One reason I love my backyard (1524 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2009-02-10 02:47:06 EST
okay, ten minutes from my house. Beautiful.
Also; I don't have paint or photoshop. Any programs I might already have on this mac laptop/desktop 2 monitor hybrid thing that I can use to make simple collages? I have a lot of pictures you might actually enjoy looking at if I knew how to put them together...
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-02 14:20:03 EDT (#)
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I don't care that it is huge, it is still a great photo. Have you tried Picasa3? Makes nice collages...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 01:42:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:09:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:04:05 EST (#)
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thank you for the kind birthday wishes.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:01:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:20:17 EST (#)
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i hate this post more than dead monkeys.
yahhhhhhhh
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WHY ARE YOU HATIN ME SO MUCH THESE DAYS EI REALLY HUH WHY WHY HUH WHY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:20:17 EST (#)
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i hate this post more than dead monkeys.
yahhhhhhhh
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:04:52 EST (#)
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Actually the snow is only on the mountains; that day it was probably about 60 with the sun shining and beeeeautiful. :)
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-02-11 01:03:48 EST (#)
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That's very pretty. So you live in the ancient Micmac Indian burial grounds? Good luck with that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-10 23:24:18 EST (#)
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Hey, I live on a corner with a stop sign, along a bus route. I have no control over my radiators, and 2 kittens who would claw through my screens if given the chance, so it's sometimes pushing 80 very dry degrees in here if I don't have a fan blowing in. Must..get..air..
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-10 21:43:54 EST (#)
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HAHA I kid!
By the way, it looks as though someone has stacked your rocks in a precarious manner. In Maryland, home of the ill-fated Blair Witch Project, we would assume it was a sign from an ancient, EVIL entity and immediately have the whole area scouted out by Fear Factor.
I hate television.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-10 21:42:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-10 13:21:03 EST (#)
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Just seeing this photo makes me want to breathe in all that fresh air.
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oxygen thief.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-10 21:06:55 EST (#)
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weeeee!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-10 21:01:33 EST (#)
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i don't have a yard but the ocean is 10 minutes from my house. i still want a yard though. at least i have cereal
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-02-10 19:12:15 EST (#)
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Purdy, wish I was there now minus the snow : )
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-02-10 17:52:35 EST (#)
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I'd love to see a huge fucking steel mill right in the middle of that forest just belching out thick clouds of billowing black smoke.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 15:58:27 EST (#)
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By the way EI I think I'm back to loving the British save for those who don't deserve it, so you can stop your world domination plans and grand schemes for torture!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 15:48:00 EST (#)
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c) I'm stupid AND lazy, and I'm pretty sure it's Mount Jefferson. There are a few mountain views from up on the old hill; Sisters too but the Cascade range is hidden by the buttes.
It's fucking snowing right now. Who ordered this shit???
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2009-02-10 15:26:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:52:29 EST (#)
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Oh, and try this for photo editing:
http://www.gimp.org/
I know gimp is a strange name for photo editing software, but just trsut me.
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Uber Rule 37.5-A
...Don't "trsut" anyone who can not spell "trust"...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-10 13:21:03 EST (#)
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Just seeing this photo makes me want to breathe in all that fresh air.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-02-10 12:59:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-10 10:42:30 EST (#)
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that mountain looks familiar.
i might be able to email you cs2 for mac. i think it's broken up into <100mb pieces.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-10 08:07:51 EST (#)
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That looks like where I hid the bodies....
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-10 07:58:07 EST (#)
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Shrinking an image is possibly the most simple thing to do on a computer, right after turning it on. Just admit that you are a) too lazy or b) too stupid.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-10 07:41:30 EST (#)
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The most recently reviewed is somewhat poetic right now...
1. Sphagnum's Gone
2. Cause none of us have anyt...
3. Light Skinned Dark Girl
4. The Life Soundtrack of Sage
5. Recording crappy music at ...
6. We are people ellipses
7. My Dad Eating a Turnbuckle
8. Finding my Cock
9. Happiness comes when your ...
10. Breaking My Heart
Just thought I'd point that out.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-10 07:30:24 EST (#)
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So is that Mt. Hood then?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:22:12 EST (#)
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when i was a child staying at my uncles in Torquay, I was playing basketball with my sister. my sister betrayed me.
Below the hoop I was aiming for, hung a birdbell. I managed to score a hoopla but also smashed the birdbell. I stuck it back together and all was dandy.
