11 random photos and one WTF? moment... (1477 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2009-02-07 19:52:49 EST
Inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120972
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-27 22:53:01 EDT (#)
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mmmm photos
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-10 15:41:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-08 11:53:15 EST (#)
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well THIS is a new low.
I just masturbated to a mannequin.
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heh
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-10 14:55:08 EST (#)
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eee baby girl and +2 Ugly doll! I got a keychain one for Christmas- love them.
And the Masi logo looks familiar, but I know for damn sure I never spent that much on wine, so now I'm trying to place where my thought came from.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-02-09 20:04:26 EST (#)
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I only used that title because I wasn't really going outside to take a picture, I was in fact going on my computer to put a collection of pictures together I had taken anywhere from a month to over a year ago.
That is all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-09 12:25:50 EST (#)
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+2 double posting
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-08 21:44:59 EST (#)
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while i could probably have a drink with anyone and get along with them, if you were anything at all like the pretentious shit you write here, i just dont think i could go longer than 15 minutes without glassing you to see if you did in fact bleed bullshit.
i would be then completely surprised when you merely bled blood, probably ruining my new shoes.
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your child is going to hate you by the time it turns 13.
im just kidding.
11. kids grow up a bit faster these days.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-08 17:27:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:34:41 EST (#)
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Beautiful baby!
I can't read the wine bottle. What does it say and how much does it cost?
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Thanks!
We'll keep her.
It was a 2000 Masi Campolongo di Torbe Amarone della Valpolicella Classico - the Managing Director of the agency bought it for our Christmas party this year.
And it. was. amazing. He paid $250 Canadian - but it looks like you american types can get it for $135. http://www.wallywine.com/ (I tried to put the full search string, but e-Bart yelled at me.)
Anyone who is a wine enthusiast should give this some thought.
Truly, the best wine I have had to date.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-08 11:53:15 EST (#)
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well THIS is a new low.
I just masturbated to a mannequin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 11:46:47 EST (#)
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What KK said
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-08 09:21:19 EST (#)
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Cool kid's room.
Hehehehe... Sage is a whore!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-02-08 08:20:43 EST (#)
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Also, I agree with id about the mannequins. WTF.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-02-08 08:20:12 EST (#)
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Your kid is beautiful. Congrats.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-08 00:19:32 EST (#)
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It does kinda look like yours.
I can also see how you might be an expert in early retard selection. I'll be sure to take your keen observation into special consideration as she makes her way through this world.
I personally think she's adorable... but hey I'm the dad and arguably biased.
She also has really smelly, explosive shits.
You know... and I mean KNOW you love something beyond all measure when you work the term "poopy diaper" into your common vernacular and you change it without hesitation and in desperate haste and extra special care lest another leakage results.
No matter how advanced the diaper companies would have you think about how super duper ultra absorbent they are (and trust me, they ARE) - you child will leak a crap on your lap.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-08 00:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very cute kid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-07 23:43:21 EST (#)
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the paper maché looks like mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119549
and your kid has your droppy retard eyes. :(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-07 23:27:30 EST (#)
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Jesus. Have another hit, why don't ya? Just in the unlikely case that I start smoking weed again, remind me never to get high with you.
[insert stupid smiley face thing]
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:40:09 EST (#)
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Thanks, eh.
Kid is all kinds of awesome. She is the best thing about every day. No question.
Wife is pretty spectacular too. Life is good on this side of the fence.
I too was listening to my life's soundtrack - and have realized, sadly, that a good portion of the songs in my playlist don't get listened to anymore - I think I just appreciate how great the song was, and seeing it pop up usually makes me happy, or reminds me of the coolest things: like playing basic D&D. I mean my life is so crammed full of nerdly behavior
[Just as a side note: I can't use the 'u' - apparently "American English" won't let me...fuckers.]
Although I'm pretty sure it's completely useless in that particular word. I only put it in there because I should. Why is that important?
It's not.
Yet there you are - reading it. Why are you doing this? I do it cuz it's fun and distracting... but I'm fully aware of how useless it is. Why am I having this conversation with you? Can you even have a proper conversation with so many people reading along?
Who is reading along? I mean really - who are you people? I know some of you... but there are obviously others who just read this shit and don't participate vocally in the mucky muck - yet magically appear when anyone is talking about you.
I sit here and laugh at my screen for hours. Constructing all these vastly witty quips to share with a gaggle of nerds is strangely rewarding. It's probably my favorite (u) distraction.
I have many others. All equally satisfying, but something about this one feels so much more social.
