Has Uber Changed The World? Who Knows Who? (3405 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-01-27 13:22:22 EST
So I find out today that sage has met sico.
It made me wonder..
Who has met who on Uber. Who has made great friendships through uber. Who has known someone for years now because of uber. And more imprtantly - who has slept with who on Uber??
Personally I have met
phuzzygish - gorgeous, just gorgeous
flyingbuttmonkey - friends for years because of uber. She's stayed with me and I've had a (embarrassingly drunken) night at hers.
Berty - just the one meeting but lives up to what you expect. Intelligent guy.
redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
spam - good fun for a night out
Captain Thorns - met him in Islington in a pub. Unfortunately it was a bad night for me (long story) so we didn't get the chance to chat as much as I will do next time
Fabit - adorable
Davros - still in touch with. nice fella
Nath (w-s-t-r-y-m or whatever) - and his girl Jo. Sharp as a tack.
kracka - hilarious
hairycoo - also gorgeous
Barneymeinhoff - sweet guy
The Bloke - well obviously...
I attach a photo of one of those nights (there were many).
I HATE this photo of me. My hair is now its natural dark blonde and its so, so much longer. And I'm fitter...
anyway..
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-07 06:57:16 EDT (#)
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Cakes sounds like fucking mystiamoon and i don't think anyone gives a shit who you are anyway
Craaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyy
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 06:10:53 EDT (#)
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You look just beautiful, your hair too. Such pix is a perfect reflection of Uber peep--well duh but --and why I finally left for a few years then I started reading here again and reviewing at times with this user name: cos its 95% guys! And of them, safely 40% are idiots. I've met one person from this site and talked to 4 on the phone--to help with your poll. Funny, we're oldish friends too, here, never met or talked on the phone tho. --ms cakes
PS: Why an alter? it makes things easier-- not having to keep up w emails and IMs that drove me crazy! --hat's off to all you who didn't take the low road. (Altho I am helping peep a lot more by being here less, real probs, real people. It feels better.)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-07 04:12:47 EDT (#)
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Huh, I actually know where that is - nice place with limited likelihood you'll get stabbed.
If you get a chance, it's worth having a crack at Western Gailes. They've played Open qualifiers there in the past and it's a cracking course on a good day.
You're probably too rich for them, but the three municipal courses in Troon are good fun if there's a bunch of you.
August is a pretty decent time of year on the West Coast as well, worth taking the ferry over to Arran and climbing Goat Fell if you get the chance too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-06 12:19:50 EDT (#)
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Maybe they all need their ass kicked and Shlongy is the man for the job.
Anyway, we'll be driving up north to some of the distillery towns (Aberfeldy, Glanrothes, etc.)...
Fuck, I've never been to the country so it really doesn't matter what the hell we do. I'll play Turnberry and Royal Troon and drink a shitload of scotch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-06 08:55:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-06 06:30:41 EDT (#)
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'Downtown Ayr'... Prepare for a shock. It's a shithole.
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TOo right. Place is full of weird looking, pasty fucks with piss-holes in the snow for eyes saying "my life for Ayr" and then giggling.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-06 08:34:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.awflowerworld.co.uk/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-06 08:20:11 EDT (#)
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Shithole or not...that's where we are headed.
http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p414943
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-06 06:30:41 EDT (#)
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'Downtown Ayr'... Prepare for a shock. It's a shithole.
Also, beaches on the Scotland's West Coast are both award winning and beautiful. Name something that's won an award in Bristol. Inbreeding and cider do not count.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-06 03:50:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 22:56:48 BST (#)
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Now hear this" Shlongy is flying into Glasgow next August, 2010, for a week...staying in the Ayrshire & Arran area (wherever that is)...minutes from the beach...minutes from Royal Troon and Turnberry and a mile from downtown Ayr.
So, make your reservations, ladies, to come blow me.
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Oh, a beach in Scotland! Lucky You!
You could meet HBTS.....ummmm, hmmmm thats it.
He'd blow you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:56:48 EDT (#)
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Now hear this" Shlongy is flying into Glasgow next August, 2010, for a week...staying in the Ayrshire & Arran area (wherever that is)...minutes from the beach...minutes from Royal Troon and Turnberry and a mile from downtown Ayr.
So, make your reservations, ladies, to come blow me.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:27:20 EDT (#)
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I met all the originals back in the day, like almost 6 years ago. On my birthday. It was the original Ubercon. Theres a pic with everyone who attended somewhere. Insanethemind even has his ass hanging out in the group shot. So you know its an official Ubercon. Because someones ass is hanging out, obviously.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:12:38 EST (#)
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I think if I were to show up to any ubercon I'd be guilty of being reserved.
Someone said earlier they'd have to go fucked up and offend someone for it to be 'real'. Is this how you act in normal life? Fucked up, running around offending people?
Way I see it, sure everyone's pretending to be nice to each other but that's what we do when we meet strangers in the real world, isn't it? You don't go running around looking for people to offend do you? I mean if the options are
A. Act like a dick, get into a fist fight, not get invited back and generally have a bad time
or
B. Maybe put a little of that asshole attitude in it's cage when interacting with other grown ups and actually enjoy myself and have a good time
I'm choosing B. Call me a fake or whatever. Sometimes being an asshole isn't you being 'real' and being 'honest'....sometimes you're just being an asshole.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-02 13:33:22 EST (#)
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There's an ubercon in Method's Mom's bedroom every night.
It's also known as Blackcockcon.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-01-31 22:45:50 EST (#)
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I married Mr. Funions!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-30 18:22:58 EST (#)
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Everyone else had given up on Twister, so it was just two tallish guys, in loose pajamas, putting their hands over and under each other, reaching for little red circles.
There's your mental image for the day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-30 06:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-30 11:37:19 GMT (#)
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Berty was never at a US ubercon, I was in Birmingham.
And yes, I remember twister. It was.... special.
Do you remember the jackass I was dating at the time? Whew! He and Jarod squared off in twister, it was quite homoerotic
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Squared off in Twister, what happened did he dangle his pee wee in jarods face?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-30 06:37:19 EST (#)
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Berty was never at a US ubercon, I was in Birmingham.
And yes, I remember twister. It was.... special.
Do you remember the jackass I was dating at the time? Whew! He and Jarod squared off in twister, it was quite homoerotic.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-30 03:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:56:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-29 05:09:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:04:22 EST (#)
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....... and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
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I SEE VALENTINE'S DAY 2007 MEANT NOTHING TO YOU
*weep*
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Awww..well by then, our plans for a girls-only cross-country crime spree/bakeoff had been put on hold for financial reasons. It's true- Coley is the only uberer I ever had made any legitimate pre-plans to meet with.
(I heard she puts out).
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SERIOUSLY
HOW do I get this REPUTATION?
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-01-29 23:44:22 EST (#)
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Shadow....... you don't remember New Year's at Jared's and Twister???
SHUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-29 23:43:40 EST (#)
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Wait..Berty was at a US ubercon?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-29 20:42:44 EST (#)
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I read most of the reviews, I give myself kudos.
A brief history:
I never wanted to attend an ubercon; firstly because I enjoy the warm blanket of anonymity that allows us to shed some social orders and speak flatly on the internet, but secondly because frankly, you guys are scary.
NEVERTHELESS, a few years ago Razor, who has been a friend of mine since the way back when (along with Jonukah), said to me "Hey shadow, we're going up to Atlantic City to drink and throw some cash on the gambling tables, you in?" And I said yes, it sounded like smashing fun.
So we get there, Jonukah, Razor and meself, and it turns out I'd been Shanghaied to an ubercon. But all was not lost! There were actually some pretty groovy people there:
Loren: Beautiful, smart, and urbane. She can work a room, she can optimize your portfolio, and though she doesn't like to, she will kick your ass if you cross her. (let me sleep on the floor of her room twice when Jonukah and I neglected to book anything for the trip.)
Nicole: Didn't get to see much of her, but she seemed like fun. Strong willed.
Rad: (I think it was rad, it may have been Matt, I may be mixing people up. Somebody with an "a" in their name) got miserably drunk and hit on me. Loren laughed at him.
JMG: very funny 90% of the time, tries too hard the other 10. Can tell you everything there is to know about any popular movie, including why and how hard it sucks. Has big ideas, and I like big ideas.
Apollo: Surprisingly generous. Bought more than his share of rounds, and was very cool. Not the contrived "I'm being nice to strangers" friendly, but the "Let it all hang out and see who salutes" kind of friendly. Has an understated affinity for the word "cunt."
Bart: Has a voice that is entirely to deep, too full of bass, too perfect to not be some sort of voice actor. Pretty quiet, pretty cool. Goes with the flow.
AJ: I witnessed his first attempt to eat Lobster, and it has forever endeared him to me. Plus he is really friggin' tall, and reminds me of my brother; goofy in the good way.
judoka: got kicked out for being an ass. He probably deserved it, from what I saw of him.
(I'm mixing occasions at this point, Atlantic City visits tend to blur after a few drinks; it's all lights and noise.)
Razor and Jonukah will forever be my homies.
DeathJester: Relaxed and happy. Knows his music and off color jokes, and says them loud enough for the whole class to hear.
Berty: Understated in every way. Brilliant, in spite of his protests to the contrary.
I don't really remember anybody else, so... sorry?
I'd do a UK ubercon; after all, if we for some odd reason didn't get on, I'd just get on a plane and never see you again.
Stories of the Vegas cons still give me pause...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-29 19:05:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-29 16:49:45 EST (#)
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Thanks but we're having a mead-bottling party on Saturday. My man makes his own booze too. Actually I bet you guys would really dig each other (in a manly, hairy-chested and totally hetero way).
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No kiddin? haikumikoo's girl makes mead too. At least she made peach mead once, which according to him wasn't such a success. Let me know how yours turns out, and if it's good, give me the recipe you used.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:43:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:57:54 EST (#)
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treasure hunts are fun. just leave shit in random places for people to find.
