ADD09:R3 - Pairings & Titles (FINAL) (467 hits)
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Rating: 0.22 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-02-02 00:21:23 EST
So, my dripping lil' holes of filthy pleasures...
In the last round there were 8 participants, but 1 forfeit against 1 disqualification. Neither will move on, and I believe it is easier to simply have a 3-WAY battle for the ADD09 Champ. I had stated there would be no adjustments and that stands for pretty much everything. Besides, this way the contest will die sooner, so that I can rape the decaying carcass.
The players & the titles are below. Participants must write a piece of Flash Fiction No LESS than 100 WORDS and No MORE than 550 WORDS. Word count MUST be provided at the bottom of the post. NO poetry will be accepted, and any NSFW images must be properly labeled. A general rating system will be used, and there will NOT be any adjustments. Make SURE you link your post back here for full review. I will be labeling all entries as ADD09, & they'll be found here ----> http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/add09
ROUND 3 starts NOW and will last until Friday (Feb. 6th) night at 11:59pm EST. We'll have the weekend to vote and everything will be tallied Sunday after 11:59pm. WINNER will be announced that next Monday.
Here are the ADD09 players & title for ROUND 3, the FINAL
OFFSPRING versus FALLEN versus INION DE TRUA
"The Sidewalk Ended Yesterday"
User Reviews
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-02 20:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-02 20:36:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone else see the irony here?
professor chaos over here wants a SERIOUS WRITING COMPETITION
yet doesn't read the submissions.
he didn't even read the first line of inion's post
the sadness of which is compounded by the fact that HE FUCKING STALKERS HER, THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S HERE
except for when he's sticking up for daddy bubs, of course.
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Stop whining Doodles. Just because all your stalking efforts are fruitless.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your titles are shit and your contest must be folded up in Mccallum's pocket or something because he's been fucking rank all week.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings
pussy
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone else see the irony here?
professor chaos over here wants a SERIOUS WRITING COMPETITION
yet doesn't read the submissions.
he didn't even read the first line of inion's post
the sadness of which is compounded by the fact that HE FUCKING STALKERS HER, THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S HERE
except for when he's sticking up for daddy bubs, of course.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who am I up against?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's cool, hon. I didn't even get a chance to write something for Round 2... that's how lame I am.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-02 14:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i figured. when i saw there were three people that sealed the deal on me dropping out. sorry.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-02 14:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite honestly, I didn't read your entry Katy... or it WOULD have been DQ'ed. I just now went back and read it through.
So fair enough, FALLEN versus OFFSPRING it is...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-02 11:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120953
i quit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-02 10:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DQing fey seems pretty shitty on your part.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I guess you want to fuck then... Dammit! I was hoping you were gonna say no :(
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-02 14:15:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pah, I was robbed in typical ubersite fashion!
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You weren't robbed, fat ass. You implored someone to cheat by pointing out to shlongy your opponent so he could -2 them and some dipshit did whatever "justice" you deserved.
Want to fuck?
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That's distorted justice if you ask me. A -2 on both posts from Shlongy evens the odds. Somebody spat their dummy out is all that happened there. Shlongy would have spotted it soon enough anyway, I merely saved his old eyes developing another cataract.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I WAS ROBBED IN THE FIRST ROUND!!
my story was the best in this competition!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pah, I was robbed in typical ubersite fashion!
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You weren't robbed, fat ass. You implored someone to cheat by pointing out to shlongy your opponent so he could -2 them and some dipshit did whatever "justice" you deserved.
Want to fuck?
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO YEAH UBER WOMENZ
I WAS JUST TELLING BOZZ THAT I DO IN FACT HAVE A HUGE WANG.
***psssst Bozz***
honestly when I signed up I forgot I had my caps lock on. the rest is history. dont say anything.
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That caused an embarrasing chuckle. My wife thinks I'm doing work on my Blackberry when I'm actually camping Uber. I now have alot of questions to answer.
I suppose that if your wang is truly as large as the capitalization you "forgot" about, I can accept defeat honorably. I surely would not wish to suffer the trauma that would come from offending the FALLENzMEGAWANG.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO YEAH UBER WOMENZ
I WAS JUST TELLING BOZZ THAT I DO IN FACT HAVE A HUGE WANG.
***psssst Bozz***
honestly when I signed up I forgot I had my caps lock on. the rest is history. dont say anything.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you both for the support.
If you notice my caps are all long, hard and verile looking.
and Orphelia has numerous babies.
coincidence?
Hmmmmmm?
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Just because your capitalization is John Holmesish doesn't mean there's anything in your ink pen! Those of us with lower case names tend to make our women give multiple +2 reviews and come back to rate again!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you both for the support.
If you notice my caps are all long, hard and verile looking.
and Orphelia has numerous babies.
coincidence?
Hmmmmmm?
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is simple bozz, FALLEN has his name in capitals.
you can't under estimate the power of the capitals
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Mmm... You might be on to something kitten. But it's a proven fact that men who don't use capitals are better lovers. I saw it in the intrawebz.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is simple bozz, FALLEN has his name in capitals.
you can't under estimate the power of the capitals
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent contest, and I enjoyed my time participating. However, I must admit I'm a bit confused as to the ratings system. During the weekend rating period (0001 Est 31 Jan-2359 Est 01 Feb)I received 2,2,2,0,1 during the rating system. Fallen received 2,0,1. Either way, Fallen's entry was better written, I'm just unsure as to how the winners were appointed.
Good luck Fallen!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't paid any attention to this at all.
in fact i'm only reviewing this because you seem to bitch a lot and that amuses me.
don't you have some food stamps to be selling so you can buy your cigarettes?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pah, I was robbed in typical ubersite fashion!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 04:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good contest kk you slag :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 04:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go FALLEN <3