Since that day my sister has held this knowledge over me and is often heard to whisper
birdbell, birdbell, poor little birdbell
how im living a lie
birdbell, birdbell, poor little birdbell
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:19:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:15:36 EST (#)
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Please elaborate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:14:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 11:14:12 GMT (#)
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pah coley doesnt care for me. i am merely a totalitarian state to that wench
when my powers are realised and the world gets on its knees
THEN we will see the REAL EI
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*raises eyebrow*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:14:12 EST (#)
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pah coley doesnt care for me. i am merely a totalitarian state to that wench
when my powers are realised and the world gets on its knees
THEN we will see the REAL EI
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:10:22 EST (#)
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That is pretty heavy woe, EI. Coley is totally going to have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:05:33 EST (#)
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imagine that dropping a '0' on a coley post
woe is me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:05:09 EST (#)
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cant we talk about cricket or something?
fuck it, no, no we cant
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:01:49 EST (#)
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thats the really sad part. khaled is awful AND he is still alive. his myspace says he's working on a new record in miami right now. this is a terrible, terrible tragedy.
i am so pissed off right now. this guy in the bentley wasnt even famous, goddamn lowlife asshole, i just wasted so much of my time watching him blow his brain all over that car. christ, imagine how difficult it's going to be, cleaning up that leather. how could he destroy such beautiful upholstery. this is tragic.
dj khaled being alive and well is the worst news i've heard in a long time. i am sorry if i got anybody's hopes up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 06:01:17 EST (#)
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Wait, hang on...
Is the title of this post a euphamism?
hott.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:53:09 EST (#)
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Wait, he was a businessman AND a DJ called DJ Khaleed?
Gosh. If he was a good DJ this might be an actual tradgedy rather than hilarious. I bet he was rubbish though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:52:04 EST (#)
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fucking buddha
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:51:15 EST (#)
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god damn it.
in case anybody is wondering, it was some fatassed pakistani businessman who shot himself, because he was upset about losing his business.
i will not stand for this.
I WANT DEAD RAPPERS AND I WANT THEM NOW
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:47:36 EST (#)
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buddha
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:46:35 EST (#)
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stfu jack
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:45:55 EST (#)
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a mother cat took my virginity :(
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:44:35 EST (#)
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a mother cat took my baby
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:43:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 10:42:02 GMT (#)
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Walter Koening would be a good name for a cat.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:42:02 EST (#)
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Walter Koening would be a good name for a cat.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:33:46 EST (#)
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i once knew a cat, like didn't *own* but knew a cat call Mother Cat. When my friend told me he had a cat called Mother Cat in a quavering looking over his shoulder millhouse way, I snorted because he was a dweeb, and I couldn't believe he was being totally own3d by a cat even though he was little and skinny.
It wasn't until I came face to face with Mother Cat, as she rounded his garden path at his place one day while I was chastising him for being skinny and dweeby - walking a collision course with the abscess-one-eyed muscle-bound so tightly coiled in mental sinewy cat-suited death that I got to actually appreciate wtf he was talking about.
she ate/absconded with or away with my action jackson, a kind of seventies g.i. joe. I've never had actual forensic proof but me and Mother Cat know it was her. NOBODY was allowed up before five-thirty, unless you were a totally neighbourhood highway man cat, and the last time I saw jackson he was rapelling down the side of the house at about a quarter to four.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:14:34 EST (#)
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Last night at the pub quiz I got points for knowing Walter Koenig's character's name in Star Trek.
and that robber crabs eat coconuts.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:13:22 EST (#)
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Last night at the pub quiz I got points for knowing Walter Koenig's character's name in Star Trek.
and that robber crabs eat coconuts.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:11:26 EST (#)
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Last night at the pub quiz I got points for knowing Walter Koenig's character's name in Star Trek.
and that robber crabs eat coconuts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:09:19 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:08:04 EST (#)
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Rusty is The Best Cat Name ever.
What would you call a cat? I bet you would call a kitten William. Or Porthole. Pfft.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:06:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:02:21 EST (#)
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Robot comes from the czech word for work.
Co Inky Dink?
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Nyet, I really am that clever.
EI you should listen to me. See how wise I am?