"hid red lollipop in third dress on first rack"
actually, i did roll up an unused but opened-on-purpose tampon in a shirt sleeve at abercrombie. it was one of those pre-rolled sleeves so i figured a tampon went with a douche.
i wonder what the reaction was...
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OMG I love that. still laughing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-29 16:49:45 EST (#)
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Thanks but we're having a mead-bottling party on Saturday. My man makes his own booze too. Actually I bet you guys would really dig each other (in a manly, hairy-chested and totally hetero way).
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-29 16:29:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-29 15:43:16 EST (#)
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I met MyTeeOne and Oathy. I'd be open to meeting anyone from here, but you would pretty much have to show up at my front door for it to happen. I'm lazy.
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Oh, WTF? I've offered to meet up with you for a drink several times, IN TOWN!
Hell, I even told you I'd make it worth your while to meet up with me, by offering you as much home-made beer (among other things) as I have available, which at the moment amounts to 5 gallons, not to mention keeping you in good spirits all day!
I'm more than slightly outraged.
You're invited this Saturday if you like, as I already have 2 other friends from Atlanta, that I met through the internet, coming down. They are a couple. Not a couple of rapists or murderers, just a nice couple from NYC living in ATL.
Bring your man if it makes you feel better, one of you can drink and the other can drive.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-29 15:43:16 EST (#)
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I met MyTeeOne and Oathy. I'd be open to meeting anyone from here, but you would pretty much have to show up at my front door for it to happen. I'm lazy.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-29 11:11:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-01-29 04:37:17 EST (#)
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All of Marlina's list plus...
Mike the Scottish
Noonie
TToM
Pock
Dervel
Congratulations on the engagement, agree on Soley, is Pock still in the same area?
-Dave
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Yarp, same place. In fact he's been working at the same branch of B&Q for so long now he was selected to be in one of their shitty adverts.
Only it got pulled by TS as he made everything look bigger than actual size.
I've left Devon for Bucks.
You still in the city or have you returned North?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-29 10:34:38 EST (#)
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I find it hard to believe that you never wanted to meet Shlongy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:56:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-29 05:09:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:04:22 EST (#)
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....... and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
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I SEE VALENTINE'S DAY 2007 MEANT NOTHING TO YOU
*weep*
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Awww..well by then, our plans for a girls-only cross-country crime spree/bakeoff had been put on hold for financial reasons. It's true- Coley is the only uberer I ever had made any legitimate pre-plans to meet with.
(I heard she puts out).
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:52:14 EST (#)
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actually as part of somethign in the westward ho bit of elementary school i learned how to take raw wool and make it into yarn :D. yes we used a drop spindle and hand carded the wool but still. i realize it's a long process but there are machines to help, even people powered ones. i have used a spinning wheel before and when i can i go to workshops on this stuff. have been for a couple months now. one sweater's worth of yarn from roving isn't all that time consuming and i expect as i got more sheep i would get help. IF i got more sheep. i wouldn't get more critter than i could manage and turn into yarn by myself unless i could afford help.
there's lots of different sheep. merino wool is plenty soft too. i also like alpaca wool. and i would probably get some cashmere goats. angora and mohair i find are a pain in the ass because they shed more than a cat on chemo. and they continually shed through the garment's lifetime. i don't care about making a lot of money on it, mostly personal stash use. i'm not trying to get a 400 head count here. besides i only have to make enough to feed the fuckers and i can always make a couple of the bastards into a roast if the herd outgrows my capacity to care for them.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:31:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:40:12 EST (#)
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the sheep are key. they are my future yarn.
seriously i'm not kidding about this.
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Keep this in mind. Sheep wool needs to have the shit cleaned out of it (literally) as it mats up the hair on their rears something awful. It actually needs to be cleaned and washed very well, but not in *too* hot water, as that may cause felting.
Ideally, you need to clean with cold water, which leaves the lanolin intact, thus making the wool somewhat "waterproof" as in Aran Island sweaters.
Also, not to ruin your fantasies, but how exactly were you planning on spinning the yarn? My wife has used a spindle and distaff for some time now, but it's a pretty pain-staking process which requires tons of time.
As soon as I get my fence put up, I'm putting in some bunny cages and raising Angoras to harvest the wool, to have her spin, and knit comfortable warm things so that I can sell them online at outrageous prices.
(She's quite the knitter, and the idea of me making her work makes me feel really traditional-manly.)
Srsly though, sheep suck.(no offense shepards!) Try Vicunya for something exotic, or Angorra if you want to make $$$ off it. The wool market is pretty competitive, and highly picky from what I understand.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:15:22 EST (#)
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SIGN ME UP!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-01-29 08:59:45 EST (#)
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You only meet people on the internet if you want anonymous sex with girls who have low self esteem.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-29 08:55:38 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:41:46 EST (#)
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I almost remember when Iddq actually seemed pretty intelligent and backed his points up with a least some semblance of reason. Now he just reads like a bitter old troll. When the fuck did that happen? "
when people stopped saying interesting things on this site, in order to make 'friends'.
as for billrhine, who i assume to be that douche with the small dick that keeps posting photos of the hookers he fucks (i cant remember his original screen name) - yeah, i do have lots of interesting things to say and am in fact a very good conversationalist. so i guess you ARE in fact right. congrats.
rob and shlongy, neither of you would have a chance - rob because youre probably about the same size as me, give or take and it'd just end up looking like that fight between two cyclists, and shlongy, youre an old man, i mean - come on. you slapping anyone around is about as likely as you getting pussy after 1983.
aside from that, im totally an awesome guy to have a drink with, least my mum says so.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-29 05:09:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:04:22 EST (#)
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....... and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
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I SEE VALENTINE'S DAY 2007 MEANT NOTHING TO YOU
*weep*
And I've met one person, briefly. I was having a crappy day and so the visit was short but we took some really scandalous photos. Shh!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-01-29 04:38:17 EST (#)
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...and Red is a cunt.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-01-29 04:37:17 EST (#)
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All of Marlina's list plus...
Mike the Scottish
Noonie
TToM
Pock
Dervel
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:17 EST (#)
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I've met Pock Hobbert, Stin, Mikethescottish and Berty.
They're all cracking folk, though Berty owes me £10.
I don't regret meeting any of them.
Pock is a real friend these days and not just an internet person. To the extent he was at my engagement soiree in November.
I wish I'd met Soley, I miss her.
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Congratulations on the engagement, agree on Soley, is Pock still in the same area?
-Dave
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2009-01-28 21:36:51 EST (#)
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nobody on the internet is real.
with the possible exception of me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:42:00 EST (#)
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ffs hidden made me laugh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:26:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-28 17:10:57 EST (#)
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frisbee is fucking gay
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if frisbee is gay then give me a penis to suck on because i loves me some frisbee!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:56:24 EST (#)
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Banjo is coming on to Hidden!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:49:23 EST (#)
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I LOVE FRISBEE!!!!
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so you like frisbee you say? well, how about coming over to my place tonight and we'll toss one around in my backyard. and when we're done doing that, i'll have anal sex with you.
how does that sound?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-28 17:55:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:18:45 EST (#)
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Ok I guess I'll say it again...
HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. I'LL BE IN NYC FROM THE 1ST TO THE 4TH HANGING WITH A FRIEND WHO WILL ONLY HAVE HER NIGHTS FREE. DOES ANY OF THE NATIVES HAVE ANYWHERE INTERESTING TO SUGGEST FOR A FIRST TIME NYC VISITOR?
I'm not doing the damn tourist bullshit. I prefer the local scene. I'm staying on the east side of the island and haven't the faintest idea what the hell to check out on my own while she's working.
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You should check out Method's Mom's place. Look for a building with a long line of black guys outside. Don't get confused and go to the unemplyment office though. It looks the same, but the line isn't quite as long.
As an added bonus, if you go at night and take the stairs up to her place you'll probably see Method sitting on one of the steps, crying and mumbling something about it being too loud to sleep and how leftover KFC is not a good dinner.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-28 17:10:57 EST (#)
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frisbee is fucking gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-28 17:03:51 EST (#)
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I only give "suggestions" in person, Kojak.
That's how I'm able to score so much Grade A trim.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:18:45 EST (#)
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Ok I guess I'll say it again...
HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. I'LL BE IN NYC FROM THE 1ST TO THE 4TH HANGING WITH A FRIEND WHO WILL ONLY HAVE HER NIGHTS FREE. DOES ANY OF THE NATIVES HAVE ANYWHERE INTERESTING TO SUGGEST FOR A FIRST TIME NYC VISITOR?
I'm not doing the damn tourist bullshit. I prefer the local scene. I'm staying on the east side of the island and haven't the faintest idea what the hell to check out on my own while she's working.
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If you like shopping stuff like knock off bags and stuff head down to Canal and Broadway. Once your done with that you can go to one of the many awesome! Dim Sum places in Chinatown (just walk East on Canal and you will start to see the change of scenery. Make a left on Lafayette Street and walk north along Lafayette Street and you have all the cool little Dim Sum places along the side streets)
I believe you said your husband was a cook so go to Pearl River Mart on Broadway and Broome (on the West side of broadway) It has tons of cool asian kitchen equipment (like the super cool japanese knives that Anthony Bourdain is into but for a small percentage of the price, there are also lots of other cool stuff and you can burn a good hour milling around this place)
You should go to the Cloisters (touristy but it should be done), there is the Met, Guggenheim, Natural History, Tenement, take the Staten Island Ferry (not to go to Staten Island persay but its free and gives you a lovely view of the Statue of Liberty without having to deal with the touristy bullshit.
I will think of more stuff...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:47:04 EST (#)
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She didn't ask for anyone to squire her around the city, Gargamel, she asked if anyone had suggestions as to where to go
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:34:36 EST (#)
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MANIC- As much as I'd love to squire you around NYC, alas, it appears that I might be in Tampa this weekend for some kind of major event.
