This Is Why You're Fat (2238 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2009-02-11 09:37:19 EST
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-16 08:08:17 EST (#)
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ive shared an ice cream sundae in the place that that giant mega ice-cream thing's photo was taken.
its down near darling harbour, for those that know sydney, but on the city side of the bridges over the expressway.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-14 20:12:45 EST (#)
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was the robot insulting me?
i can't tell.
i think it needs rebooting
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 04:05:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-12 20:19:51 GMT (#)
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Uber needs a chat room for the Queen's Poofters.
Cool Uber Europeans:
Drogo
JoeyG
Orphelia
Not Cool Uber Europeans:
All the rest.
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Haha, you're such a spazzy.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-02-12 22:03:58 EST (#)
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You just ripped this off of a similarily named website.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-12 17:54:00 EST (#)
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Holy shit I want to eat over half of those
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-12 17:34:02 EST (#)
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This post made me want to puke
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:59:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-11 21:28:26 GMT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:58:58 EST (#)
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Maybe it's just me...
... but I just don't see what the big deal is about bacon. Meh.
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you make me sick.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:55:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-12 20:19:51 GMT (#)
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Uber needs a chat room for the Queen's Poofters.
Cool Uber Europeans:
Drogo
JoeyG
Orphelia
Not Cool Uber Europeans:
All the rest.
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:(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:43:52 EST (#)
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this almost made me throw up. i'm walking downstairs this instant to lift weights and hit the elliptical for a good hour. then i may go trail riding with my mountain bike and then run 10 miles.
man, now that i've said that, i just realized i actually DID do all that stuff in one day when i was in awesome shape. wow, i am ashamed of myself for getting so out of shape...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-12 15:19:51 EST (#)
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Uber needs a chat room for the Queen's Poofters.
Cool Uber Europeans:
Drogo
JoeyG
Orphelia
Not Cool Uber Europeans:
All the rest.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-12 15:14:27 EST (#)
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I love you too Danger_Ranger. Butt sechs?
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-02-12 14:51:36 EST (#)
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My old roomate used to make these burgers that would make a grown man cry. They were prepared as such:
Fry 1lb bacon in an iron skillet
Fry buttered bread in bacon grease
Fry 2x 1/2lb beef patties in pan
[bread]
[bacon]
[burger]
[bread]
[bacon]
[burger]
[bread]
Cheese is optional. Best. Burger. Ever.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:37:39 EST (#)
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DJ I still want your pink tie. You look good in it, I would look better.
Make this happen.
God i'm really hungry. Bacon has to be in my supper somewhere.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:12:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:27:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 10:46:31 GMT (#)
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Joey....for you I would wrap myself in bacon!
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Who needs genies and their 'magic wishes'??!?!? This is everything I've always dreamed of!
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You... Bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
Actually, I think the whole bacon-wrapping thing sounds pointless. The UN-wrapping, however...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:27:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 10:46:31 GMT (#)
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Joey....for you I would wrap myself in bacon!
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Who needs genies and their 'magic wishes'??!?!? This is everything I've always dreamed of!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:48:34 EST (#)
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I read Nick Hornby's 'About A Boy' recently cos I'd quite liked the movie (and I also found a first edition, signed-by-the-author copy in a charity shop for a POUND FIFTY). Much to my disappointment, the talent competition scene where they sing Killing Me Softly wasn't in it. Must have been added on for the film.
I was rather gutted.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:30:41 EST (#)
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I'm just trying not to kill anyone else today. I'm thinking of refusing to see any more patients today.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:42:52 EST (#)
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ok i am cool with that.
i won't be at ubercon though as i am too shy to do such things and shy people suck
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:40:28 EST (#)
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Why don't you stop passing comment on me? you really bothered by me that says more about you than me.
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i'm not sure orphelia. There are a million-squillion building blocks that make up my ridiculously amazing me. I guess at the very forefront though, it's my ability to pick a toss. When HR are interviewing people at work I get to sit in, raise an eyebrow or not, but whatever I 'say' always stands. Don't get me wrong it took ages for me to convince these people I had a propensity for this kind of thing, but if I dared utter that you can't trust this fuck are far as you can kick her or him with a wanton eyebrow, the interview would wind up quickly or conversely continue.
My powers transcend the internet, I can tell if I walked into a pub at a ubercon who I would like and who I wouldn't - and I would be right. Not liking someone doesn't mean I'd be confrontational, but I'd not give you the time of day while pretending - politely, that I was in an off-handed sort of way, and it would leave you thinking well he was charming but I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to hook up ever again not even if Australia beat england again 3-1 in a 'friendly'.
I *know* people, I'm old enough and so I should. I know enough to know that I would buy rounds for berty and red - even though I might drink some of red's pint and ask the barman to fill it up with lemonade.
I know that I would hang out with rad without fear of being raped, thanks to me double dipping on red's beer, I'd get curious sure.
I know if firefly said "you can sleep over", razor probably wouldn't read me a bedtime story, beerturtle stayed over and still has his hymen.
If forensic said come and look at a corpse I'd say no but I'd catch up with her in a....'bar'.
I'd catch up with lungfish in a bar too we have a history, it's not gay but I like him and knew straight away that I did.
I know if hadley said "hey guy, come watch the bengirls beat the Browns" that he would be lying, but I'd still go.
I know if iddqd called me bitch he wouldn't mean it, I know that if I watch Schindler's List I still won't see apollo, I know that if I agree to meet up with shandy at the bus stop he'll be fairly disappointed that I'm not an actual teenage girl, but hear this.
You're not my bag. No offence but you're really irritating, you didn't start off irritating but you fast forwarded into it, and that's all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:17:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:14:36 EST (#)
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also, ask fj, i have dropped many -2's on him and never allow a streak.
generally, i find insults at my children well, a bit of a sign of low intelligence. you have to stoop to such an easy target, it's a bit emarrassing.
what we are forgetting here, though, is the bacon.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:12:30 EST (#)
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i am going to increase my carbon footprint just to help speed global warming in hope a polar icecap melts, drowning oz. Skegness may get swamped too, but thats a sacrifice i am willing to make.
i would have to send a rescue mission for toe, mind, i love toe.
emission, whenever i try to read any of your comments, all i see is 'whaaaah, whaaaah, whaaaah'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:08:02 EST (#)
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yeah ummm the d_r bit weirdly was playing up to what you said, or maybe it wan't and i was defending the mans honour because thats what people do on uber, yeah ummm cool!
lol orphelia
love
enission
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:04:05 EST (#)
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Why is there isn't a problem when I +2 other peoples post. HAHA you beefed about ratings they mean shit.
Perhaps I should talk about D_R's kids if we are gonna get personal?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:01:32 EST (#)
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Ah, look at emission 'leave D_R alone' you stoopid fuck, he came on the post and started this shit.
D_R if you wanna carrying on throwing insults to make yourself feel better, go ahead.
LOL I can't believe enission used the 'internet too seriously' angle.
LAME
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:57:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:44:17 GMT (#)
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an fj?? irritating and what was it you said?
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Dumb.
:o)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:55:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-12 00:15:46 EST (#)
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i just burnt the hell out of both my hands with boiling marshmellows while trying to make rice crispy treats. they didn't even turn out that great
i hate bacon
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It is important that you see the connection here. If you love bacon, bacon loves you. As bacon is life, so then if you love bacon, life loves you. It should be obvious that when life loves you, your marshmallow treats turn out wonderful and do not burn your hands.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:49:01 EST (#)
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yawn
now fuck off.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:47:17 EST (#)
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hey frozen embryo girl, while you're in suspended animation with sigorne...si...i can't spell it. While you're in suspended animation with that woman from Alien floating about in the space time continuum waiting to birth why don't you go drop some more plus two's on peoples posts you perceive to be popular - "Miss you 'beeb!! Awesome you don't have a vag I'm internet popular too!! look at me look at me I love stuffing stuff into my vag do you love it too because I DO. OHHHHHHHHH stuff in my vag, oh yeahhhhhhhhhh I'M EMAILING PEOPLE ABOUT IT."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:44:17 EST (#)
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leave D_r alone, once known as Gautama Buddha, The ancient aussies were not concerned with chronologies, being far more focused on philosophy. his wise words reflect this.
an fj?? irritating and what was it you said? oh yeah, well try not to let the internet get to you so much huh. I havent said diddly squat to you OR about you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:42:12 EST (#)
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Oh noes!!
indeed.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:37:12 EST (#)
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oh noes
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:32:18 EST (#)
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Yeah, wait for emission to drop by and stick up for his little buddy.
They can be bum chums but not us FJ!
I really can't stand D_R and he is SO SHORT it's all little guy complex
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:31:00 EST (#)
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Haha, dr is almost as dumb as ei. Well, maybe dumber, I don't know, but he's certainly equally irritating.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:29:51 EST (#)
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This is how much I can't stand D_R
And then some. Why don't you stop passing comment on me? you really bothered by me that says more about you than me.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:26:39 EST (#)
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hmm.
see here's the thing. With britishers the english are basically fun to pick on - sure they gave us Doc Martin (tv series not shoes) but they also gave us a lot of reasons to poke fun at them. I mean you've got wimbledon, that pissant little park arsenal used to run around on in the *premier* league, them singing about forty years of hurt and ultimately looking stupid, and their reinforcing their collective stupid with spunky getting chipped by ronaldinho. The Irish whilst disowning their britisher at least have hurling and gaelic football - and they don't like being british. The Welsh sing up a storm at Cardiff and are handy at rugby - and they have passion. What are the scots passionate about - pickpocketing? being tight?
This is the scots. Ordinary at rugby, ordinary at football and thought sharing a parliament with your imperial overlords was acceptable, I mean FUCK Rob Roy and William Wallace, the ghosts of respectability past. The only thing you have going for you is a national anthem that falls back on a history you've systematically undermined, something about sending some bonnie chappie packing, and even THAT is like bragging about beating up a kid on the short bus.
This is why you are a dickhead, and a plagiariser. go tell whorph about your massive dick that you apparently helicopter on new years, you'll have a republic in no time, you dick muppet.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:00:39 EST (#)
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BLAH!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:53:54 EST (#)
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Berty, doesn't your religion forbid you from eating bacon?
Hi LM! Watchya doin...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:51:52 EST (#)
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Wait........what?!
How?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:49:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:46:31 EST (#)
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Joey....for you I would wrap myself in bacon!
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Awww, together you'd be a bacon butty.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:46:31 EST (#)
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Joey....for you I would wrap myself in bacon!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:15:51 EST (#)
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Can i have the double bacon fatty melt, please, topped with extra beconnaise...throw in a caesar salad but go easy on the dressing. Thanks.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-12 03:50:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-02-12 03:14:05 EST (#)
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Nice picture post
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-12 03:08:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:58:58 EST (#)
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Maybe it's just me...
... but I just don't see what the big deal is about bacon. Meh.
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the big deal is that bacon is in the top high caloric foods.
baconnaise is funny.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-02-12 02:28:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-02-12 01:39:49 EST (#)
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PLAIGIARISMSMSMSMS!
But seriously, trying to pass something like this off as your own is a dick move.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-12 00:15:46 EST (#)
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i just burnt the hell out of both my hands with boiling marshmellows while trying to make rice crispy treats. they didn't even turn out that great
i hate bacon
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-02-11 23:21:56 EST (#)
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2/3 of the way through this post,I actually just drooled a little.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-02-11 21:13:44 EST (#)
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This may be gross but that bacon taco looks good.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-11 17:26:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:59:32 EST (#)
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I'd like to know how one goes about stuffing a duck into a chicken into a turkey.
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3 cups of Wesson Oil.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-11 16:59:11 EST (#)
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I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-02-11 16:40:12 EST (#)
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i would eat almost all of that.
beautiful.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-11 16:28:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:58:58 EST (#)
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Maybe it's just me...
... but I just don't see what the big deal is about bacon. Meh.
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you make me sick.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-11 15:30:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-11 15:05:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-11 20:01:52 GMT (#)
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Thanks for making sure I eat NOTHING for the next 24 hours.
Jesus, I think I would be violently sick if I tried to eat any of these.
I have just about got the handel of the elvis sandwich. Even that I have to do a very miniture version of, then sit in my chair listening to my stomach and heart war it out.
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If it's any consolation, if you were wrapped in bacon, I'd eat you.
I mean that in a nice way. I don't just eat any human wrapped in bacon, y'know.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-11 15:03:13 EST (#)
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Right, so that's my breakfast sorted.
What you got for lunch?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-11 15:01:52 EST (#)
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Thanks for making sure I eat NOTHING for the next 24 hours.
Jesus, I think I would be violently sick if I tried to eat any of these.
I have just about got the handel of the elvis sandwich. Even that I have to do a very miniture version of, then sit in my chair listening to my stomach and heart war it out.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:58:58 EST (#)
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Maybe it's just me...
... but I just don't see what the big deal is about bacon. Meh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:53:27 EST (#)
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i guess that egg on 'the hamdog' is just a little bit over the top.
i don't eat land or air animals and i'm not fond of sweets, so most of this wasn't appealing to me in any way.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:23:18 EST (#)
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I'm a fat fucking waste of space and this made ME sick
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:04:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:03:39 EST (#)
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Gah! This reminds me of the rastaurant in my area that serves dinner plate sized, heavily iced, cinnamon rolls.
DINNER PLATE SIZED!
There's just no need for that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-11 13:54:05 EST (#)
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auto +2 plagiarism
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-11 12:39:21 EST (#)
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i'm literally ill now, thanks!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 12:04:42 EST (#)
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Baconnaise - "Everything Should Taste Like Bacon".
Amen, brother.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-11 12:02:04 EST (#)
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*renounces Jesus and accepts Bacconnaise as his saviour*
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:56:50 EST (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7884121.stm
Unbefuckingleviable.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:43:31 EST (#)
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The only reason that I exercise like a demon is so that I can eat shit like that (and drink booze) and not get fat. Still, I was pretty disgusted by the time I got to the end of it.
On a realted note, do you why most black guys are so fit? Because all they eat is Method's Mom.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:32:16 EST (#)
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Why does nearly EVERY DISH on there look insanely delicious (with only a few exceptions I can't be arsed to list)?
I haven't even smoked any weed in like, almost 48 hours or something.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:28:58 EST (#)
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I think I can quite honestly say I have never/would never eat ANYTHING like that.
*shudder*
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:23:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:17:18 EST (#)
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Fuck you method! Fuck you! I am much prettier than that fish. I am done with self depreciation, god damn it, I AM HOT!
prove it :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:22:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 16:13:34 GMT (#)
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Ok, but I am doing it so it's unreadable (Lol) I am a bit shy of the word.
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Yeah?
What is it?! :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:17:18 EST (#)
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Fuck you method! Fuck you! I am much prettier than that fish. I am done with self depreciation, god damn it, I AM HOT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:15:50 EST (#)
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Is it wrong that I immediately thought of Orphelia when I saw this picture?
http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0210.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:13:34 EST (#)
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Ok, but I am doing it so it's unreadable (Lol) I am a bit shy of the word.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:11:36 EST (#)
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What word? Text me pic (if it's not too difficult to take one of the back of your neck).
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:10:02 EST (#)
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Nape of neck, it's a word in joined itallics.
Hurt like hell, like burning razors. Only took 5 mins but got another booked that will take hours.
The artist was SO fit, I was so embarrassed when I took all my tops off to find the wire had popped out my bra on one side.
I want him to tattoo my entire body though.
I found it quite sexual.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:07:45 EST (#)
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I wasn't!
Where's your tattoo?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 16:04:51 GMT (#)
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fat girls do sex the best
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You are talking about me again, ain't you :(
It's my metabolism, god damn it.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:49:37 EST (#)
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U S A! U S A!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:32:23 EST (#)
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http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
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Aww, I would swap a child for one of those
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:31:29 EST (#)
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i also learned yesterday that they make bacon chocolate. i was afraid.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:30:42 EST (#)
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that rice krispy treat makes me want to build an igloo out of them.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:30:37 EST (#)
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baconayse?
corn dog pizza?
I...I..
I think I just came
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:25:25 EST (#)
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Plagiarism is pretty stupid.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:24:16 EST (#)
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EVERYONE should click on this link - http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:16:49 EST (#)
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Well in that case I'll splash the sensational story that you don't have any children at all - they're all Reborn Dolls, aren't they - AREN'T THEY?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:11:42 EST (#)
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Nah it looks like they've had it delivered in a box, and are now trying to pass it off as their own work. Man, I hate it when people do that.
