?, there are heaps of desperate brits and middle american tumbleweed vaginas felching each others' sand but YOU, you've let ME and.....canada down. You got so gay somewhere down the line if I posted why I love spooner you would be BEST POST EVAR. You've always been a whiney little virgin but there was this ONE time youd've call kracka a nignog, and now you're just all i'm SINGLE and EVERYbody's FREIND, and it's really pissing me off.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I vote for Val.
Not because she's a whore, mind you, just because she's not on the list.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

All I know is they all want to have sex with me. I rule and you should pay attention to me. ME!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-25 09:13:07 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...Her vagina looks like my tonsils.
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*waits for, but tactfully refuses to make, the tactile comparison comment*
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?

Every single goddamn word I've ever written on this site has been for the betterment of mankind.


You Kunk.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?

Every single goddamn word I've ever written on this site has been for the betterment of mankind.


You Kunk.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 no experima. And interestingly....no lungfish..or especially given his current form snark. Can whores only be girls, no matter the +2 cliquey gattling gun they wield? I'll tell you who's a whore - your bum. There are conquistadors sitting around campfires in it it's so accommodating, that's what I'M talking about.


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WTF is THAT supposed to mean?

Every single goddamn word I've ever written on this site has been for the betterment of mankind.


You Kunk.

Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 no experima. And interestingly....no lungfish..or especially given his current form snark. Can whores only be girls, no matter the +2 cliquey gattling gun they wield? I'll tell you who's a whore - your bum. There are conquistadors sitting around campfires in it it's so accommodating, that's what I'M talking about.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i say you stand a good chance of winning the title toe

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that's a tough one.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there is nothing wrong with having a gaping cunt, entire websites are made dedicated to gaping cunts.
there is quite a market.

you can see it from outta space :(

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...Her vagina looks like my tonsils.
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*waits for, but tactfully refuses to make, the tactile comparison comment*

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-25 04:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what a fantastic post, why did i not think of it??

__________________________________

Because your brain fell out of that giant, gaping cunt of yours...



**runs away**




Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Badass Julie FTW

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 03:16:50 EST (#)
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what a fantastic post, why did i not think of it??

hitwhore = experima
crazywhore = mystiamoon

i aspire to those to women
:)



Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:55:45 EST (#)
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The randomness of the names on this list strike me as hilarious. Is this supposed to be a list of all the women in Ubersite history? Because everyone knows the biggest whore in Uber-history is Urbane. Her vagina looks like my tonsils.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:05:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:02:04 EST (#)
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If by "whore" you include "hitwhore", then I'm voting for you.

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But seriously, I vote Katy...




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-25 02:02:04 EST (#)
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If by "whore" you include "hitwhore", then I'm voting for you.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:59:52 EST (#)
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BALLARE FOR UBER WHORE

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:36:29 EST (#)
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EI for the win!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:28:36 EST (#)
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Do you mean 'Whore' in the classical sense as a woman who makes her money by selling her body or 'Whore' as in Philanthropist, Thespian, Philosopher, Poontologist and bringer of candy to children?

I'm really fucking confused here.

Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK! I forgot Experima, Ballare and Fey

Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2009-01-25 01:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hidden doesn't count as a vote


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