I think there's a football game going on, or something. I don't know.
But if you ever hit SC, you know I'll be stalking you...before we hook up. Just make sure you wear something see-thru.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:28:30 EST (#)
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http://www.pbs.org/wnet/newyork/hidden/contents.html
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-28 16:18:45 EST (#)
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Ok I guess I'll say it again...
HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. I'LL BE IN NYC FROM THE 1ST TO THE 4TH HANGING WITH A FRIEND WHO WILL ONLY HAVE HER NIGHTS FREE. DOES ANY OF THE NATIVES HAVE ANYWHERE INTERESTING TO SUGGEST FOR A FIRST TIME NYC VISITOR?
I'm not doing the damn tourist bullshit. I prefer the local scene. I'm staying on the east side of the island and haven't the faintest idea what the hell to check out on my own while she's working.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:56:24 EST (#)
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Banjo is coming on to Hidden!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:49:23 EST (#)
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I LOVE FRISBEE!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:42:40 EST (#)
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not this time, for once. i really just like frisbee.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:27:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-28 14:48:33 EST (#)
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i would play basketball with you, Juls. but only if you'll play frisbee with me.
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Am I missing a subtle double entandre?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-28 14:48:33 EST (#)
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i would play basketball with you, Juls. but only if you'll play frisbee with me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-28 14:09:16 EST (#)
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oh, sorry!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-28 14:08:55 EST (#)
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WEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:23:18 PST (#)
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Although I've been at one in Vegas and told the dickheads to just fuck off and hung out with the people that made me laugh or who smoked weed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:55:49 EST (#)
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actually please play rugby with method and post the pictures. i would love to see him in traction. or least some sort of bizarre face deforming accident because you tackled him.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:41:46 EST (#)
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Katy that's not mean. I actually want someone to play basketball with me or something like that. Something interactive.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:40:17 EST (#)
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jgreening
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:38:10 EST (#)
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Although I've been at one in Vegas and told the dickheads to just fuck off and hung out with the people that made me laugh or who smoked weed.
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NAMES!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:23:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:09:15 CST (#)
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A rare momet of honesty on this subject:
My experience of Ubercons is that people are too busy being 'nice' to each to other to ever really get to know one another. This view, however, appears different from the general concensus but I think it's all too easy to fall into the trap of telling everybody that it was SUCH an amazing time and that everybody there was SOO awesome - to an extent I've been guilty of this myself - but in reality, the general vibe I got was that everybody was fairly inoffensive and 'nice enough' and I had a 'nice time' and stuff but I wouldn't say that anybody I met here was 'fucking awesome' or even in fact, massively interesting. Fuzzy was pretty funny I guess and I found Butters inexplicably intrigueing but on the whole the experience was very 'Meh'. Look at the vague and inoffensive descriptions of all of the Uber users you'e met, it's all just very 'nice'.
But then again, maybe thats what happens when you get a handful of internet strangers together in a bar.
Or perhaps I'm just socially awkward.
Or the only person being honest.
Not to say that I would never attend another Ubercon were one to be arranged, I just wouldn't break my neck to get there and I'd probably make sure I was properly fucked up before I turned up. Just so I'd lose the pretence of pretending to be a 'nice person' and actually rock the fuck out.
I think I'd need to offend somebody to consider it a success really. Seriously - I don't think you can have a roomful of strangers together and everybody like EVERYBODY and if thats the case then either people are being fake (possiby the wrong word - reserved maybe) or they're not really being honest with themselves about it.
dunno. Any Uberconers wanna be honest and tell me if they share these views?
Or we could just go back to felateing one another. """
Yeah, maybe so.
Although I've been at one in Vegas and told the dickheads to just fuck off and hung out with the people that made me laugh or who smoked weed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:16:22 EST (#)
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well shit if you just want someone to call you a lazy fat ass that could be almost anyone in new york. you live in one of the meanest cities ever.
i'm not trying to be mean to you :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:11:03 EST (#)
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email me toots
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:08:58 EST (#)
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No I do Katy, I want someone to be mean to me in the gym so I don't shudder in shock when I walk past the mirror naked after getting out of the shower. :-P
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:06:56 EST (#)
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she doesn't mean you get to work out with her though.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:58:22 EST (#)
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Method are you looking for another gym buddy? Seriously
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:41:34 EST (#)
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if you broads make me LOL at work again, you're all dead
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:31:18 EST (#)
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well he is zeus.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:06:11 EST (#)
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It wasnt the thong that bothered me, it was your artful bum wax job. I have never seen it done with thunderbolts before
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:04:37 EST (#)
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No, I bent over to pick up and eat some nachos I dropped on the floor. You guys saw my thong, I was so embarassed
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:58:36 EST (#)
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My pants stayed on, I believe it was another lady of the group who had some pants staying on issues.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:53:38 EST (#)
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Emission impossible is like a more muppety version of Danger Ranger. Just as old, but without the charm and counting ability. Let's swap him from the Australian lot.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:50:31 EST (#)
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i'm sorry i remember cleavage and your pants slipping off. anything else?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:48:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:14:42 EST (#)
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I've met oathmeal and he's really a nice fellow...just a bit misunderstood!
LOL
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:34:11 EST (#)
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That's not true, the first night I was wearing my work clothes and threw on a bit of makeup before we ran out to the pub so we wouldnt get kicked out of the hotel. Someone back me up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:19:52 EST (#)
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that and you had boobs and showed up as miss glam nyc.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:17:01 EST (#)
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I think it helped that I got them all wasted off their ass about 30 mins after meeting them
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:14:42 EST (#)
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I've met oathmeal and he's really a nice fellow...just a bit misunderstood!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:13:49 EST (#)
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oooh ok. mrs firebombing.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:08:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:57:35 EST (#)
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wtf is hlb?
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I am trying to avoid using real names, I know I used yours but more people know you by that than your actual ubername. Its Creep's wife's name. I think.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:57:35 EST (#)
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wtf is hlb?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:57:09 EST (#)
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i will take alpacas as a substitute but not poodles. i'll throw in a goat for method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:53:47 EST (#)
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How dare you sully the good name of sheep, you monsters
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:50:50 EST (#)
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Until I started counting the people I have met here I thought I hadn't met many:
Method
Hidden
Katy
Creepfirebombing
HLB
Genko
AlwaysAnEagle
Hilarity_Ensues
Hadley
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:47:12 EST (#)
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Nah, sheep smell. Use a poodle instead. The wool is just as high-quality...but they don't taste as good in a pie. I was distraught when my poodle died, but the jumper that I made from her corpse made me feel a little better.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:40:12 EST (#)
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the sheep are key. they are my future yarn.
seriously i'm not kidding about this.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:53:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:40:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:43:12 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:12:24 EST (#)
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well i promise not to stick around all day. plus you'd have a live in maid for three months that you wouldn't have to pay. i also cook. i might be able to get a summer job working at the london office. but i doubt they'll pay me much so it's why i'm trying to think of these things in advance. i'm good for cleaning house and stuff at offices.
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I might be able to get you a summer job
It would mean working for me... but I'm a nice boss...
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if it has anythign to do with farming i'm so there. especially if there are sheep. i need to learn to raise sheep so i can have yarn.
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I could get you a job in farming with many sheep and cows and anything else...
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Come work with me if you don't mind being a slave to Canary Wharf. There aren't any sheep...but the work IS repetitive.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yeah...since I've failed to post the requested info thus far...
Have met: phuzzygish, Merlina, Davros, flyingbuttmonkey, hairycoo, his lady friend, The Bloke, Shazza (honorary Uberer that she is), and Brdn_Nkd
Have slept with: none. Like I'm really THAT much of a glutton for therapy. ^_^
There's a handful of others on here I wouldn't mind meeting IRL, mostly elders from the pre-2006 era...you all know who you are.
Ciao, peeps.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:45:26 EST (#)
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Not sure what's going on Banjo. I think the general consensus is that any oppertunity to get wasted with imaginary Internet people should be grasped with both hands.
Get intouch with fakey, he'll know better than me.
You gonna partake lady?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:40:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:43:12 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:12:24 EST (#)
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well i promise not to stick around all day. plus you'd have a live in maid for three months that you wouldn't have to pay. i also cook. i might be able to get a summer job working at the london office. but i doubt they'll pay me much so it's why i'm trying to think of these things in advance. i'm good for cleaning house and stuff at offices.
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I might be able to get you a summer job
It would mean working for me... but I'm a nice boss...
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if it has anythign to do with farming i'm so there. especially if there are sheep. i need to learn to raise sheep so i can have yarn.
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I could get you a job in farming with many sheep and cows and anything else...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have liked to have met a few more of the uber crowd, particularly some of our Brits.
BTW who's living in NYC these days? I'm headed there next week to visit a friend of mine. It'll be my first visit to new york and I could use some advice.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:35:24 EST (#)
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Have met quite a few from here.
Would meet more, given the opportunity. It takes time to learn who is fucking around and doesn't present themselves honestly, and those who do.
Strip away the anonymizing layer of the webpage and people are people.
I don't get a lot of mileage out of drinking and partying it up, but park us somewhere with activities and I'm the first one renting a jet ski and laughing at people crashing into the dock drunk.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:26:37 EST (#)
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More than a mouthful...that's two handfuls.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-28 09:20:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:43:12 EST (#)
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if it has anythign to do with farming i'm so there. especially if there are sheep. i need to learn to raise sheep so i can have yarn.
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Sadly no.
Little known fact but I am a Director of Asset Commissioning, Testing, Quality Assurance & Project Handover. Bit of a mouthful, hey?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:46:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:20 EST (#)
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I would like to meet numerous people on here. Rob Berg (yes I know) Apollo ( so we could rape a giraffe) Inion ( she's bound to do a sex show) Berty ( he would intelligise me) Scourge (he has an obsession with crack but umm he can sit next to katy). FG, she's interesting. And I suppose Corn_Nugget.