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You plageriser!
I guess I better let the cat out the proverbial bag and inform uber every other post you 'wrote' came from www.gayboyswritepoetry.com/limpwrist
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:09:44 EST (#)
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Deep fried mars bars are awesome, but by the time you've eaten half of it your face has broken out in big fat yellow zits.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:06:50 EST (#)
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I'm not sure I could eat more than a bite or five of any of those before my heart exploded, but I'd taste any of them.
You unfortunately forgot Scotch Eggs, which are the perfect snack in the perfect size. Fun Scotch Egg fact: They are one of only two foodstuffs known to exist that can actually make beer taste even better. The other being of couse, pizza.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:03:10 EST (#)
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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:00:46 EST (#)
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They are deboned harry
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:00:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:57:36 GMT (#)
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RE the giant rice krispie cake.
The dudes are totally saying, 'Yeah, we baked a giant rice krispie cake, what of it, punk?'
That is serious attitude
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Nah it looks like they've had it delivered in a box, and are now trying to pass it off as their own work. Man, I hate it when people do that.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-11 10:00:35 EST (#)
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Ask John Madden
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:59:32 EST (#)
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I'd like to know how one goes about stuffing a duck into a chicken into a turkey.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:59:03 EST (#)
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Indeed.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:58:58 EST (#)
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I have to admit some of that looked pretty good,
haven't had breakfast yet...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:57:45 EST (#)
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Somebody say something about poowhoring?
I'd eat that french fry encased hot dog in a heartbeat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:57:36 EST (#)
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RE the giant rice krispie cake.
The dudes are totally saying, 'Yeah, we baked a giant rice krispie cake, what of it, punk?'
That is serious attitude
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:55:05 EST (#)
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jesus
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:54:50 EST (#)
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Good grief. My heart hurts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:53:51 EST (#)
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Oh. :(
I could have ruled the world with Muddys email.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:52:33 EST (#)
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OMG I'm sooooo HUNGRY NOW!
That rice crispy cake looks awesome. I could eat that. And the snickers cake although I'm wondering what a toffee crisp cake would taste like or a Lion Bar cake...
I like cake...
As for the rest... UGH!!!! I went to New York ato the Carnegie Sandwich shop (should anybody ever go) and I bought a sandwich. I swear to God it took 3 of us to eat it. It's like the one in the picture and about a foot tall.
And maple syrup with bacon??? That's a Canadian thing but WTF is up with that? And Canadian bacon is not of the Danish variety, it's like gammon steak... Tastes awesome but distinctly not bacon.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:50:15 EST (#)
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No, muddy is just a stickler for originality and referencing sources. If muddy has a fault - and that's a big 'if' - it's that he cares too damn much. I tip my hat to him.
[Please don't poowhore]
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:49:53 EST (#)
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I'm not fat and my diet is made up of approx. 58% of the items noted.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:48:46 EST (#)
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It is hard to imagine, but it's true that while uberers often celebrate making fun of babies, autism and rape, one thing we won't stand for is plagiarism. Just credit the source, dude.
I've watched a Man vs Food marathon and saw a lot of these. I want a bacon taco shell.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:47:22 EST (#)
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If you get that job, I will make a cake in your honour and whore it.
Then eat it. And maybe sico loo whore the end product. Actually not that end bit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:45:31 EST (#)
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Huh? This is Muddys idea? You have outside contact with Muddy?
Mail me his address now, I demand it.
Also, Meat Ship made me blarf.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:44:42 EST (#)
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Yeah no I mean your actual cakes that you bake for people.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:43:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:41:55 GMT (#)
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Pheeley I'd like to see your cakes.
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I actually hope you mean my real ones and that isn't a euphawotsit.
I would maybe have some snickers pie, that is all.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:42:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:41:55 EST (#)
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Pheeley I'd like to see your cakes.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:41:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-11 14:40:49 GMT (#)
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credit the source for your idea and title you fucking jackass
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Make me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:40:49 EST (#)
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credit the source for your idea and title you fucking jackass
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:40:32 EST (#)
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http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/projects.php
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-11 09:39:24 EST (#)
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You spend waaay too much time on flikr
I thought this was gonna have that pic i sent you the other day (fat face stupid new hair)
good work though