for the europeans on here (1160 hits)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2009-01-26 10:07:13 EST
What the fuck is wrong with the Turks? One of those greasy little shits tried to stab me in a bar the other day because I was dancing with some girl he didn't even know.
I managed to avoid getting skewered, and the bouncers beat him pretty good, but seriously WTF some parts of Berlin are almost as bad as Detroit.
The worst part about them is they never fight fair, they always have a knife, or there are 46 of them around. I feel like I have to bring a fucking platoon out to the bar with me sometimes.
My apologies to the nigs back home, I thought you were the scum of the earth, but aparantly it gets so much worse.
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-01-30 03:14:08 EST (#)
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turks aren't european.
they fall more into the middle east.
uncle adolf would be doing barrel rolls in his grave, if he had one, if he knew what was living in his dear deutchland now.
ironic
Submitted by Prontod (user info) at 2009-01-27 21:20:19 EST (#)
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if ever in australia....watch out for the lebs, those fuckers like to wear human skin jackets and will get you for anything!
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:21:07 EST (#)
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Oh, and as a response to this guys bullshit I've started carrying my KA-Bar around with me
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:38 EST (#)
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I guess there will always be that one group on people, be it an ethnic group, a religious group or whatever that is fucking scum, and can't seem to act like a normal person.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:54:52 EST (#)
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If he tried to stab you and failed, then he was a sorry excuse for a Turk.
I'm not saying you need to be stabbed or anything.
...unless you do.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:13:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:10:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:31:25 CST (#)
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pshhhhhhhhh - wax would never work!
it's all about the peanut butter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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AAAAAAND I think that's the dirtiest review I've ever read from Crystle.
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Dirty? Well she DOES live with rats, you know...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:10:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:31:25 CST (#)
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pshhhhhhhhh - wax would never work!
it's all about the peanut butter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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AAAAAAND I think that's the dirtiest review I've ever read from Crystle.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:56:53 EST (#)
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Katy, please don't talk.
Here, I have something to fill your mouth. **smiles**
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:53:44 EST (#)
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"Turkey (Turkish: Türkiye), known officially as the Republic of Turkey (Tur-Türkiye_Cumhuriyeti.ogg Türkiye Cumhuriyeti (help·info)), is a Eurasian country that stretches across the Anatolian peninsula in western Asia and Thrace (Rumelia) in the Balkan region of southeastern Europe. "
wikipedia saves the day. it's both. depending which half you were in, it could still be europe's fault.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:52:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:41:32 EST (#)
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BTW, they are asleep now.
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Awww, the rats feel asleep.
TIME TO FIRE UP THE GRILL!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:48:41 EST (#)
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too many reviews. i wash my hands of this post.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:43:42 EST (#)
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Never intended to come off calling turks european, they are asian. That is why turkey is also called asia minor.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:04:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:00:00 EST (#)
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screw you! I wouldn't consider turkish people European.
Proper Europeans are Dutch, German, Irish, French, Belgian, Luxemburger, Swiss, Italian, Austrian, Danish, British, Spanish, - in that order. The rest are just along for the ride.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:32:26 EST (#)
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i only go to places that have a guest list so i don't have these problems. what kind of holes are you going to?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:28:51 EST (#)
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fanny foo foo
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:06:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:44:03 EST (#)
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You just put my off my chocolate milkshake. For that I will never forgive you Merlina.
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wah ha ha
my work here is done
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:48:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:37:44 EST (#)
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"they always have a knife, or there are 46 of them around"
Sounds like Method's Mom's bedroom on a Saturday night. Except the dudes are all black. Though she's all about the affirmative action (key word being action) and would definitely nail a gang of Turks too.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:17:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:59:17 EST (#)
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bubba alter below
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:58:13 EST (#)
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^^^^^^^^^
Hopefully, we can rid ourselves of that one too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:15:01 EST (#)
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"fucking mold"
truffle shuffle has a new meaning.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:13:56 EST (#)
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sorry, I'm so fucking mold right now I can't formulate a coherent sentence
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:51:35 EST (#)
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i expected a better answer from method.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:44:03 EST (#)
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You just put my off my chocolate milkshake. For that I will never forgive you Merlina.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:41:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:38:14 EST (#)
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Anyone else allergic to peanut butter snatch?
