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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2009-01-26 14:34:08 EST




I wish I would have written about a lot of things while still in the warm afterglow...A LOT of things.

I love life lived reckless kids. I prefer to kick it on the very outer fringe.

I suppose if I would have stopped and written those things while fresh, it would have cheapened the moment. I am too selfish for that. A distant reflection when the euphoria has turned yellow is what I offer up. Voids bitten out in the flow of events that create a sporadic read. In my defense those voids were created by distilled spirits, Pussy and THC. If It were not for those elements you and I would not be sharing right now.

Keep it between the ditches Daddy.

I have been on a run. No. Not drugs. I am fortunate that I have been able to overcome. I have learned that junkies, true adrenaline junkies, never really stop being junkies. We all just seek out a new kick.

My current run is living out things I never thought in a far and away dream I would experience. And by doing so it has caused me to be placed in a very peculiar plain in life. Soon I have to pull it in and stop feeding off the euphoria of slouching towards the edge. The problem with that is I have a girl, the reckless adventurer to my left. She follows no matter how black the travel. Two un-prepared, yet diving in. That is one heady combination. It makes it hard to pull back because it is just so fuckin fun!

I have a candle under a bushel.

I have experienced some powerful moments, Some enduring. I recently checked off some top liners. But when will it end? What maneuvering and struggling will I tolerate to reach a new rush?

Here are some descriptors of these moments: Wonderful. Lovely. Heart thumping. Beautiful. Wild. Passionate.

I don't address the bad.

I am holding hands walking into fire. And it is a mellow and relaxed gait.

Gate.

I fear crossing over this suspect bridge one more time. one more time. one more time.... . Perhaps it will crumble while we are off exploring. We will be trapped. I have to admit, that is a big part of the rush!


That's all I got.

Recklessly yours,

Mick.


by the by, Pussy should always be capitalized.

And The Cramps

what i don't know can never hurt me I live a life that's working for me what i respect you just can't see what you expect I'll never be primitive that's how I'll live primitive i take what you give cause I love and i live primitive the things i do you'd never try what i get free you have to buy i'm proud of my life but don't ask me why cause if i told ya, i'd probably... primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive


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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get the sand out of your manjina, fatty. I can't help that it's crap.
____________________


Thanks!

I cant help it either.

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Yes you can. You have a gun, right? Put it between your lips and pull the trigger. It will make life better for you, for me, and for everyone involved.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see what you mean.
___________________

I am glad you do...because i have no fucking idea what i mean!

i will say this:

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

I hear ya loud and clear.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see what you mean.
___________________

I am glad you do...because i have no fucking idea what i mean!

i will say this:



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see what you mean.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yikes.

And to answer your question, MickGinny, no I don't want to "prove" it. But I'm not going to idly sit here while you make ridiculous deductions about the size/tightness of my cunt, especially when they're based on such arbitrary information as the size of my eyes and teeth.

It is what it is though, I guess.
__________________________________

Darlin, dont refer to your ya ya as a cunt. That is just wrong. a Pussy is a beautiful thing...even a cavernous laundry sack Pussy like yours.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




"but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better."

Tis a myth.

You really want to prove how tight you are dont you darlin?


its sweet.
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There is no correlation between body size and vagina or anus capacity. Look at porn star Mila, she is very tiny but has done so much anal that her butthole rivals Goatse.

When I lived in Seattle, I knew a tiny Asian woman who could take two (women's) fists in her vagina at the same time.
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Yikes.

And to answer your question, MickGinny, no I don't want to "prove" it. But I'm not going to idly sit here while you make ridiculous deductions about the size/tightness of my cunt, especially when they're based on such arbitrary information as the size of my eyes and teeth.

It is what it is though, I guess.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Just go with it.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get the sand out of your manjina, fatty. I can't help that it's crap.
____________________


Thanks!

I cant help it either.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get the sand out of your manjina, fatty. I can't help that it's crap.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Inane babbling punctuated by words you obviously didn't know how to use? I don't get it... did Simon steal this account or something?


Another winner!

Great reading and comprehension skills!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Inane babbling punctuated by words you obviously didn't know how to use? I don't get it... did Simon steal this account or something?

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I imagine that you sound like George Carlin.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




"but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better."

Tis a myth.

You really want to prove how tight you are dont you darlin?


its sweet.
------------------------

There is no correlation between body size and vagina or anus capacity. Look at porn star Mila, she is very tiny but has done so much anal that her butthole rivals Goatse.

When I lived in Seattle, I knew a tiny Asian woman who could take two (women's) fists in her vagina at the same time.
__________________________________

pandoras box

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




"but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better."

Tis a myth.

You really want to prove how tight you are dont you darlin?


its sweet.
------------------------

There is no correlation between body size and vagina or anus capacity. Look at porn star Mila, she is very tiny but has done so much anal that her butthole rivals Goatse.

When I lived in Seattle, I knew a tiny Asian woman who could take two (women's) fists in her vagina at the same time.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Hmmm, I see where you were trying to go...




Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




"but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better."

Tis a myth.

You really want to prove how tight you are dont you darlin?


its sweet.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry dude. I sense the theme here but the words themselves are just rambling.



coreect!

we have a winner!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible grammar, and you've -2'ed me in the past

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Ugh, get over yourself.
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Shut up, alchie, and have another.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You don't do abstract very well.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-26 17:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where are we going, again?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible grammar, and you've -2'ed me in the past

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Ugh, get over yourself.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i cant say anything sage, you have been invited

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You wrote this;
what i don't know can never hurt me I live a life that's working for me what i respect you just can't see what you expect I'll never be primitive that's how I'll live primitive i take what you give cause I love and i live primitive the things i do you'd never try what i get free you have to buy i'm proud of my life but don't ask me why cause if i told ya, i'd probably... primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive


?

Plus two for you.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

astrasoleil.at.gmail.com

And what sort of "research" do you have to do, EI? Or is that "confidential"?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HOT DANG EI's struck gold!

come on sage, come to big poppa pump


Oh and i need your email address for RESEARCH purposes

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well you know how literal I am, so of course you'll expect the fact that I'm going to say that it's really impossible to do so over the intarwebs.

Settle for a nibble, then? Promise I'll be gentle!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

look here chopsy, im NOT like redskies, he's the gay one.

BITE ME NOW!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well you haven't warranted it, now, have you EI? Besides, aren't you more interested in boys? Perhaps I can talk Sico into biting you.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bite me!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3 below.

Don't make me bite you, redskies.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HUGE fucking teeth.


Just underlining that point.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

However, your previously linkwhored supposition (on one of my likely more vacuous attempts at a post) that big eyes + big teeth = big vajayjay hole, you're incorrect, at least in my case.
***********
This should read:

"However, your previously linkwhored supposition (on one of my likely more vacuous attempts at a post) that big eyes + big teeth = big vajayjay hole, IS incorrect, at least in my case."


Even the grammar queens fail sometimes. Have points.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 16:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible grammar, and you've -2'ed me in the past.

BUT I'm in a good mood so have a zero.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

I only -2 you because you deserve it honey. Give me something! i will be the first to say what it did for me. but you gotta give me more than : "lookie how cute i am. my teeth are white, i am blonde, and weigh 94 lbs."

hurt me with something real. write it down and post it, can you sacrifice yourself like that? pointing out grammatical errors is just not going to cut it with me.

are you the gal w/ the huge snapper?
****************************************
I tried to post stuff that was more meaningful in the beginning of my uber "career". Look at some of the stuff I've actually written. All my camwhores were either answers to speculative questions/comments or (hey, successful) attempts at hitwhoring.

I have big teeth, if that's what you meant. However, your previously linkwhored supposition (on one of my likely more vacuous attempts at a post) that big eyes + big teeth = big vajayjay hole, you're incorrect, at least in my case. I mean, every female is going to say "I'm not loose!!" but I am too small to be anything but tight and I do kegels on a regular basis to ensure proper muscle function. Hell...if nothing else, it makes MY pleasure that much better.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry dude. I sense the theme here but the words themselves are just rambling.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where do I sign up?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-26 15:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well i agree with everything

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible grammar, and you've -2'ed me in the past.

BUT I'm in a good mood so have a zero.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

I only -2 you because you deserve it honey. Give me something! i will be the first to say what it did for me. but you gotta give me more than : "lookie how cute i am. my teeth are white, i am blonde, and weigh 94 lbs."

hurt me with something real. write it down and post it, can you sacrifice yourself like that? pointing out grammatical errors is just not going to cut it with me.

are you the gal w/ the huge snapper?

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrible grammar, and you've -2'ed me in the past.

BUT I'm in a good mood so have a zero.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you cant turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when im with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

And I worry 'bout the ring you wear
Cause as long as no one knows
That nobody can care
Your fellin guilty
And I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed
And baby I'm not scared
Im singin...

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Solo

Won't give you money
I can't give you the sky
It better off if you don't ask why
I'm not the reason that you go stranded
We'll be alright if you don't ask me to stay

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you cant turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when im with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NOW, how are you fucking things up?

I haven't been paying attention....


Ha! how am i doing it? 5 ways from Sunday. alll the fucking way!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NOW, how are you fucking things up?

I haven't been paying attention....

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bastards

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:39:25 EST (#)
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"Keep it between the ditches Daddy."

I heard Method's Mom say that one time, but she was no where near a car



HA!!!


Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-26 14:39:25 EST (#)
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"Keep it between the ditches Daddy."

I heard Method's Mom say that one time, but she was no where near a car.


I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius