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ADD09:R2 - Pairings & Titles (948 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories
Labels: ADD09

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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-01-26 02:51:29 EST



Hey, thanks for almost 2000 hits yesterday, you bloody cunt rags!!!


The players & the titles are below. Participants must write a piece of Flash Fiction No LESS than 100 WORDS and No MORE than 550 WORDS. Word count MUST be provided at the bottom of the post. NO poetry will be accepted, and any NSFW images must be properly labeled. A general rating system will be used, and there will NOT be any adjustments. Make SURE you link your post back here for full review. I will be labeling all entries as ADD09, & they'll be found here ----> http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/add09

ROUND 2 starts NOW and will last until Friday (Jan. 30th) night at 11:59pm EST. We'll have the weekend to vote and everything will be tallied Sunday after 11:59pm. ROUND 3 will begin that next Monday.


Here are the ADD09 players & titles for ROUND 1


Banjo VS Offspring
"Black Throated Wind"

Fallen VS BozzNC
"Broadcast Quality"

Fey VS KaosKing
"Just A Glitch"

GoneFiguring VS Inion De Trua
"The Sound Of An Idea"





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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-31 03:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

's okay. Let the highest rated loser move on to the next round in my place. I don't write poetry so I didn't think it was poetry but I know it's not really a story so I will gracefully accept my disqualification.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-30 15:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://ubersite.com/m/120931


I think you're going to have to play R3, Kaos.

Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-30 14:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/120928.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-30 14:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/120930

i don't believe in getting things in early.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-28 19:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here is my entry for round 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/120904

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

caring about the mva is really fucking weird.

+2 ADD, even though you fucked it all up horribly

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Shit Sico, you and Oathy both...




Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I totally fucking agree. Right now it's up between me, Donkey, Shandy & Caul. At least 2 of those other fuckers still post regularly.

Zakalwe? Get him the fuck outta here. WillZone, ETS & Spooner? When did they bother here last? Hell, didn't Stabkill quit/get banned? ComicBookGuy only shows up every few months to post something and keep his place - when he last review anything? For fuck's sake... how long has it been since we saw Tom, Jonukah or Sideburns???

Great, I'm glad they all have 3 or 4 digit user ID#'s. So what? They don't do dick here anymore, they're just old buddies with Bart.

I wanna see people like YOU, Shadow, on the MVA. You, FJ Bell, Fallen, SkrapMetal, Inion De Trua, Nath, Ghola, Hurty, Fungah, Coley, Snark, Forensic, Phallic, DeathJester, BeerTurtle, Experima, Merlina, Scourge, Circe, Thorny, PenName, Icarus, Beeltea, BoshMan, and a number of others. Hell, even Muddy, Indo and Lisa!!!

I wanna see users like Orphelia, Emission, Ballare, X54, Fey, Banjo, Famine, Sage, Sgt. Hartman, Saccy-Lish, BozzNC, NintendoCzar, GoneFiguring, Snagglepuss, Monkeys, Sandman and Cowman at least FEEL like they might have a chance at getting there someday...

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If only I didn't get banned...or if I could combine all the accounts the hits alone would send me way over. Alas, poor Bart has a god complex.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Fair Enough, my lil' Emission...




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think it would be wrong of me to accept your offer KK. Fey beat me and facing her again, well it would be cool as I like Fey lots but if I was to win, it would make a mockery of the competition.

Plus the fact you dont disregard obvious -2 bombs on entries, is a bit absurd. I m being serious now, I wanted to get through because of my story and without the -2 that was dropped 15 minutes from the deadline onto my post, it would have been a tie.

But hey ho, the rules state that is cool, your rules. So thanks for the offer but im not gonna be in a competition that I didnt actually get through the first round in!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


EI, shut the fuck up.

Let's make out!

Oh, and I've been thinking - do you want my place in ADD09? I only entered to make it even. Also, you ARE technically the highest rated loser - so you WOULD take my place anyhow....




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

will look at facebook tonight KK, but if its a snivelling apology, i shall NOT accept it!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


No, no... don't lie.

I mean, Urbane was there, right?

From what I understand - that means you came close.




Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Everyone knows I came nowhere near getting laid at an Ubercon.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


AJ, feel free to go jack-off to your precious memories of Uber's "Golden Age" or how you almost got laid at an Ubercon.




Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha

Maybe Bart could make a 'Special Olympics' MVA.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The MVA could use a little refresher, since over half are now gone.

____________________________________________

I totally fucking agree. Right now it's up between me, Donkey, Shandy & Caul. At least 2 of those other fuckers still post regularly.

Zakalwe? Get him the fuck outta here. WillZone, ETS & Spooner? When did they bother here last? Hell, didn't Stabkill quit/get banned? ComicBookGuy only shows up every few months to post something and keep his place - when he last review anything? For fuck's sake... how long has it been since we saw Tom, Jonukah or Sideburns???

