What Kaos_King Said (609 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2009-01-25 18:51:21 EST
I had chili and an egg salad sandwich for lunch, along with six beers. It has worked its way through my system now, and is making an exit. My God, the stench!. Even though it is enough to make a cockroach puke, it doesn't come near to the smell of most of Uber.
I could, I suppose, list the biggest assholes here in alphabetical or chronological order, but why? Would it make a difference? No.
Certain individuals know better, but choose to ignore their conscience. Some, like Rob Berg, are quite intelligent, but take the easy way to nirvana by reaming those they feel are less fortunate than themselves. Either way, such critters are fools in the eyes of others. Not you, Rob. I actually like you, you Canadian dork. :D
There are many wonderful contributors here, such as Saccy, O-man, Shlongy (yeah, I said it), William Q. Percy (in the past), Forensic3. Katy, Kaos, McCallum, etc. If you weren't mentioned it does not mean you didn't contribute. Chalk it up to my advanced age and stupidity. I like most people here, but a few of you stick in my craw:
Apollo, Method, and Hadley may, with all due respect, kiss my ancient asshole. Right up where it's brown and I forgot to wipe.
Fuck it, that's enough. You get the point. -2 the fuck out of this; it most likely deserves it. BTW, Doodles, I really don't dislike you. Please just stop being the little dog chasing Spike around and kissing his ass. A-Listers are not the ones to emulate. . . . .
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:27:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:02:04 EST (#)
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Rob Bergs intelligent????
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:55:51 EST (#)
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Fuck... "Anyhow"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:55:25 EST (#)
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Eh, Bart banned him anyone...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:41:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:26:21 EST (#)
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me too.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-23 17:17:13 EST (#)
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every time you review any post of mine, no matter what the rating or batshit insane words used, i'm going to -2 five of your posts just to watch you go fuckng nuts.
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-25 22:13:36 EST (#)
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Great post!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-25 21:30:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-25 21:27:31 EST (#)
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Get off my sack, fucker. You're going to give me fleas.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:44:17 EST (#)
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a shit post from a dumb retard
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Shut up, Doodles.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:44:17 EST (#)
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a shit post from a dumb retard.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:33:57 EST (#)
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Scourge, worry in one hand and shit in the other, then eat both with a pinch of Jewish pussy. Fuck YOU, you Goddamned idiot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm very worried about your mental well being. i know some people who can help you. you just have to be willing to accept that help. admitting you have a problem is the first step on the path to healing and all that...
i think some electroshock therapy, maybe a few severe beatings, a strict regimen of anti-psychotic drugs, and intensive daily counselling, all while you are confined within a facility of course (for your own safety as well as everyone else's), is really the appropriate course of action at this point.
why, within five or six years you may be ready to join the world of the sane and healthy again! you can probably get your job at mcdonalds back! they have a program to help the retarded i think... isn't that how you got your job in the first place?
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:06:34 EST (#)
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You know KK was just pulling everyone's leg, right?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:04:59 EST (#)
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i honestly love when people say "ask bart, that alter isn't me"
like bart has nothing better to do than back you up.
P.S. stop refering to me in all of your comments. it's a bit stalkerish
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:02:34 EST (#)
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"Chalk it up to my advanced age and stupidity." - Bubba2341
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 20:00:17 EST (#)
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Shut up, Scourge, you short dicked idiot.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:59:13 EST (#)
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what the smack
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:57:56 EST (#)
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you need to talk to a mental health professional, bubba.
this behaviour is very unhealthy.
does your toothless, harpy wife know about this? maybe come clean to her, or your priest, or a friend (if you have any), or one of your underage male playthings and they can help you get the help you so desperately need.
Submitted by baby (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:48:10 EST (#)
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you cry more than me, and i'm just a baby.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:48:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:39:50 EST (#)
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i love your yournamehere alter, bubba.
you're doing a much better job with it than you did with sadie and billrhine.
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Shows how stupid you are, dipshit. It ain't me, babe. Ask your buddy bart. It ain't me.
God, scourge, you are such a fucking idiot. . . . Do you and apollo suck each other, or just you and his wife?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:39:50 EST (#)
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i love your yournamehere alter, bubba.
you're doing a much better job with it than you did with sadie and billrhine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How I got on the Uber "Highlight Reel" is beyond me.
IT MUST BE TRUE.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 lack of decent content and effort
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-2 for your life, shithead. Are you gonna -2 a few more of my posts for no reason?
You suck, your mother sucks, and both of you swallow. Moron.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:36:24 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87616#2849624
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:32:03 EST (#)
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-2 lack of decent content and effort
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:30:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:21:56 EST (#)
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you disgusting old piece of shit
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You young idiotic cocksucker. How's your ugly wife, DIPSHIT???
That's right, cockboy, I referred to the bitch. FUCK YOU!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:21:56 EST (#)
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you disgusting old piece of shit
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:08:03 EST (#)
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DOn't be sad, Wildboy. It's out of character for you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:04:48 EST (#)
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Very very sad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-25 19:02:42 EST (#)
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Tony, apparently I am both. . .
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2009-01-25 18:58:37 EST (#)
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Are you a grouchy old man or a 3rd grader making a list of his friends and enemies on the playground?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-25 18:53:59 EST (#)
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