I mean I have a pretty large influence of friends... I do a lot of things with all kinds of people and life is about as grand as can be expected in this fucked up world of ours. It's not about the individual insults, for me... it's more collective than that.
There is something about interacting with this particular website that provides a perverse sense of immediate and running dialogue.
I am at peace with the unsavory knowledge that at the end of the day I have provided one tiny voice in a digital sea of magical unicorn shit.
It makes me smile that you lot are along for the ride. Even those of you people who are boring as fuck. Because just pointing out how boring you are, provides entertainment. Look at all the fun some of you kids have around here. OH and for those of you following along who "hate me" - and I LOVE that you are here, I really do. I hate you.
So much. Like, want to poke your eyes out mad. SUPER MAD...
Oh hey, and get this: I'm also perfectly aware that I bore some of you.
Sweet.
You are not getting any of this time back. None of it... so enjoy it. I do.
Thanks for wasting it with me. I feel the strong urge to include some sort of smiley face.
: )
There it is. Bask in its glory.
I hope at least most of you are having a wonderful evening, though... and you know who you are. Those of you prone to read this gormandizingly self-indulgent collection of words this Rob Berg fella has strung together simply for his own amusement should enjoy at least some it.
I think I would... and I find me rather delightful.
Shlongy killed his dog today.
What a terrible thing to go through. Losing a dog. I've lost a couple and it sucks.
With all pretense dropped - and on a human level - I'm sorry to hear that, Lois.
So tonight? Well tonight I'm going to continue crafting up long-winded babbling responses to my e-pals AND I'm gunna draw a picture for inion da mother fucking TRUA. Bitches.
She done knit mah kid up the coolest blanket and in return I have promised art in return.
So it's on. I've wasted enough time on this for now... but don't fret, I'll be back.
Lungfish, BanJester, and even that big gigantic phag... enjoy the night. I know I will.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:34:22 EST (#)
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I've never seen Q-Bert that cracked out before...
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:10:05 EST (#)
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Very nice.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:46:35 EST (#)
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I'm with you on the chick/fruity drinks being good. Back in university my buddies and I used to have a "chick drink" night where we would just order those at bars. Women will totally approach you just to ask why you are drinking it. On the downside, the hangover the next day is nasty from all the excess sugar.
Of course, I strongly recommend against doing the same thing at a gay bar. That night sucked in more way than one.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:44:01 EST (#)
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http://www.meetup.com/members/7322067/ i feel bad for this guy.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:40:14 EST (#)
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you're, going to an old dude one day
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:34:41 EST (#)
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Beautiful baby!
I can't read the wine bottle. What does it say and how much does it cost?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:26:08 EST (#)
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Just sittin' here listening to my life's gay soundtrack, drinkin' some Tennent's lager, waitin' for the family to go to sleep so I can break out the bourbon. That's what I'm doing. Cute kid.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:24:22 EST (#)
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Oooh! Whatcha drawing rob? I've been meaning to be creative this weekend but all I've managed is hungover, pizza and films.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:16:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:54:15 EST (#)
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Finally! I thought you'd never cough up another post.
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It HAS been a while hasn't it?
The wife and child are off gallivanting on the island this weekend with Oma and Opa... so this is the first time in a couple months I have been able to waste an excessive amount of time, so I figured why not?
Tonight I am gunna draw for the first time in months... I'm very excited.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:10:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:08:45 EST (#)
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heh, well look at that:
I couldn't agree with you more, Sammy.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:54:17 EST (#)
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there is no reason for mannequins to be that hot.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:54:15 EST (#)
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Finally! I thought you'd never cough up another post.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:31:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:27:38 EST (#)
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That's a lot of dogs, that is.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:24:12 EST (#)
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Of all the plush critters that my kid has - that monster is my favorite.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:12:14 EST (#)
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i'm...I'm torn between this. The last one made me laugh out loud. Touche.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:11:04 EST (#)
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You gave your kid a one eyed monster toy.
That's pretty cool.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:09:37 EST (#)
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+1 for reminding me that I bullied kids in school for good reasons (they WERE fucking losers after all) and preventing me from ever feeling guilty about that fact.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:09:09 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha!
Also, that's a darn cute kid you got there brother.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:06:40 EST (#)
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haha!
What a whore
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:59:09 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure my friend's kid will grow up with a rather profound phobia of monkeys.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:56:47 EST (#)
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Your kid is really cute.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:55:26 EST (#)
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+2 for triangular headed kid.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:54:29 EST (#)
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WHY, A HORSE, IS A HORSE! OF OCURSE, OF COURSE!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:54:16 EST (#)
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