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well to be fair that wasn't how I found out I was allergic
But for those out there who want to picture it.... knock yourselves out.
eeeeuugh.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:41:32 EST (#)
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BTW, they are asleep now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:40:35 GMT (#)
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I think it would be highly unlikely to be preggers.....
first I gotta find someone willing to fuck me.
sex makes my lips burn.
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that'll be the peanut allergy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:40:39 EST (#)
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well, never actually tried any, but not really wanting to. Like LM, the thought does make me wretch a lil.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:40:35 EST (#)
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I think it would be highly unlikely to be preggers.....
first I gotta find someone willing to fuck me.
peanuts make my lips burn.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:39:45 EST (#)
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allergic to snatch?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:39:21 EST (#)
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another uber baby on the way?
I want to see ultra sounds saved as a jpeg please.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:39:13 EST (#)
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not the peanut butter part of it, Red...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:38:39 EST (#)
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you'd get horrible horrible infections.
Unless you went with the smooth stuff, and that's sinful.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:38:32 EST (#)
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ooooh, get yourself tested. you could endure up to 44 months of gestation, and you need to know when to count from.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:38:14 EST (#)
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Anyone else allergic to peanut butter snatch?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:37:36 EST (#)
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truthfully....
It crossed my mind more than twice today.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:37:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:12 EST (#)
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What's wrong with peanut butter? I Like peanut butter!
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I'm allergic - keep away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:36:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:35:03 GMT (#)
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even the idea of peanut butter snatch always makes wretch a little.
Today this is a very bad thing. Screw you for starting this fakey.
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Peanut butter snatch??
yech.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:36:02 EST (#)
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I actually agree with you LM - but are you preggers to be THAT sensitive to the suggestion?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:35:03 EST (#)
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even the idea of peanut butter snatch always makes wretch a little.
Today this is a very bad thing. Screw you for starting this fakey.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:31:25 CST (#)
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pshhhhhhhhh - wax would never work!
it's all about the peanut butter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:31 EST (#)
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ha, even on uber, the power of shock still exists.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:34:12 EST (#)
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What's wrong with peanut butter? I Like peanut butter!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:33:43 EST (#)
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*vomits*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:32:24 EST (#)
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*blinks*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:31:25 EST (#)
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pshhhhhhhhh - wax would never work!
it's all about the peanut butter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:29:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:27:45 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:25:46 EST (#)
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they groom your lap?
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Please wax Crystle
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How rude!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:27:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:25:46 EST (#)
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they groom your lap?
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wax
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:25:46 EST (#)
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they groom your lap?
*raises eyebrow*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:23:39 EST (#)
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apparently not.
they do this in my lap, as well. It's the growling as they groom that makes me chuckle.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:22:38 EST (#)
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have they no shame?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:21:50 EST (#)
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maybe I WILL =- post on youtube as GIMP-PUPPY WARS... see if I start a new genre of 'film-noir'
after they've respectively pinned and beat each other, they savagely lick each others ears and muzzles while growling before collapsing into a pile of sleeping fur. they're at the communal grooming phase now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:17:36 EST (#)
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you should film them fighting Crystle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:10:07 EST (#)
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it's even more humorous that I had the other dog spayed and she's wearing one of those cone's around her head.
So the little puppy bats the cone and pokes her splint into the face of the big puppy, who then 'catches' the little puppy IN her cone, pinning her to the floor or wall.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:09:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:08:16 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:55:11 CST (#)
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Well, if I remember my GCSE history properly, it was during the great belt shortage of 1606 that the outrage about the puritan hogging of fully twice as many belts as they required to stop their archaic trousers from falling down, finally reached the point that there were riots.