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people seriously have the wrong idea of me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:43:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:12:24 EST (#)
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well i promise not to stick around all day. plus you'd have a live in maid for three months that you wouldn't have to pay. i also cook. i might be able to get a summer job working at the london office. but i doubt they'll pay me much so it's why i'm trying to think of these things in advance. i'm good for cleaning house and stuff at offices.
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I might be able to get you a summer job
It would mean working for me... but I'm a nice boss...
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if it has anythign to do with farming i'm so there. especially if there are sheep. i need to learn to raise sheep so i can have yarn.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:41:46 EST (#)
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I almost remember when Iddq actually seemed pretty intelligent and backed his points up with a least some semblance of reason. Now he just reads like a bitter old troll. When the fuck did that happen?
In all seriousness, I think an Ubercon revolving entirely around class A's would actually be a good idea. If everybody had a dab of MDMA on entering say, people might lose their inhibitions somewhat and be able to kick back.
Then again, it's also a solid bet that somebody would over-do things and fuck everything up for everybody else.
yeah, next time though - if I can ever be arsed with a next time - I'm gonna dose the fuck up on booze, pills and coke and roll in like fucking savage. Somebody needs to mix things up a little - As much as I loathe the drama that always surrounds the US Ubercons, at least something happens there. Ours are always 'Nice times'. (although the one at Pocks was pretty savage as I recall, and I think the one before that involved Soley getting taken home in a Jam Sandwich. That's what we need).
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:18:58 EST (#)
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I haven't met anyone nor do I have any plans to meet anyone.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:04:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:05:26 EST (#)
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Bugger. I was genuinely hoping that you had forgotton about that. It seems my ingenious plan to take you and your friend to the most expensive restruant in walking distance and have you pay for the meal has failed utterly.
'Tis a shame about Soley, but I suppose she's in a better place now.
Wait, you got engaged? Oh God! Does this mean that I have to give you that tenner I owe you AND buy you a present!?
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You took us? I remember asking you if you knew of a good Italian, you shrugging and waffling about Subways and me asking a taxi driver instead.
Yes to the tenner though. Plus compound interest. And a Bullseye style'e speedboat for the present.
Or none of the above.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did anybody make a decision on ubercon? I was reading but 240 reviews is too many to wade through whilst working...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120880#2852525
Only we decided nobody would want to go to Newcastle because you southerners don't like to travel.
I'm sure red said he'd organise it though - LittleM?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 06:44:24 EST (#)
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No joke, she totally moved to Warwick. It is hard on all of us.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-28 06:08:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:05:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:17 EST (#)
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I wish I'd met Soley, I miss her.
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'Tis a shame about Soley, but I suppose she's in a better place now.
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Wait... WHAT??? Are you fucks joking???
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a good ubercon though, even if Sharon did bring over that weird stranger with the big matches.
I didn't like that. He was talking and all I could hear was: "STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:46:09 EST (#)
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You were well angry. I think you actually called him a cunt, which proper coloured me flabbergasted.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:39:59 EST (#)
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hahaha - I wasn't THAT upset.
I couldn't have left you, Berty.
Not like that
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:09:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:55:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:54:14 EST (#)
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redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
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Not true, he's an utter cunt!
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he's really not..
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I was there when he told that joke. You were not pleased. Not even a little bit.
If I remember rightly you were so upset that you almost left. Red nearly ruined the entire evening.
Cracking fellow though. Very generous and with a good taste in DVDs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:05:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:17 EST (#)
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I've met Pock Hobbert, Stin, Mikethescottish and Berty.
They're all cracking folk, though Berty owes me £10.
I don't regret meeting any of them.
Pock is a real friend these days and not just an internet person. To the extent he was at my engagement soiree in November.
I wish I'd met Soley, I miss her.
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Bugger. I was genuinely hoping that you had forgotton about that. It seems my ingenious plan to take you and your friend to the most expensive restruant in walking distance and have you pay for the meal has failed utterly.
'Tis a shame about Soley, but I suppose she's in a better place now.
Wait, you got engaged? Oh God! Does this mean that I have to give you that tenner I owe you AND buy you a present!?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:31:39 EST (#)
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the way you described spam makes me think he's a bit mental
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He is larger than life and enormous fun. Unfortunately he is far too much fun for me to keep up with.
I kind of agree with what he said though, about Ubercons, but then they kind of have to be reserved affairs otherwise you end up with QueenAshlee 'towel' incidents and drama. Perhaps we should arrange an ubercon built around class A drugs?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just seen this movie called "waltz with bashir" and i think it's going to change the world. It's an animated documentary all about lebanon and GET THIS... it seems to point out that war and genocide aren't okay. NO WAY!!! Also, this movie repeatedly shows full frontal male nudity. I can't find my flip-flops, and I need them if I'm going to go out into the snow. Tee-hee!
Have any of you seen it?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew Gascs pre-Uber.
From what I understand, Mockidol, Hadley, Coleslaw-Murphy, Sacrilicious and possibly Lisa all live relatively near me.
I'm pretty sure there were some more users from Cleveland/Pittsburgh
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone is ever in Glasgow I'd be more than happy to entertain them for an evening. We'll go to the theatre, then for tapas, and then we'll go to a bar for Vouvray and Macallan. O, what a magical evening 'twill be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:20 EST (#)
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I would like to meet numerous people on here. Rob Berg (yes I know) Apollo ( so we could rape a giraffe) Inion ( she's bound to do a sex show) Berty ( he would intelligise me) Scourge (he has an obsession with crack but umm he can sit next to katy). FG, she's interesting. And I suppose Corn_Nugget.
Heh all that for the last line.
I would hate to meet Redskies, Method and Bubba.
young men covered in Tarmasalata, singing the star wars theme, NO THANKS.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:02:17 EST (#)
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I've met Pock Hobbert, Stin, Mikethescottish and Berty.
They're all cracking folk, though Berty owes me £10.
I don't regret meeting any of them.
Pock is a real friend these days and not just an internet person. To the extent he was at my engagement soiree in November.
I wish I'd met Soley, I miss her.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:50:38 EST (#)
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I've met D_R and Michael Jackson.
Amazing people.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:49:38 EST (#)
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OH! And CharminglyBeef as well.
That was a long time ago.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:49:02 EST (#)
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I've met Rob. That's it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:41:13 EST (#)
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ZOMG julie appearance...
wtf mate?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:40:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:18:39 EST (#)
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I'd like to meet apollo, shandy, scourge and jeanneee. And I suppose EI.
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Suppose LOL
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:02:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:09:15 EST (#)
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A rare momet of honesty on this subject:
My experience of Ubercons is that people are too busy being 'nice' to each to other to ever really get to know one another. This view, however, appears different from the general concensus but I think it's all too easy to fall into the trap of telling everybody that it was SUCH an amazing time and that everybody there was SOO awesome - to an extent I've been guilty of this myself - but in reality, the general vibe I got was that everybody was fairly inoffensive and 'nice enough' and I had a 'nice time' and stuff but I wouldn't say that anybody I met here was 'fucking awesome' or even in fact, massively interesting. Fuzzy was pretty funny I guess and I found Butters inexplicably intrigueing but on the whole the experience was very 'Meh'. Look at the vague and inoffensive descriptions of all of the Uber users you'e met, it's all just very 'nice'.
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you expect anything else from the circlejerkery of most of the faggots on this website?
people who tell ghola she can actually write?
hahahahaha.
there is but a tiny, tiny handful of people who have EVER been on this site that youd get an interesting converstion/time with.
thats what appears to be the worst thing about these 'ubercons' (after using the word 'ubercon', of course): the sheer dullness.
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I'll bet YOU can give all participants a great conversation, since you are the smartest fuckwad here. Am I right, or am I right, you condescending, pretentious asslicker???
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally I have met: ____________
People I may have met without knowing due to living in the same shithole town: littledan
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i haven't met any of the people here but i did lose my lighter and step in dog poo. this makes me very sad
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:39:46 EST (#)
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too many to list.
*fond memories*
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though i know im not trying to cross paths with any of you, I suspect I'll show at some futuristic ubercon where everyone arrives in an obscurely well-known city, like Prague, hopefully in flying cars.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:07:53 EST (#)
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i fucked Method's sister- http://stuff.ubersite.com/1169733401847815568/1/la_la_la_youre_never_going_to_get_this_la_la_la.jpg
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if that is true...hidden I officially request to be your wingman the next time I am in DC...because the ugly one in her pack probably is better looking than more of the bar whores around here.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to party with GLALL. I'll meet with anyone from here who's interested. I've met a couple of others and still have off-site friendships with several people who no longer post here (who will remain nameless at their request).
Hell, if someone takes issue with something I say on Uber, I'll give them directions here so they can settle it with me. Maybe I should just use this website as a dating/fighting service instead of a creative outlet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know that trick magicians do where they remove a mans tie without the man noticing?
right below his nose and he doesn't feel a thing?
well EI can do that with girls panties. just warning ya.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to meet apollo, shandy, scourge and jeanneee. And I suppose EI.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd slap him around, too...But because I'm "Mr. Friendliness", I'd do it with a smile on my face.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
iddqdour is one of the Ubersite 'contributors' that I would rather enjoy meeting, if only to poke him in the eye with a spork and maybe push him down a flight of stairs.
Just like 5 or 6 steps, though. I'm not a monster.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Life is what you make of it, Iddqd.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A rare momet of honesty on this subject:
My experience of Ubercons is that people are too busy being 'nice' to each to other to ever really get to know one another. This view, however, appears different from the general concensus but I think it's all too easy to fall into the trap of telling everybody that it was SUCH an amazing time and that everybody there was SOO awesome - to an extent I've been guilty of this myself - but in reality, the general vibe I got was that everybody was fairly inoffensive and 'nice enough' and I had a 'nice time' and stuff but I wouldn't say that anybody I met here was 'fucking awesome' or even in fact, massively interesting. Fuzzy was pretty funny I guess and I found Butters inexplicably intrigueing but on the whole the experience was very 'Meh'. Look at the vague and inoffensive descriptions of all of the Uber users you'e met, it's all just very 'nice'.