Great, I'm glad they all have 3 or 4 digit user ID#'s. So what? They don't do dick here anymore, they're just old buddies with Bart.

I wanna see people like YOU, Shadow, on the MVA. You, FJ Bell, Fallen, SkrapMetal, Inion De Trua, Nath, Ghola, Hurty, Fungah, Coley, Snark, Forensic, Phallic, DeathJester, BeerTurtle, Experima, Merlina, Scourge, Circe, Thorny, PenName, Icarus, Beeltea, BoshMan, and a number of others. Hell, even Muddy, Indo and Lisa!!!

I wanna see users like Orphelia, Emission, Ballare, X54, Fey, Banjo, Famine, Sage, Sgt. Hartman, Saccy-Lish, BozzNC, NintendoCzar, GoneFiguring, Snagglepuss, Monkeys, Sandman and Cowman at least FEEL like they might have a chance at getting there someday...

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 03:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Uh, how is that irony? UM was a giant clusterfuck that annoyed 80% of the users and went on for WAY too long.

Basically, unless it's a super-duper special BART sanctioned event or unless it's one of his ubercon buddies from 4 years ago, PolyAJ isn't happy & "Doesn't Approve."

He blasted both Sphagnum's no-content post and this one. Eh, what exactly DOES he want?




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol

I*R*O*N*Y

below




Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 22:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No one really cares. If it's not UberMadness, I'm not interested.

________________________________

Yeah, cause the last UM went down SO well, you pretentious cum stain...




Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm finding it hard to keep up with all these competitions. Primarily because they're all fucking as boring as batshit but also because there is usually a bunch of fucking talentless nobodies writing all the stories.

This one is no different.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No one really cares. If it's not UberMadness, I'm not interested.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Emission, check your FB...




Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe "Swoosh"?





Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

did i pay attention to this yet?

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dagnabit Crystal get out of what's left of my brain. Now I'm going to have to think harder for a story than writing 'ding' 101 times. 'Pop', or 'boioioioioinnnggg' perhaps?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:51:29 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you keep giving Banjo titles from Grateful Dead songs she might wake up one day and find she's turned into a hippie. So, good work, is basically what I'm saying.

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What do you mean 'turn into a hippie'? Whose to say I'm not already a hippie?


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FTR

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you keep giving Banjo titles from Grateful Dead songs she might wake up one day and find she's turned into a hippie. So, good work, is basically what I'm saying.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks FJ

now what the hell is a BozzNC?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

forget it Banjo, Kaos 'Hitler' King has made his decision and as he says, 'no adjustments shall be made'.


I lost to Fey, thats it. :(

may she go on and triumph in the bext roound, as i for one shall be dropping -2 bombs on KK's entry.

ahh of course I wont , but if its anything like his first whining entry, I shall have no choice.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 06:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:32:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

FIX!!!

FIX!!!

EI WOZ ROBBED!

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I agree, EI was robbed, he should be in this round most definitely!

Can you not deal him a wildcard or something. Get him to pick a pair to go up against, if he out rates them, he knocks them both out of the comp and he goes on to the next round.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 06:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FALLEN FTW.

Cunt.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-26 05:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i blame my loss on snarks vagina tasting like sandpaper


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Gotta be tuff with the muff.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i blame my loss on snarks vagina tasting like sandpaper

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I blame my loss on global warming and Geraldo Rivera.
===============
Geraldo? Whatever happened to that guy?


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I blame my loss on global warming and Geraldo Rivera.

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I always thought KK was a goathumper, then I discovered he wasn't greek.


Orphelia licks gypsy dwarf taint. Pass it on.


Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

has this post suddenly turned nasty?


KK's a gypsy dwarf fucker
===========
Is KK a gypsy who fucks dwarfs, or is he a gypsy dwarf who fucks? EXPLAIN!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

gypsy dwarfs are hot, I don't blame him.

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you put blue eyeshadow on your titties to hide the stretch marks?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and if billrhine IS bubba then you are seriously bio polar

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

has this post suddenly turned nasty?


KK's a gypsy dwarf fucker

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm, sure it is. you are an idiot

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

classy comment. your parents, had they not seen sense and abandoned you at birth, would have been so proud.
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Class is way beyond you, honey.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

classy comment. your parents, had they not seen sense and abandoned you at birth, would have been so proud.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah KK, you just wait till my book outsells your trash













'Ei's bendy banana'
top ten best seller!

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kk is a nazi. rules are made for breaking.

poor ei weeps at his computer for the injustice. I hate to see gay men cry :*-(
==========
Did your hubby smack you yet? He should.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kk is a nazi. rules are made for breaking.

poor ei weeps at his computer for the injustice. I hate to see gay men cry :*-(

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia:

<ahem>

"For the Flash Fiction here in ADD09, opponents will be paired up according to what my boy cat tells me is fair. Opponents will be assigned a title from those listed below, at least in the first 2 rounds. Participants must write a piece of Flash Fiction No LESS than 100 WORDS and No MORE than 550 WORDS. Word count MUST be provided at the bottom of the post. NO poetry will be accepted, and any NSFW images must be properly labeled. A general rating system will be used, and there will NOT be any adjustments."



Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you wanna dance and hold my gland?
Under the moonlight?
I got fudge! Hershey's chocolate kisses!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe the contest was rigged to eliminate ei. It is a sham!

YourNameHere is an alter and their rating should have been discounted.

kk is evidentally jealous of ei's writing skills.



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Gah, I need to eat something.

Rice or a salad? I'm thinking a salad, because I don't want to be pissed with heating up the stove.




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what you trying to say Crystle........

dammit I wish to smell pretty

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Almond-Rose?


That is SO gay

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid fucking competition

____________________

You're not getting your Almond-Rose scented lube back now, Mister!




Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, change of question... who brought the "m&m's"?

_________________________________

Yeah, FO' REAL! I'm not allowed to be around things like M&M's, Tic-Tac's, Reece's Pieces, Mike&Ikes, Skittles, or anything ELSE remotely PILL SHAPED!!!






I blame Method.




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid fucking competition


-2 feel a bit ill , but dont die

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"My New Gimp Suit Chafes A Little"

I could write a kick-ass story to that title.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

also, the winning entry for "The Sound of an Idea"

*ahem*



DING



that is all

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, change of question... who brought the "m&m's"?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who ate all the m&m's?

_________________

Mmmm, Melts in your mouth, not in your...

**begins thrashing, drooling & pissing himself**




Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WELL?!?!?!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*drums fingers on table*

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*GLARES*

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who ate all the m&m's?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


im afraid that im not the one who takes medication to stop my mouth foaming

_______________________________________________

Listen, just because I'm on...

OH LOOK, A PILE OF COLORFUL PILLS!!! **gobble**




Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



#1 - YES I DO RUN THIS CONTEST!!! **sob**

#2 - If you live under my roof, bucko; you follow MY rules!

#3 - I know a twat when I see one!!! ex. Sgt.Hartman (hehehe)

#4 - Seriously, you guys wanna play/fight/make-out? Here's your title - "My New Gimp Suit Chafes A Little"





Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhh YourNameHere, i dont really care


*turns my back on you*

no serously i would love to produce another piece of exquisite writing, against you. but i feel from your history on uber, that you are quite correct, you would whoop my ass.

actually no but really, no




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

me and fey were tied huh.....


cool :)


you seem to be refeering to me as spastic and retarded a great deal recently


im afraid that im not the one who takes medication to stop my mouth foaming


*stares*

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

KK doesn't run this site, or this contest.

Enter all you like.

You don't have to abide by his rules.

He doesn't even know a twat when he sees one.

Jump in the fucking contest.

Give me a title and I'll kick your fucking ass myself.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 04:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I'm sorry, my lil' spastic friend.

I posted the times and said I wouldn't adjust ratings.

You and Fey were tied, anyhow.




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to agree with my arch nemesis on that one.

EI and Yournamehere onto victory!


I was actually looking forward to going through in this competition KK, first comp I have ever put any effort into.

Its quite a shame :(

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Oh, a pussy would be between any NORMAL woman's legs. Now, Katy, on the other hand...



I'm just mad 'cause she won't send me her sex tape.




Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's called a pussy, you numbskull.

No wonder you're on this site so much.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Um, no...

But I WILL investigate the diabolical mystery between Katy's legs.




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so KK will you investigate my unfair exit from this competition?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


She is. One of those MILF's, if you will...




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

crystles so hot

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Go heat the other post...

DEVELOPMENTS @ 11PM!




Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

_____________________________________________________
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-25 00:25:55 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

...

(have i gave sufficient heat yet)

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, you're welcome anyway.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, it wasnt

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:33:50 EST (#)
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Your entry was shit, my friend.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:32:52 EST (#)
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Thanks to YorNameHere who dropped a -2 on my entry at the last moment

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:32:50 EST (#)
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2000 hits gets you 1 red ticket

5 red tickets gets you 1 yellow ticket

5 yellow tickets gets you 1 blue ticket

5 blue tickets gets you a blow job from coley plus she will whitewash your fence



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:32:08 EST (#)
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FIX!!!

FIX!!!

EI WOZ ROBBED!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-26 03:22:35 EST (#)
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Hey, thanks for almost 2000 hits yesterday, you bloody cunt rags!!!
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Are they letting us trade hits in for stuffed animals now or something?




Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 02:53:42 EST (#)
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#1 - Fey, will you please beat my ass in this round so I don't have to be bothered anymore?

#2 - Bakh, blah, blah, we hate you Kaos....

#3 - So, it would seem that Bubba has been banned.





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