And so the Mayflower was sent off from Plymouth to arrive to trade belts and hats and a resistance to having a good time with the native americans.
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And you Britishers have the audacity to bash Americans. Good god man, look who you sent over!
Freethinking and tolerant they were not!
It's like trying to produce an Einstein with an inbred test group. Ain't gonna happen.
We started doing better with the founding fathers insisting on a secular government, but those 'god a-fearin'' genes were still in the American collective as a whole.
So, quit picking on us so much, yeah? We had a rocky start.
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GIVE US BACK OUR BELTS THEN!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:08:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:55:11 CST (#)
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Well, if I remember my GCSE history properly, it was during the great belt shortage of 1606 that the outrage about the puritan hogging of fully twice as many belts as they required to stop their archaic trousers from falling down, finally reached the point that there were riots.
And so the Mayflower was sent off from Plymouth to arrive to trade belts and hats and a resistance to having a good time with the native americans.
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And you Britishers have the audacity to bash Americans. Good god man, look who you sent over!
Freethinking and tolerant they were not!
It's like trying to produce an Einstein with an inbred test group. Ain't gonna happen.
We started doing better with the founding fathers insisting on a secular government, but those 'god a-fearin'' genes were still in the American collective as a whole.
So, quit picking on us so much, yeah? We had a rocky start.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-26 13:07:41 EST (#)
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it's very funny to watch my itty bitty puppy use her splint as a bat, hitting around balls and beating on the slightly bigger doggy.
She knows she can reach things with it she couldn't normally, but she often misjudges the distance the splint can go.. if a puppy has to be a gimp for 2 months, at least it's cute.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:58:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:58:07 GMT (#)
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I was always puzzled about what the Dutch were doing at this time. Weren't there loads of them at large in the new world at the time? Yet we never seem to hear anything about them.
It is a shame because the Dutch are the egg & spoon of races. Not enough is taught about them in schools.
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And that's why the French don't wash.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:58:07 EST (#)
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I was always puzzled about what the Dutch were doing at this time. Weren't there loads of them at large in the new world at the time? Yet we never seem to hear anything about them.
It is a shame because the Dutch are the egg & spoon of races. Not enough is taught about them in schools.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:55:11 EST (#)
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Well, if I remember my GCSE history properly, it was during the great belt shortage of 1606 that the outrage about the puritan hogging of fully twice as many belts as they required to stop their archaic trousers from falling down, finally reached the point that there were riots.
And so the Mayflower was sent off from Plymouth to arrive to trade belts and hats and a resistance to having a good time with the native americans.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:53:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:50:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:46:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
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Pretty sure it was a bunch of religious nuts who were sick of people laughing at them for wearing belts on their FUCKING HATS.
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There is an awful lot to be said for being able to have people you don't like or who don't agree with you publically beaten simply by accusing them of touching their genitals when they urinate.
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How the fuck did they ever get around to reproduction? Jesus.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:53:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:46:59 CST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
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Pretty sure it was a bunch of religious nuts who were sick of people laughing at them for wearing belts on their FUCKING HATS.
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Did they leave willingly or were they unceremoniously bumped out on their ears?
As in, "Piss off, Puritans!"
Red-as you already suspect, you can't trust American history as taught by American ideologists.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:52:31 EST (#)
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no, wait. The other thing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:52:19 EST (#)
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I'm just kidding Catholics. I know you are a lovely lot. Forgiving, friendly and accepting of others.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:51:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:50:35 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:46:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
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Pretty sure it was a bunch of religious nuts who were sick of people laughing at them for wearing belts on their FUCKING HATS.
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There is an awful lot to be said for being able to have people you don't like or who don't agree with you publically beaten simply by accusing them of touching their genitals when they urinate.
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Is that why catholic priests have small boys to hold their cocks for them?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:50:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:46:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
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Pretty sure it was a bunch of religious nuts who were sick of people laughing at them for wearing belts on their FUCKING HATS.
