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All Anyone Really Wants (479 hits)

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Rating: -0.21 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by billrhine (View user info) at 2009-02-10 00:11:17 EST


Best expressed by an ancient song:

-2 away.



The tax man's taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And I can't sail my yacht,
He's taken everything Ive got,
All Ive got's this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

My girlfriends run off with my car,
And gone back to her ma and pa,
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
Now Im sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.
cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

Ah, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What do I win?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go fuck yourself you pedophile.

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Quint and Orphy got it. The Kinks.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No original content

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-10 10:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Except for the the Copperhead road album by Steve Earl, I pretty much hate all country music.

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That isn't a country song. It's the motherfucking Kinks.

And as far as you hating country music, I call bullshit. I bet you and your drunken Canadian friends cry yourself to sleep every night listening to KD Lang.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-10 08:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...is for you to lose this password...

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-10 08:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't read it. Was it any good?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Except for the the Copperhead road album by Steve Earl, I pretty much hate all country music.




Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-10 09:44:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

juuuuust kidding. i want to hear the song though, who sings it?
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Jimmy Buffett - excellent song
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the Kinks.
Who is Jimmy Buffett, you hippy?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

juuuuust kidding. i want to hear the song though, who sings it?
~~~~
Jimmy Buffett - excellent song

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-09 17:26:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Swiftly, and easily, the most irritating cunt on this website. By a fucking country mile.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you really used to beat up your girlfriend?

You should post about that in a desperate, transparent, plea for forgivness. That would be awesome, revolting and compelling.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

juuuuust kidding. i want to hear the song though, who sings it?

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No links here. Now I'm Perkman. Method will be pissed.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

youtube link? come on perkm--err, bubba, help me out.

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like your face.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Real masterpiece here.

Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is for you to go away.
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Cold Day In HELL, buttboy.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-10 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is for you to go away.


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