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you expect anything else from the circlejerkery of most of the faggots on this website?
people who tell ghola she can actually write?
hahahahaha.
there is but a tiny, tiny handful of people who have EVER been on this site that youd get an interesting converstion/time with.
thats what appears to be the worst thing about these 'ubercons' (after using the word 'ubercon', of course): the sheer dullness.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I met a ton of people from here. Method is the funniest. Aj is the butt of all jokes. Herpes is the quietest. Lisa is the awesomest. Kimmy is the one I'm closest to, butnobody knows her these days since she mainly lurks. If she even comes here at all, anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All photoshopped, my dear.
You're next.
Shlongy rides solo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met nobody and am damn happy about that.
In fact, I'm actually interested in shedding a few "real life" friends, if anyone is interested in taking a few new ones on.
Although, Im sure they'd hate most of you as much as I do.
===
Lies. There are pictures.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met nobody and am damn happy about that.
In fact, I'm actually interested in shedding a few "real life" friends, if anyone is interested in taking a few new ones on.
Although, Im sure they'd hate most of you as much as I do.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 - Merlina is seriously, like, the only sweetheart to have ever survived on Uber.
#2 - PuzzyGish and his Cunt can fuck right off.
#3 - I actually read all 203 reviews... because I'm lame.
#4 - Interestingly enough, quick question: anybody live in the Ohio/PA/WV area? I may have a summer plan...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, dear god learn to read comprehensively. If you can't read the difference from being an asshole to to say "hey Rob, you live <insert location> and work for <insert company name> and etc. etc. to a random insult, then you shouldn't be on here. Fuck, you shouldn't be on the internet.
Rob, the same for you. I'm not saying that I'm not an asshole persona on here but I'm over the negativity that actually stings someone. Calling Scourge fat doesn't count because he doesn't think he's fat but when I make a comment that has something to do with his personal life he cries to Bart about it and it is expected.
Yes, I'm an equal opportunity asshole and the only reason I like inion is because she sends me porn....still :)
I really don't have an actual qualm with anyone in real life...from here.
And sage, you can stop crying now but I don't care if you agree with Rob. Everyone knows he's got a newspaper with a whole cut out of it.
You people should be institutionalized for the way in which you like to "read between the lines." Either that, or I'm as cool as I think I am and your obsessions with me are running amok.
*bwaahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahaa*
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*Rob comes to further eval....wait for it, wait for it.....he couldn't resist*
*******************************
I never said you were a harmful asshole, Sico...I just said that you are part of the negativity and that you always would be and that if you changed (which I questioned that you would), uber wouldn't be the same. Read it again in light of what I just said...it's all there, albeit paraphrased.
I didn't realize you meant the type of ass that would attempt to blow someone up in regards to fucking them over in real life, i.e. seeing their careers/actual lives ruined.
I know the difference between the two, and I've never known you to be *that* uberer. Not to say that's not beyond your capacity, because you ARE a smarty pants and COULD do it, but I know that you're only on here to give and receive hate.
Oathy tried to pull some shenanigans on me with his alleged "girlfriend" not too long ago...remember? And I didn't fall for it...far from it. I wasn't about to give personal information to a random...seriously man, not like my life hinges on it or anything, but give me the fucking benefit of the doubt. I'm not entirely clueless, jackass.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A rare momet of honesty on this subject:
My experience of Ubercons is that people are too busy being 'nice' to each to other to ever really get to know one another. This view, however, appears different from the general concensus but I think it's all too easy to fall into the trap of telling everybody that it was SUCH an amazing time and that everybody there was SOO awesome - to an extent I've been guilty of this myself - but in reality, the general vibe I got was that everybody was fairly inoffensive and 'nice enough' and I had a 'nice time' and stuff but I wouldn't say that anybody I met here was 'fucking awesome' or even in fact, massively interesting. Fuzzy was pretty funny I guess and I found Butters inexplicably intrigueing but on the whole the experience was very 'Meh'. Look at the vague and inoffensive descriptions of all of the Uber users you'e met, it's all just very 'nice'.
But then again, maybe thats what happens when you get a handful of internet strangers together in a bar.
Or perhaps I'm just socially awkward.
Or the only person being honest.
Not to say that I would never attend another Ubercon were one to be arranged, I just wouldn't break my neck to get there and I'd probably make sure I was properly fucked up before I turned up. Just so I'd lose the pretence of pretending to be a 'nice person' and actually rock the fuck out.
I think I'd need to offend somebody to consider it a success really. Seriously - I don't think you can have a roomful of strangers together and everybody like EVERYBODY and if thats the case then either people are being fake (possiby the wrong word - reserved maybe) or they're not really being honest with themselves about it.
dunno. Any Uberconers wanna be honest and tell me if they share these views?
Or we could just go back to felateing one another.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat theif!
How could you steal heat from a two year old? You mean, mean lady!!
:)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i still think you're cute as hell in that pic.
~~~~~~~~~~~
who.. me?
are you NUTS?
You should see me now! hahaha..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i still think you're cute as hell in that pic.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*rubs hands together gleefully at two below*
DO let me help apollo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...yeah, I didn't understand that either Scourge... but lets face it, most of what that kid barfs out is only borderline comprehensible.
At least he's trying new material.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:06:20 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently he turned into an asshole, and he wasn't just fucking around. Beware fucking around on Uber-people don't understand.
yeah, and you're a prime example.
you are fucking dead old man, i'm going to destroy you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's glorious to see how much of an impact Simon thinks he has.
Goodnight meatball. See ya tomorrow.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I probably wouldn't be any good at meeting anyone from uber. I'd probably just make fun of their countries and accents - all the while maintaining that mine is the best.
===
...Red? Is that you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
me too, merlina.
this batch just didn't sit right at all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and what the fuck does 'a newspaper with a hole cut out of it' even mean?
either i'm dim today, or you're in top sico form.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had mexican last night, pitcher of margaritas along with it and i feel like shit.
~~~
yummy - I love mexican.. with extra chillies
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina, try not to diddle thinking of me.
~~~
I'll try.. hahaha. night hon
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't think i'm fat, but i'm feeling bloated as fuck today.
i had mexican last night, pitcher of margaritas along with it and i feel like shit.
i'm going to take a pic of it when it finally leaves me and forward it to sico so he can post it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going home. I'll come back to work tomorrow and look for the chants of "oh, the irony," Rob's comment that'll be as insightful as pube shaving, and whatever else there will be.
Merlina, try not to diddle thinking of me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of lines do you think I'm reading between, Simon?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well its only 9.38 but I'm going to my cozy bed. *yawn*
Carry on all..
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*because it needs a disclaimer, the previous was not an attack on sage*
REPEAT ABOVE
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, dear god learn to read comprehensively. If you can't read the difference from being an asshole to to say "hey Rob, you live <insert location> and work for <insert company name> and etc. etc. to a random insult, then you shouldn't be on here. Fuck, you shouldn't be on the internet.
Rob, the same for you. I'm not saying that I'm not an asshole persona on here but I'm over the negativity that actually stings someone. Calling Scourge fat doesn't count because he doesn't think he's fat but when I make a comment that has something to do with his personal life he cries to Bart about it and it is expected.
Yes, I'm an equal opportunity asshole and the only reason I like inion is because she sends me porn....still :)
I really don't have an actual qualm with anyone in real life...from here.
And sage, you can stop crying now but I don't care if you agree with Rob. Everyone knows he's got a newspaper with a whole cut out of it.
You people should be institutionalized for the way in which you like to "read between the lines." Either that, or I'm as cool as I think I am and your obsessions with me are running amok.
*bwaahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahaa*
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*Rob comes to further eval....wait for it, wait for it.....he couldn't resist*
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I probably wouldn't be any good at meeting anyone from uber. I'd probably just make fun of their countries and accents - all the while maintaining that mine is the best.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lulu.
~~~~
oh okay - the Bloke got me to look up lulu on google and he agreed.. hmm..
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Truly, it's the novelty of it all. It's the so-called "internet persona". He's an ass in real life, too, but he's got a good heart...those of us who he calls friends (in real life) have seen him at his best AND worst.
Everyone on uber has some quality about them that makes them relevant on uber. It wouldn't be such a drawing and interesting website if everyone were the same, now would it?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she's got the body of aphrodite. unfortunately her face is like method in a wig, complete with goatee.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He is always nice to some people...not sure who exactly but I'm sure you know who you are if you aren't among the brigade of people he hates on a regular (or at least semi-regular) basis.
He and I are good friends, so for the most part, he's nice to me too. But for him to say he's "over it all" when speaking of the negativity is nonsense. He posts poop and tells people to bring the hate and -2namis. He, like I said before, RELISHES in it.
Sorry, but I'm too objective not to call shenanigans on that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i fucked Method's sister- http://stuff.ubersite.com/1169733401847815568/1/la_la_la_youre_never_going_to_get_this_la_la_la.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sico has still always been incredibly nice to me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:59:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UJSeDO7bA
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*fwap fwap fwap*
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're the bird down font, you look like that singer from To Sir With Love.
~~
who's that?
=========
Lulu.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120886#2852819
Just for reference's sake.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with Rob, below.
Sorry Sico...but you are one of the meanest cunts here. Seriously. If you were actually pleasantly witty instead of insultingly so, perhaps you wouldn't be so poorly received here.
Instead, you're an "equal opportunity asshole" who relishes in the hate he receives here. Why try to say you're NOT that way now, especially when your words/actions have already proven otherwise?
Or is this Sico turning a new leaf?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:57:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm still in therapy because of it.
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Was it worth it to wet your nuts in Method's sister?
INQUIRING MINDS!
