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Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2009-02-13 08:25:03 EST
I'm more pretty AND awesome than you goons combined.
p.s. I just installed the 2009 Eagles screen saver on my compy.
p.p.s. It's not a Hyundai, it's a Daewoo :(
yummy!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 me
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK AT MY STI PICK NOW!
Oh wait, what? It's going to collapse again, isn't it? :(
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 13:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The last time was in Nov last year. If you were watching this morning, the Dow was about 3pts from breaking that record low. Brand new low this week.
Or maybe I'm wrong and tomorrow property values skyrocket and everyone gets their job back with a huge raise and a handjob.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:52:44 EST (#)
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Financials across the board are getting crushed today posting losses second only to Energy. The market is in shambles and I can barely remember the last time the DJIA was below 7.6K.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:43:25 EST (#)
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Yeah, it appears that way. I'll wind up holding until who the fuck knows when but I don't think federalization of this regional bank will take place.
I've had some pretty good plays down this stretch, day trading FRE a few times with smashing success and I got into SQNM around 6.13 and even though it's bearish now it'll turn in the next month. I almost made a play on WB when it hit a penny and regret not doing so.
Seriously, what, if any analysis can you offer on STI? Yahoo and Google message boards seem to be 40% positive, 40% negative, and about 20% pumpers and dumpers.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:41:36 EST (#)
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BAC 5.00 0.57 US
BNS 27.78 1.54 CDN
C 3.16 0.33 US
CNQ 40.36 2.19 CDN
ECA 51.27 2.84 CDN
GM 2.15 0.35 US
PWT.UN 12.86 0.51 CDN
STI 6.98 1.74 US
SU 22.94 1.59 CDN
TCK'B 4.33 0.59 CDN
TD 35.67 1.48 CDN
I'd short all of these for starters.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:39:07 EST (#)
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Jesus fucking christ you fucked up.
I've been watching DTO rocket up.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:37:04 EST (#)
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You don't think it has hit bottom yet?
Shorters are dragging the fucking thing to the ground but otherwise it looks pretty stable because they didn't get involved too heavily in the subprime. I didn't do as much DD as I would like to right now but I'd like to average down my buy in last week at $9.40 so I'm waiting to see bottom. This isn't a short term play for me but something I'll hold 5-10 years.
No good? Support please?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:34:28 EST (#)
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Why the fucking fuck would you be invested in STI?
Get out and short it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:33:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:32:39 EST (#)
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STI has taken a shit and I'm waiting for it to rebound.
Also, I imagine that "thing" to be something similar to what those two are capable of producing.
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Wrong post, disregard.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:32:41 EST (#)
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Oh I was just wondering what you did with his body after you raped/dismembered him.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
STI has taken a shit and I'm waiting for it to rebound.
Also, I imagine that "thing" to be something similar to what those two are capable of producing.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:22:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 10:48:02 EST (#)
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Hahahhaaaa, I love the shower curtain you use for drapes.
Big step up from using garbage bags eh?
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Considering I'm not at my house I'll take this as mildly funny. However, why are you studying the decor?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-17 11:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 10:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-02-17 09:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon Iachini is a fat, dripping pussy.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 10:48:02 EST (#)
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Hahahhaaaa, I love the shower curtain you use for drapes.
Big step up from using garbage bags eh?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2009-02-16 12:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto plus 2 BadAssJulie sighting
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-16 09:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-13 18:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for ridiculous over the top internet hissy fits and bitch fights
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-16 09:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh noes! I wears earringz?!
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-16 08:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice earring douche. jesus christ.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-16 06:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice stud, stud. You look like a homosexual, overweight Vinnie Jones.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-16 05:36:29 EST (#)
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Poor sage.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-14 14:08:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-14 09:21:43 EST (#)
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As for the rest of you, I will issue an apology for my behavior. A face-to-face conversation would have been far more appropriate given the content.
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Actually, watching a meltdown of that magnitude was the closest you've come to redeeming yourself. I enjoyed it very much.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2009-02-14 10:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
first of all, simon: you're ugly
second, you two have obviously fucked, and she's mad because the penicillin didn't work
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-14 09:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No...no, sage...keep the happy high school horseshit name calling internet fight going right here on Uber.
THIS IS THE PERFECT VENUE TO HANDLE SUCH DISAGREEMENTS, BETWEEN TWO UPSTANDING AND MATURE ADULTS.
bauahahahahahahahahaha fucking idiots.....bauahahahahahaha
Train wreck.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-14 09:21:43 EST (#)
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As for the rest of you, I will issue an apology for my behavior. A face-to-face conversation would have been far more appropriate given the content.
All apologies, folks.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-14 08:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-13 20:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is how pathetic sage is:
I pretty much love all pussy (under 140 lbs.) and I'm actually siding with Sico the Friendly Retard on this one.
THAT'S UBER SAD RIGHT THERE.
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Shlongy, this is how much your opinion means to me:
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-14 07:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, fattie, no carbs after 5 pm. On t-shirts - the shoulder seam is just that, for the shoulder.
And a couple of more points. you are a giant douche, *if* frankthebear is real you gained his trust and then dicked him over and that's something 'mother' whoresa should take onboard before spouting about how wonderful you can be in confidential, starchamber emails.
oh and sage is an idiot, which you are possibly indirectly responsible for or at the very least engaged in it's manifesting, having said that i guess it's like blaming a snowy avalanche for being made of snow - so whatever.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-14 05:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shenanigans or not, blob strops are funny.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-14 00:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yee-hah! No pictures of shit! Again!
