Have you heard about this? (serial killer confession inside) (913 hits)
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Submitted by Darth Vader's Wang (View user info) at 2009-02-04 00:28:28 EST
I was visiting the ghetto this morning to gain a deeper appreciation for the all the advantages of living in pure aryan bliss by the contrast when all of a sudden I saw a crime going on right before my eyes! The crime of miscegenation! A human (white) man was walking arm in arm with a clown lipped, sloped forheaded negress!
I lept out in front of traffic causing a major pile up and got right in front of them and tried to figure out if there was some kind of mistake. There was none as they were indeed inter-species lovers and they were on their way to her parents house to announce the match. This sent me into blood fury as my aryan blood demanded him to explain why he was diluting his race!
It was then I realized that he was a progressive liberal democrat who had determined that it was his duty to marry outside of his race in order to reduce white priviledge and then they both accused me of being racist with smug satisfied smiles knowing that they had won the argument but were shocked when not only did I not break down and proclaim the total truth of racial equality but I declared that I was not only racist but I was also a Klansman!
Then I told him that I didn't vote in the last election because I don't believe in democracy and his head exploded. She stood there in stunned disbelief with her babboon-ass red mouth hanging open so with a quick motion I decapitated her with my Rambo-esque hunting knife!
By this time I realized all the ghetto dwelling crackheads and people involved in the traffic accident where watching and calling the cops on their cellphones so I picked up the bitche's head and threw it at this one crackhead sucking a glass dick so hard it smashed his face apart and sent his pipe right into his fucking skull eviserating his brain with glass shards and killing him instantly!
Then I ran the fuck out of there and didn't stop til I was in a fully white part of town.
The cops did eventually make it to the scene (like an hour later after all the eyewitnesses got bored and left) but I don't think they'll be able to figure out it was me because I was wearing my Ayatollah disguise the whole time. Btw, this totally happened and if you think it didn't then your dumb ass is next on my hit list.
User Reviews
Submitted by jblum (user info) at 2009-07-10 12:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuckin lame
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-04 09:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, Doodles, no1hasdis, and cheerios had a contest to see who had a huge cock and they all won!
ICO and rubbermaid watched from the sidelines and homophobically tried to hide their boners at the sight of exposed cocks...
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-06 08:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a quality post.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-04 16:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the kind of quality we expect on a serious writers forum. Nice work. Are you a published author?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-04 15:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This started off strong and lost steam.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-02-04 14:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Somehow I don't think it's this person's first post on ubersite.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-04 12:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its actually more of a pain than anything. I can never get it all, so I can never get off.
Maybe I should go visit a farm or something.
:D
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-04 11:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mavrick rating.
john mccain may be down, but he isn't out yet!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-02-04 11:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like a 9 yard long cock as well!
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-04 11:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
billrhine, Fartman, X54, Quint, beeltea, Clamor, Snark, redskieslookfake, SilvrWolf, and sandmantate are all bigoted heterophobes.
dangerdude has a nine yard long cock!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-04 08:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you, 12? Get off the internet before I call your mom.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-04 08:24:42 EST (#)
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I think this post gave me gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-04 05:43:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-04 04:53:44 EST (#)
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Thanks to this post, I think I'm finally ready to get some sleep.
Submitted by Clamor (user info) at 2009-02-04 03:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that was...it just was. And not a very good was at that.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-04 01:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What? Why didn't I hear about this on the news?!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-04 01:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rate this +2 or suck my dick fag
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather suck your dick.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-04 01:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Where to start. Childishly sexual nickname? Check. Post deliberately written to expressed anger issues that aren't really there? Check. Unnecessary aggression? Check? Attempt to start posting career with controversial post that really isn't controversial? Check.
All you were missing is a lame joke about another uberuser's mom and you would have achieved the pinnacle of douchbaggery. Nice work.
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but English is my fifth language.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"It was then I realized that he was a progressive liberal democrat who had determined that it was his duty to marry outside of his race in order to reduce white priviledge and then they both accused me of being racist with smug satisfied smiles knowing that they had won the argument but were shocked when not only did I not break down and proclaim the total truth of racial equality but I declared that I was not only racist but I was also a Klansman!"
You misspelled "privilege" there.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've made a wonderful first impression.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus wept. Just shut the fuck up, you brainless dipshit.
Really, you suck, your mother sucks, your daddy blows, and your sisters eats dogshit. No, really, I mean it. You are possibly the only cuntstain here who is dumber than Doodles, Apollo, and Method.
Yeah, I mean every word. Fucking ratlicker. STFU!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rate this +2 or suck my dick fag