Sometimes, the only way to get off is to be a little bit creative (NSFW) (1662 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.34 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2009-02-03 05:54:53 EST
"Honey, I think we should try something new in bed, what do you think?"
"Well, OK, I guess that couldn't hurt, I'm not sure about a three-some or anything though..."
"Oh no, nothing like that, but I've always had this kind of fantasy..."
"Go on."
"Well, I'd quite like to get a picture of Hitler, put my dick through his mouth from behind and have you blow me."
"...But you're black."
"Yeah, it'd be a kind of ironic revenge thing for me, you know?"
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-03-14 03:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for
Having said that, they're still nowhere near as good as Maiden.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 14:51:40 EST (#)
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And I meant this... shit.
Me = tool
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 14:51:15 EST (#)
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haha! Bet Hitler never banked on it turning out like this.
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2009-02-07 10:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Hellz Yeah More MOre MORe MORE !!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-04 22:37:13 EST (#)
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I think I'd like to date that broad.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2009-02-04 21:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, that's the one thing that was missing from my day. nigger dick.
at least there's some hitler
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-04 19:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too much dick.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2009-02-04 18:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that's certainly a dick, alright...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-02-04 11:27:11 EST (#)
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Right back atcha, hon. But in a rather more general way than just as a reference to this post.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-02-04 11:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
have a little respect, the man is dead for chrissakes!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 black penis.
HANG ON A MOTHERFUCKING SECOND, IS THAT A BLACK PEENER?
Hmm. It is. I stand by my original comment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 14:13:46 EST (#)
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OMG THE BUSHWHACKER IS BACK!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 14:00:08 EST (#)
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Are you still unemployed?
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Not in the slightest. I was too ill to go in today so thought I'd come and hang out with all the cool guys on this site. It's been fun!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for giving my life meaning, toots.
Being such a 'spacker' is much easier with such a wonderful outlet.
That whole real world stuff is so darn daunting as you well know.
Are you still unemployed?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not sure how i feel about this. here's an ambiguous +2.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:34:44 EST (#)
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OMG?!! WHY ARE PEOPLE +2ING THIS?
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES IT'S ELEPHANT MAN!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me about it. It happened to me once in the prison showers when we ran out of hot water. The man rape was especially vigorous that night.
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That happened to me in prison once, loved it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-03 13:01:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:56:44 EST (#)
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Did you see me getting out of the pool? When the water's cold, it turns inside out. :(
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Bad times.
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Tell me about it. It happened to me once in the prison showers when we ran out of hot water. The man rape was especially vigorous that night.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:56:44 EST (#)
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Did you see me getting out of the pool? When the water's cold, it turns inside out. :(
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Bad times.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:55:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:42:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:33:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
My penis is not that big, even when hard.
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I'm pretty sure you don't have a cock.
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Did you see me getting out of the pool? When the water's cold, it turns inside out. :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:42:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:33:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
My penis is not that big, even when hard.
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I'm pretty sure you don't have a cock.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My penis is not that big, even when hard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funniest gif ever
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-02-03 11:18:58 EST (#)
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I see you have relation problems.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-03 10:04:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-03 09:57:02 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-03 08:46:17 EST (#)
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Kracka?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-03 07:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-03 12:10:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
She has very cheap and nasty looking nails.
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nails like that can ruin an otherwise good porno
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-03 07:20:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-03 07:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She has very cheap and nasty looking nails.
Submitted by Shallabow (user info) at 2009-02-03 07:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is enough forms of evil rolled into one that it must be pure, unadulterated good.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-03 06:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-03 06:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you actually take the time to extract those frames and turn them into a .gif?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-02-03 05:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking A! - Straight up Winnar!