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Have some class. Please don't debase this website by making anapproiate sexual comments about Method's family members.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UJSeDO7bA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're the bird down font, you look like that singer from To Sir With Love.
~~
who's that?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:57:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm still in therapy because of it.
---
Was it worth it to wet your nuts in Method's sister?
INQUIRING MINDS!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm still in therapy because of it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to talk about anyone i've met from here because that's just not me, but man have i had some fucked up shit happen because of the people i've met from here...
But....but you ASKED me to re-enact the gag scene from pulp fiction with you.....wtf dude?
==================================================================
don't lie. you were raping me with your eyes all night. i didn't shit right for a week after that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to talk about anyone i've met from here because that's just not me, but man have i had some fucked up shit happen because of the people i've met from here...
But....but you ASKED me to re-enact the gag scene from pulp fiction with you.....wtf dude?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA, Simon.
"the negativity that gets thrown around on here just for shit's sake is rampant. That's not to say that I'm innocent and have not participated but I'm over that part of uber. I don't want to participate in that aspect of uber."
Over it?
Submitted by blubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You may be clever but you sound like a whistling pussy in your reviews. I didn't bother reading the actual post itself but the last several posts all I read were reviews of you whining and the such. I've avoided reviewing until now because I feel like you need to know what gargantuan sized pussy you've become.
Don't kid yourself, meatball, you continue to be one of the largest sources of random negativity that gets thrown around here.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're the bird down font, you look like that singer from To Sir With Love.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remarkably few uberers I have met in real life
Queen Ashlee was the first, we ate dinner ate a Steak n Shake in Jacksonville Fl. If memory serves she had her boyfriend with her too.
Then I met Razor and Firefly at their house in Cary. It saddens me that they are moving away.
through Razor and Firefly, I met John Galt and for the life of me I can't remember his woman's ubername.
I have not yet attended an Ubermeet although I may have to rectify that.
I almost met Bart when he was at Razor's but Razor's slack ass forgot to call me (that bastard).
A few other uberers might have crossed my path but I can't recall who. (sorry)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's funny, Scourge asked me how I felt about "getting a sissy pregnant"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I met Scourge once and was amazed that he actually is gay. We were sitting at a bar and suddenly Scourge pipes up with 'Do you mind if I push your stool in a bit?'
I punched him in the face and left.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina, calling you old was a joke, dear!
I think you are as spry as the first day you hated me :)
~~~~~~~~
*hug*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina, calling you old was a joke, dear!
I think you are as spry as the first day you hated me :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ohhh I see.
Hi sico sweetheart. My mistake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just don't want to take part, whether I'm the giver or the taker, of any that other shit I mentioned.
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Come on now Sico, we al know you'd much rather be the taker.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for reddy making me larf
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have to agree with sico. the main reason why i don't really want to meet anyone else from this site anymore is because of the drama that it creates and i like to keep my life drama free these days.
i'm not going to talk about anyone i've met from here because that's just not me, but man have i had some fucked up shit happen because of the people i've met from here... it would also be good ammo for you freaks that get off on hearing about people's personal lives.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me clear the air for Rob, Merlina, and whoever.
Before I do so: Rubbermaid = Sico (that was for merlina)
My statement below was not meant in any way to be harmful or mean or spiteful. That is honestly how I feel about the situation.
I'm sure you guys are all normal for the most part but like Merlina said, the negativity that gets thrown around on here just for shit's sake is rampant. That's not to say that I'm innocent and have not participated but I'm over that part of uber. I don't want to participate in that aspect of uber. If having spiteful insults hurled at me is all that happens when I visit this site than that's a good day for some other users. I just don't want to take part, whether I'm the giver or the taker, of any that other shit I mentioned.
Have a good day!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I was making a list of ubernauts I wouldn't want to see at an Ubercon, Sico would be second.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a bun at a sausage party.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no sico, i'm almost always right when it comes to you. hard not to be as you're a simpleton.
*hugs*
as far as indiscretions with personal info, i guess you're someone who should climb off his horse and practice what you preach, don't you think?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DOH.
Not you Merlina.
I mean Simon.
Tricky things them "below" comments.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are many folks on this site I would like to meet up with in person... only a few that I wouldn't.
The idiot below is one of them.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rubbermaid - negativity is a sad but fair view
Incidently - its not a push up bra - its a minimiser bra.
And if 38 is old to you, fine. You must be a little one.. bless.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, while fat and OCCASIONALLY right, is very wrong in this particular situation.
At one point I thought I'd be interested in meeting some people from here and that still exists with only about 3 potential candidates as of current. As of now, I've met Get_Nakeddd, Hilarity_Ensues, and Blitzkrieg_Bog in person, talked to a few over the phone.
The few I met in person were really nice and I'd gladly share drinks with again.
The reason I stopped wanting to meet you people is because you have this sick little fetish of getting the slightest bit of information about someone, then posting it here or there or using it as ammo later when one person pisses in your cheerios or you think it's "funny." I've seen first hand someone's career destroyed because of this and no matter how crazy or mentally insecure that person is it was never funny. Not one bit.
Look at the picture above.
There appears to be 4 normal people, 5 super nerds, 2 larpers, and one old lady with a decent push-up bra.
The novelty of meeting some of you has passed when I was able to trust the few I have enough with that mutual pleasure in a controlled atmosphere. The real reason I don't have a desire to meet anyone isn't because I'm "too cool" as sage put it, or "above" it, it's simply because I don't trust anyone here enough. Say what you want, but I can gaurantee at least 6 people that would cum their pants in pleasure with my personal info.
As said above, there is ~3 people I'd share a drink with that I haven't yet.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
joke!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that night in Islungton, indeed. Hope to make it over again within a few years.
~~~
as I said - we have guest rooms hon
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bloody women
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that night in Islungton, indeed. Hope to make it over again within a few years.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I met him. Many times - with my fella and our friends. This is not only the phuzzy I knew.... I swear to god this suprised me - but I...
god I'm speechless.
Yes there are many assholes but he wan't one of them.
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and it only took one woman to change that. depressing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu bubba
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HERMIEGASMATRON OUT
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lot 69 is first on the block tomorrow a.m.
bring your wares, barter your goods, at the end of the day the winner shall be blessed.
good day, gentle hermaphrodite. good day.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently he turned into an asshole, and he wasn't just fucking around. Beware fucking around on Uber-people don't understand.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful Merlina, though I may leave forget me not.
~~~
Never.
Ever.
*sighs*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my FECKING god.
What a cunt, what a bitch, what the FUCK?
I am so, so stunned by that.
===
I was, too. So much so that I actually took the chance and sent an e-mail asking to clarify the sender and meaning of the comments. I was told in no uncertain terms that I should never e-mail again.
And Katy, I'm a FULL 5 FEET TALL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
============
But others are worse assholes? I don't understand.
~~~~
I met him. Many times - with my fella and our friends. This is not only the phuzzy I knew.... I swear to god this suprised me - but I...
god I'm speechless.
Yes there are many assholes but he wan't one of them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok my pretties I am done for the day, thanks to snowfall. Suckers.
Beautiful Merlina, though I may leave forget me not.
Lishy, I ordered you some stilts. Height-enhanced spankz, pls.
scourge, I hope whatever dude you pick up at the bar tonight vomits on/into your dick during oral. Oh and keep me posted on the sequel to The Crying of Lot 69: Method's Sister.
Noonie, continue to noon.
The rest of you, go review my posts and give me hits.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
basically were saying that saccy is the size of a cat
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my FECKING god.
What a cunt, what a bitch, what the FUCK?
I am so, so stunned by that.
===
I was, too. So much so that I actually took the chance and sent an e-mail asking to clarify the sender and meaning of the comments. I was told in no uncertain terms that I should never e-mail again.
And Katy, I'm a FULL 5 FEET TALL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
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i would have to bend down a bit to lean my chin on your head. sometimes i bend my knees and try to see things from the same view point as people of your stature. it's like putting a camera on a cat and letting it go. you get to see the undersides of tables and stuff like that.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not met anyone from uber. I'm not sure it would be a wise idea, although there are several British miscreants I'd happily have a drink with.
We can laugh it off in the cells.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my FECKING god.
What a cunt, what a bitch, what the FUCK?
I am so, so stunned by that.
===
I was, too. So much so that I actually took the chance and sent an e-mail asking to clarify the sender and meaning of the comments. I was told in no uncertain terms that I should never e-mail again.
And Katy, I'm a FULL 5 FEET TALL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
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But others are worse assholes? I don't understand.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:55:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Katy, I'm a FULL 5 FEET TALL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
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Pah, ive seen bigger shoes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
treasure hunts are fun. just leave shit in random places for people to find.
"hid red lollipop in third dress on first rack"
actually, i did roll up an unused but opened-on-purpose tampon in a shirt sleeve at abercrombie. it was one of those pre-rolled sleeves so i figured a tampon went with a douche.
i wonder what the reaction was...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alright.
my uber to do list:
1.) restart auction for popadopalous' sister.
2.) white sox tribute post.
3.) get pics of banjo's boobs.
anything else?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just started typing out a little something about all the people i have met from ubersite and realized how completely fucked up everyone here is. well, i already knew everyone was fucked up, but i didn't really think about how much everyone else's fucked up lives from this site have affected my own life. this site is a poison.
~~
finish the list
In fact everyone else should its an uber request!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
....when you stand on a pillar that's 2'5" tall right???
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my FECKING god.
What a cunt, what a bitch, what the FUCK?
I am so, so stunned by that.
===
I was, too. So much so that I actually took the chance and sent an e-mail asking to clarify the sender and meaning of the comments. I was told in no uncertain terms that I should never e-mail again.
And Katy, I'm a FULL 5 FEET TALL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"..........desperate attention whores - that would be YOU and the rest of the female uber-flock."
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How rude!
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I am shocked to the core.
I can only assume he fell in love with a fecking idiot bitch. Good luck to him.
Why be so rude to Saccy - she's lovely.