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There is an awful lot to be said for being able to have people you don't like or who don't agree with you publically beaten simply by accusing them of touching their genitals when they urinate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:49:50 EST (#)
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OR have cartoon depictions of Thanksgiving lied to me?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:46:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:45:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
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Pretty sure it was a bunch of religious nuts who were sick of people laughing at them for wearing belts on their FUCKING HATS.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:46:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:25:31 EST (#)
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Yup, I envy the "honour" of fighting in the US, one on one, best man wins, when you're down you're out.
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that's weird cuz i've seen my share of drunk american tourists ganging up on people.
they all hang out in the same bar. you can go every friday or saturday night. when they get out, they feel big and strong (when there are thirty of them) and start shit with pedestrians.
they're kinda like niggers.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:45:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
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It wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme of things) that a certain group of Brits got so fed up with how shitty things were over there that they got on boats and fucked off to a whole different continent. Perhaps I'm oversimplifying.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:42:06 EST (#)
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Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:40:23 EST (#)
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People of all races, colours, creeds and ideologies fight dirty in bars. It is a hallmark of the kind of person who attacks a stranger in a bar.
I would have thought that as a trained killer you would know this. Perhaps you should look into a more suitable profession for a man of your sensibilities. Perhaps the theatre or sucking cock.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:07:43 EST (#)
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If I had things my way, I'd tie Britain to a huge fuck off ship and drag it out into the middle of the Atlantic, close the doors to immigrants and throw a party.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:05:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:00:00 EST (#)
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screw you! I wouldn't consider turkish people European. Proper Europeans are British, Irish, French, Italian, Spanish, German - in that order. The rest are just along for the ride. That's why they all vote for each other in Eurovision and the founding European countries don't get a look in. It makes them feel European.
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haha so I am less of a European than the British. Second class European!!
Go me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:59:17 EST (#)
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bubba alter below
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:47:02 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
This will help.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:43:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:35:07 EST (#)
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I recommend the ubiquitous ball-pein hammer. Hammers are generally classified as tools, not weapons, so if the sign says "No Weapons", you're still OK. In a bar I guess it won't do you much good, but in the car it's useful to have a Youth-size aluminum baseball bat or two. Light, fast, easy to aim, dents but doesn't break, better range than the hammer. Get out of your car with 12 punks around you and they may think a bit before giving you trouble if you've got a bat in each hand. If you choose that way, though, be sure to practice and not just pose.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:33:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:31:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:29:53 GMT (#)
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The Turks aren't human.
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You bloody racist! Just because they gave you an enforced cold shower!
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What would you know about humanity?
God damn robots.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:31:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:29:53 GMT (#)
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The Turks aren't human.
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You bloody racist! Just because they gave you an enforced cold shower!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:29:53 EST (#)
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The Turks aren't European.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:13:49 EST (#)
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Europeans??
no such fucking thing
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-26 11:00:00 EST (#)
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screw you! I wouldn't consider turkish people European. Proper Europeans are British, Irish, French, Italian, Spanish, German - in that order. The rest are just along for the ride. That's why they all vote for each other in Eurovision and the founding European countries don't get a look in. It makes them feel European.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:25:31 EST (#)
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Yup, I envy the "honour" of fighting in the US, one on one, best man wins, when you're down you're out.
It's not just turks, in the UK fighting involves a group of lads, beating down then kicking and perhaps stabbing one guy who "looked at them funny."
I'd call myself a pussy for avoiding fights but they're not fights, they are beatings by a group. Normally kids too, imagine the shame of getting the shit kicked out of you by a group of 15 year olds! When there's 12 of them you don't realy stand a chance.
Hence the golf clubs in the car, you can take a couple out first with knee shots with the business end of a putter you can even things up a little.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:24:09 EST (#)
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This racism is killing me inside
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 10:09:46 EST (#)
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