It's amazing what I'm able to plus two when my expectations are lowered.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-13 21:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is a tree shot?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-13 20:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is how pathetic sage is:
I pretty much love all pussy (under 140 lbs.) and I'm actually siding with Sico the Friendly Retard on this one.
THAT'S UBER SAD RIGHT THERE.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-13 18:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for ridiculous over the top internet hissy fits and bitch fights
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 18:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 17:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quint = Internet E-Superhero
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 17:05:31 EST (#)
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Quint = Internet E-Superhero
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-13 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, when you wake up do you think to yourself "How can I big a bigger douchebag today?"
Or does it just come naturally?
Let's look at the facts:
1. Douchebag-like camera pose.
Look at your picture above. Look the facial expression. Then go to this site http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ and look at the guys. See a similarity? All you're missing is the hot chick.
2. Repeatedly online bitch fighting with a chick.
What are you, a thirteen year old girl? Grow a pair and let it fucking go. Real men don't get drawn into arguments like that.
3. Insulting Method
Nobody makes fun of Method on this site. That shit is not cool.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I HEART QUINT
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ladies and Gentleman, I think I've FINALLY found the one man that Method's Mom will refuse to sleep with. Scroll up to see a picture of him!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:48:22 EST (#)
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he has an audience the way a mosquito has an audience.
swatting away =/= audience
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:47:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:16:48 EST (#)
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Oh shush rob, before you give sage some ammo.
Here's the best I can sum things up.
I think sage's latest "your mean" tantrum is because I joking told someone to give her a shotgun with a double trigger or something. She makes a joke about it later but then wants my attention for some reason and decides to make it apparent on public forum. If any of my other friends say something like that she takes it with a grain a salt and laughs but when I play it's not allowed.
Eat more cornbread, SKUNT!
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Plain and simple: You have an audience here and she wants a piece of it. Next!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:42:53 EST (#)
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well even though sage is probably the mental one (the woman usually is) poor old simon came across as a bell end.
at times sage overplayed the wronged woman card and at times simon was too defensively flippant but i think on the whole the slack jawed 'tard slightly beat out the horse faced mentalist.
tune in next week for more drama/shennies.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:40:46 EST (#)
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Well, wasn't this joyful.
Here Sage, watch this. It'll make you smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCq7EncEbDw
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:40:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:20:20 EST (#)
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Sage, quit your giant gaping stunt for attention.
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So two people who know each other in real life claim they are not desperate for attention, but refuse to do their fighting offline?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:36:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:52:09 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
(No2 sits when he pees)
i sit when i pee.
at home like, not out.
that'd be weird.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:34:01 EST (#)
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apollo, sure, he does the standard fare of replying to every comment getting it heated to begin with, but how many times have other people unsheathed their e-battle weapons on his posts in their own separate fights? Like no1 and berg here; it's like it's contagious. He just seems to be able to proliferate the hate. Like hate flu.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:33:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:17:17 CST (#)
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Well, well, if it isn't the crown-prince of unhumour, back from his sight-seeing excursion to the playground.
STFU Bubba, you pedarast.
genuine lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love sage and sicos thuper thecret slang for weed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the reviews.
Questions for Sage / Simon:
Seeing as you and simon are no longer friends and you're no longer 'getting his back' - fancy spilling some dirt on him? Just so all us bored, lacking in life people on uber can get some more shits and giggles pulling the piss out of him. No offence sico and it's not like you don't enjoy it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:18:26 CST (#)
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Sage - you should consider Zoloft. I'm not being sarcastic or being a bitch here, I really do think it could help you. I take it and it has helped me tremendously with volatile mood swings and anxiety. I take a very small dose (1/2 of the smallest pill they make, once a day), so the side effects are minimal. I know some people associate a kind of stigma with SSRI's, but they really can be very beneficial. Check it out.
LOL
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:28:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:50:36 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how sico generates so much hate that 90% of his posts blast to most heated. Say what you want about him, but he knows to work Uber pretty well.
i'm going to reply to comments as i see them.
NOT TRUE.
he purposefully decides when to get heated, most people do, it's easy, all one does is argue or reply to almost every comment.
the real test is getting heated with no real replies from the author.
simon is simply copying shit that people invented years ago.
he's added zero original value to the internet.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm out kiddies. Make this fun when I get back in Monday or if I'm bored this weekend.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:25:00 EST (#)
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One other thing. If you need some special plaque that says I'm your friend than that's more than pathetic.
You got us tickets to the Redskins. Was I your friend when I carried your drunken ass in to the game?
When the Filipino was being drunkenly mean to you downtown and I told him to knock it off, was I your friend then?
I could name a bajillion instances but you've made your mind that I'm an asshole so I won't try to convince you otherwise.
POURHOUSE HAPPY HOUR, HERE I COME! (stay away Sage)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:25:00 EST (#)
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What the holy hell happened here? Everyone take a deep breath and relax.
<Paging Dr. Greenthumb>
<Paging Dr. Greenthumb>
HUGS ALL AROUND!!
...except for that rob_berg guy. He's creepy and smells like wild onions.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And stop using the enter key, SPAZ!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:19:22 EST (#)
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just quickly scanned the reviews, looks like there is potential drama or perhaps decent shennies.
<skins up, sits back, reads reviews>
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:18:53 EST (#)
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HEAT HEAT HEAT HEAT
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:17:58 EST (#)
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Stage, shut the fuck up. You see what I did there? This is all a stage for your self centered attempt at attention. Look, I said it below that you are a like Rob and look who comes to your side. Any surprise?
Don't even say that any of the girls around me came to you for information. I told them how annoying and attention craving you are up front so that just deflates your whole alibi.
And to say I never had your back when said girls had bad things to say about you and I told them to mind themselves because you are my friend. You are not only fucking clueless but if you think that your "friends" are the ones that convince you your farts smell like cotton candy and lollipops, unfortunately you are stupid too.
Since when did being honest with someone mean being mean? I'm sorry that you are so deluded when someone tries to be honest it with you it stings like a back hand. I can't help that you are a naive, sheltered, maladjusted fit for the real world but it's about time you wake up.
Holy fuck you are the most self deluded person I have ever called friend. Notice how I never said you weren't my friend, not past, present or future. I just think you are really confused right now and need to take a bong rip instead of venting your "injustices" here.
"Stop emailing me" was meant for that particular set of pointless emails but not being in the real world, poor sage took it as forever. Even if it was forever, you ever hear of the phone or in person. I'm not cowardly enough to shy away from face to face confrontation. Are you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
premature lastwordulation.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and last word, Robert.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Obviously shenanigans/
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:07:17 EST (#)
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Yes, maybe this is a meltdown of sorts but it's sure as hell not shenanigans.
I'm just done with Sico. I almost NEVER write people off, and it makes me sick to do it, because that's not what I'm about at all. But I have realized over the past few weeks that it's probably better this way. I've been mulling it over and I realized that he has never treated me like a friend and probably never will, and that keeping my distance is probably the best thing I can do right now.
This was NOT the best place to do it but he asked me to stop emailing him, so I'm simply acquiescing his request.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is no2 thinking about my dick?
That's, like totally homogross.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bottom line, Sico?
I'VE ALWAYS HAD YOUR BACK. I've ALWAYS defended you when people have called you an ass, never lied TO you, never talked SHIT ABOUT YOU, never given bitches INFORMATION about you, NONE OF THAT.
BOTTOM LINE?
YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD SOME FUCKED UP ASS SHIT TO SAY TO ME...you've ALWAYS been nothing but a jerk to me, you've NEVER HAD MY BACK...all you've EVER had to do was say or do fucked up shit to me or laugh at anything that went wrong with me in my life.
I dont know what it is, Sico...I really fucking dont. If I simply annoy you, that's fine...you can't win them all I guess.
You are NOT a friend, AND YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN. AND IF YOU'VE NEVER LIKED ME, THEN YOU ARE A TWO-FACED ASS MOTHERFUCKER FOR NEVER SAYING SO.
I have ALWAYS been your friend, in word and in deed. I NEVER GOT THAT FROM YOU, EVER.
SO FUCK YOU, SICO, JUST FUCK YOU.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:04:13 EST (#)
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with a couple of extra letters.
NO one is this stupid.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:03:50 EST (#)
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Shennanigans...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So making fun of Simon is now e-chivalrous? That's rich.
Look, I think this Sage individual is obviously a titch neurotic - but she seems VERY sweet and I like the energy she brings to the site.
There are enough negative, boring, troll-like dorks like yourself around here. This place has been suffocated from the bile you idiots spout on a daily basis. It wouldn't be so bad because quite often its FUNNY - just a little desperate and cancerous now that the pool is thinning.
If this isn't some elaborate "OMG LOOK WE FOOLDED THEM" game that Simon and Sage concocted for shits n' giggles - it does quite well to illustrate exactly the kind of pathetic dickhead I feel he is.
If this is all a ruse - he certainly displays a level of understanding far greater than I have ever given him credit for.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:01:14 EST (#)
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If this isn't shenanigans, this sage has to be the most mal-adjusted, dysfunctional ditz since mystia.
Way to publically meltdown.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck else would you bring this up here, you sniveling attention whore?
--Nice usage of the word "sniveling". YOU TOLD ME NOT TO EMAIL YOU.
What slores? Are you calling my girlfriend a slore? Is it because she didn't get you into the club the other night, princess, or is it because you are hurt?
--No I'm not calling your girlfriend a slore...it's a blanket statement.
If I made you feel unwelcome for a long time why the fuck did you still come around? Why didn't you keep your distance like an unwelcome person would normally do or do you just like the hate that much?
--Maybe I was stupid, maybe I was a fool...I have yet to figure the reasoning out, Sico. In any event, I'm not going to be making that mistake any longer.
All you do is invite yourself so I'll see you eventually sugar.
--I'm sure you will.
And if you want to paint me as this major asshole than that's your prerogative.
--Ok.
You attach yourself to every girl I have ever been around in attempts to microwave BFF yourself.
--Dont you dare try to insinuate that you know the reasoning behind it...I never have EVER attached myself to any girl you've been around...THEY attach themselves to ME in an attempt to glean information from me about you, which they NEVER get because I'm like the MAFIA, BITCH. I DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOBODY. I've never given out any of your personal information to people regardless of ANY of their failed methods of obtaining it, and believe me, NUMEROUS BITCHES HAVE TRIED. Its not my place, never BEEN my place, to ever say anything about you or your life to anyone who asks. So what the fuck ever. The girls are "nice" to me a) because I'm a girl too b) because they want to feel me out c) because they want to get information about you. I'm not a fucking clueless dipshitting bitch. I'm also not going to be a mean, cold bitch to someone just because they want to get information about you. I'll be nice and cordial to anyone, because THAT'S just the WAY I am.
How do you not know when you know your own nicknames by heart?
--Not sure what you mean by that.
Microwave BFF--Yes, I am nice to people and get along with anyone, anywhere, anytime. I'm friendly and outgoing...
MP4--Stands for MegaPhone 4...I'm loud in person at times. Surprise, everyone!!
Mememe--My nickname in HS was Mimi. I once told Sico that my stepmom thought I was selfish and that it was fitting. She has since apologized. I wont deny that I'm selfish at times, self-centered at times, vain at times, etc.
You need attention in such a bad way that no one can have a normal conversation without you butting in stating that you are somehow relevant...to everything. God you are undercover egoist that I'm beginning to believe you and Rob are soulmates.
--My "butting in stating that [I am] somehow relevant...to everything" is NOT my intention. I'm impressed at how KEEN and INTUITIVE you AREN'T...again...how dare you try to put my intentions on anything? Whenever I'm having a conversation with someone and I tell a story, I HOPE someone has had a similar experience and I HOPE they share it with me in the same conversation...THAT'S HOW PEOPLE GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, SICO. ITS CALLED COMM-UNI-CA-TION.
Fin.
Leave this post and uber for the day as you so eloquently put below.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:56:16 EST (#)
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(robbie can't see his dick when he pees)
fuck off lard-boy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:54:29 EST (#)
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ahhh well she has my email!
time to eat my fish
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:53:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And if you want to paint me as this major asshole than that's your prerogative."
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You do a fine job with that little brush of yours, toots.
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I see Robert's still trying to be Mr. Chivalry to get the attention of internet womanz. Sad. What's the matter? Wife not giving you enough attention at home now that the honeymoons over?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(No2 sits when he pees)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:57:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you're not a gigantic prick, more of a tiny, squealling insignificant one.
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I sit corrected.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:51:21 EST (#)
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Her breasts look like two tiny hanging mandarin oranges EI. Her own description. I doubt they're worth seeing.
Sage : forget the tits, GTFO
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And if you want to paint me as this major asshole than that's your prerogative."
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You do a fine job with that little brush of yours, toots.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:49:14 EST (#)
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well i still want to see sages breasts
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:47:42 EST (#)
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Now who wants to take bong rippers?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, quit your giant gaping stunt for attention. You cry like a little girl so much here, so much in person you don't even see how irritating an annoying you are. Fuck, people here can tell what a pest you are and they've never met you.
Next time your friends go somewhere, like any where near me, and you wonder if you are welcome the answer is no.
Wahhhh, Sico doesn't like me. Wahhhhh, I'll take this to an online forum. WAHhhhhh, MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME ATTENTION THERE.
You aired out all of your dirty laundry about me-- WHOA! I'm mean to you, WHOA!--and I've done nothing but call you annoying and a cry baby. That is grounds for you to be a hormonal bitch? There's more to your story of crybabying but on account of being better than you I'll just shut up now and go back to being more awesome than Hidden101, Rob_Berg, Scourge, HadToBeDone, Redskieslookfake, Method, Apollo and other Fags not mention being prettier as well.
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Stunt for attention? That's rich...I told you to leave me alone...that is the OPPOSITE of attempting to garner your attention! FUCKING A!!
I find it humorous that you're SO self-absorbed that you think that I WANT your attention and that I'm secretly hoping somehow that SOME DAY SICO WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I see every day the slores you surround yourself with. I want nothing to do with you OR them.
YOU HAVE called me annoying and a crybaby and told me I'm not welcome...and you've made a POINT of taking that OFF the online forum and you've done a GREAT JOB at making me FEEL that way for a long ass time. All I'm saying now is that I dont want to feel that way anymore Sico...I'm SICK of you treating me like crap and I dont know why I ever gave you the benefit of the doubt when you are CLEARLY so completely undeserving of it.
Dont worry me and my friends dont need YOU to tell me that I'm welcome anywhere YOU'RE going to be...I'm not going to invite myself to any of the functions you'll be attending and whenever I find out you'll BE somewhere I was planning on going I'll remove myself from that situation. I can't stand you, you suck and you're an asshole.
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Why the fuck else would you bring this up here, you sniveling attention whore?
What slores? Are you calling my girlfriend a slore? Is it because she didn't get you into the club the other night, princess, or is it because you are hurt?
If I made you feel unwelcome for a long time why the fuck did you still come around? Why didn't you keep your distance like an unwelcome person would normally do or do you just like the hate that much?
All you do is invite yourself so I'll see you eventually sugar.
And if you want to paint me as this major asshole than that's your prerogative.
You attach yourself to every girl I have ever been around in attempts to microwave BFF yourself. How do you not know when you know your own nicknames by heart?
Microwave BFF
MP4
Mememe
You need attention in such a bad way that no one can have a normal conversation without you butting in stating that you are somehow relevant...to everything. God you are undercover egoist that I'm beginning to believe you and Rob are soulmates.
Fin.
Leave this post and uber for the day as you so eloquently put below.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fair enough. all i know is what i read on ubersite. based on the information i read, that's the conclusion i came to.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What have I EVER done to you, Sico? Seriously? Where are the grounds or what is the basis for your sheer horribleness to me?