Phuzzy of you sneakily read this... mate, I am shocked.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy is 3"2 iirc
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just started typing out a little something about all the people i have met from ubersite and realized how completely fucked up everyone here is. well, i already knew everyone was fucked up, but i didn't really think about how much everyone else's fucked up lives from this site have affected my own life. this site is a poison.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy's official height is documented as 3'2.
Between you and me, though, I think she paid someone to let her stand on some phone books.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:46:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
"..........desperate attention whores - that would be YOU and the rest of the female uber-flock."
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How rude!
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This made me giggle like a lunatic.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dearest Merlina,
My affection and favor rest upon you as well. I do appreciate your sentiment, as well as the bold manner in which it was expressed. Sing of me from the mountains, as I will sing of you to the sea.
~~~~~~
*faints*
Orgasmatron is beautiful.
Oh if...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MWG, i would certainly meet you, plan a bank job and escape happily with million AND millions of pounds. Or we could rob the queen, posing as butlers with monkeys for willing helpers.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOH, but I forgot completely that I did "treasure hunting" with 2 uber-users also. I left something, and drew maps, and had fun with that.
I'm pretty certain that nobody nearby wants to meet me.....which is fine....because...because.... I don't wanna meet any of you assholes anyway! (boohoohoo.)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RED Sox. RED. R-E-D you prize twat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you killed him?
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HAHAHA I was referring to the short comment.
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well really, you're like 4'9 right?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"..........desperate attention whores - that would be YOU and the rest of the female uber-flock."
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How rude!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ei, fg, merlina, start here and work your way up if you'd like to see what the scarlet harlot referenced and what i was very openly talking about: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116507#2711669
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oh my FECKING god.
What a cunt, what a bitch, what the FUCK?
I am so, so stunned by that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i often get shit on my 'The Orgasmatron'.
white sox, right?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dearest Merlina,
My affection and favor rest upon you as well. I do appreciate your sentiment, as well as the bold manner in which it was expressed. Sing of me from the mountains, as I will sing of you to the sea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you killed him?
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HAHAHA I was referring to the short comment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:41:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As I said, I only see boobs not color. I see but one pair of twins in that photograph, therefore I cannot confirm of deny the presense of another female. While I gladly welcome your efforts to boot me in my bag - as I assure you it would end with you receiving a compound fracture and an "I got shit on my the Orgasmatron and all I got was this awesome t-shirt" t-shirt - I would prefer to keep you outside of sniffing distance of my balls. Maybe I'm the one with the problem, but I've heard that you're a bit of a biter.
~~
HAHAHAHA The Bloke and I are both watting outselves laughing at this.
Orgasmatron - I LOVE YOU
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The solution to the energy crisis! Glowing Urine!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: SCOURGE
YOU STILL OWE ME A SOX TRIBUTE, CHUMLEY
PLEASE DIRECT YOUR FINGERS TO YOUR HOLE IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IN ERROR
LOVE
O TOAD
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never met anyone from here before, but have recieved mail from several people. I've even gotten phone calls from at least one, which go beyond the boundaries from the internets.
I was planning a trip to the UK this March, and was given the opportunity to stay at Orphelia's house, but alas, we will not be taking that trip, since we've decided to go someplace nice, warm, tropical, and gorgeous.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As I said, I only see boobs not color. I see but one pair of twins in that photograph, therefore I cannot confirm of deny the presense of another female. While I gladly welcome your efforts to boot me in my bag - as I assure you it would end with you receiving a compound fracture and an "I got shit on my the Orgasmatron and all I got was this awesome t-shirt" t-shirt - I would prefer to keep you outside of sniffing distance of my balls. Maybe I'm the one with the problem, but I've heard that you're a bit of a biter.
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HAHAHAHA The Bloke and I are both watting outselves laughing at this.
Orgasmatron - I LOVE YOU
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is unwise to underestimate the devastating potential of Lishy rage.
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Indeed. Countless are the shins that suffered the terrible fate of scratching, clawing, kicking and biting...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, 'cretinous ass' made me laugh.
and if you guys want to re-open the bidding, bring it on losers. i'm fucking flsuh right now and i WILL prevail.
ei, fg, merlina, start here and work your way up if you'd like to see what the scarlet harlot referenced and what i was very openly talking about: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116507#2711669
if your behaviour shocks even apollo and shlongy, then you're decidely acting like an ass.
i'm not trying to demonize phuzzy or anything. that's the odd bit of it. i always thought phuzzy was a stand up sort of guy. guess he just got his hands on a crazy one or something.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy got a girl from Kansas to drop a house on him. That's how she deals with all the people who have crossed her.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you killed him?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is unwise to underestimate the devastating potential of Lishy rage.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's for true, merlina.
~~~
well I'm suprised... where is phuzzy these days anyhow?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, I stand firm by my previous offer of $300 (American), some Pop Rocks, a Wesley Willis LP and a coupon for a Berry-yo at TCBY so you can feed that fat of head of yours.
Again, I will gladly provide my own twine and tie her to the car myself and save you the trouble.
Scourge, you cretinous ass,
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actually method's the cretin...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge come to the uk ubercon, its bring your own crack. Unfortunatly Red will probably take this the wrong way and turn up naked with a aubergine hanging out the back of his pants...
he may have to be barred.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how can you be mean to sac. she's short. that's like picking on a child.
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Like pulling the wings off of a pixie. Or kicking sand in a Munchkin's eye.
Or setting fire to the Lollipop Guild while a chorus of high-pitched voices screamed in the distance...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116507
apparently.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, sort another one out.
Do it.
Do it now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BY the, not MY the
Fucking hell.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how can you be mean to sac. she's short. that's like picking on a child.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, I stand firm by my previous offer of $300 (American), some Pop Rocks, a Wesley Willis LP and a coupon for a Berry-yo at TCBY so you can feed that fat of head of yours.
Again, I will gladly provide my own twine and tie her to the car myself and save you the trouble.
Scourge, you cretinous ass,
As I said, I only see boobs not color. I see but one pair of twins in that photograph, therefore I cannot confirm of deny the presense of another female. While I gladly welcome your efforts to boot me in my bag - as I assure you it would end with you receiving a compound fracture and an "I got shit on my the Orgasmatron and all I got was this awesome t-shirt" t-shirt - I would prefer to keep you outside of sniffing distance of my balls. Maybe I'm the one with the problem, but I've heard that you're a bit of a biter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW VERY DARE YOU!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha well obviously if they were being horrible to Saccy as she is so nice. Just knew you would pop up with the answer, as you seem to major in gossip.
you big girl
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i gave him an unopened copy of 'Deathrace 2000' on VHS, red. i submit to you that no greater prize exists.
sorted.
i win.
and it's for true, merlina.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why were they being this way?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, why wouldn't i say it? he/they/she was being a cunt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:27:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i won the fucking auction for methodina fair and square, so back off kids.
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That is fucking BULLSHIT Scourge! She's mine, I offered Method all the tzatsiki method can swallow, and boy can he swallow.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:04:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful what you say about The One Who Shall Not Be Named.
who do you mean???????????
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phuzzy and his girlfriend acted like a fucking cunt to Lish on here for no reason. it's on one of my posts, but i'm too lazy to dig it up.
no way? really??
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL knew Scourge would say
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
splendid.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i won the fucking auction for methodina fair and square, so back off kids.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
in that case inion, yes. Very much so.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're all dead
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not as dead as you are if we show your sister this :D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave Methods mum alone.
After all the places she's been......
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:04:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful what you say about The One Who Shall Not Be Named. One time last year I texted him to say hi (one of maybe 3 texts ever- first initiated by him) on a whim, after he'd gone months from Uber. I mentioned it jokingly on a post, and despite being 'gone' for months, within days his username logged on and I was accused by both him and his girlfriend of *damaging real life relationships* and of being a SLUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!11 respectively, because I type some words online, despite living on different continents, and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
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Who is this nutter! I wouldn't expect Saccy to say as she's to lovely but Scourge, if you know, I know you will say!
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phuzzy and his girlfriend acted like a fucking cunt to Lish on here for no reason. it's on one of my posts, but i'm too lazy to dig it up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
motorboat (which i think i fucking spelled like a dipshit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat
motorboat 1311 up, 51 down love ithate it
v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sausage Fest
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you look great in that pic but good on you for going on a health kick. Betcha look great Merlina and more importantly its how it makes you feel.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:23:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're all dead
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Wouldn't matter to your mom. She's not so picky.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're all dead
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can you still motorboat it?
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I really want to know what that MEANS?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One of these things is not like the other..."
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why do you always have to mention race? kracka is a human just like you and me. nothing more, nothing less.
this attention to skin colour promotes a divide that should have been closed long ago.
fucking racist.
i hate you.
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I was pointing out that she was the only (biological and identifiable) female in the picture.
I don't see color, you fucking jamoke, I just see boobs.
I hate you the way fat people hate to exercise.
I'm going to email Merriam-Webster and ask them to kindly place a picture of your face next to their definition of "shitheel."
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There are obviously two women in the pic Captain Observant.
My greatest hope is that I can one day kick you squarely in the balls.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i repeat, there is nothing wrong with your rack.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is nothing wrong with your rack.
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they look gi-normous in that photo
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have you lost your rack with all your exercise?
This is an important question that could make or break the ubercon
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Its still ample but just slightly less so..
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can you still motorboat it?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:21:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
a date? my god your easy
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Not as easy as Method's mom
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a date? my god your easy
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
his sister's hot, O. but she used to beat him into the ground when they were young. i don't know if i'd want to fuck with a woman who could kill method. i mean she who takes on Legion is a force to be feared.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've met Berty twice at least, and me once!
That joke was epic. I wish I could remember the whole thing.
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oh honey - sorry I forgot to mention you! Of course we met!
That joke was TOO LOOOOOOONG.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method.
I will pay you in € for your sister, as the £ has been decimated by Communists.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have you lost your rack with all your exercise?
