Happy Birthday, Dear Orphelia (NSFW) (1762 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.36 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2009-01-26 07:26:40 EST
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-01-29 03:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:15:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't killed anyone, and I don't think I ever will. Unless it was a total and complete accident, like I bought someone a beer without realising they were an alcoholic and they died of liver poisoning.
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<3
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what GG's look like but I'll take a shot of the milk, please.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knocked you off :)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm afraid I must investigate myself to make sure.
We have the welfare of these children to think about, don't we???
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have time for your banal conversational emails either :)
tee hee.
KK, what makes you think I have a huge snatch? Having children? Or have you seen the movie...? :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, okay... don't let another baby get sucked up into your snatch because you're hyper-ventalating.
hehehe...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN'T TAKE YOUR PRESSURED DEADLINES!!
Just because you can reel out words in coherent and interesting sentences, don't expect me to!
I have to WORK at my bits, you writing Nazi.
THIS POST DESERVES A MUCH HIGHER RATING, IT HAS BOOBS, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLUE SHADOW AND A OVERCOOKED CHICKEN FILLET.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man, her fella's really gonna kick the shit out of her now.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost asked what the deal with the trumpet was, not remembering one being in the original song, then I realized I'd have to ask about boobs and pregnant bellies and realized it was a silly question.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is one of my favorite Beatles songs and now it's associated with some internet woman.
Whatev'
+1 for the song, the one that's really good I mean...that you didn't write
WOOOOSH
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was going to give this a less than stellar rating, but earlier i was in the 'more about scourge' thing and saw that you have a low overall rating from me... not in the negatives by any means, but low.
and really i guess it should just be a little higher.
so, +2 i guess.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quite proud of you and your ability to MSPaint breasts...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flash Harry needs a girlfriend. QUICKLY!
Happy Birthday you ugly ho.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John Hinckley would love this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think it would be possible to make a post that is less interesting than this one.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That had to have taken awhile.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Orphelia
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, just jealous. Nothing special there.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You hate me? :o(
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think i hate you, bell...Sorry for that.
I should have send her flowers.Me stooooooopid.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahaha!
Happy Bday Orphy!
love the knicks!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely done
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday Orphy!!! I have the same pants as you!
Great tribute post.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame my urbane sausage like fingers and lack of braincells
sorry :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Clumsy foo'
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol at my last rating.
of all the streaks I ruin
BLONDES!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:56:07 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IS that shlongy at his bbq??
Ugh. YOU WANNA GET SMACKED?
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lol.
it was 'ugh' at my not so funny joke, not your/his tight buns.
slapped is preferential to smacked, ass rather than face :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IS that shlongy at his bbq??
Ugh. YOU WANNA GET SMACKED?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Given her earlier post I was expecting the cover art from Pantera - A Vulgar Display Or Power
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-26 09:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to a most fertile gal!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-26 08:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even with the side scroll
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
His chicken fillet looks a bit bland...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the slippers that guy's wearing.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes the boobs are proportional and in composition to a nice (although rather worn) titty shot.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, Happy Birthday, O.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IS that shlongy at his bbq??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
'strum'.
oh and those are my real boobs and panties.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 07:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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