Now I want you to get a handgun and kill people who make right turns during rush hour, thus causing traffic. Also bonus points will be awarded for executing mothers or other people driving around at that time who aren't going to work.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:04:52 EST (#)
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Rusty is a silly name for a cat. Silly.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:02:35 EST (#)
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best thing I can reccomend is to buy a kitten and call it Rusty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:02:21 EST (#)
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Robot comes from the czech word for work.
Co Inky Dink?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 05:00:40 EST (#)
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We all are, EI, but we must all keep slogging forward. Stoicism, relentlesness, blind pragmatism and unflinching determination. These are the things that characterise the best robots.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:54:07 EST (#)
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im sad
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:44:35 EST (#)
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beautiful
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:36:23 EST (#)
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Is that Baker or Hellens in the background?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:36:13 EST (#)
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The piles of crap spoil the view.
Unless they are ancient monoliths built for mysterious sacrificial reasons by an extinct people, they are hardly necessary.
they just look like piles of rubble made by drunken teens.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:29:29 EST (#)
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Those rocks are terribly erect.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:21:37 EST (#)
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i wonder how much a bentley goes for at a police auction?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:11:51 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
I love the Fark commenters.
within seconds of the bloody windshield shot: "SOMEBODY GO UPDATE HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!"
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:08:31 EST (#)
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check out those orc totems
Somewhere in Denmark there's a lego board meeting taking place with a guy in mario overalls clicking his logitech presenter enthusiastically through a powerpoint presentation, and explaining keep it simple stupid.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:07:41 EST (#)
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That's awesome. More people should kill themselves on live TV.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:03:53 EST (#)
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these paramedics were really lickety split about attending to him. he shot himself about five minutes ago and the ambulance just now rolled up alongside his bentley. they zoomed in too far through the windshield and the cops shined a light on him--a big, bloody mess.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 04:01:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:20:09 EST (#)
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I don't have a clue where Brookfield is, but if I ever come to Chicago will you drink excessively and attend MyTee's improv show with me?
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YES
sorry i stopped conversing for a few minutes but i had to go watch DJ KHALED KILL HIMSELF via the live footage provided by a fox news helicopter.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:57:06 EST (#)
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She didn't spell centre with a P or anything.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:56:48 EST (#)
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Not cool Deferens; Coley is dyslexic. She does very well against great adversity.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:50:34 EST (#)
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you posted a picture moley
and it's 'centre' - spell in english moles. Here's a sentence you can scrawl out in orcish characters in the dirt while practicing your english. "Moley's malposed incisors were sweet for eating carrion and hobbit jerky - well would have been if she was a decent looking orc, but her's were displaced, off-*centre* and a bit yellow."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:42:49 EST (#)
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What a God-awful, desolate, depressing, wasteland.
Also I was expecting a mass grave of dead hookers.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:31:18 EST (#)
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Way to fuck up my rating, V_D. I'll never be an internet superstar now! and Mt Doom is just left of center!
:'(
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:29:23 EST (#)
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where's mount doom?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:20:09 EST (#)
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I don't have a clue where Brookfield is, but if I ever come to Chicago will you drink excessively and attend MyTee's improv show with me?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:18:35 EST (#)
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i am from chicago, currently displaced in bloomington il. my family is from wisconsin though. b) brookfield. i am, in essence and in fact, a cheesehead. i remember us discussing this before, possibly on a habeeb post.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:16:56 EST (#)
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I just commented on your last post. Reference to a giant Packer logo tattoo? Wisconsin? Do you live there now? If so, why don't I remember this? and b) what part?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:15:04 EST (#)
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oh, cool. i want to move somewhere better looking sometime soon.
is that flesh-eating flora in the foreground there, on the bottom of the screen? it looks vicious.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:12:55 EST (#)
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Ha! I don't live in Wisconsin; I live in Oregon. And have since 2000.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:05:29 EST (#)
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man, there is a lot more mountainous terrain in wisconsin than i remember.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-10 03:04:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:53:12 EST (#)
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:) thank you. I'll check it out.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:52:29 EST (#)
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Oh, and try this for photo editing:
http://www.gimp.org/
I know gimp is a strange name for photo editing software, but just trsut me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:50:55 EST (#)
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True. My roommates stacked them.
We live a simple life with no television and make Amish bread in our free time.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:50:23 EST (#)
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stacking rocks is what you do when you don't have any decent video games
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-10 02:48:54 EST (#)
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giant sidescroll
makes you feel like you are really there huh