This is an important question that could make or break the ubercon
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Its still ample but just slightly less so..
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or his sister, Noonie. WHO I STILL BELIEVE IS UP FOR PURCHASE, BARTER OR TRADE.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That proves it
Quint=Noonie
I knew it
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:17:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Red will have the double entry dildo
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Is that your crude way of asking me out on a date?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:18:01 EST (#)
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i will never ever have enough sex toys to satisfy your mom, method.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Red will have the double entry dildo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOONIE, COULD YOU STOP SETTING UP QUINT FOR SUCH EASY MOM JOKES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:16:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not surprised... Nobody else approved.
It was 25 minutes long! WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!
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The *short* version there.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok wait what? who did that to you sac? i mean you ARE a slut but you're a very nice, mostly chaste slut.
i thought :(
oh yeah since this is the camping post for teh day, i literally have dozens of sex toys right now that i'm in charge of getting rid of. who wants freebies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Davros is nearly as ginger as Oathmeal
*waits for distant shout of 'cunt'*
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not surprised... Nobody else approved.
It was 25 minutes long! WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AND that he dresses like Jay Kay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not met Spam in person. I hear from Berty that he is the very definition of 'portly.'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:08:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:04:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are yous ure it was a joke? He was probably just re counting his favourite Transformers episode.
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Emission impossible blows goats. This is a proven FACT.
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If you offer to bum me on MSN again, I WILL REPORT YOUR BUCK TOOTHED, VELCRO HEADED, lisping ass to the relevant authorities
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It's not gay until you push back! You bummer.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:08:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've met Berty twice at least, and me once!
That joke was epic. I wish I could remember the whole thing.
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I've been told I can never tell that joke again if I want to keep my oddly shaped knees
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:04:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful what you say about The One Who Shall Not Be Named. One time last year I texted him to say hi (one of maybe 3 texts ever- first initiated by him) on a whim, after he'd gone months from Uber. I mentioned it jokingly on a post, and despite being 'gone' for months, within days his username logged on and I was accused by both him and his girlfriend of *damaging real life relationships* and of being a SLUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!11 respectively, because I type some words online, despite living on different continents, and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
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Who is this nutter! I wouldn't expect Saccy to say as she's to lovely but Scourge, if you know, I know you will say!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would never want to meet any of the phsycotic freaks that frequent this site.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:04:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are yous ure it was a joke? He was probably just re counting his favourite Transformers episode.
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Emission impossible blows goats. This is a proven FACT.
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If you offer to bum me on MSN again, I WILL REPORT YOUR BUCK TOOTHED, VELCRO HEADED, lisping ass to the relevant authorities
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is Nath from because I am certain I used to work with him or at least one of his many brothers.
I can't reveal who I have met from Uber, sorry.
:)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've met Berty twice at least, and me once!
That joke was epic. I wish I could remember the whole thing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One of these things is not like the other..."
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why do you always have to mention race? kracka is a human just like you and me. nothing more, nothing less.
this attention to skin colour promotes a divide that should have been closed long ago.
fucking racist.
i hate you.
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I was pointing out that she was the only (biological and identifiable) female in the picture.
I don't see color, you fucking jamoke, I just see boobs.
I hate you the way fat people hate to exercise.
I'm going to email Merriam-Webster and ask them to kindly place a picture of your face next to their definition of "shitheel."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful what you say about The One Who Shall Not Be Named. One time last year I texted him to say hi (one of maybe 3 texts ever- first initiated by him) on a whim, after he'd gone months from Uber. I mentioned it jokingly on a post, and despite being 'gone' for months, within days his username logged on and I was accused by both him and his girlfriend of *damaging real life relationships* and of being a SLUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!11 respectively, because I type some words online, despite living on different continents, and having never met nor having any particular intention of meeting anyone from uber.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:56:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:54:14 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
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Not true, he's an utter cunt!
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This I can believe!
Are you sure it was a joke? He was probably just re counting his favourite Transformers episode.
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Emission impossible blows goats. This is a proven FACT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have you lost your rack with all your exercise?
This is an important question that could make or break the ubercon.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is nothing wrong with your rack.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge: maybe it is sour grapes, but if after he started the relationship and they treated him like shit, I can't blame him for not wanting to associate with them further, and if he had bad experiences with who he DID meet, I can't blame him for not wanting to meet others from Uber.
Sico's a cunt, but he's not going to just sit around and take shit from people, especially if he doesnt know them in real life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jeez - just noticed my rack..
yikes
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
darling i've met berty, i concur completely. i also am severely jealous of his hair now that i've chopped mine off. more than i already was anyway.
still haven't decided about a mohawk yet.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look cute in that pic actually.
i like berty back there, peeking and grinning.
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thanks!.. I look better now I grew out my hair (and the hair dye... euugh)
Berty is amazing. Seriously.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:54:14 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
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Not true, he's an utter cunt!
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This I can believe!
Are you sure it was a joke? He was probably just re counting his favourite Transformers episode.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:54:14 EST (#)
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redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
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Not true, he's an utter cunt!
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he's really not..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so while you guys are uberconning find me a marriage of convenience please.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool Nath - sort it out!
I want to show of my new 'worked out' bod. ha
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:54:14 EST (#)
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redskieslookfake - told a joke that went on for days... haha.. lovely guy
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Not true, he's an utter cunt!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well sure, I'll do it again if people are up for it..
Just noticed there is a girl in that photo ... can't remember her name now. She was quite shy.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone ACTUALLY think a UK ubercon will happen?
Doesn't sound like anyone could be bothered to arrange it to me.
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Fuck that, what is there to organise? Everyone met up in the pub at the same time, and if you can't make it, you lose.
Anyone interested email me (nathsleeman.at.googlemail.com) or find me on facebook (Nathan Sleeman, for those dipshits who struggle with 2+2) and I'll get some shit sorted soon.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That much is obvious from the photo Merlina!
Im talking about now, in the future, not the past.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone ACTUALLY think a UK ubercon will happen?
Doesn't sound like anyone could be bothered to arrange it to me.
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Honey, we've had two or three already..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew someone would say that LM!
YOU DO IT!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty much all of the above, along with those I met in Vegas (apollo, bart, crystle, prof peon, rad, jgreening, tigerlilly, hairycoo, godchicken, skinnykenny and I'm sure a shit load more I've forgotten).
And then a few more in Hyde Park (red, capt t, etc).
Fuck, it was so long ago I can't actually remember everyone, unless I did, in which case I rock.
Don't get me wrong, I rock anyway, just there's different level of rockness.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look cute in that pic actually.
i like berty back there, peeking and grinning.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone ACTUALLY think a UK ubercon will happen?
Doesn't sound like anyone could be bothered to arrange it to me.
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Well you do one then EI!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone ACTUALLY think a UK ubercon will happen?
Doesn't sound like anyone could be bothered to arrange it to me.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
majority are far and away in the US, sidivan.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/wherearewe.cgi
UK users just like to talk more.
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If there was ever a question about the mentality of the average Uberuser, that link sums it up. Exactly 1 guy is from "tightpussy", which is a lovely place.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whose wearing the t-shirt with 'woot' on?
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thats phuzzygish. Awesome he made the Tshirt to wear for the UK Uberthon. Classic.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:41:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:36:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
sage, sico used to talk about wanting to meet people from here. he HAS met people from here. it was only when others started treating him like a retard that he started in on his 'no way i'd ever want to meet any of you losers' thing.
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Well I wouldnt want to meet anyone who was treating me like a retard either, would you?
Can't say I blame the man.
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*sighs*
That's not exactly the point, blondie.
The point is that he tries to portray the attitude that he has no desire to associater with people AFTER he tried to foster that sort of relationship and was spurned.
A 'sour grapes' mentality. Right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Users that have nailed Method's Mom:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=age&days=ALL
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This fucking asshole makes me LOL at work ALL the time
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114403
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've just looked at that picture long and hard and I'm 99.9 certain I know one of the guys in that picture and not from uber. I used to live in london a couple/few years ago.
UK Ubercon has got to happen now. I want the yanks to come over en mass. It'll be like a slow motion car crash
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whose wearing the t-shirt with 'woot' on?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the way you described spam makes me think he's a bit mental
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look at his smiling face... awwwwww You HAVE to love him.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
sage, sico used to talk about wanting to meet people from here. he HAS met people from here. it was only when others started treating him like a retard that he started in on his 'no way i'd ever want to meet any of you losers' thing.
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Well I wouldnt want to meet anyone who was treating me like a retard either, would you?
Can't say I blame the man.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
majority are far and away in the US, sidivan.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/wherearewe.cgi
UK users just like to talk more.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've probably got everyone beat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One of these things is not like the other..."
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why do you always have to mention race? kracka is a human just like you and me. nothing more, nothing less.
this attention to skin colour promotes a divide that should have been closed long ago.
fucking racist.
i hate you.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just started posting here a month ago, so I haven't met anybody. I'm under the impression that the majority of Uberusers are in the UK. Unfortunately, I live in a frozen wasteland called North Dakota.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Users that have nailed Method's Mom:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=age&days=ALL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
sage, sico used to talk about wanting to meet people from here. he HAS met people from here. it was only when others started treating him like a retard that he started in on his 'no way i'd ever want to meet any of you losers' thing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the way you described spam makes me think he's a bit mental
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One of these things is not like the other..."
Show us your cans, chicky.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I met Sico in May, through mutual friends, when he moved (back) to VA. I didn't meet him because of Uber; more like I met Uber because of him. Or whatever. That sounded tender somehow, which is not how I intended it.
In any event, I'd like to meet anyone on Uber...I'm not like Sico in that I think I'm "too cool" or "beyond" meeting people from the internet.
Hopefully Hidden and I will smoke copious amounts of good weed and watch silly movies next time he comes to VA. And Silvr has invited me to go hiking in Central VA; I'll take him up on that this spring.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The bloke!! Arrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh