Fuck Kellogs! (885 hits)
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Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2009-02-12 11:01:57 EST
I could really give a rats ass about Micheal Phelps' gnarled tooth ass but to be dropped by a company that a) had no problem with the fact that he had a DUI on his record and b) has been feeding the world unhealthy foods and contributing far more danger to the health of the world than marijuana for fucking years is RE FUCKING DICKULOUS!
So fuck Kellogs.
Right in the ass.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-12 17:05:55 EDT (#)
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So long, stick.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-12 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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well, i guess this is goodbye then.
byyyeeee, mail me!
lol
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:28:42 EST (#)
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What Caulincourt said.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:59:15 EST (#)
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you care about important stuff
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-12 18:05:24 EST (#)
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Phelps is a fucking douche. Weed is evil, man! It destroys lives and leads people down the path to destruction. It it the very root of all drug use.
Oh, there's my bong...
nevermind
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-12 17:58:29 EST (#)
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It's sponsorship money. If they don't want to sponsor someone who was busted smoking pot, that's their prerogative. I don't necessarily agree with it, but it's their money. If anything, it'll make the cost of Corn Flakes go down.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-12 17:39:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:33:35 EST (#)
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Howard Stern said the other day "Smoking pot is better for your health than eating those Frosted Flakes!"
So A-Rod uses a performance enhancing illegal substance and gets to continue to make millions of dollars a year, while Phelps used a performance detracting drug and actually gets suspended. I know it was only for a short time, but the principle, man.
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Gee, I guess he should have played baseball then, huh?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:52:57 EST (#)
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2184098.ece
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 16:36:24 EST (#)
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this fat
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-12 15:53:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 13:52:37 EST (#)
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has anyone seen how fat Ian Thorpe has become?
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no. how fat has he become?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-12 15:42:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:54:39 EST (#)
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You know what really fuckin pisses me off?
That nobody who gets caught in this position ever makes a stand.
They all wimp out. They all stick their fucking tails between their legs, hang their heads heads and apologize like mad. I'm sooooo sorry I let myself, and everyone down, and smoked the evil weed. This is partly why it's 2009 and marijuana is still a highly illegal drug. Reefer madness prevails.
NOBODY caught in this position ever freakin stands up and says "that's right bitches, I smoked pot, fucking sue me." "That's right, I'm the fastest man in the world in water and I occasionally smoke dope." "See - it's not the end of the world!" "You can actually be a useful achieving person and be an occasional doper." "So there." No - never - they all cut and run like fucking schoolgirls.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-12 15:03:54 EST (#)
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hear hear
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 13:52:37 EST (#)
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has anyone seen how fat Ian Thorpe has become?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-12 13:49:12 EST (#)
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Kellogs can't have people smoking the shit because they just might realize that paying 5 dollars for 2 cents worth of grain and sugar is a rip
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-12 13:14:13 EST (#)
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fuck the money. kelloggs will get replaced with somebody else. the thing is, nobody would even have known kelloggs was sponsoring him without them doing this. it's not like stock car racing, he cant wear a logo on his speedo, there are rules about that.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what really fuckin pisses me off?
That nobody who gets caught in this position ever makes a stand.
They all wimp out. They all stick their fucking tails between their legs, hang their heads heads and apologize like mad. I'm sooooo sorry I let myself, and everyone down, and smoked the evil weed. This is partly why it's 2009 and marijuana is still a highly illegal drug. Reefer madness prevails.
NOBODY caught in this position ever freakin stands up and says "that's right bitches, I smoked pot, fucking sue me." "That's right, I'm the fastest man in the world in water and I occasionally smoke dope." "See - it's not the end of the world!" "You can actually be a useful achieving person and be an occasional doper." "So there." No - never - they all cut and run like fucking schoolgirls.
Why? $$$ for one reason. With 10 million dollars in endorsements at stake maybe I'd be a little bitch if I got caught too...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:30:57 EST (#)
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I agree. Plus the dude is 23, he is the fastest swimmer in the world, give him a break.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:06:21 EST (#)
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There also wasn't a picture on the web of Phelps careening the wrong way down a one way street, at night with no lights on, taking a long pull of a bottle of Yukon Jack with a box of corn flakes shoved up the ass of an underage tranny hooker in the back seat.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:40:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:18:22 EST (#)
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drunk drivers don't kill kids, dirty stoners do.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:33:35 EST (#)
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Howard Stern said the other day "Smoking pot is better for your health than eating those Frosted Flakes!"
So A-Rod uses a performance enhancing illegal substance and gets to continue to make millions of dollars a year, while Phelps used a performance detracting drug and actually gets suspended. I know it was only for a short time, but the principle, man.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:32:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:31:46 EST (#)
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What? Corporate hypocrasy!? Can't be.
If their contract with him says "Mikey no smokee the dope" and he gets caught doing just that, they get to fire him. Simple. Vote against them with your dollar and buy the General Mills version of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs for great justice.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:30:03 EST (#)
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DON'T TELL ME WHOSE ASS TO FUCK PUNKO!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:28:09 EST (#)
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Thanks for playing, will the next contestant on "Catch a Beat Down" please step forward.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:18:22 EST (#)
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drunk drivers don't kill kids, dirty stoners do.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:07:27 EST (#)
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Thanks Fat Tony, why don't you rant about the obvious shortcomings of black people next
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:07:05 EST (#)
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Mmmmmmm.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-12 11:05:56 EST (#)
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Agreed. Let the kid smoke some herb for God's sake. To hell with all those corporate whores.