I'D LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING...ANYTHING THAT JUSTIFIES IT.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll address hidden then read what sage has to say.
I'm hurling insults because she's painting this nice picture that makes her look innocent. I've tried every angle with the girl but if honesty is what hurts than I'm not going to candy coat any thing for her. I told her this from day 1 and yet she plodded through without any thought.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES, SICO.
You say "oh I'm your friend"...but FRIENDS DONT CALL EACH OTHER ANNOYING OR TELL THEM THEY'RE NOT WELCOME PLACES.
You are NOT my friend and you NEVER HAVE BEEN. You've NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER treated me with respect OR like anything even REMOTELY RESEMBLING FRIENDSHIP EVER.
You have treated me like NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT for as long as I've ever known you and you SUCK for that because all I've EVER done is be super sweet and nice and THERE for you and a good friend TO YOU.
YOU SUCK, AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY. I'M DONE WITH YOU, THIS FRIENDSHIP...COMMUNICATING WITH YOU, WHATEVER ELSE.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, quit your giant gaping stunt for attention. You cry like a little girl so much here, so much in person you don't even see how irritating an annoying you are. Fuck, people here can tell what a pest you are and they've never met you.
Next time your friends go somewhere, like any where near me, and you wonder if you are welcome the answer is no.
Wahhhh, Sico doesn't like me. Wahhhhh, I'll take this to an online forum. WAHhhhhh, MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME ATTENTION THERE.
You aired out all of your dirty laundry about me-- WHOA! I'm mean to you, WHOA!--and I've done nothing but call you annoying and a cry baby. That is grounds for you to be a hormonal bitch? There's more to your story of crybabying but on account of being better than you I'll just shut up now and go back to being more awesome than Hidden101, Rob_Berg, Scourge, HadToBeDone, Redskieslookfake, Method, Apollo and other Fags not mention being prettier as well.
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Stunt for attention? That's rich...I told you to leave me alone...that is the OPPOSITE of attempting to garner your attention! FUCKING A!!
I find it humorous that you're SO self-absorbed that you think that I WANT your attention and that I'm secretly hoping somehow that SOME DAY SICO WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I see every day the slores you surround yourself with. I want nothing to do with you OR them.
YOU HAVE called me annoying and a crybaby and told me I'm not welcome...and you've made a POINT of taking that OFF the online forum and you've done a GREAT JOB at making me FEEL that way for a long ass time. All I'm saying now is that I dont want to feel that way anymore Sico...I'm SICK of you treating me like crap and I dont know why I ever gave you the benefit of the doubt when you are CLEARLY so completely undeserving of it.
Dont worry me and my friends dont need YOU to tell me that I'm welcome anywhere YOU'RE going to be...I'm not going to invite myself to any of the functions you'll be attending and whenever I find out you'll BE somewhere I was planning on going I'll remove myself from that situation. I can't stand you, you suck and you're an asshole.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds to me like sage just wants to be treated with respect. doesn't seem like an unreasonable request to me. but what do i know?
you don't have to even like someone to show them mutual respect. maybe when you get a little older you will figure that one out, sico.
anyway, the mystery is solved. you two aren't compatible as friends. i don't see why you have to hurl insults at her for pointing out the simple fact that you are disrespectful. seems pretty childish.
ps- your head looks like a potato with hair.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, quit your giant gaping stunt for attention. You cry like a little girl so much here, so much in person you don't even see how irritating an annoying you are. Fuck, people here can tell what a pest you are and they've never met you.
Next time your friends go somewhere, like any where near me, and you wonder if you are welcome the answer is no.
Wahhhh, Sico doesn't like me. Wahhhhh, I'll take this to an online forum. WAHhhhhh, MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME ATTENTION THERE.
You aired out all of your dirty laundry about me-- WHOA! I'm mean to you, WHOA!--and I've done nothing but call you annoying and a cry baby. That is grounds for you to be a hormonal bitch? There's more to your story of crybabying but on account of being better than you I'll just shut up now and go back to being more awesome than Hidden101, Rob_Berg, Scourge, HadToBeDone, Redskieslookfake, Method, Apollo and other Fags not mention being prettier as well.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, well, if it isn't the crown-prince of unhumour, back from his sight-seeing excursion to the playground.
STFU Bubba, you pedarast.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no1 calling robbie a dipshit is kinda like hitler reaming churchill. . .
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-13 15:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage - you should consider Zoloft. I'm not being sarcastic or being a bitch here, I really do think it could help you. I take it and it has helped me tremendously with volatile mood swings and anxiety. I take a very small dose (1/2 of the smallest pill they make, once a day), so the side effects are minimal. I know some people associate a kind of stigma with SSRI's, but they really can be very beneficial. Check it out.
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Take her advice, Sage. Every time Jeanneee forgets her pills I get a review or a post in which she reams me for something. Pills ftw.
Hi, Jeanneee!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM self-righteous, arrogant and at times a gigantic prick. So what exactly are you sleuthing out, Watson?
I like how No2 is calling me out for being opportunistic. THAT is funny.
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Not sleuthing, more like fishing. And you're not a gigantic prick, more of a tiny, squealling insignificant one.
And it's no"1"hasdis, cunt. Only my friends can call me No2, and I unfortuneatly don't have any
=(.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans
I sometimes wonder if Sage isn't actually just an elaborate alter by Simon. The "camwhores" come off of facebook, and the girl is linked to simon.
Even if not, then I suspect this "Drama" is simply being created between Sico and Sage.
Oh, and Rob, you're a fucking pathetic tool. I'm not joining a "Berg hate bandwagon", I'm poiinting out that for all your criticism of people bullying online, you're alful quick to jump on the bandwagon these days, as long as it is someone you're certain is so dispised, no one will argue it with you. Nice try, but I can see you for the self-righteous, arrogant prick you are.
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ya think?
I sorta suspected that too. Still, it would be a good call on her part.
I'm not surprised you think I'm a pathetic fucking tool - you've been parroting that sentiment for years. I don't criticize people for being bullies online you idiot - I mean there are some pretty galactically retarded mouthbreathers that log on to suck out whatever fun is left from this filthshake of a site - but you are one of the dumbest.
I AM self-righteous, arrogant and at times a gigantic prick. So what exactly are you sleuthing out, Watson?
I like how No2 is calling me out for being opportunistic. THAT is funny.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This review should come as a surprise to no one.
***********
But I do like Method, Hidden, Rob Berg, Redskies, Apollo, et al (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER YOU JERKS). Except for Had. Hes a douche to me for no reason and has never come around. :(
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Wah. My opinion is not worth worrying about anyway.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool.
Sage's stock just shot WAY up in my books.
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Having stock in your books is about as valuable as having stock in Nortel in your portfolio.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shenanigans
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans
I sometimes wonder if Sage isn't actually just an elaborate alter by Simon. The "camwhores" come off of facebook, and the girl is linked to simon.
Even if not, then I suspect this "Drama" is simply being created between Sico and Sage.
Oh, and Rob, you're a fucking pathetic tool. I'm not joining a "Berg hate bandwagon", I'm poiinting out that for all your criticism of people bullying online, you're alful quick to jump on the bandwagon these days, as long as it is someone you're certain is so dispised, no one will argue it with you. Nice try, but I can see you for the self-righteous, arrogant prick you are.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage - you should consider Zoloft. I'm not being sarcastic or being a bitch here, I really do think it could help you. I take it and it has helped me tremendously with volatile mood swings and anxiety. I take a very small dose (1/2 of the smallest pill they make, once a day), so the side effects are minimal. I know some people associate a kind of stigma with SSRI's, but they really can be very beneficial. Check it out.
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Eh, I'm not interested. I have other people in my life who dont treat me like shit. I'M NOT THE PROBLEM, SICO IS.
I'm done with this post and with uber for the day...
All the haters, say Amen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool.
Sage's stock just shot WAY up in my books.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 14:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage. Crying ever since she came to uber.... WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!
When are you going to throw the towel in and admit uber isn't for you?
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I certainly don't know what I did this time but I told you that I had some tree shots and you were welcome to them. I don't know what more you want from our friendship so I suggest if you are trying to fix the car that isn't broken you find someone else, you glass wall of emotion.
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You didn't do anything in particular, Sico...you are failing to see the point.
Uber has nothing to do with the way I feel and I have no problem being on here...or the people on here. Yes I can be oversensitive at times (and by "at times" I mean all the time) but whatever...that's just me. I'm not telling you to not be you...I'm telling you that I'm sick of WHO YOU ARE.
YOU are a jerk, more to me than ANYONE ELSE. You say that I get upset when YOU say things as opposed to when OTHERS make comments but I get equally upset in any case. YOU single ME out and say and do hurtful things to ME...I dont see you talking to ANY OTHER FEMALE we hang out with the way you talk to me.
You fail to see that I'm NOT ONE OF THE BOYS...I do NOT take the things you say to me as a joke...and you know what?
FUCK THIS. I am sick of this conversation and even in your comment above you are nothing more than an insensitive prick. I would have emailed you but you told me to stop yesterday. So I am stopping with the email. I dont want your fucking tree shots, you are an asshole. Stop being fake with me...WE DONT LIKE EACH OTHER SICO. PERIOD.
I DONT LIKE YOU. I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE AND YOU CAN KEEP IT THE SAME, MOTHER FUCKER.
-2DIE
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah - thats ALLLL we know about Simon - No2. There hasn't been multiple pictures of both his ugly visage and those of his unwilling and hapless victims. There hasn't been 327 alters to carry on his stupidity once he gets banned.
Funny how YOU are all giddy to jump on his bandwagon of Berg hate. Is your life so unfulfilled you need to augment it with petty scraps with online nerds?
Whassamater - Jack not around for you to pester?
You really are no better than a cheap english speaking Caulaincourt knock off.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heh, see? - even recalling the horror of the shit filled bowl and thinking of you causes me to become spontaneously illiterate.
Such is the poower you have.
That should read "at the bowl's big brown contents".
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how Berg is jumping all over Sico, when he doesn't have a clue about him, except for some meaningless comments on a website. I think he's just jealous.
Keep up the "conjecture and willfull ignorance, Mr. Poopypants."
Between that and the constant need to brag about your alleged BMW (which isn't a big deal anyway, any jackass with a credit rating can buy a BMW) and big job as an "Art Director" for some second tier firm its pretty clear what an insecure, fat nerd you actually are.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny you should say that, Simon... every single time I take a dump now and have a look as the bowl big brown contents - I think of you.
Even as its splooshing down the drain I think about what a pathetic fucking skid mark you are.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, you are very insistent upon thinking this is my problem. You failed to read the part where it's only when *I* say these things, in jest mind you, that it becomes a problem.
It's okay. I see you are a narrow minded dimwit who fails to get over your original thoughts on how I operate. You are allowed to have an opinion, but a stupid, pompous opinion is just that not to mention worthless.
I just ate too much for lunch and I'm going to take a berg. Are you still wrapping your dog's paws in oven mitts?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Will Zoloft help her choose better friends?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage - you should consider Zoloft. I'm not being sarcastic or being a bitch here, I really do think it could help you. I take it and it has helped me tremendously with volatile mood swings and anxiety. I take a very small dose (1/2 of the smallest pill they make, once a day), so the side effects are minimal. I know some people associate a kind of stigma with SSRI's, but they really can be very beneficial. Check it out.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shush rob, before you give sage some ammo.
Here's the best I can sum things up.
I think sage's latest "your mean" tantrum is because I joking told someone to give her a shotgun with a double trigger or something. She makes a joke about it later but then wants my attention for some reason and decides to make it apparent on public forum. If any of my other friends say something like that she takes it with a grain a salt and laughs but when I play it's not allowed.
Eat more cornbread, SKUNT!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 13:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...interesting.
Well that kinda takes the whole "but I'm not an unlikable dickwad in real life" card off the table then, doesn't it?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
attention whoring again?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how sico generates so much hate that 90% of his posts blast to most heated. Say what you want about him, but he knows to work Uber pretty well.
sage, don't reevaluate the friendship, just put your foot down and tell him to stop with the mean comments. I tend to be just like him at times. I say some off the wall, mean-ass shit but I'm rarely ever serious. If someone tells me to knock it off and means it, I back off. Even if it goes against everything in your moral code, just tell him to go fuck a rabid wombat and leave it at that.
+2 no poo
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, I have an unbelievably hot girlfriend which renders Sage useless in the "let's fuck" category.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage. Crying ever since she came to uber.... WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!
When are you going to throw the towel in and admit uber isn't for you?
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I certainly don't know what I did this time but I told you that I had some tree shots and you were welcome to them. I don't know what more you want from our friendship so I suggest if you are trying to fix the car that isn't broken you find someone else, you glass wall of emotion.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seems to me he's just playing the asshole game to get laid. i was always a nice guy until i realized that nice guys really do finish last. then i started being a complete asshole and i had more girls than i could keep up with. it's pretty sick, but the meaner i was to some girls, the more they would want me. now i'm a little older and past that stage but it sure was fun being a total prick and getting lots of hot trim for a while.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you're still here!
You're not as awesome and pretty as me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you have to poop.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No I think I'm being crazy.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE ISSUES...
Sico is a fucking complicated, difficult mother fucker. I cant stand his ass and seriously this is not the first (and wont be the last) time I've reconsidered our friendship.
I cant take a lot of scarcasm (SCARCASM...HMMM a typo originally but somehow fitting) and I can never tell if hes joking or serious and all in all I just dont operate that way and expect the same treatment from my friends. Some of the shit he's said to me is fucking UNBELIEVABLY mean and totally not in line with what I am willing to put up with.
Maybe I'm just sleepy and cranky and I KNOW I'm crazy and definitely oversensitive but FUCKING A!!
I dont treat MY friends like that...why should I TAKE bullshit from "friends"?
The whole "who needs enemies when you have friends like that?" mantra comes to mind...so many people just shake their heads after being around us after he talks the kind of shit to me he does...and ask me later, "seriously...WHY are you friends with him? I would have dropped his ass a lonnnnnng time ago". And I have no answer, am I a fucking doormat? I DONT THINK SO...
Maybe its just that I think he deserves an unconditional friend. And thats what I've come to be AND ULTIMATELY IT DOESNT MATTER HOW I FEEL BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR MY FRIENDS, even if they DO treat me like crap (LIKE SICO).
I am no less disturbed by the way he treats me though. :(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think he's mean to you because he likes you.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This review should come as a surprise to no one.
***********
But I do like Method, Hidden, Rob Berg, Redskies, Apollo, et al (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER YOU JERKS). Except for Had. Hes a douche to me for no reason and has never come around. :(
Sico...you are a jerk and I am seriously starting to wonder why we are even friends. You are so mean to me and always have been and I'm seriously sick of it. I dont have time or the patience to hang out with people who constantly put me down so take these comments for what they are and either treat me better or lose a good, loyal friend.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just as funny as you implying I'm uncool.....come on! It's uber!
Work over - real life calls.
Uber and out.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-13 12:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'fags' is the gayest word ever
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smirk ftw.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This gem can't have a very positive conclusion...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden and Method are cooler than you, but you're probably better than the rest.
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I'm pretty sure you were included in the "other fags" section of the bus you uppity fuck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you know what, sico, you may be an annoying twat, you may have put personal info on this site (oh noes!), you may be semi illiterate on occasion, have the worst come backs EVER, camwhore in pink waaay too much, shown far too much dick/poop, and generally been an nuisance but...
No, that's pretty much it.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just got in trouble at work for having a picture of a gaping vagina on my computer screen.
=(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3rd place?
wtf?
this is bullshit. i totally would have listed you first!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to headbutt that smirk off your face, retard
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shamwow
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuck, I never drink coffee and I've had a cup today and I'm off the mother fucking walls.
Will you belt me instead?
P L E A S E !
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia, thank you. All I can say is thank you tons. You, too, are a sweet lady.
That being said I do get some mild masochistic satisfaction out of the hate here. It used to get to me personally but I've grown from that and have put it all past me to the point where I now laugh at it. I've come to the point now that I don't go out of my way to dispel any preconceived notions people have here of me because this may come as a shock but I only value a few people's opinion from this site.
I just don't get the need for ALMOST everyone here to belong to a clique or to be like or to be found funny. I, for one, am completely comfortable with the island I put myself on.
Once again, Orphelia, thank you. You never had to explain to anyone who I really am or what I really am about. Doing nice things for people in real life without any accolades or recognition of doing those is good enough for me. I surround myself with good people and although I play a certain persona here it doesn't reflect who I really am.
Once again.
HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
two belts may be needed
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am officially not slightly retarded nor gay.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone's using my Daewoo insult??? Bastards!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Belt the fuckers. It gives them personality.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:37:39 EST (#)
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I am just bored, fed up and taking it out on uber. It's either that or the kids get the belt.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:36:37 EST (#)
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orphelia, are you intentionally daft or is it just a side effect of being a long-term incubator?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just eat it
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have never, nor intend to, show dick of any description
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know what, sico, you may be an annoying twat, you may have put personal info on this site (oh noes!), you may be semi illiterate on occasion, have the worst come backs EVER, camwhore in pink waaay too much, shown far too much dick/poop, and generally been an nuisance but I'd say, without doubt, out of the entire lot of users I communicate with outside uber, you are by a mile the kindest and sweetest and most generous user I have (not) met and you do it without expectation of anything back
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So basically, he's like all the rest of us? What a fucking shock.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not good, not bad. It's like a pet name for someone slightly retarded and gay.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muppets are a bad thing over there?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're red like a drunk Irishman at a polo match.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:22:54 EST (#)
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lol FALLEN i would dare not call you a muppet.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did but, see below..
"making it all about me when ever I can since '05"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hush now muppet, if you read it properly
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one never asked for anything from Orphelia.
not that she ever e-mails me first.
fallen
"making it all about me when ever I can since '05"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come on, Sico gives as good as he gets!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I am gonna say this but when my fella left me ages ago, I was pretty broke and had to get a job asap and sico offered to paypal me some cash to tide me over, I had only mentioned it in passing. I didn't need him to but the idea that there was support coming from so far away was comforting.
There have been a number of other times sico has been just as nice.
God, his alters make me wanna leave uber at times but ffs can't you whingey fuckers either ignore it or moan to bart or gtfo
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know what, sico, you may be an annoying twat, you may have put personal info on this site (oh noes!), you may be semi illiterate on occasion, have the worst come backs EVER, camwhore in pink waaay too much, shown far too much dick/poop, and generally been an nuisance but I'd say, without doubt, out of the entire lot of users I communicate with outside uber, you are by a mile the kindest and sweetest and most generous user I have (not) met and you do it without expectation of anything back (unlike FJ, the dirty swine).
I think people on here are bullies, picking on easy fodder for their self esteem rasing character assination, and worse still, people who should know better bitch about you like they are something better, it's pathetic.
Sure, you give the haters an easy ride but fucking hell, if bart was against you so badly he'd see you gone for good and it's his site.
I don't know.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Friday, even.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, LittleMonster insinuating that I'm fat is pretty fucking funny as well.
Cheers everyone! It's Friday!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 10:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha @ wigger. Hadley is funny.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic sico
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am rather glad i am not going top ubercon with a bunch of sanctimonious, judgemental, superior tossers
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice cubics there chief. You couldn't be more of a wigger if your name was Rob Van Winkle.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did not read this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121104
before I made my comment below
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is what's wrong with a popped collar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and whats wrong with a 'popped' collar?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ. You need a diet more than I do.
Would happily be in the fag camp all things concidered.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never, ever pop my collar. I did once, but that's because I was playing the part while on the golf course but I can blame that squarely on being drunk.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all that's missing is a collar to pop
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Appletop, unfortunately I've been accused of that guy a few times :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://joshuawenner.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/rob-skateboard.jpg
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:41:22 EST (#)
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My ear does look mighty large in this photo but it at least makes my hairline look intact.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:40:30 EST (#)
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You have yet to make me look like a fool.
FJ, that's only the tip of the ice berg. My shits are indeed prolific but I've only given you 1/2 of my daily deposits.
Besides, it's called sarcasm. Lighten up, fairy, and you can play too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s your ear is growing
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worried I'll make you look like a fool again?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know a chilli recipe, have played 'soccer' in the past, have had sex at least twice and are friends with an accountant.
Irrefutable evidence that you lead an enriched and awesome life that most other people can only dream of.
And you shit prolifically.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Corn, thanks for your input. Will you be leaving now?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 questions.
1) Who is Mr. Blonde. No, I will not google it.
2) How can this title be false? It is an attention line.
1 Statement.
F.J. Is in indeed the faggot below :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to detach yourself from ubersite.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden and Method are cooler than you, but you're probably better than the rest.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:32:45 EST (#)
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It's like a Jewish Mr Blonde who has been punched in the face.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
or title
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:30:44 EST (#)
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but the titele is false, bad sico
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
offsetting the fag below
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it would be ace if this got 10 reviews, all -2, and disappeared.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-13 08:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Undershirts FTW!